Let's get one of these threads going. I'll start off with my top 3 games just so there's a few things to guess at.
>Game 1
>You squish a robot spider that tried to destroy humanity
>Game 2
>You kill the empty husk of the demigod who saved humanity
>Game 3
>You shoot some bulky zombie warrior that was resurrected by Nazis... Both of which wanted to destroy a fair amount of humanity
You kill everyone at your own funeral.
>>320896070
hitman BM
It's unfinished.
>>320896123
Yep. Greatest game ever.
You fight God
you're apart of a computer program and you free yourself but your friends are vegetables.
>>320895149
You play as Strelok, sent with a mission to kill yourself, and the Monolith wasn't real.
You're a cat.
>you crash someone's party and blow up a tall building
>you kill yourself three times and stop a maniac from fucking everything up
It was a dream you had while sleeping on a park.
>>320895149
>>>Game 2
>>You kill the empty husk of the demigod who saved humanity
FFX?
Here's a few:
>You murder your friends and die in a suicide pact with the guy you were supposed to kill
>You change history, saving the world, but instead of fixing the future it just creates a new one, leaving the old one still fucked, so you and your waifu go back there to fix that one too
>You get tied to a chair and raped
>The bad guy was actually trying to help you and the entire game was caused by you wrongly assuming that he meant you harm
>You fight a U.S. senator piloting a giant robot in space
>You stop the bad guy and save the day, then return home where you and two of the longest surviving characters in the series are all unceremoniously killed
>Your friend gets raped and impregnated off-screen by a giant monster, then you kill a different giant monster, then you get betrayed and kill the first giant monster and then the pregnant girl explodes into black mist and the two surviving characters just kinda shrug their shoulders about the whole thing
>>320897240
third is katawa shoujo, right?
The final boss is implied to be controlled by one of the main characters.
>Game1
>you kill the evil computer
>Game2
>you kill the evil alien machine
>Game3
>you kill the evil computer
>>320897468
Well technically yes but not what I had in mind
>>320896882
Nope
>>320896664
That cat game where you knock shit over in a house/summer camp/grocery store?
>>320897240
Game 2: Waifu Emblem?
Game 5: Sounds like RULES OF NATURE but that final boss wasn't in space.
>>320897549
Wrong on both
>>320896664Ghost Trick
>>320897549
>That cat game where you knock shit over in a house/summer camp/grocery store?
No, it's a (very good) DS game.
solider finds out he has medical experience.
>>320897638Correct.
>>320897714
Metal Gear Solid V: The Unfinished Game
>>320896779Mercenaries 2?
>>320895149
Jesus was your co-pilot
>>320895149
>You kill yourself in heaven
>You kill the dream man
>You parry an old man to death
>Your companion lied to you the whole game
>You become god and make a timeline with no god
>You were related to the big bad all along
>>320897240
>>You fight a U.S. senator piloting a giant robot in space
RICHAAAAAAAARD!
>>320895149
>curious creatures summon enormous curious creature to push baddie off roof
>baddie survives fall only to have head removed
>baddie gets robot boy only to be locked into a life of slavery
>You travel back in time to kill your own gf so you can fight the big bad guy in the future with no restraints.
>>320897897
yes
>>320898030
I don't know what you're referencing so I guess that's wrong
>>320895149
It happened.
>>320898110
Fine, Metal Wolf Chaos
>Game 3Wolfenstein
>Game
You blow up a big tower and stop the bad guys
>Game 2
The bad guys are still alive and you shoot a big dude but then you're shot by your own teammate
>Game 3
You play as said teammate and stop the bad guys for real this time
>>320898190
Still wrong
Soviet Russia was being led by Martians.
>GAME 3
The sea serpent is a red herring. There's literally bigger fish to fry.
>GAME 4
Every day. Every fucking day when I arrive in a new town this fucking black dragon looks at me with this shit eating grin on his face.
>>320897240
>You murder your friends and die in a suicide pact with the guy you were supposed to kill
Shittiest game in the series: malaria adventures
>You get tied to a chair and raped
Outlive: fifetooter
>You change history, saving the world, but instead of fixing the future it just creates a new one, leaving the old one still fucked, so you and your waifu go back there to fix that one too
Shittiest game in the series: don´t make ken levine cry
>>320895149
It wasn't actually you that whole time.
