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>verified account
what da....sonic is real?
>no kissing of the princess variety
so, you're gonna kiss dudes then?
>there are people who that enjoy current sonic games and enjoy the memes posted on the twitter feed
>these people live on the same planet as you
Why the frick are his arms blue in the profile picture?
>>321095382
Motherfuckin memetendo
>>321095475
https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/675385045465481216
>>321095671
Why did you zoom in on his face?
He just smiles reguraly
>>321095475
Sonic's twitter has been shitposting for like a year. They know they are selling character to manchildren and autists.
>>321096409
>Sonic
>Nintendo(you)
>>321097097
The whole "(You)" thing is fucking stupid and encourages shitposting. I swear you're the same retards that reply with bait pics because you're so insecure you have to let everyone on this board know that you can recognize something obvious
>>321095885
Because he wants to piss of Chris-chan
>>321097064
Not really.
Funnyman Aaron Webber took charge of all official Sonic social media pages.
Blaze is a princess.
So Sonic wouldn't kiss Blaze? I knew he was gay.
>>321097367
Here's (You)r reply
>>321096960
because we want to imply he knows her work well
>>321097367
Here's a (You).
>>321097367
(you)Seriously anon, you've on an anonymous imageboard about fucking video games, it's not serious business. Lighten up feggit.
>>321097367
If you wanted replies, you should have just asked.
On that topic:
Reply to this post and tomorrow you'll get a gf.
>>321097367
>>321097642
>>321097717
>>321097807
>>321097847
I love all of (You).
>>321097841
Aaron Webber missed an opportunity to troll everyone with "We're releasing a new Sonic Advent calendar!"
>>321098282
Well I fucked up my spoiler tags.
You get what I was going for.
Heres to (You)
Nichola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
This agony is your triumph
>and no kissing of the princess variety. Mario can keep that.
I love how he's forgetting that Sonic 2006 happened.
>>321095382
What's the meaning of memes nowadays?
>>321095475
>He doesn't know about the Sonic twitter account
It's fucking amazing.
>>321098172
Thank (You), anon.
>>321095671
>>321096409
>>321097064
>>321098589
>>321098630
>taking a silly joke twitter post seriously
if you respond to this post i will quote you and post
>taking my post seriously
next
>>321099219
OK then.
>>321097847
stop fishing for likes you fucking faggot
>>321095382
This guy was alright for the first few hours now he's just pretty lame right now.
>>321097367
shut up nigger
>>321099305
>>321099431
>taking my post seriously
merry christmas
>>321099219
I AM TAKING YOU SERIOUSLY!
>>321099382
I like sticks.
>>321099305
>>321099431
>>321099527
all me btw :)
>>321097847
Thanks!
>>321099687
you ever notice how metroids helmet looks like his plane...
>>321097847
I'll bite
>>321095475
Yup. Sonic's real and posting memes.
>>321099909
i'm calling the cops because you just assaulted my reality
ur going to jail fucker
>this thread right now
>>321099558
Subtle.
I like you.
>>321098924
Sure if you're some sort of gamer gate manchild.
Whos is the best sonic gal?
>>321099558thanks doc
>>321095382
Facedesk thread? Facedesk thread.
>>321097847
Ok this fuckin "reply to this and (insert bait here)" is as bad as, like if u agree
>>321101039
PS1 is a classic.
Xbox 1 is basically Dreamcast 2, and has many Dreamcast ports
shes not entirely wrong
>>321101039
chicks know whats up
>>321100093
Already take care of
I reported this thread
Fucking misogynists
>>321099558
thanks doc.
>>321101039
They're certainly better than the Pii U.
>>321099382
I want to put my dicks in Sticks
>>321101639funnytabsbro
>>321097847
>tomorrow I'm staying at home except for 1h working out
>>321101639
>no gay sex with hats on
2/10
>>321101039
She's right you know
>>321102024
(You) sure can, anon!
>>321095382
>Mario can keep those straight things
Ok.
