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>send help
I wish i wasn't a scrub
This fad got an update?
>>321184296
Holy fuck, I've been clean for so long, don't pull me back in please
hasn't played in over a year, I completely forget how to play.
old save is at 1.6septillion cookies, whut do
>>321185498
Make sure you're playing the beta and port over the save if thats in standard
>>321184296
what's new?pls no
missing 2 eggs for all the cheevs.
>>321184296
OP, click the top bit where the "cookie news" are for one of the cheevs you're missing
>>321185498
just touch stuff and you get more cookies and "play" its not what its happening here
>Temple
>Bank
>Wizard tower
wut
when is it worth going into legacy mode
>>321187390
At +100
You can buy the best starting updates and +100%cps
>>321184296
You mean the update that's been in Beta since 2013 is no longer in beta?
The beta you could have played?
So nothing's really changed?
>>321188005
Check out the beta now, fellow.
>not maximizing golden cookies income by saving
Getting 3 trillion for a golden cookie click feels good man. I can almost get 'get lucky' and then shit will really start taking off.
Game is shit and degree 0 of addictive game that gives no incentive to play other than "if I stop I did all this for nothing"
Go play candy box instead for an actual goal and more varied content.
>>321188637
candy box has shit balance and is a literal chore
>>321188432
I'm getting nonillions per click but to be honest Dragon Flight is so broken it feels like fucking nothing.
So how the fuck do you get a dragon? Just keep evolving Santa?
MEMES
>>321189516
If you check out the store there's a T-shirt with that quote and a grandma face that you can buy.
Why you'd want to, though, is beyond me.
>>321189763
Why does everything have to be full of maymays now?
>baking 2.4 sextillion cps
>almost getting stuck again
This is my sixth run. Goddamit.
>>321189516
What upgrade should I get next? Kittens?
I got 15 portals and 3 time machines.
>>321190046
get lucky asap then kitten
>>321190046
Get kitten for maximum milk the go for the golden cookie upgrade. When it lasts twice as long and you have the other upgrades to reduce time between them you have a chance to trigger production x7 and clicking x77 at the same time.
>>321189416
It's a heavenly chip upgrade, one of the cheapest too.
>>321190491
How much is it? I see different numbers for when to restart for the first time, common ones being 50, 90 or 100+.
>>321190559
It costs 9, but you need to buy the first upgrade for 1 chip first.
My first ascension was with 1 chip since I had no idea what the hell that was, then I ascended with ~75 and did great. 100 would be ideal, but 50 is fine too.
Basically just ascend whenever you feel like the next upgrade or the next prism is way too expensive. You'll get to the point you were before ascending in no time with many less buildings.
Is the golden cookie sound upgrade broken? I can't get it to work.
So correct me if I'm wrong, but in value per price, it seems it's Prisms > Time Machines > Hardon Colliders, right?
Because I'm getting almost double CPS from the time machines than from the Antimatter Condensers, and I'm getting 3+ times more than the Time Machines with the Prisms.
All fully upgraded.
Got 50 HC, time to ascend now
>just started not too long ago
>almost 35 Million CPS
>everything is getting too expensive while my CPS is too slow to the point where not even Golden Cookies can save me
>>321191868
you're playing it wrong
>>321192221
Not him but tell me what he's doing wrong. I started today and I'm at 1.2 mil CpS and feels like I have to wait 10 mins to upgrade anything.
What's worse is that some upgrades scale with your CpS.
>undertale is autism
>mobile games are autism
>but cookie clicker isn't
why is /v/ such a hypocrite
>>321192338
How can I tell what you're doing wrong withou tsome pics.
>mfw 7x production+dragonflight
>>321192649
buy more of the everything you can buy desu baka
>>321192649
show stats page or something at least
>>321184296
What should I do if I played the original version all along ? Why is everyone saying the beta is better ?
>>321193094
Just import your save from the old version
>>321193094
Btw, i don't have Banks and tower in my version.
How rare are Shadow Achievements?
Just got my first one
>>321193094
It got a huge update after one year
>>321193225How ?
>playing games on my main PC
>got a laptop with a wireless mouse
>can catch all the golden cookies
Living the good life.
Started from a scratch and now I am at 137 prestige. Is that good? I think it's pretty good.