But at the same time, it was.
>>320897930
Kingdom under fire: circle of doom?
You doom humanity, you and the villain have the exact same motive
>>320898246
resistance
>>320898359
None of them are KuF
I know game 2 is Dark souls. Is game 3 Wolfenstein where you kill Uber Hitler or whatever?
>Game 1
>Stop an alien invasion on your ship
>Game 2
>Stop an alien invasion on a random planet
>Game 3
>Run around space and time confused as shit
The final boss in an unnamed demon that has absolutely no relevance to the rest of the game whatsoever.
>>320898196Correct, I figured 1 and 3 would be the easiest. RtCW is fucking great.
>Game 1
Furries fight the only human using giant robots, immortality, and the power of friendship.
>Game 2
You ruin everything and forever doom all of mankind to extinction for your daughter.
>Game 3
You help a bunch of bunny people out by killing a scientist.
>>320898327
MH3U and 4U?
>>320895149
Easy mode: You punch demons
>Defeat the villain and retrieve the McGuffin that can awaken the ancient evil
>Go to the place where we can destroy it
>Looks kinda dangerous, give the McGuffin to Party Member B so he can go do it
>Suddenly a gust of wind
>Party Member has the ancient evil's logo on his clothes
>It was there the entire time
>You couldn't see it because it was covered by his beard
>He activates the McGuffin and the ancient evil returns
>The end
>>320898353
Soma
>>320897240
I want to know the name of all of these after everyone is done guessing because some of them sound fun.
>your leader is a fascist, your master is an idiot, your guide is a traitor
>the snake has multiple heads, nothing you do matters and every action you take makes things worse
>the preacher is the devil
>>320895149
You unwillingly kill the person you spent most of the game trying to rescue in what is perhaps the worst ending ever.
>>320898335
First one is right. In Outlast it's a castration not a rape and a table not a chair. And in BioShock the multiverse was already there, in this game you're just causing one timeline split.
>>320897240
Game 4 isNier, isn't it?
>>320897240
>You get tied to a chair and raped
Project Origin
>>320895149
Mother, dork souls, idk
>>320898452
Double correct, the final boss to RtCW is some old Germanic warrior that the Nazi spook-squad resurrect to win the war. You do fight super mecha soldiers, though.
>>320898465
Demon's Souls.
>>320898523
Is it Doom?Because one of my games was Doom
Here's another one:
>You fuck a dragon loli, kill the dragon loli, resurrect the dragon loli, and then she leaves you for good
>>320898523
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series?
>>320898854
Bingo
>>320898505
Solatorobo
Lisa I guess
Cave Story
>You hit the block
>>320898870
>Demon's Souls
What? No. That doesn't even fit what I said.
Think along the lines of something more weeb.
>>320898505
Game 1
Undertale
Game 2
The last of us
Game 3
Cave story
>>320899051
Yes
No
Yes
I'm impressed. Come on anon, you can guess the middle game surely.
>>320898505
>>320899051
nah, that second one is that cinematic game with ellen page as the daughter
>Main character is stuck in a time loop
>Forced to experience traumatic events over and over again
>Remains unaware of the loop until the final minutes of it, at the confrontation with the villain, when all the memories of all previous loops come back to him
>Keeps getting killed at the final battle, but uses his memories of the previous attempts to eventually win and stop the bad guy
>But the loop starts over again anyway
>He continues going through the loop thousands of times until he completely stops giving a shit and is just going through the motions
>20 years after the end of the loop the entire universe is fucked because the bad guy didn't win
>He sets out to pull the hero out of the loop and tell him to let him win next time
>Hero doesn't care but agrees to do it
>Goes through the loop again, lets the bad guy win
>20 years later the universe is fucked because the bad guy won
>He sets out to pull the hero out of the loop and tell him not to let him win next time
>In an attempt to prevent your subjects from fleeing from your rule you end up becoming the leader of hell.
>>320898505
>You ruin everything and forever doom all of mankind to extinction for your daughter.
NierExcept Kaine can make babies with herself
>>320899160
>UndertaleNo
>>320899278YesIs that actually canon that she can do that or are you just having fun with her status as a hermaphrodite?