>>321102024
Here's one, but please don't give me any. I'm too shy.
>He gets paid to shitpost
>>321097097
Is that a Nonon edit
>>321097847
>Post here to get X tomorrow
>Chain letters
>People actually believe and fall for this shit
reply to this post to get 13 trillion dollars in eighteen seconds.
>>321097847
I hope she's a cute monster girl.
>>321102707
Classic Emptyhero, fucking kek
The Sonic The Hedgehog account is actually pretty funny.
The guy running it knows how much of a joke Sonic is on the internet,he subtly makes fun of the franchise.
>>321102757
haha it was spam
>>321101623
She means PS3 and Xbox 360. Those are not classics by any means.
NES is a classic, Genesis is a classic.
>>321099558
I dont get it.
>>321095671
https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/676911876190699520
I dunno dude the Sonic Twitter guy is pretty funny.
>>321102707
T-That not funny!
>>321095671
>wood
>sasha
kek
Anyway, I wanna take a picture with a pornstar too!
>>321102957
Deus Ex?
>>321102109
>>321102271
t-thanks
>>321103658
How do you know that when she just said PS and Xbox? If someone said PS and Xbox to me I'd assume PS1 and the xbox 180 rather than the ps3 and 360
>>321097064
>Sonic's twitter has been shitposting for like a year
My sides
Why are you giving away my (You)s as if they were yours? Fuck you, give them back!
>>321097492
>Aaron Webber
According to an interview done by TSSZ News he was a Sonic fan in the 1990s. In his school, the only thing that kids would ask was if one was a "Sonic kid" or a "Mario kid"; he claimed that he was a Sonic kid, being a fan of Sonic. He said that his passion for Sonic made him want to make Sonic games.
After 3 years of working in Sega, he earned a promotion as brand manager for Sonic Generations. On June 27, 2014, he left Sega to participate in charity and inspiring youth,[1][2] but he returned in June 2015 in hopes of using the Sonic franchise and the Sega brand for his charity interests.[3][1]
holy shit this dude is the anti chris
>>321104303
yep
>>321102957
>I'm thinking Fallout 1 or 2
Atleast he doubts
>>321097847
pls satan ;_;
>>321097847
>tfw live at home now
>have to move back to uni next month when break is over which is across the state
b-but I can't do long distance relationships
W E L L
M E M E ' D
>>321099382
I'd give Sticks my (You)mongous erection
>>321097847
Thanks santa anon
>>321097847
lmao all these people osting
>>321097847
YOU LOYAL
>>321102957
God fucking Damn it Zach Shields you cunt.
I imagine such a high percentage of autists make up the sonic fanbase that one of them landed their dream job of posting on twitter as Sonic himself.
>>321097847
Gf as in what?
>>321100878
The rabbit
>>321097847
pls b real
>>321105332
please be in london
>>321097847
belibe
>>321097847
I mean it can't hurt.... right?
>>321097847
SHE'LL CALL ME
SHE'LL CALL ME AND SAY SHE'S CHANGED HER MIND
RIGHT
>>321097367
>>321097847
This is so fucking reddit.
I hate you all.
>>321097847
I believe.
>>321097847
You better be not lying, fag.
>>321095382
>Girls, yuk!
They know their audience.
>>321100878
If she weren't so crazy, Amy would be irresistible.
>>321097847
woof
>>321097847I hope she has a penis
>>321095382
So the guy who runs the Sonic twitter a /v/irgin, I'm assuming? I'm amazed they were fine with him shitting on Chris-Chan last year.
Imagine being the mememaster behing the Sonic Account. IMagine being that unpaid intern at Sega who is told to handle Sonic's twitter and just going to town with it. what a job that must be
>>321106405
I remember when I pulled that one in high school. Everyone knew in an instant that it was an April fools. I still don't have a gf
>>321104074
why not? rhinanna think its funny when shes the pimp and beat people up for money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3eAMGXFw1o
>>321097847
rolling for gf
>>321097847
please
>>321097847
pls
>>321097847
im calling shenanigans
>>321095671
This.
