Realistically, which one would win in a fight?
>>321089432
Niko. Bas Rutten did the motion capture for his hand to hand.
Either Niko or Trevor. Niko is the only one with military training and Trevor has the wildcard berserker rage.
cj cuz of jetpack desu senpai
Probably Niko.
>>321090189
>>321090163
Either Franklin or CJ would crush Niko or Trevor. Black neighborhoods are way harder, you learn to fight from a much younger age.
Niko
CJ was trained by a karate master though
>>321090664
Niko was in a fucking war, dude
>>321090791
Also CJ is jacked, he'd make Niko his bitch.
>>321090664
Nigger Niko was in the actual military fighting wars, not having shitty black person fights.
Tommy, dude is a killing machine like none of the others are
Claude because he's my favourite.
>>321090964
In black neighborhoods, you in a war every day of your life. Gotta learn to be an army of one.
>>321091015
CJ could also be hugely fat.
Trevor. How is this even a fucking question?
Hate to pick the meme answer but Trevor.
Maybe a toss up between him an Niko.
>>321091127
Niko Bellic
>>321090189
Niko, without a doubt, he has military training/experience, and criminal experience.
Trevor is a close second, he's got military/criminal experience too, maybe not as much as Nico but makes up for what he lacks with his crazed, relentless way of going about things.
The others, they're all about on the same level. All career criminals, some more experienced than others, some more physically fit than others, no other relevant skills or experiences.
Now, this is taking into consideration JUST the character before they've done their respective games, not comparing them based on their accomplishments.
>>321091127
Are you actually stupid? Big difference having to watch out for some fucker with a glock and having to deal with people with fucking tanks and air support.
It would definitely be Trevor. Followed by Michael = Niko > Cj
>>321091147
He also could fly jets
non-methed up Johnny would put Trevor down easily. This is a fact.
>>321090664
kek
>>321091503
So can everyone.
>>321091127
I'd sooner be in black America than the shitty eastern Europe.
>>321091437
>glocks
You mean shitty hipoints and jennings right? Glocks are too high dollar for your average street monkey.
>>321091580
Still mad.
Niko probably
>>321091246
Being "crazy" is not an asset in a fight. Someone with training and who keeps their wits would make Trevor eat his own dick.
https://youtu.be/GeA__6aVkK0?t=132
>>321091437
What does that have to do with hand to hand combat? Who gives a shit in Niko was good at shooting people in some war, CJ and Franklin grew up hard fighting without weapons. Can't compete with that.
>louis lopez not listed
He's easily the toughest.
>>321090664
lol African American neighborhoods are "Poverty" while Niko grew up in ACTUAL poverty. Most black families here have the internet and cable Televisio, which is not actual poverty at all. the biggest lie that black people tell themselves is that they don't have it easy. If you have a roof over your head, TV to watch, a means to feed yourself, running water and electricity, you aren't actually poor.
>>321092689
Also the biker jew.
>>321092427
You niggers realy do bring down the entire American education system don't you.
>>321090664
Shut the fuck up, you dumb nigger. Niko was trained in THE MILITARY.
>>321090664
Franklin is litterally a nerd.
>>321090664
"Black neighborhoods" are a joke and negroes can't fight for shit. Look up any street fighting videos with blacks, they always get wrecked by off duty cops or untrained rednecks.
>>321089432
I'm going with Niko or Michael.
RULE CHANGE ---
Seeing 99% of players had CJ this way, CJ is now at his giga-nigga state.
>Max Muscle
>Max Stamina
>0% fat
>Max weapon skill
>Trained in Boxing, Karate, and Wrestling.
Would Niko still win?
>>321092427
>What does that have to do with hand to hand combat?
I dont know maybe military training includes hand to hand training? What do you think he did in the mafia? Not kick peoples heads in?
>>321093546
That died to Trevor canonically
>>321094831
Probably. He already had all that as well as natural slav abilities.
Tommy verceti obviously, he's a fucking psychopath known as the harwood butcher!
>>321094831
Keep in mind the Wrestling knee to the head was an instant kill.
And also in a gun fight CJ will be using dual Tec9s or Micro SMGs, which can kill fast as fuck.