At +14, when is a good time to reset for the first time?
>>321189879
Because taking hilarious memes from the internet is easier than creating something new.
>>321193513
Wait until 15 Chips.
>>321193424
>playing this game
>calling it a good life
You can't go back anon.
Dragon Flight + Dragon Harvest
OR
Dragon Flight + Radiant Apetite (all CPS x 2)
>>321193365
In the options menu
>>321193019
golden cookies and reindeer scale the more money you have in the bank. So I'd suggest keeping more money in the bank until GC and deers max out
>>321193513
Get as many achievements as you can, then restart.
I have 50% of the achievements and my prestige is at 138.
Why start the game with a 14% multiplier when you can start the game with a 1000% multiplier?
>>321189516
At least they're lesser known memes to the likes of 9gag and reddit. It could be worse, it could be shit the likes of doge.
I have hit rock bottom. Just going to keep going until I can get more portals.
>>321193560
There a certain amount of cookies I should hold onto with it?
>>321193702
Because that sounds like it'll take forever?
just started playing this for the first time cause of this thread thanks you fucks
>>321193796
Nigga buy those upgrades.
>>321193854
You think it will take faster if you start from scratch with a 14% bonus?
What's faster, restarting the game and working your way up, or getting a few achievements like when you have 100 farms or 50 banks?
>1 quadrillion cookies baked
>get two golden cookies in a row
>6 quadrillion cookies baked
>get lucky again
>20 quadrillion cookies baked
>now I am in the quintillions because of a few luck streaks
Luck is the best skill
>>321194162
>100 farms
>50 banks
And considering there are those heavenly chips to spend, I don't even know what the fuck I can get with those.
where do you find golden cookies?
>>321194438
Your goals should be getting 1 prism and 200 grandmas. At least that's what I think.
>7x multiplier nearly out
>Suddenly get 777x clicking power
>Go from a couple dozen trillion to fucking 28 quad
>>321194656
does something crazy unlock at 200 grandmas that would be better than saving up for a second prism? im at 170 mil per second at the moment.
>>321195562
i meant a second portal, not prism.
should I do dragon sacrifices asap?
>>321195874
Yes, sacrificing your first 100 Prisms is a LOT cheaper than sacrificing your third hundred.
>>321196454
>>321195874
Also make sure to buy christmas upgrades when you sacrifice all your buildings for the final Dragon upgrade. They scale with CPS so when your CPS is at 0 they're super cheap.
>tfw in the decillions in the old beta
>"Use your old save? HA! Just start over, it's not like you spent over 400 hours on it anyway."
It hurts /v/
>>321184296
>not posting total cookies baked
what'chu got to hide
>>321197068
>70k legit HC 2 years ago
>nah dawg, that's 1300 HC, enjoy
Good thing the dragon's broken or else i'd've been pissed
holy shit that dragon is fucking based.
>+37
At +40 I'm going for it.
So it seems like the Dragon Harvest upgrade also increases incidence of Frenzies.So while in theory the 2X upgrade should be better, more frenzies = greater chance of Frenzy + Click Frenzy, Dragon powered or not.
Man, I keep switching between the 2x CPS upgrade and the Dragon Harvest upgrade, and I can't decide. Those fucking prisms in trade are expensive.
am i addicted yet
waiting for my legacy bar to slow down before i ascend again, also trying to get 200 for the dragon.
>>321197582
It's better if you keep Dragonflight, get lucky with the x7 + DF combo, and rake in millions of HC
Help
>>321197849
Get all the eggs
I'M MISSING ONLY THE ONE EGG
WHY WON'T IT DROP
>>321197673
Did you just idle for ages? You've baked way more cookies than me despite having lower prestige
You guys might like this.
I made an auto-clicker to get hand made cookies (15 clicks a second), then I got a script to auto-buy buildings when they could be bought. The same script went for upgrades. Adding to the rest, I got the auto-Reindeer and auto Golden Cookie clickers.
TL;DR I let the game run itself, left for 3 hours, and came back to find it incredibly high.
>>321197763
But a 2X multiplier to all CPS is like every Frenzy is a Dragon Harvest, so any Dragonflight + Frenzy is like a Dragon Harvest + Dragon Flight.
