Looks like you are ready for the job Anon. But we have one final test.Give me a shitty video game idea
>>321055794
A game about you showering with your dad.
Play as a goat and run around looking at meme references, there's no real plot, it's like being in a theme park full of stupid shit that's only funny the first time you see it.
>>321055794
It's an open world game.
It's a sequel to the cherished ChronoCross
>>321055794
you walk in a straight line for 3 hours while some bullshit plays over top.
in the end its a message for socialism.
>>321055794
Fallout NV without mods
>>321056046
carry on
>>321055873
sounds fun
>>321055950
Sounds like you got yourself a job
instead of a menu you go to a separate area to manage your items and skills
It's a limited resources turn-based RPG where all of the battles are glorified puzzles that require you to play all encounters just about perfectly to win
>>321055794
Rwandan genocide fps
>>321055794
Whatever your dream video game idea is
You're a security guard and you watch a security camera the whole game
>>321055794
Indie game with retro pixel graphics
Open world fantasy game like the witcher 3...but your character is in a wheelchair
>>321055794
It's an FPS.
Strip down game mechanics to the very core features.
No regenerating health, only way to replenish are checkpoints which are far apart.
No story.
Make setpieces really clean and white and scribble down purity or some shit like that to pretend to be deep, but not really.
It's going to be annoying, but it will attract the Souls audience and still sell millions.
>>321056558
That's hysterical
>>321056558
He needs his arms to move and therefor can't wield weapons. So at first his strongest attack is a pathetic bash. But as you progress you learn cooler shit, like special wheelchair kung fu or how to sue your power boosters and jetpack attached to the wheelchair.
>>321056391
Sounds like a Wario Ware game.
>>321056558
So are you going to interact with people? Or other wheelchairs.
A game where you play as a boiled egg trying to jump into people's mouths.
>>321056227
He said "shitty" game ideas anon
>>321056924
That sounds amazing.
>you play as a squire or page to the world's most powerful hero
>you just watch him kill shit and carry his loot
Basically it's like a reverse Torchlight, you're the dog who carries the loot back out of the dungeon while the hero does the work
>>321057153
I know, right? I'd totally play that. And the shitstorm surrounding it would be delicious too.
I kinda wonder what the obligatory stealth upgrades would be.
jehovas witness simulator
>sell bibles door to door
>try to convert atheist
>no rewards/gifts
Procedurally generated Zelda game
>>321057536
...Binding of Isaac?
>>321057536
That would be especially terrible considering the terrible flag-based progression in some Zelda games (=in every one I played).
>>321055794
a asymmetric gameplay hide and seek simulator, with lots of DLC on launch, with very poor marketing to confuse potential buyers. We'll make graphical design shit, but heighten the system requirements up with shitty engine.
A Space trading/combat game that includes realistic distances and no 'warp drive' or time dilation.
>>321057797
So... Evolve?
>>321057073
Are you implying that one wasn't? If you think that, I could develop it, but I would feel kind of bad
>>321058642
>an RPG that's actually challenging
>where you don't end up with a million Full Heal potions by the end of the game
>and employ strategies other than "mash attack"
It would be hard, but so what?
Its an open world game where the majority of loot is random, enemies level up with you and every quest is a fetch quest.
>>321058852
That already sounds better than most open world games.
>>321059203He just described modern Bethesda games
>>321059279
Well he left out the weak story, the bugs, the terrible combat system and the shallow world.
take a story-focused, linear, but tightly designed stealth series, and make a sequel centered around a lifeless open world, and time-consuming leveling system, ball-numbing mission design, and almost no story to speak of, and what IS there is never resolved.
>>321059737
MGS/V/ ?
An overpriced open-world zombie game except the zombies defy fucking everything we know about the universe and the mod was better than the standalone
A game where the main objective is to have as much sex as possible, but you can never cum.
>>321056221
Was this Fable 4 that did this? What the duck were they thinking?
>>321057487
That sounds prettycomfy
Garden Party Simulator
First person.
Under a time limit and budget:
Make invitations, deliver them around your neighbourhood, buy food, set up the garden, cook food, keep guests happy.Sometimes weird shit happens like aliens or the president come to your party or a guest gives birthI would play the fuck out of it.
>>321055794
Weapon malfunction and degredation. Pay $25 do unfuck your weapon, pay $500 to repair it. Pay $53 every time you pick up a weapon, pay $2 per ammo. Don't like regenerating health? Ok medkits it is then, for $20 only, then pay $150 to use it, but you can only use it if there's a medic nearby, in which case you'll need $450 and an additional $23 per second you are near the medic
All characters (All characters) are locked behind an in-game currency wall
You can pay real money to unlock them faster though
I call it Grind
>>321055873
http://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/
Date a Lion. You go out on a candlelight dinner with a lion. A random number generator dictates the amount of seconds before the lion claws off your face. The game ends with the message "Why the fuck would you date a lion?"
>>321062051
Not shitty enough, feminists would probably think it's a metaphor for rape and the game will win every GOTY award
Okay so you are a hedhehog and car passes near you, you have to spam a certain letter of your keyboard a certain number of time in order to survive. If you press one time more or less, you dead.
to play again, you need to spam space 4 times, if one time more or less, you need to start back OR you pay 1 cents
>>321055794
A game that you don't play because gameplay gets in the way of cutscenes.
Only women are allowed to play the game. When men try to turn it on it just shows an image of two japanese femboys swapping spit.
>>321062401
I would totally hack that game to play it.
I would fucking twitch to make women cry about it
>>321061984
kek
>>321059737
you posted in/r9k/ misandry Vice post.IS gave you away
A videogame based on the sort of popular TV show, Little Britain, where you play as the woman who runs the fat loss club and you have to get them to lose weight, but they never do.