If you ever wanted to test just how shitty /v/ has become. Make a Sonic twitter thread, and watch the morons start applauding his memespewing antics. It's disgusting.
he just retweeted a picture of egoraptor in a dress...
>>321102024
>>321102109
>>321102414
dumb (you)posters
>>321097847
GIRLFRIEND, COME UNTO ME
>>321097847
Pls
>>321097847
Sure, I could use another.
:^)
>>321097847
Worth a try
>>321099558
Okay, I ain't seeing it, what is it?
>>321097847
DEAR GOD PLEASE
>>321102707
>account suspended
NOOOOOOOO
>>321097847
Don't toy with me
>>321097847
please be a cute gf.
NEW NOT-BOOM GAME WHEN
>>321099558
it's literally the same.
>>321104457
Generations is good right? I've heard that it was better than most of the new sanics.
>>321105969
This isn't remotely close to reddit.
This is like that stupid facebook shit or an AOL email chain from 2003.
Stop spouting that shit like a kid who just learned memes.
>>321109647
Are you sure?
>>321109647
you should see a doctor
>>321097367
(you)
>>321097847
Can I still get a girlfriend if I just end up staying inside throughout the whole day?
>>321097847
E-eh...
>>321097847
The fact that I'm replying to this makes me upset that I still have some level of hope.
>>321097847
I haven't given up hope for it yet, but I'm not going to do anything about it either.
>>321109345vidyaking
>>321097847
nothing to lose
>>321095382
Is this the thing that makes "him" go nuclear?
>>321095671
that's funny because you posted a meme image on a meme board
>>321097847
I don't believe you.
>>321099558Found the difference, but don't get the joke
>>321111190
Holy shit how new are you, jesus christ. Fucking kill yourself
>>321111190
What on earth is the change damit, I can't see it.
>>321111318
>Being this upset at someones lack of knowledge
Calm down.
>>321111382
Ask a doctor
>>321111459
google "daily dose meme"
>>321111459
>>321111584
The cancer killing this board, everyone
>>321097847
well here it is
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>321107053
Nobody actually sympathizes with Chris-Chan, so it's okay to shit on him.
Kind of like Hitler outside /pol/.
>>321097847
:_;
>>321095382
That's a technically correct usage of the word "memes". Even more interesting is the fact it could be replaced by the word "herpes", conveying a similar message.
>>321097847
Tommorow is christmas eve here faggot. I'll have no time for bitches.
Would you /v/
>>321096615
holy shit
>>321097367
(você)
>>321097847
i just want a gf with cute girly dick is that too much to ask
>>321097847
I'm so close to getting one, let this seal the deal PLEASE
I'm 19
>>321097847
cant risk it
>>321097847
I didn't reply to that post a few hours ago where I would've avoided dying, this shit doesn'
>>321097367
(tú)
>>321097847
Thanks Mr.Skeltal
>>321097847
Holy shit I get my own Guardian Force?
Yeah, the new sonic twitter is popular, therefore we must hate it.
We all liked the old sonic twitter, where all we ever got was advertisement!
Fucking niggers.
>>321097847
>have an appointment with an escort tomorrow
What do I do now?
>>321097847
I too believe
>>321100789
>fun is bad
this is why no one will ever like you
>>321097367
(ä½ )
>>321109819
yeah it's cool
>>321097847
I'm gay tho
>>321099558
Okay Doc you got a chu
>Horseshit in the corner
Triggered
>>321108289
Just visit the Sonic general and see.
>>321102957
... so what is it actually?
>>321113358
>just how shitty /v/ has become
>/v/ has become
>/v/
>>321104354
>If someone said PS and Xbox to me I'd assume PS1 and the xbox 180
Then you're autistic
>>321097847
Based generous anon
>>321097847
Gib gf plz
>>321097847
Well that's easy.
>>321112148
Hatefuck his alien wife you mean? Yeah.