>Not the superior game
>>321198124
>Cheating
>tfw freed myself from this nightmare by accidentally deleting my cookies, which also deleted all of my cookies
I'm not going back.
>>321198291
Auto clicking golden cookies is not cheating. The game is an idle game and encouraging you to not idle is counterproductive.
>Currently at +150 without hacks for next ascension
>Don't know if I should just sit and and keep going or if I should reincarnate once I hit 200
>>321198223
Clicker Frenzy is WAY more rare than Dragonflight
Dragonflight + Frenzy WAY MORE LIKELY than Frenzy + Clicker Frenzy + 2xCpS
I went from 1300 HC to having all upgrades in a day
>>321197942
i just started 2 or so days when i saw a thread aboot it, played it like 1-1 1/2 years ago but got bored.
this is how i play, multi tasking.
Anyone have a script on hitting golden cookies and reindeer while idling?
>>321198645
But I'm not saying you should not have Dragonflight. Dragonflight is the No-Brainer, it's broken.
What I mean is the SECOND upgrade. If you have Dragon Harvest:
-Dragon Harvests fairly common.
-As a result, Increased chance of Dragon Flight + Frenzy or Dragon Harvest.
-Lots of cookies
However, with the 2X increase
-No Dragon Harvests, meaning Dragon Flights are VERY common
-Normal frenzies rarer, so less chance of them happening + Dragon Flights
-Normal Frenzies pay off almost as much as Dragon Harvests, so any Frenzy + Dragon Harvest = Loads of Cookies
The lowered chance of Dragon Harvest + Dragon Flight does hurt, BUT the increased incidence of Dragon Flights in general is a FUCKTON of money, and they're twice as good as the ones without the 2x upgrade.
I can't really decide which is better just yet.
When do you get the dragon shit? Is it when you restart?
I never thought I'd have so much fun with a clicker.
>Tfw trying to get all the Halloween cookies before resetting this time
>Already at +79k Legacy but only have two Halloween cookies so far
Send help
>>321199743
>not 1.9 beta
keep up
>http://orteil.dashnet.org/musicgen
>>321199484
yeah, ascend with at least 10 hc
>>321199743
wait until you get the dragon
>try this shit out after not playing after a while
>notice OPs ui looks different than mine
>just notice there's a button to go into beta
>already at 500c/p on the old version
O my fuk
>>321199743
can I have that golden cookie?
>>321184296
LOL people call Bloodbourne a meme game while playing this. Reported. Not vidiya
>>321199919
>500 CPS
Dude that's nothing, restarting from that is fine
>>321199869
Neato.
>>321200243
shit mang my bad, i meant 500k
>>321200407
Smalltime man, smalltime
Also you might be able to transfer your save to the beta
>script to unlock everything and add whatever amount of cookies I want general
fix'd that for you
I'm stuck here. What should my next goal be?
>>321200753
Why even play if you do that?
>>321200785
More cursors + cursor upgrade
It greatly slowed down after I got some portals and a time machine.
My next objective is the third golden cookies upgrade but that shit costs 70 trillion and I barely make 1 billion per second
Any tips?
>>321189516
shes literally the makes me moist meme from the beginning of time.
>>321201128
Click more golden cookies
Stockpile 12000x your CPS to maximize Golden Cookie gains. Once you gave Get Lucky start saving 84000x your CPS. You'll be getting most of your cookies from golden cookies then.
>>321199854
There.
There's absolutely no reason to not spend all your HC unlike other games, is there?
>>321200890
>Why even play if you do that?
Ask 99% of the people 'playing' the 'game'.
>inb4 hordes of quotes saying I'm projecting or that it's untrue that so many people use or used the script
Last time cookieclicker was relevant, the moment the script appearedin Redditthe threads turned into a "lmao look at my gorillions upon gorillions of cookies, lvl 99999999 upgrades and at my chivos" + "HOW DO YOU DO THAT?! WHERE TO GET THE HACK?!"
Can a golden cookie appear while you're on a golden cookie frenzy?
>>321201807
If you have Get Lucky they can.
>getting a Clicking Frenzy for the first time
>>321201807
Get Lucky is how you can do that. And it's really the only true way to get the cookies you need to buy anything meaningful.
>>321201807
They do when you make the frenzy longer with upgrades.
I always get a cookie 10 seconds before the frenzy ends.