>>321090664
anon street fighting ain't shit compared to professional martial arts. I'm a frail white girl and even I was able to topple "hood guys", because they just do this stupid custom boxing where you hammer away at the first opportunity and completely fold if your opponent knows what they're doing. which is shit.
>>321095647
Tits or gtfo bitch
>>321095764
that wasn't the point you thirsty fuck.
>>321095863
I don't give a fuck what the point of your blog post was, show your breasts or leave you attention whore
>>321096142
>Person offhandly mentions gender
>"I can't let this stand! I must post memes! that'll show her about not having a dick that I can suck!"
>highlights that the mention of gender was offhanded
>"Such an attention whore!"
That's what I call autism.
>>321097017
How does it feel being the whitest of knights?
>>321097219
How does it feel to be a faggot?
>>321097017
>memes
Kill yourself
>>321089432
Why is CJ Ludacris?
>>321093241
>Niko grew up in ACTUAL poverty
Niko is a fictional character, meanwhile millions of Africans Americans are living in actual real life poverty. CJ and Franklin are reality based, Niko is a fantasy.
Probably Trevor or Tommy.
Michael would find fighting a waste of time.
Franklin wouldn't bother if he had nothing to gain from the fight.
CJ probably doesn't care.
Claude is pretty cold hearted, but not crazy like Trevor or Tommy.
>>321089432
Vercetti no contest. Vercetti's the man.
>>321094831
>0% fat
Any living thing would beat him then, since 0% body fat would literally kill you.
>>321097017
You gonna show us your tits or what?
>>321090664
lol nigger
>>321097806
>Niko is a fantasy
claude, no contest, he's a mute psycho
>>321097915
Claude was designed to be a blank canvas for the player to imprint whatever personality they want on. His specialty was driving, really. In a car race, he would probably beat any other character, unless Franklin uses his magic negro slowmo driving abilities.
>>321097806
you're joking, right?
>>321098247
You are an actual retard if you think a random buff hood nigga wouldn't crush those skinny meth white meth heads.
>>321097806
American education, everybody.
>>321097602
It is a meme.
I'd get if the post was "ha ha silly boys fighting, I'm too much of a cute girl for violence" then a tits or GTFO would be appropriate. but if the post just a mention in respect to a topic then going hurr tits or gtfo is about as reddit as going "the cake is a lie XD" when ever someone brings up valve.
>>321098091
Short answer "no" the long answer "If you weren't so repulsive you could go score some yourself faggot."
>>321098483
Show me a real life Niko, he's a white teenager's macho fantasy. But I can show you a million real life CJs and Franklins, they actually exist.
>>321097017
You sound fiery femanon. I like thatpls be in london
>>321098494
2/10
>>321097017
You know the rule bitch.
>>321091663
not me :(
>>321098731
Ok, you are an actual retard, thanks for confirming. Why do you think the UFC has weight classes you idiot?
>>321098627
>Show me a real life Niko
there's tons of them, you fucking ethnocentric piece of shit.
>>321098627
Google Bosnian War Soldiers. There's a whole page of them. And plenty of gore.
>>321098898
Go shitpost reddit, we don't need your kind here you stupid fuck.
>>321098627
There is a lot of ex military serbs in the "underworld"
>>321098494
Depends on the meth head really. I've seen someone with a bird chest and noodle arms high on heroin beat the shit out of a body builder (both were black though.)
>>321098627
check these serbian ghettos, blackie.
>>321098627
Where do you live?
>>321098970
>posts professional fighters
You are like those Europeans who resort to posting F1 go-carts whenever you prove to them American production cars are faster than European production cars.
Ok, you wanna talk professional fighters, let's do it. Anderson Silva, Jon Jones, and Demetrious Johnson, hands down the three greatest pound for pound MMA fighters of all time. No, Fedor doesn't even come close.
>>321098970
dem eastern promises
>>321098603
Then what are you good for?
>>321089432
Trevor could take every other protag at the same time while jacking off.
He does so much speed it makes him LITERALLY INVINCIBLE.
None of the other protags have anything even close to that kind of drug induced power.