>>320899084
>final boss in an unnamed demon
>unnamed
Oh, fuck, that's where I fucked up. I originally read "unarmed", so I thought of the true King Allant in his demonic blob form, and I figured you were exaggerating his relevancy because he's unseen until the very end of the game, making his actual character-arch/lore a bit less important to the overall story,even though he's actually pretty important to the entire story.
>Game 1
Your best buddy betrays you and is the villain.
>Game 2
Your closest homies betray you and are the villains.
>Game 3
The villain betrays everyone but you and becomes one of your best friends.
>>320899207
Nier?
>>320899401According to Grimoire Nier both her male and female parts are fully functional, and the male parts are, genetically speaking, someone else's. So she could.
>>320895149
>your pet is your daddy's killer's arm
>You defeat the final boss who keeps giving in pistons, free the animals, and jump in the air for a sweet freeze frame
>The first guy to die was the real killer
>All of the supernatural shit that was going on was all faked by him for effect
>He gets found out because the dummy of himself that he "killed" was the only body he got rid of
>And also because one of the people in your group met the actual monster the killer was posing as and knew it wasn't the real deal
No one will get this
>>320899604
Fully functional maybe, but hermaphrodites are sterile.
>>320899235
What game is this and why is it so cruel?
>>320898870
Nice nice. I know there is an older Wolfenstein where the boss is Mecha Hitler. He is a robot with machine gun arms and rocket launchers on his chest, kek. Sums up the late 80s/90s DOS game scene pretty well.
>>320899697
Sounded like Until Dawn except for that bit at the end.
>>320899770She's not exactly a hermaphrodite in the typical sense, though. Her penis is literally someone else's accidentally attached to her.
A nigger stops you from taking a shit
>>320899874
Fuckhead Simulator 2007
>>320899697
Sounds like Until Dawn.
>>320899776
W3D has classic Mecha-Hitler with quad-chain guns, but I don't know about 09 Wolfenstein. TNO has no Hitler, from what I've heard. Wolfenstein truly is a great example of 80s/90s C-C-C-CRAAAZY games
>>320899235
sounds like soul sacrifice but not really
You defeat a giant space ball of darkness and lose your best friend and then spending your time crying.
The person you were trying to save already saved themselves and planned out how to kill the villain.
You fucked it all up.
You defeat the wizard then he squishes himself and you do a series of backflips after getting some sippy cups.
big man get fool in be no real big man
In your efforts to fix everything, you instead destroy an entire Kingdom.
In the expansion, you only make things worse.
>>320899871
only in japan.
>game 1
tame a god, unite a kingdom
>game 2
another god goes batshit thanks to some dumb nigga; an orphan, who is heir to the throne, saves the day
The bad guy loses.
>>320896779
Devil May Cry 3?
>you defeat the final boss, who is some kind of creature collecting and preserving seeds and shit because the world is ending, and save your sister
>then you go do stuff with someone
>The prologue took place in the same building as the one in the rest of the game. You and the only other survivor escape the police station you were being interrogated in while mercenaries storm it
>you thought the final boss would be your brother
>you go to the moon
>you beat the final boss
Your mentor and savior betrays you at the last second and then disappears.
The sequels all suck shit.
>game 1
You decide to redeem the villain rather than killing them after learning their tragic backstory.
>game 2
The place you live is fucked, you stop several shitty stupid attempts at saving it, and then save it properly yourselves.
>game 3
You get shot out of a giant gun into the center of the earth to save the world with a macguffin given to a character from game 2 by the villain of game 1
You control the corpse of the main villain.
>you punch the shit out of anyone and anything because you're SO MAD until you eventually kill god
>>320900589Killer is Dead?
the main character dies
>>320899945
Bravo
>>320900360Atelier Ayesha
>>320900690
SMT Nocturne?
>you kill your dad and then take over the world and probably have lots of sex with your intel guy
>also you're fired from your job
>also nobody played this game but everyone knows the main character
>>320900690
asuras wrath
>>320900589
Final Fantasy 4?