There's an Idle Games general on /vg/ btw if this thread gets deleted too.
>>321201979
If you really want to maximize your clicking power. Left Shift + Left Alt + Num Lock. It turns + and num pad 5 into clicks. So can just press them and build up a massive amount of cookies without needing a autoclicker.
>>321201649
But you´re the one mentioning it. So I´m asking you
>>321201979
>Getting a clicking frenzy + frenzy for the first time
dragonflight may be slightly broken
>first run
>45 hours
>only 3 billion cps
What am I doing wrong?
I have the 160 cursor upgrade, I have a bunch of other buildings, what's wrong?
why do i have such bad luck with wrath cookies?
>>321203401
Do you have the Get Lucky upgrade + 84,000 x cps in your bank?
>>321203894
What's the 84,000 x cps in my bank thing?
>>321204028
Multiply your cps by 84,000. You want that amount of cookies saved up. That way you'll get the maximum bonus for Frenzy + Lucky golden cookies.
>>321202579
I can't give you an answer because I don't understand it either.
Cheating in a game is bad because it trivializes aspects of it. Cheating in CookieClicker is utterly retarded because it removes the entire premise of the game.
>>321204316
Cheating for Golden Cookie clicking is definitely logical though.
So beta or live?
Dragonflight is fucking insane
>>321204526
beta
Is there an up to date script available for this new version? You know, one that shows what's the best cost effective upgrade to buy next and warns when a golden cookie is availabe.
>>321204526
beta 1.9
WE BACK NIGGIS
Also someone help me out.
>>321184296
When I saw these threads about a new update, I jumped into a new game without looking up anything, but now I see that everyone is playing the new beta, not what I'm playing.
I have 150 cursors, 120 grandmas, and 100 of everything else, but 50 for the last two. I'm making 40 billion per second.
Can I transfer my save over? Is it worth doing so based on what I've already done? Will I skip any new content if I transfer because of how far I am? Should I just start a new game?
Thanks.
>>321189516
This has been in there since the game started.
>Got One Mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UBcF6n-skk
>>321205019
Whats the fastest way for me to get to 10+ prestige
Is 1929 okay for my second ascension? I ascended at 22 last time and only got the dragon. If so, what should I get?
>>321206680
Was the first reset worth it at that point? I have 14 and am thinking about it.
>>321206980
>>321206680
Lots of people say stick with it until you are around the mid 90's. Yeah it takes a LONG time but the benefits is well worth it.
>install Frozen Cookie with the desire for something to tell me the most cost effective upgrade
>ends up ruining the game for me
>>321206980
I did it about 34 myself.
The game cascades down after that first upgrade.
>>321206980
I'm not sure at this point. I've kind of hit a wall around 15quad cps and am starting to think I could've set myself up better.
get 2 cookie runs in a row that gave me a frenzy and a dragonflight
first got me into 2 octo
next got my just under 16 octo
got 200 for everything except prism so far which need 2 more. gonna need atleast 5-6 octo to get it to 200 uggg, comeon luck!
So given how monstrous the dragon Flight upgrade is, is it safe to say it's no longer worth it to start the Grandmapocalypse?
I just started today but in oral. Can I transfer my save to beta?
What's the achievement between Tabloid Addiction and Elder Nap?
>>321208093
Only bother with the Grandmapocalypse so you can get the Halloween and Easter achievements eventually
Current CpS is 20 Sextillion
>>321208118
Yes, just export the normal save and import what they gave ya into the beta, though honestly you should just play it from the start to experience it better.
>>321208404
Woops, forgot about winklers.
My actualy CpS is currently 32 Sextillion.
Oh you cheeky fuckers
By the way, what's a better second Aura to have, 2x Production or Dragon Harvest? Harvest rarely seems to last long enough to get another golden cookie during it.
>>321208874
You need the Lucky achievements stat. Start clicking on those golden cookies.
>>321209654
I'm assuming you meant to reply to someone else
>>321209769
No, I mean you. If your golden cookies rarely overlap it's because you're missing an upgrade, they overlap 100% of the time for me.
>>321209923
Dragon Harvest doesn't last as long as a normal Frenzy, dongus.
>>321210050
It still lasts 132 seconds for me, which basically guarantees a golden cookie before it's over.