>>321097806
>>321098627
you're a meme person.
>>321098805
There's a rule about shitposting that you haven't been following so why should I give a fuck?
>>321099438
>>321089432
Trevor. Can't beat crazy in a fight, he's the most fearless and has no regard for his own safety. Niko would probably be a close second.
>>321099423
the district
>>321095647
LONDON
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>>321099532
Fuck off to >>>/soc/ you fucking cunt
>>321099438
>Namedropping Mighty Manlet instead of based GSP
>>321098363
CJ is a better driver though.
>Went through a Slavic war
>survived an ambush that killed everyone in his unit except for him and two others
>was thrown overboard on a smuggling ship during a storm, survived by swimming
>single handedly takes on a Jewish Mob, a gang of Bikers, hundreds of SWAT members, an Italian crime family, and the Russian mob.
>Implying this one man army would lose to two spooks, a meth addict, a mute, an overweight heist planner, or another drug kingpin
Niko is S tier. Don't forget it.
>>321099550
>Can't beat crazy in a fight
Actually you can, quite easily. That's a hindrance, not an asset. Only teenagers believe "being crazy" will help you win a fight.
>>321099550
Trevors too sloppy and uncomposed. he could beat any other GTA protag with his blind rage and retard strength but Niko is trained to beat the shit out of people way above Trevor's level. I think Trevor is on the same level as johnny from TLAD before he became a trailer trash junkie cuck.
CJ is a master of either boxing, karate or muay thai, is Brock Lesnar tier of being jacked while also being quick as fuck, also once he knocks you down you're done because he'll curbstomp your shit to 0HP.
Niko may know systema or some shit but fights in IV are slow as fuck and so are his moves, which can't even down fat ass pedestrians without them being at low HP, CJ would school him.
>>321090664
Niggers learn to fight in a gang, as in all gang up on one person they want to beat. Niko was in the fucking army in some Slavshit country, he probably killed someone before he was a teenager. Trevor could even beat CJ and Franklin, fucking guy is out of his mind and has robbed more banks than CJ and Franklin have screamed "HOL UP"
>>321099821
GSP was all hype, look how Nick Diaz re-arranged his face. Wrecked him so badly he had to retire.
>>321100112
Yea
Potentially, CJ bodies all of them
>>321100112
If you go by game mechanics like fighting styles, then trevor is undefeatable because of his special ability.
Wh...wh...what about Johhny?
>>321097986
I mean in the sense of the SA Fat meter being at zero.
>>321090664
>>321091127
>>321097806
>>321098627
>>321099438
American education, ladies and gentlemen.
>>321099759
Right after you fuck off to
>>>/r9k/
>>321099438
>tons of post replies to a dumbass troll shitpost.
>technically all correct
>still pick the easiest reply to blast apart and completely disregard the others.
This is my general indication that you are not only wrong and full of shit, but a poor 12 year old troll at that.
>>321089432
Trevor? We do not know what he is cappable of when his rage mode is activated. He can be pretty dangerous.
But probably Niko would own them all. He is war vet after all.
Conclusion 50/50 - Niko/Trevor.
>>321100114
The military doesn't give you that much hand to hand combat training. CJ had actual martial arts training, Niko would get his shit pushed in.
>>321100284
Trevor gets invincibility in melee or some shit, right? Never bothered to fuck around with him when I got to play V.
>>321100337
>American education, ladies and gentlemen.
As in, a black American educating you, aka, schooling you.
>>321100445
Trevor gets completely and total invincibility
He can survive multiple direct tank shots without taking damage, he just gets rag dolled around.
>>321094831
I think it would be hella of fight.
Max buffed CJ vs Niko. 60/40 for CJ imo.
>>321100556
Shut the fuck up
>>321100556
>black
>american
Talk about third-degree citizenship.
>>321100114
>>321100112
>>321100391
>implying Niko would use hand to hand at all
He's fucking ex military. He can draw and fire his fire arm faster than any of them. If he were to be a close combat situation, he would probably just force his opponent on the ground and shoot them from there.
>>321100390
Ethnocentric to pick the white guys. Good example of casual racism. CJ had actual extensive martial arts training, nobody else did. And he had the most muscle mass. It's pol-tier to claim anybody other than CJ would win.