>>321097847
:^)
>>321097847
It's gonna be an ugly ultra-third-wave feminist land-whale, ain't it.
>>321099558
oh my fuck
>>321097847
Hey is this the post we all reply to to kill a thread?
>>321097847
Asian qt pls
>>321109819
Yep I got it for like 7 bucks on steam sale and it's actually quite fun
>>321099558
Huh. Almost didn't catch it, until I realized what was wrong with the original.
(You). I like (You).
>>321097847
I don't want a gf though.
>>321113979
with that attitude what do you expect
>>321097847
Fine. Why not?
>>321114349
But gfs are cute
>>321097847
Replying
>>321102707
Oh Empty...you're the hero we don't deserve.
Who's the faggot who got him suspended again?
>>321097847
If 2 no one gets a gf who replied to this post.
>>321101639
>Those tabs
Subtle humour is the best humour.
>>321097847
you too
>>321102757
Oh please, that's just silly.
>>321105969(You)
How would you know what Reddit is like?
>>321097847
Pls
>>321097847
Cheers, Chum. Hope it turns out well for me.
>>321104074
>>321107349
Yeah! You don't believe in equal opportunity & treatment or something?!
>>321097847
(You)
>>321114674
If 7 everyone who replied gets 2 gfs
>>321097847
if I reply multiple times do I get multiple Gfs
>>321114987
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>321097847
thank mr. skeletal
>>321097847
send dis post to someone u luv or a gost wil com and eat ur face off
>>321097847
rolling
>>321095475
SONIC IS REAL AND HE LIVES AMONG US
PRAISE THE HEDGEHOG
>>321115010
Husband obviously, since he hired an assassin (who else would?) and probably paid off the boatman too. Got tired of her cheatin' on him.
>>321115097
>collage_doujindialogue.jpg
>>321102957
To be fair, you would've had to memorise Deus Ex down to the last pixel in order to recognise something as stock as that pistol.
I am even more ashamed of being a Sonic autistic because of this shitty thread.
I want a (You) TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAH USU
>>321097367
(You) are a big guy.
>>321097847
#happening2015
>>321097847
pls
>>321097847
can (you) give me a cute gf pls
>>321114987
If 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 or 0, all gfs are cancelled.
>>321114370
I live in Portland, OR, dood.
It's all we have. Besides men dressed as women while escorted by no less than five of their female family members for security and...somethings...dressed in My Little Pony paraphernalia in Michaels.
I'm tempted to start-up a gofundme account to raise money to get the fuck OUT of this shithole.
>>321097847
(You)liar
>>321097847
Thanks Doc
Can I please get some (You)s?
>>321097847
>DON'T STOP READING, IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS THREAD IN 10 SECONDS I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY
The post
>>321097847
pls give me gf
When me and my older sister took baths together she used to rub my hand along her tight, slippery labia and stand up in the bathtub and shove her pussy against my face.
This was common until we were like 11.
>>321097847
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>>321115032
Yes.
But they will all hate you in secret, and the moment you're away from home will rob you blind.
They'll even take your cat.
>>321097847
Haha worth a try right?
Haha;_;
>>321115537
I'm listening
>>321097847
Hello
>>321097847
fine
>>321101639
>internet explorer
very subtle, I like it
>>321101757
>Dicks
Get out of here, Tails.
>>321115514
Big whoop. My family is already dead.
Christmas is boring.
>>321115280
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>321115854story-time?
>>321097847
if this doesn't work i dont know what else will lol
Sonic I love you but I hate those who handle you. Everything that could have possibly gone wrong has gone wrong. Sonic is dead.
>>321097847
gf plz
>>321097847
I'm replying cause I want to see the numbers grow.
>>321095382
Time to kill this thread
>>321115829
You want more? Alright.
We also had a weird game where I would lie down in bed with a pillow on my chest and she'd take off her panties and sit on the pillow with her legs spread for a while. Don't know what that game was called or what the point was, but I do remember liking it a lot, though I'd never admit that to her.