>>320900690
Asura's Wrath
>You crash a space station into the planet, the ocean turns into lava
>Robots can get pregnant, America was evil all along
>The ancient evil just wanted to be left alone. It asks you to destroy the evidence of its existence so it can go back to sleep, but instead you send out its exact locations and instructions to kill it
>You were a cripple writing a book all along
>>320900740
Yes.
>>320900746
Nope. Think something that came out a gen later.
>>320899514
Game 1 and 2 sounds like Drakengard 1 and 2.
>>320896310
Dragon Quest 7
You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
>>320900875
Last one isCry of Fear
>>320900781
WHAT IS BLOODRAYNE 2, ALEX?
>>320900838
>>320900872
Got it.
you go inside a giant tree monster to fight the true final boss
he tells you not to do it but you do it anyways
>>320895149
It's all a cycle and you are God.
>>320900961
Yup.
You were the guy all along but that's ok. There were worse things out there.
The main character's Dad in this sequel is the main character from the first game.
>>320900881
Fuck. I don't know many games that you kill God in. I wanna say some later SMT game now.
Dragon Quest 7?
>>320901086
Black Ops II
You kill and become God and then kill yourself because being God is boring as fuck.
Then when you play the game again it turns out your first character was God and you kill him.
>you were the mastermind the whole time
>also somehow you didn't realize you have robot arms and a metal eyepatch
You shoot down your best friend who is trying to nuke the world
>>320900962
You're a cool guy, and yes.
>>320901239
Dragon's Dogma
>>320901239
Dragon's Dogma
>>320901073
STALKER?
The bad guy is actually an alien.Fuck you EA
>>320899697
It Was Just a Prank Bro: the game
>>320901152
Nope. It's a game that's about 10 years older than BO2.
>you fight the final bosses inside a cramped boat
>Jeff Goldblum tells you to stop being a loser and go outside
>>320901047
Indigo Prophecy?
>everyone was a robot
>gas leak made everyone high
>there was a underground city
>it was a giant manatee fighting a giant robot
>no miracles, just very good illusions
>ancient aliens are real
>there was a chemical in the water supply that made everyone highly susceptible to suggestions
>>320895149
Cabbage guy did it.
You kill a skeleton expect you are not the real you.
You can either choose to kill a main character of your choice, or no one.
There's literally no reason to kill anyone except that the game tells you you should.
The asshole is actually very asshole and you get an harem of seven girls
3 buttons
>>320899808
>>320899974
>>320901407
It's not Until Dawn
Hint: It's part of an LP-bait series
>>320901243Virtue's Last Reward
>>320899635
Nobody knows Sonic 1?
You, that mysterious weirdo you fought near the start of the game, and the main villains are, in some sense, all aliens from outer space.
A dude kills a guy with parasites and gets lost in space after activating a giant bug killer
You and your wife die in the enemy fortress, and the villains resurrect in 100 years anyway.
>Game 1
You kill a pirate copy
>Game 2
You kill a traitor
>Game 3
You kill yourself
>Game 4
You kill a space station
>>320901602
I don't watch LPs so I have no idea.
>>320901603
Yup.
>You beat the final boss by walking away from him
>Then you fuck the girl who you saved a bunch.
>the bad guy wanted to kill everyone because of racism
>the bad guy did what he did because he wanted to die in a blaze of glory
>the bad guy is a little boy who wanted to believe in heroes again
>>320899697
It reminds of Danganronpa but it's probably wrong.
Let's try this
> Your dead girlfriend won't fuck off
> Your daughter needs medicine and a big nigga kidnaps her at the end
> A bomb goes off and it's sort of unclear whether you survive or not
> Your father hasn't returned from a dungeon, so you go search for him
> You escort a girl you want to fuck to an island while a girl in your head makes catty remarks about her
>>320901676Lufia 2
>>320901586
Undertale...?
>>320901782
Wrong
>>320901786
>Your daughter needs medicine and a big nigga kidnaps her at the end
That's Dead Rising 2
>>320901593
Car Theft Simulator 2013
>>320901586
MGS V?
You unintentionally kill your cyborg brother who was under mind control of a mortal obese kid who's a time traveler. This also after your friends, a handicapped theif, a girl with psi abilities, and a dog, defeated him which caused him to retreat into a capsule that no one leave once entered. After this basically god wakes up and destroys the world but its ok because a new world is made and everyone is fine. (except those who died)
A sad kid kills his father to become edgy
It turns out you are the black guy.