>this thread
WE
>>321097806
>Niko is a fantasy
Saved. This is it dear audience.
The effects of fucked up education that just prepares you to exams.
You have real problems out there my dear Americano friends. An society that is litteraly dumb.
>>321100556
holy fuck you're dumb lmfao
>>321099987
>Crazy, loud man always loses to the stoic, collected man, just like in my Hollywood movies
No, anon. In reality - if 2 equally skilled or unskilled fighters meet, the one who wants to win most, usually will. And the crazy ones go all out.
>>321099438
WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIT
Can Trevor become immortal?
>>321100556
>>321100827
>He thinks military doesn't imply martial arts training
Are you 12?
>>321100295
kek
Michael or Trevor.
One thing is for certain though, that unlikable, badly written faggot fuck Tommy would come out on bottom
>>321100906
>No anon, in the end it doesn't matter how good you are at fighting, nevermind all those years of training to literally fucking win fights, it just comes down to your will to win!
fucking anime tier
>>321100983
If CJ has access to in game mechanics like fighting style training, then Trevor has access to his special ability, which makes him completely unbeatable by anyone.
Going off of base character attributes, Niko would probably come out on top, but going off of game mechanics, nothing in the universe could defeat trevor
>>321100813
>Loses the argument, resorts to guns
You are a walking white stereotype. Look at any of those "this guy slaps your gf's ass" threads on /b/, always a few of you with the gun response.
>>321101119
Mr. Vance, please.
>>321100827
Have you played GTA IV?
You know what military training is?
I understand that CJ that knew some of the boxing/karate/other shit moves but I think it would be a fair fight between an expreienced war man and a guy who was rised on streets.
50/50 and get your shit straight with that whole "racial" thing anon.
>>321101190
>equally skilled
Nice reading comprehension.
>>321100797
If you want to get technical, everyone who isn't a native redskin is not a first-degree american.
>>321100827
>copying a word he just saw a few post back and misusing it.
>>321101230
There's no argument to begin with
Guns beat Dindujitsu always
>>321101052
They have very little. Hand to hand combat is a last resort.
>>321089432
CJ in hand to hand, Niko with guns. Luis Lopez isn't there but he'd probably win hand to hand.
niko > franklin > trevor > claude > cj > michael > tommy
franklin can kill either trevor or michael in two of V's endings which puts him above both
niko is literally a war veteran
>niggers actually think they have a hard life
so you are mentally inferiour huh
>>321100556
Just stop
>>321101476
Sad but true.
Even an idiot can kill an experianced fighter with a gun if he is lucky enough...
EVEN IF THEY ARE IN CLOSED RANGE COMBAT
>>321101562
> Luis Lopez isn't there but he'd probably win hand to hand.
Why? Is it ever said that he has any training besides being a security guy? Sounds pretty small time to me compared to CJ, Niko or Trevor.
>>321101210
If you are going off game mechanics, then Claude wins, since each game gave you progressively less HP to work with.
>>321101586
You are considering the story... Good Anon. Good.
>>321101701
>experianced
There will never be a black or white man capable of fighting on Big Boss' level
>>321101714
luis always gets claimed at the top of these lists somehow because tbogt is a lot of people's favorite GTA game so they feel inadequate when he isn't high on the list
>yfw he's just a spic club bouncer
>>321101613
There's no correlation whatsoever in what you quoted and what you said.
Are you mentally challenged?
>>321101721
That makes no sense.
HP doesnt matter when you have completely and total invulnerability
Trevor could have 1HP max, and still come out on top because of how utterly broken his special is.
Also, claude speed is literally a dumb mute.
>>321101252
If the military was the best hand to hand combat training, most UFC fighters would be vets. But the reality is almost none are, because actual martial arts training trumps the afternoon of self defense training you get in boot camp. Niko would get wrecked.
>>321101613
They fall pretty low on the privilege scale. Poor black male is literally the hardest difficulty setting for life.
>>321098603
>implying it matters how the poster being a girl was discovered
I wish newfags would just fucking leave
Honestly, you're worse than barneyfag
>>321101714
You can do cage fighting in TBoGT, it's not backstory or ever comes up in the story but it's there.