>>321097847
oh.
that's sad
>>321115937
his family died one night in a mugging on the way home from the opera and now he's some capeshit tier autist who runs around beating up minorities in a skin tight suit
>>321097847
How do I get a gf without leaving the house
>>321097847
meme Magic
>>321115584
>Not Sans Religions
Fuck out of here poser, bring me the ficking fedora or don't show up.
>>321097847
>mfw I met a girl that wants a relationship with me but I visited her house once and I am disgusted by the way she lives so I'm not going to suffer through that at all.
>>321097847
please, kami-sama...
>>321097847
I know this is fake.but still
>>321116118
How old are you now? Are things awkward between you or have you put this all behind you?
>>321116102
Why is he sweating so much.
Explain why the Spyro characters are a meme?
>>321097847
Aw yee
>>321097847
What fi I watnabf
>>321116451
You'll understand soon enough
>>321115937
No story.
Grandmother died of cancer.
Grandfather died of a broken heart.
other Grandmother died of..hmm...I have no idea. I hated the bitch.
other Grandfather died when I was 4 so who cares.
Mother died of a heart attack/septic shock because she refused to keep track of her diabetes (I personally think it was her idea of a suicide).
Father died of who-knows-what because my idiot half-sister wanted to take care of his entire estate/etc. & refused three times to have an autopsy done for our own medical records - then tried to rip me off from my half of the inheritance.
Half sister died in a car wreck because she thought it'd be a great idea to go driving drunk. Killed her two kids, too - never got a chance to actually meet them.
I have some cousins somewhere, but I have no idea where (and most of them are from a side of the family I refuse to have anything to do with anyways because they're drunken idiots).
>>321116534
Not this time faggot
>>321116437
24. No, things aren't awkward at all. We have a normal relationship. I don't think she remembers any of the stuff we did as a kid. If she does, I couldn't possibly know. Though, they are vivid memories for me and I do occasionally fantasize about her. It makes me feel guilty afterwards, so I try not to do that.
>>321115010
Wife, husband, lover, assassin, boatman.
>>321104457
>Aaron Webber
I really dislike this fucking faggot
>>321097847
If it's a gf that likes to candlejack me I wouldn't com
>>321097367
Plsss
>>321097847
pls
>>321116660
HAHA, YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP CARD.
>>321116608
Sorry for your losses, however.
>Grandmother died of..hmm...I have no idea. I hated the bitch.story time now?atleast tell me why you hated herplease and thanks in advance
>>321095382
NINTENDO BTFOOOOOOOOOOO
>>321097847
cant hurt desu
>>321095382
>>321095475
>>321097064
Denny's (the diner chain in the US) does the same.
>>321116660
Isn't this one banned tho?
>>321097847
pls
>>321097847
Plz ;_;
I'm lonely
>>321097847
Well shit, worth a shot.
>>321097847
I'm so lonely.
>>321097847
THIS ISNT FAIR
>>321116817
>>321116758
HA HA HA YOU BOTH FELL FOR IT. No more games
>>321097847
Pls be a qt
>>321097847
Winner, winner chicken dinner
>>321113727
ayyyy
>>321097847
I have one hopefully she won't leave me
>>321097847
this is how it's done
>>321097847
ok..
>>321116817
Yes but this isnt
its over kiddo
I'm a kissless virgin. What does pussy smell and taste like?
>>321097847
I just want me and this girl to be a thing. I know she likes me. She knows I like her. She just needs to give us a shot
PLEASE JAP-MOOT, MAKE IT SO
>>321102757
sounds good to me
>>321095382
>and no kissing of the princess variety
Sonic 06 wants to have a word with you
>>321117068
Salty bags and sand.
>>321097847
can she be slightly chubby with nice meaty thighs and a cute face pls?
>>321097847
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>321116817
QUICK! DESTROY HIS MONSTERS WHILE THEY ARE VULNERABLE
>>321117257
>lose your combo
>keep going
I want /b/ to leave
>>321097847
pls
>>321097847
I mean what's the harm r-right?