>>320901886
Yep
>>320901909
Easy. Mother 3.
You also could have worded it better.
cake
>>320898757
I'll elaborate on this.
>Game 1
You defeat the boss, who calms the fuck down and does her damn job. The person you wanted to save decides fuck you he doesn't want saved.
>Game 2
See >>320898757
>Game 3
You send the final boss and her husbandu on a boat. The person you were looking for heals you and tells you to move on with your life.
>>320896451
dangan ronpa 2?
>>320899235
Sounds like Siren Blood Curse
>>320901909
Mother 3.
You added waaay too much context there, pal. Maybe tone it down next time?
>>320902090
Nope
>>320901786
Dead Space 1 and 2
Dead Rising 2
?
?
Dark Messiah: Of Boots and Kicking
The basement is not childproofed
>>320901786
Dead Space
Dead Rising 2
VtM Bloodlines
No idea
No idea
>>320902132
Yep.
>>320902180
Yes
Yes
No
>>320901769
>>the bad guy is a little boy who wanted to believe in heroes again
ZHP
Your dad did love you, you just thought he hated you.
Bad guy all along was one of your first idols.
You play sudoku upside down.
>>320901786
Haven't played it but Hotline Miami 2 for the third one?
The guy you thought was cool turned out to be a demon that wants your eyeballs
>you and your rival team up to kill a giant lizard in space with a ship up it's ass before it destroys earth
>you proclaim you will finish what the enemy started
>you don't get to actually finish what the enemy started
You are you, but not really
>>320902270
That's one down. Good job, anon.
>>320902285
Disgaea 3.
>>320902341
Sonic Adventure 2
You get trapped in outer space with a pair of MILFs and there is never going to be a sequel.
>>320895149
I'm a machine, you're a machine, everybody that you know yes they are machines.
>>320895149
You spend the entire fucking game trying to kill yourself.
>>320902295999
>>320898465
Geist?
I'm the only one who remembers that game huh?
fucking loved it
>>320902387
First one is Path of Radiance? I dunmo
Huh... Interesting, reading this thread made me realize it's been a while since I've played any proper story single player game, with the only exception being Fallout 4
>>320902308
No. The 'sort of unclear' part might just be me being stupid, though.
>>320902447
Megaman Legends 2
NEVER
EVER
>>320902489
Bioshock Infinite
The game really fucking shows the game before it was wrong in kicking the EDF out.
>you an hero and then turn into a phoenix or something I dunno
>>320902518
Nope.
Hint: Evil Church.
>>320902486
XCX
>>320902486
SOMA?
>>320902486
Xenoblade X
>>320902341
Sanic adventure 2 too easy
>>320902574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0HVNgX8L14
In soviet Russia, ball plays with dog. Praise the sun.
>you get your ass kicked by a flower over and over again
The villian's identity is obvious to the player due to simple process of elimination among the major story characters. The true mastermind, on the other hand, is a surprise due to the fact that they show up in exactly one story scene before the big reveal.
You're actually the bad guy. The antagonists are trying to save the world and you've been misled to stop them.
>>320902768
Purse Owner 4
>>320897930
>You parry an old man to death
Dork Souls
>Your companion lied to you the whole gamePlanescape Torment?
>You were related to the big bad all along
Metal Gear?
>it turns out the bad guy was right about killing everyone being a good thing all along
>You and your clanmate combine your hairs together to punch a god into the sun
You travel back in time to the future to kill someone with a speech impediment who travels back in time more with you to set all the events of the game in motion before sending you back to the future to the present to the fuck I want to die please kill me I seek the longing embrace of death and then some nerd eats a hot dog the end.
>>320898453
Marathon?
>>320902790
obviously golden sun
>>320902874Bayonetta
>>320902874
Bayonetta
>Your twin brother dies of a heart attack and you walk off with the girl
>>320902878
Final Fantasy VIII
>>320902963
Metal Gear Solid
Obligatory:
>you are shot in the back and find out you're God
>>320898453
ded space?
One of the main characters realizes you're controlling him and breaks free, only to let you control him again because you're better at fighting than he is.