>>321101714
Luis used to be a cage fighter. That's how he got a job as a bouncer.
Even then Luis wouldn't participate in a protagonist battle royale. Unlike the rest of them he has a fucking job.
>>321101476
Well it isn't about who is a better shot. In that case, pixel man from GTA2 is the best "fighter", because he can use that armageddon electrical weapon.
>>321100906
The one who gives the most precise punch in a weak spot wins in a real fight.
Psychos don't know what they are doing, they just run, yell, and throw random blows with as much strenght as possible, leaving huge openings and even injuring themselves in the process.
>>321098363
CJ canonically beat him in multiple races, though.
>>321101950
>thinks tits or gtfo is supposed to be used at the first mention of gender
>I'm totally not a newfag, us oldfags and our memes amirite, those damn newfags!
>>321101968
Yeah I know, so what? I mean it takes a tough guy to beat the shit out of everyone in cage fights, but as several people stated, Niko is a war vet, CJ is an one of a kind physical specimen depending on how you build him, and Trevor is crazy as fuck.
I honestly don't see how Luis can compete with them.
>>321101586
Your point about Franklyn actually makes a lot of sense.
>>321101119
>Michael
What could that fat cuck do against a slavic war vet or a jacked up turbo nigga?
>>321102129
It was one race though, the one where CJ finds out Catalina is dating him, doesn't give a single shit about it and beats his ass for his garage.
I have a feeling everyone overestimates Yugoslavian military, everyone was drafted into it. I don't remember Niko being a career soldier or anything special.
>>321099983
Tommy is S+ tier
Claude wins))))
Niko or CJ.
Niko because he doesn't fuck around compared to the others.
CJ because he can train and change himself for the better to be more resilient.
Dunno if you can train and get stronger with those newfags from gta5 though.
But it's gonna be Niko or CJ. I put Tommy at the bottom of the list because he is just a low level henchman in my eyes compared to the rest. He's bottom of the barrel, worthless backstabber who takes advantage at the right moment. In a real fight, he'd probably just run.
>>321102471
Niko kills 3 kingpins through out the campaign.
Are you saying another from Miami will make a difference?
>>321101916
>Poor black male is literally the hardest difficulty setting for life.
This, white people don't understand what actual poverty is like. You might be poor, but that doesn't compare to poverty. We can't all be born in the suburbs with everything handed to us on a silver platter from birth.
>>321102256
Niko and Trevor are good with guns but that doesn't mean they know how to fight one on one. CJ can train in forms of fighting and become muscular so he might have an edge.
>>321102418
Pretty much, once the war was over he got out of the army, went to work for Bulgarin, then when shit went down he bailed as well, after that Bulgarin wanted his ass because he believed Niko betrayed him, Niko couldn't handle the heat and fucked off to America, where he fucked everything up again as you can see in both of his endings. Hell, he wasn't even the one who killed Bulgarin.
For a war vet, Niko was kind of a bitch.
>>321099448
Contributed more to the thread than you have.
>>321091264
The thumbnail is better
>>321101854
Agreed.
Btw. I know that ppl are suited for a ceritan climate in the diffrent parts of the world but what race have to do anything in a matter of fighting?
>>321101910
Play the fucking game and learn that Niko knows some of sick moves too.
And I do not even want to follow your logic with sport and war vets. Sport is not a war.
When Im reading your post Anons I think that there is almost nobody who was in a real fight. 9/10 of you are bitches that would run away after one hit in a face.
>>321102084
This. Going REEEEE in a fight and gassing yourself after two seconds, isn't an advantage.
>>321089432
Trevor is the only one to have killed a GTA protagonist (actually claude might have too, can't remember if he kills the guy from LCS or not), and he has some weird super power where he's great a hitting things. So he's my vote.
>>321102129
So basically CJ is the greatest most talented character they ever created. He's the toughest, smartest, best driver, etc. Nice.
>>321102861
It literally doesnt matter if trevor leaves his guard open, because the punch wouldnt do any damage to him.