>>321116786
The only memories I have of her are her dumping beer on my head because she was too drunk to hold the bottle upright and putting her cigarette out on my arm because she was too drunk to find an ashtray.
When she died I was somewhere around 25-30 ( I have no clue when she died - I could look it up but I really don't care), and in her entire life she attempted to be in my life 0 times.
The only time I met her was at a family reunion - the only one they held that my parents attended. Before then I had no idea they existed (granted I was 5, but I certainly knew my other grandparents at that age).
>>321117257
Breaking the rules, are we? The door of darkness has been opened
>>321117257
>inb4 Eat Fresh
>>321117257
It makes me curious, what's the original picture?
>>321097847
plz man
>>321116813
Lenny's.
>>321097847
thanks senpai
>>321095475
You didn't know?
>>321117460
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>321097847
(you)
>>321097847
GIB GF
>>321097847
this is all for (You) family
>>321117663
I'm sorry anon, but I always see this meme and don't know where it came from. WHAT'S THE ORIGINAL PICTURE?
>>321095671
BAHAHAHA!!! What a manlet! He was the only hobbit they didn't have to make look shorter.
>>321113502
How many people do you know that call the 360 the "xbox"?
People shorten xbox one to xbox, not the 360. Every just called it 360.
And nobody older than 18 refers to the PS4/PS3 as a "PS" because they remember when it meant something else
>>321097847
Truly, the inline integration has ruined 4chan
fuck moot
>>321117331
>>321117460
Didn't know there actually were rules to this,well since there's no fun in winning by breaking the rules I'll go play some vidya untill the next time when I actually manage to pull this off.
Take care untill then
Faggots
>>321117775
>tfw no more hardcore punishment games
>>321117663
Fellow hoper?
>>321097847
Oh baby let's go
>>321117942I have it, but it's just not fair without the completion of the combo [spoiler/]
>>321114614
brianna wu trashed his home office after viewing the middle tweet and called in a favor to get him banned for sexual harrasement based on the tweet
>>321097847
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD LOLI really do need a gf though. Laid atleast.
>>321097847
But I don't want a gf, then I'll have to get a job and shit
>>321118374
/V/-SAMA
>>321097847
I'll try it
>>321097847
pls b tru ;_;7
>>321104457
I know the guy. He was always at demo kiosks promoting a given game, even when he's not actually required to do that. He'd talk Sonic with fans, and just Sega in general. Back when NiGHTS into Dreams didn't yet have an HD rerelease, I told him a story of how I was trying to get a hold of the game because I never had a Saturn growing up. I'd like to think he had a hand in promoting its revival internally.
>>321097847
gibe my gf
>>321097847
i-i'm not desperate!
>>321097847
Worth a shot
>>321097847
omg
>>321118247
What adick.
>>321097847
Fuckin' rad.
Thanks, anon.
>>321097847
would like a gf please
>>321116280
If Josef Fritzl can do it, then so can you.
>>321096615
Archie NO
>>321116102
>>321116534
>>321116817
>>321117257
Only made it to 4?
Sad.
>>321119120
>Blue arms
>>321097847
>all these replies.
what the fuck happened to this place man?
>>321097847
Thanks kind anon
>>321097847
rollin
>>321097847
PLEASE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>321119373
We're in Hell.
>>321097847
>you will never be gifted a qt for Christmas
>>321097847
thanks senpai
>>321104002
It's pretty obvious that Sonic twitter guy is a /v/tard.
>>321097847
(you)
>>321097847
One can only hope...
>>321097847
test
>>321097847
I don't care for my memory, just give me Shiva so I canhold hands with her
>>321097847
How the fuck does everything else fail to make me reply but this, not even in an image, does the trick?
>>321097847
Sure, why not?
>>321097847
Thanks santa!