>>320903060
Xenoblade
>>320897930
>Your companion lied to you the whole game
Bomberman 64?
Round 2
> Your friend is rightfully sent to hell and you break her out
> Your entire squad dies and no one will ever remember you
> You are dropped into an infected city and chop the villain's arm off with a machete
> You kill the villain's daughter and everyone's surprised when he kills a 'friend' of yours
> You defeat the final boss right after a rape victim sacrifices herself for no reason in what has to be the most anticlimactic final boss fight I've ever experienced
> Your memories are false and you coming here is in no way a coincidence
>>320903115
Ar Nosurge?
>>320903174
Last one is BioShock
>>320903269
Yepper
>You and your dad have an heart to heart in a cemetery and he dies shortly after
>>320903174
Is 1 Bayo 2?
>>320903320
MGS4
>>320903174
I don't know what this is but it sounds rad as fuck. What is it?
>>320903320
MGS4?
>>320903340
Yepper
>>320902387
>Disgaea 3
Nope!
>>320903174
Third one sounds like Dying Light.
>You find out that mom isn't a traitor after killing her
>>320903174
>>320903379
Whoops, I meant to say the third one. What's the third one?
>>320903174
Fourth one Borderlands 2?
>>320903379
They're all different games, anon. This doesn't all happen in one game.
>>320903215
Correct!
Youre framed for your friends murder and wind up avenging your dead family
>>320896310
Asura's Wrath
>>320903480
Yepper
>>320903529
Dying Light. The final boss is a QTE, so it's not as cool as it sounds.
Han SoloRAPED and KILLED a girl in 1980
>>320903554
It'd be sick as fuck if it did though, wouldn't it?
>>320903646
Oh, I actually DID play Dying Light. Guess that just goes to show how forgettable the ending was. Bummer.
>>320901769
>>the bad guy wanted to kill everyone because of racism
Sid Meier's Holocaust Simulator
>>320897240
game 2: shadow hearts 2?
>Old US military supercomputer tries to kill everything for the second time till it gets nuked
>>320901769
>noone could solve the first two yet
Come on, /v/.
Time for a doozy.
>Dude gets chopped in half and space niggers celebrate
>secret marriage and war ensues
>Democracy dies and twins are born
>Space Station blows up
>Hero gets dumped down a chute, picked up by homies to fight again
>Big Bad dies and the heroes celebrate with natives
>A girl meets a legend
>unnamed entry but presumably the fourth game in the series
>you kill your own mom in order to save the world
did i make it too easy?
>>320901769
>the bad guy wanted to kill everyone because of racism
Any WW2 game?
>>320899235
>>320899235
Please tell me what game.
>>320899235
I love how I'm always the only person in these threads to know the name of this gameGods Will Be Watching, I loved that game. Have yet to play the DLC
>Come out of ocean after defeating bad guy with your best bud only to see your girlfriend and other friends right there waiting for you
It's LOST but an entire planet.
>>320903907
To be fair the 2nd one is a pretty darn generic motivation for a villain
>>320902620
Tales of Symphonia
>>320903770
>>320903950
Nope and nope.
>>320902285
FFX?
>>320897516
System shock
>>320903492
This should be easy guys. C'mon
>>320904097
Lost Planet
You fight cute against cute girls the entire game and at the end you're suddenly fighting a SMT tier demon.
>The parasites on your arm are actually the bad guys
>The monsters are not evil, only insane because of the Mist
>Don't attack the tree at the beeginning
>Purify those trees
>The third character of your party has the best hair of pre-2000 JRPG's to date
>The sequel doesn't exist
>The guy you became friends with who you thought understood you is actually behind everything
>He kills you>LOL JK
>You kill yourself to fool ancient evil servant
>>320904083
Correctamundo.
>>320903492
MGS 3?
>You choose to either save your friend who betrayed you, or leave him to die
>Then you choose to either reset the apocalypse, or move on, flying away on your giant floating island
>You are a kid who kills a DJ and brings power back to your nation
>>320904290
BastionReset into Evacuate is the best way to play.
>>320904115
Fair enough, here's a hint then for the second one in >>320901769: He was manipulating you ever since you met him so that YOU would kill him in a glorious blaze of glory.