If anything, it would just tip the fight more in his favor, because his opponent would be wide open to coutner attacks
>>321102673
You have acces to internet and you are posting stuff from your PC.
You do not know what accutal "poverty" is kid.
And even do not try to shitpost know with your whole story that you "EARNED THIS"...
>>321089432
Mike and Franklin would get their asses kicked cause they're just average Joes
Was Trevor in the Canadian airforce? I remember him mentioning something about it so that can give him an edge.
Claude is just a regular guy like Mike and Franklin
Tommy was put in jail for killing 11 guys after being set up so he could easily hold his own in a fight
Carl is a generic street thug but could have training from various fighting styles if they're considered cannon
Niko is the only one with confirmed military background due to being a child soldier. Whether or not it was proper training and not just being forced into it fighting is unknown.
>>321102802
I think you're underestimating Bulgarin- if Niko had stayed, his family (mother/whoever roman has over in serbia) would have been in extreme danger, and Niko would have literally been a dead man.
Bulgarin lost millions(?) in the sunk ship Niko escaped from, there would have been a lot of fucking heat in Italy or wherever he lived. Niko had literally no choice but to run, it's not like he's some sort of coward.
>>321101379
It wasn't america before it was conquered
>There are people in this very thread thinking that a trained soldier, a slav at that, could lose to a thug in hand to hand combat
>>321102993
>/v/ thinks that character is somewhat a god just because they can teach it ceritan things
Kek.
>>321102974
Actually... This. Onyl Trevor got owned main protagoinst on screen so... Yea. My vote goes for Trevor too.
IF ITS JUST A STRAIGHT UP FIGHT WITH NO BULLSHiT GUNS OR VEHICLES OR WEAPONS
It will be Niko vs CJ.
The rest would get knocked the fuck out by either of the above two. Enough arguing about it, seriously. If it's an actual straight up fight with no extra bullshit on the side that enables people to be pussies, it's gonna end up being Niko vs CJ.
None of the others compare to them.
>>321102802
>went to work for Bulgarin, then when shit went down he bailed as well,
He was thrown overboard off a ship during a storm. He didn't bail at all.
Also Niko probably has a thousand yard stare judging from this scene
https://youtu.be/l33E6HfEhRk?t=1m32s
>>321102673
[posted on my Retina Macbook Pro from Starbucks]
>>321102682
Rage mode Trevor is invincible in-game, since we're talking realistically let's look at him like a roid raging crazy redneck, he'd be unpredictable to put it mildly.
Niko started fight in the war as a teen and lived to see the end of it, so it's safe to say he has some experience in hand to hand.
CJ is a totally different beast, a fully maxed CJ is like a junction of every top athlete in the history of the human race, nigger can run and swim stupidly long distances at a fast rate, can take a beating, is a master of various fighting styles (while only being able to remember one at a time), all that while being roided to oblivion. Like some other anon said, he's Brock Lesnar as portrayed in the WWE, the best athlete in the world, in "real life".
>>321103082
This
>>321102628
Didn't Tommy kill the equivalent of 3 king pins too?
>fat dude who had the mansion
>Italian guy at the end
>Lance "the Lance Vance dance" Vance
I honestly think they should all be compared post game, since most GTA protags have fuzzy history, and mechanics should be left out.
In that case I think it would be between Niko, CJ and Trevor. I think its 50/50 between CJ and Niko personally although I hate Niko as a character. I do think that Michael would be below all, even the pixelated originals.
>>321103220
San andreas babbies at work
>>321103292
you're forgetting franklin can kill both Michael and trevor as seen in the V endings
>>321102842
You have never been in a real fight, if you still believe "le army background" makes you some unstoppable killing machine. Literally teenage-tier thinking.
>>321103220
If that thug could learn some material arts moves and was pretty buffed... Well. Maybe.
But still Niko would have a ton of experiance and training above him.
Yes fucktards. Age matters too. And not onyl in a way
Young>Old
>>321103321
Talking realistically, you don't become a master of a martial art by going to the gym 3 times.
IF trevor isnt invincible, then CJ can't have completely maxed stats and styles.
Hello Niko! Let's go bowling.