>>321097847
based
>>321097847
There's nothing to lose
>>321097847
t-tomorrow? Doushio!
>>321097847
its bullshit but why not
>>321120110
>>321119316
>Not, "Only the Dead can know peace from this speed"
>>321097847
this shit better work nigger
>>321097847
I'll take this risk.
senpai
>>321097847
I just need someone to hold at night
>>321097847
thx senpai
>>321120387
What if it ends up actually happening to you tomorrow?
>>321097847
Somebody fucking screencap this!!!
>>321099558
Doc i need my regular dosage
>>321097847
yhank (you) mr replies
>>321097847
Sleep tight pupppers.Fuck your filter Hiro
>>321120574
then i'll be pleasantly surprised
>>321120540
Me too anon
Did it for the first time a couple weeks back with a girl who likes me. Didnt even fuck. Just both slept in our underwear spooning and cuddling and groping each other and then falling asleep holding each other
Im fucking hooked. Sleeping alone doesnt compare.
CHECK MY 8 RIGHT NOW.
>>321097847
gf plz
>>321120889
Check my 5's
>>321097847
Gibi moni plox
>>321097847
I wish
>>321120685
we haven't had a pandyland random comic thread in a while.
I wonder if he's still making new panels
>>321097847
eh, the girl i liked seems to just hate me now, so why not
>>321097847
I've tried everything else.
>>321120992
Rollin
>>321097847
What are you going to do with all those (you)s? I would invest in a 4chan Platinum. Don't buy into the 4chan Insider program; it's a waste.
>>321121097
>Not replying as a joke, replying as desperation.
FOR SHAME.
>>321120685
I dont understand but Im pleasantly amused
>>321097847
C--c-can I um have a gf too? ...I-f-if it's not too much trouble mumble mumble.
>>321121108
Check my 8.
>>321097847
I'll bite, work your magic anon.
>>321097847
Will she have a big butt?
>>321097847
Just another hopeful in a sea of rat piss.
>>321121404
Would you like a romantic relationship or sexual?
>>321121312
Wish granted.
>>321097847
DOOOO IT
>>321116608
That is fucking rough, man. I don't know what I should feel more sorry about, all your family being dead or that so much of it consisted of assholes. At least you sound like a better person.
>>321097847
Give gf thx
>>321121494
either.
>>321097847
yes, please
>>321097847
What if this actually works
Do you think /v/ would be different in a weeks time if suddenly 90% of the users had gfs?
>>321097847
Not gonna happen, but sure thing anon.
>>321097367
Hey man, cheer up... here's a free (You).
>>321097847
I just hope it's the one i want.
>>321097847
okay
>>321116354
Like what?
>>321097847
give me a cute girl senpai
>>321097847
Got nothing to lose
Original poster of >>321097847 here
I lied, you're not getting any gfs tommorow you fucks. Here's a pretty good Silent Hill doujin instead.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/798065/c91e023f03/
Goodnight.
>>321097847
ty ty by by
Which one, /v/
>>321121731
So why do you guys post that anyway?
Do you obsessively search for (you) in threads to see if your garbage posts have replies? Are you telling me you browse 4chan without a million scripts doing everything for you automatically.
I'm not even typing this, my browser is.
>>321121989
>that style
My brain says no but my dick says yes.
>>321115010
Assassin, Wife, Lover, Boatman, Husband
-or-
Assassin, Lover, Wife,Boatman,Husband
Outside of >>321115217, the Assassin killed the Wife, that kinda makes him/her primarily responsible for the Wife's death. The Wife is right behind the assassin as if she wasn't cheating she wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place, furthermore: she made the dumb decision of trying to outrun the assassin instead of hanging back with the Lover or literally any other choice that didn't involve being an idiot, to be fair though: in a perfect world, the wife should be able to walk outside without fear of getting murdered regardless of her intentions so her position on the chart can be argued
As for the Lover, he hears the full story from the wife and flat out refuses to give her the money. He has no obligation other than being a decent person to help her out, hes not too responsible, just a dick. The boatman less so, he prolly gets a million assholes a day trying to con free rides, he has no choice but to be skeptical. On top of that, from his position on the river he has no way of verifying the Wife's claims
The husband is away the whole time, so outside of hiring the assassin he has no bearing on the story
tl;dr: I failed the autism test
>>321097847
bullshit, but i'll fall for it anyway.
