>MK8/Splatoon bundle 295€
>Xennoblade X bundle 300€
Should I buy a Wii U?
>>321070826
>mfw I download them
>eventually forget
>check them week later
>"why did I decide to get them?"
>delete
>implying I don't keep my 1TB of underwater porn ready all the time
>tfw my bedroom permanently smells like cum because I masturbate too much
I jack it upwards of 30 times daily and I just can't stop. I'm so stuck in a routine that it is impossible for me to leave my dangus alone. I don't even like sex anymore. I just jack it.
Depends if you're want to play with others or not, also I download everything because I'm an e-hoarder
Definitely get one, but which one you get depends on what kind of games you prefer. Solo experience, get Xenoblade. Online multiplayer? Splatoon. Both are great games that I've sunk HOURS into, so you can't go wrong with either, and should get both eventually, but whichever you get first is up to you.
Also, I'm a Christian. I start downloading porn, get impatient, jerk off to some streaming video, and then feel the shame and guilt of sin, and then cancel them all... only to wish I hadn't next time I get horny. It's a vicious cycle.
>>321070826
>should i buy garbage
>>321072380
this can be pretty rough to deal with dude, fight the good fight
Choose your character ;_;
>>321072624
>>321072624
>having a widow's peak
>tfw forbade myself to fap/watch porn
At least I'll get a disciprine, right?
>>321072624
I'm type 2.
If theres 5 or more games in the Wii U library you want, then sure.
what
why is it so expensive
the store down the street from me has a PS4 with some shitty game for 250, was thinking of buying it until i remembered it forces ps+ on you
i just wanted to play bloodborne
wii u looks rad and splatoon and xenoblade X both look great but why the fuck does it cost more than a PS4?
>>321071460
>30 times DAILY
How is your dick even working still?
>>321073156
It's a muscle Anon. Use it or lose it.
Grows stronger with constant use.
I did this twice
but i download skyrim with loverslab mods and other shit
this game is shit even on thousands mods
>>321070826
Yes. Get the sploon/mk8 bundle, get the LE of XBX seperately and then get smash and dong freeze. Then you're pretty much set.
>>321074470
Don't forget Bayonetta 1+2, Super Mario 3D World, Captain Toad Treasure Tracker, The Wonderful 101, Wind Waker HD, Pikmin 3, NSMBU and Mario Maker.
Damn. Wii U has a lot of great games.
>>321072624
Type 2 - Type 3
How do I make it stop.
Please
Help
>>321072624
You just shave it all off if you're anything beyond IIA
>downloading porn
Hopefully none of you are this retarded.
>>321074801
Bioton, Proper diet.
Its definitely the most worthwhile console this generation which is p. fucked up.
>>321075072
haha
man your pic is exactly what I do at least once a year with chineese cartoon games
>>321070826
Im basically this
>>321073338
In any moment anon's dick is going to go super saiyan and kill him with his load
>>321072624
>tfw II
>in 5 year probably III