>>321089432
Niko was an actual soldier who clearly knows numerous ways to kill someone.
>>321103561
I just realized that Niko has an x factor in this scenario.
If one of the protags kidnapped Roman, they're all fucked.
>>321102974
>Trevor is the only one to have killed a GTA protagonist
Who does he kill?
>>321103158
>not killing everyone and taking his empire to yourself
CJ took all of Los Santos back to the Grove alone, then destroyed Big Smoke's empire, the Ballas and the Vagos, also alone. Niko was a pussy for running.I'm joking just for the sake of it, I know GTA IV went for a more realistic approach.
>>321103706
Johnny
>>321103321
>Trevor goes ragemode
>Michael goes precision mode and puts a dozen bullets in his head before Trevor can react
Fin.>implying Niko and CJ wouldn't do the same thing
>>321103518
What the fuck does have one thing to another? An experience of a fight to a opinion about military training. wtf
I do not know from what country you are Anon but if you are thinking that about 2 years of military training in your country are not making of you an dangerous person that can defend and acctualy knows how to hurt ppl... Your army fucking sucks balls.
>>321103706
Johnny from TLAD, he's the guy who Trevor stomps on when he's introduced. Tbf, by that point Johnny was a meth-head pushover.
>>321103808
Are you retarded?
If Trevor is in rage mode, the bullets would do absolutely nothing. Micheal would just waste all his ammo, and have a pissed off trevor charging him
>>321103069
white people are born with a silver spoon up they ass. compare a "poor" white neighborhood to a poor black one. Trailer parks might look like shit, but they are nothing compared to the intense poverty black people are forced to endure in ghettos. Just a fact.
>>321102802
I wouldn't say that Niko is a bitch. I would say that someone who puts up with Roman instead of instantly shooting him when he inevitably fucks everything is an idiot.
All right so while we argue who is the strongest in a fight...
Who is the most capable/intelligent?
Keep in mind, Trevor is actually pretty intelligent, but his insanity gets in the way.
>>321103561
Fuck off Roman.
The only correct answer
>>321103350
Diaz and Sonny count, yes.
Lance is a shitter through and through
Tommy also served some time in prison, and if we count side missions took on an entire drug cartel trading operation, or whatever was the last phonebooth mission, I can't remember.
>>321089432
Huang Lee, he'd pull out his Yu Jian and slice everyone else in half.
>>321103953
Black neighborhoods arent dangerous because theyre forced to endure poverty
They're dangerous because they're full of black people.
It has nothing to do with socio-economic status
>>321103953
put on a trip so i can filter you
>>321103321
Talking realistically all the points you gave to CJ would take years, even decades to master. You can't go from skiiny hood rat to master of guns, martial arts, athletics, bodybuilding in such a short amount of time. So if Trevor (and I guess michael and frankiln too) doesn't get his mutant power, then in this scenario CJ has to be CJ at the beginning of the game.
>>321103997
If Niko had let Roman be a cuck in peace nothing would've happened, but he had to kill Vlad for being an alpha.
>>321103953
>implying that I do not know that we are more rich than the about 80 % of the population
You met wrong Anon.
>>321092689
He's a fag
>>321100556
Go back to worldstar dindu.
>>321104108
was it just me or was the chinatown wars story underwhelming? like, it went back to III tier stuff where it's all car chases or go to this courtyard and kill people
>>321103082
>Claude is just a regular guy like Mike and Franklin
We don't know what his background is, he just wanders into the city out of nowhere and plays everyone against each other. Basically he's Yojimbo, or High Plains Drifter. We know exactly who Niko is, Claude is just a big question mark. The unknown is more dangerous.
>>321104040
CJ, by the end of San Andreas he's a property magnate and killed two cops and got away with it, while becoming one of the world's strongest men and breaking into not-Area 51, and making the Grove Street families the dominant gang in Los Santos on the side.
>>321103953
>up they ass
Maybe people would stop treating you like shit if you could actually speak a language.
>>321095647
You're obviously fat then, that's the only way you could beat up a hood guy, also the fact that you're fat also as cred to why they are trying to rape you because blacks can't resist fat white women.