>>321121989
Amy, Blaze or Marine.
>>321121936
>Being this bad right before Christmas
Enjoy you're coal faggot.
>>321121989
>Pedo bait train with a freight train caboose
>Paper is less flat than this
>Ears the size of your torso with nice tits, but still a fucking thief
>Meh
>Shortstack abuse to a whole new level
>Stickgirl
You would have shit taste to choose any, and at most, go with the the non bait shortstack
>>321097847
This better work faggot.
>>321121989
How do they manage to be too tall and skinny but also too short and fat at the same time?
If 8 that guy is lying and none of us will get a qt gf tomorrow.
>>321097847
yes
>>321097847
Anna? Anna Kendrick? Come to me, my 3D waifu!
>sega is trying to take memes from Nintendo
This is perfect, Sega is made for Memes, they can't even make games anymore.
>>321122501
Got a version without hats on her ass?
>>321097847
roll
>>321097847
WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT
>>321097847
I WANT A GF!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>321122724
>Anna Kendrick
Gross
>>321097847
I've got nothing to lose
>>321097847
pls
>>321097847
PLS
>>321097847
Thank (you) very much!
>>321097847
flat chest girl with pixie hair and a big butt that likes 80s anime pls
>>321097847
(You) Will (Not) Get A Girlfriend
>>321097847
Sure, why not faggot
>>321097847
noice
>>321097847
Thanks senpai
>>321097847
Shit thats a good deal
>>321097847
Don't mind me, just replying
>>321097847
C-Can I have a bf?
Someone please screencap this thread to show how far /v/ has fallen>>321097847
>>321097847
Does that mean that each of us will get a gf or only one of us?
>>321122872
Thanks
>>321097847
Why not.
>>321124070
Your gf will have a dick don't worry
I'm jealous of you know
>>321097847
pls
>implying you wouldn't
>>321097847
o-ok!
>>321097847
but of course
>sega won't be able to complain when sonic my dreams collection 2 comes out
>>321097847
how does it feel to be loved by other human being? (sexually)
>>321097847
mmmmmmmm the levels of irony in this post, superb
If this is a 4, all of (You) are single again.
>>321097847
thx based anon
>>321097847
my friend met his slut during the holiday season
he makes the holidays weird and won't shut up about it being his anniversary time now
Gifting memes? Who does he think I am? Anthony Burch?
>>321111111
>>321124841
If 0 you're a nigger now.
If this post is a 5, I undo the post >>321097847.
>>321124946
Wrong thread m8
>>321097847
I don't even care but sure
>>321124957
If 0 you're a nigger and you're all single again.
>>321097847
Fuck
>>321097847
Make her anime.
>>321097847
trying anyway
>>321097847
Don't care about gf
>>321097847 was a lie if this is a 3.
>>321097847
I WANT A CUTE GF
>>321097847
Might as well.
>>321097847
LETS FUCKING GO
>>321125064
fug, thanks
>>321097847
THANK YOU BASED ANON
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>>321097847
Madman! What are you going to do with all these (You)s? What is the next step in your master plan?
>>321097847
thanks
>>321097847
IM FUCKING HOPING
>>321097847
lets
fucking
go
>>321097847
Hopefully she is rich and buys me stuff.
>>321123028
Hey, I'll fucking fight you, faggot
>>321097847
Merry Ch-ch-christmas ;_;
>>321095671
>you just know
>>321097847
I have a gf, but I'll take another one. Fucking whores the lot of them.
>>321097847
>GFS FOR EVERYONE
>>321115010
I had to read that book in 7th Grade.
>>321097847
Dude, nice.
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