>>321104154
Niko takes it then, I don't see Trevor beating him just because he's a raging crazy guy.
>>321104040
Holy shit that is tough question...
Trevor is pretty smart... But on other hand... Tommy? Which one outsmarted everyone and played villians like a damn fiddle?
>>321104331
he's just some cuck who robs banks with his girlfriend
>>321103220
>muh white ethnocentrism
Literally the great white hype. CJ is a jacked nigga with extensive martial arts training. Maybe in a lame-ass tank battle Niko could win, but hand to hand, he'd get spanked.
>>321104284
It wasn't that interesting, but it was a mobile game so understandable. Its main issue is that once you beat the story the only thing to do is grind for drug money.
>>321104331
Guy was easily caught off guard and couldn't tell his psycho girlfriend would betray him. His only notable skill was being a driver as SA showed.
>>321090664
>this is what niggers actually believe
>>321104575
>drug mechanic hasn't shown up in any other GTA game since
what a fucking waste
But could any GTA protagonist even touch Johnny Gat?
>>321104731
they'd have to unbury him first
>>321104550
The world needs more Darren Wilsons. Maybe when trump is president.
>>321104332
He doesn't obtain that through an intelligent means though, he gets it through video game logic.
>>321096142
>he's a tits guy
ahahahaha faggot, everyone knows ass is the way to go. but i guess when you're 13 you think tits are awesome. get outta here faggot.
>>321104550
I don't think you understand how tough as nails eastern european soldiers are. I don't care about their skin color, a black man who went through the training regime of the russian military, for instance, would be just as formidable as a white guy going through the same.
Niko is not tougher because he's white, but because he was trained like a slav soldier.
>>321094831
0% fat and you start losing health you nigger.
20% fat is da best
>>321104937
>t. south africa
>>321104696
Yeah, it sucks. Rockstar won't do anything that would hurt GTA's sales.
>>321104889
You mean killing and stealing from NPCs? Like every other GTA protag?
>>321103854
Thanks, I didn't realize that was a reference to another game.
>>321104395
It might seem weird but I think Trevor is the smartest and most ambitious out of all the protagonists, when he isn't acting like a asshole or be lol so random.
He starts off already having a small-medium sized drug enterprise going on in Sandy Shores, knows when he is able to goad someone into working with him and when to be nice. (people like Chef, he is shown to treat with more respect and he probably actually pays him unlike Ron). If the Chinese didn't fuck him over, he'd probably be a major drug/weapons lord.
However his big flaw is that he's insane half the time and he doesn't really think long term. While he was pretty clever in managing to steal the nuke, he should have realized that the government would have came down and slapped his shit in.
>>321104361
I wasen't being raped, I live in a low income neighborhood during the summers and when you beat up one bitch you have to beat up her entire family before she gets the message to not fuck with you. I'm not fat yet but when my metabolism slows down I'll probably start packing on pounds, I can't be bothered to eat healthy for the life of me.
>>321100813
Niko actually is pretty damn fucking brutal at hand-to-hand, if you wanna refer to a cutscene where the whats-their-names were trying to shake down Roman at his business and he downed all of them in seconds barehanded.
>>321105550
in your defense I don't think their are many who can browse this site for long periods of time without junk food.
>>321098627
>Show me a real life Niko
>>321090664
lol, thinking ghetto>war zone is plain fucked in the A
And all ghetto bunnys learn real quick to not both the crack fairy or he will eat your fucking face.
Basically i doubt you're a real nigger because they know not to fuck with European war veterans and crack head crazys.
>>321089432
M∞m tyust because he has the power of telekinesis
>>321098627
i would rather live in a dindu ghetto with food stamps and other things that the honky pay for me instead of living in a serbian ghetto you cuck
Tommy is a fucking psychopath
Okay you guys can argue whether or not which protagonists would come out on top on beating each other up.
But which protagonist
would make the bestdad?
>>321106146
Michael 2bh
>>321104972
If eastern europeans were so tough, they wouldn't have gotten they shit handed to them by a bunch of goat farmers in afghanistan. Take your white hype bullshit to /pol/, this is /v/, it ain't gonna fly here.
>>321097560
Well at least he's only one.