>>320904119
Neither.
the bad guy was actually a dead girl. or maybe she's not actually dead? and may not actually be evil? i don't know, here play some sudoku.
>>320895149
2 is dark souls
Game 1: kill the supercomputer and set off the nuke.
Game 2: kill the smiling nazi in his mecha-bot thingo.
Game 3: dynasty warriors but its fire emblem.
>>320903754
Holy shit yes. FUND IT
>>320904432
Game 1 is Wasteland 2
>>320897930
ANSWER KEY
>You kill yourself in heaven
Dragons Dogma
>You kill the dream man
Bloodborne
>You parry an old man to death
Dark Souls
>Your companion lied to you the whole game
Bravely Default
>You become god and make a timeline with no god
Xenoblade Chronicles
>You were related to the big bad all along
Fire Emblem: Awakening
You're duped into causing the end the world by a mama's boy.
>>320903916
Star trek.
>>320904287
Yep
>>320904574
yes.
>>320904406
You got it cap'n. It was a little too easy.
Here's another.
>You say goodbye to your kinda girlfriend as the world crumbles around you
>>320904239
Legend of Legaia?
>You'll disappear after killing the bad guy
>Your girlfriend tries to stop you from leaving
>You embrace her after she says I love you
>You leave
After helping everyone you met, you accept that your friend will never come back and move on.
>Game ends with you either becoming the antagonist or breaking the cycle
>>320904768
Final Fantasy 10.
>>320904418999
>>320901786
>Your father hasn't returned from a dungeon, so you go search for him
Rune Factory 2?
>fight a grown ass man that possessed your best friend with with giant key
>>320904920
Birth By Sleep
>>320901573
Professor Layton games?
you get paid
>>320904957
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
someone finally gets it
>You stop a scientist from abusing animals
>blue hedgehog destroys guys wings
>the worlds are back to normal
>>320905053
Sonic
The battle you and your four friends fought to win never happened. In reality it was all a story crafted by a shitty bard in a tavern.
>>320905246
I was actually thinking of Crash Bandicoot but Sonic fits it too
>>320895149
you die
>>320905538
RDR
The main villains get caught in a space-time vortex and get turned into babies.
It was all a coma induced dream. Your parents died in a car crash.
>>320895149
if you don't smash everything in an elve's domicile, or engage in a snowball fight with your daughter, she dies
>>320904853
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
>>320906068
Dear Esther?
Dad's a pompous wannabe.
Mom's a penguin.
>>320906427
nope. the coma was caused by the car crash btw
>>320906481
>Mom's a penguin.
Is she adood?
The final boss lets himself die because he's dreaming about a girl stuck in a timeloop.
Theme: time loops
> You break a time loop created by the villain, which causes everyone in the world to forget everything you did
> the villain creates a time loop in order to make a woman happy and be able to live a normal life
> dude is angry that someone destroyed his shit, then teaches you a skill that allows you to go back in time and be the one who destroyed his shit
there are people inside
>>320895149
WE WUZ THE REAL ALIENS N SHIET
MUH SHIP PARTS
MUH CEBSORSHIP.
Help decide who should own a giant concrete slab.
>>320904256
TWEWY
>>320897240
>>You change history, saving the world, but instead of fixing the future it just creates a new one, leaving the old one still fucked, so you and your waifu go back there to fix that one too
Breakdown
It was light the whole time.
>>320906736Sorta. Eh, whatever, I'll give it to you.
Better carth is a nigger
>>320907161
Funny thing is, that was a coincidence - I didn't see the previous post before posting mine.
>>320897240
#4: Far Cry 4
Last one: Obscure 2.
>>320906068
drawn to life
>>320895149
>Save humanity by swapping vacuum tubes
>>320906481
>>320907270
Disgaea, I knew it, dood.
I wouldn't exactly call Krichevskoy/Vyers a "wannabe", though.
Surprise, sucka! It was a video gamethe whole time!
>>320907529
Dangan2
"Your adventure has ended."
>A girl gets revenge on her brother's murderer, but gets captured and experimented on
>A young man stops an ancient evil from fucking up the world again while in the middle of a tournament
>A young girl kills her father, who is revealed to be in league with an evil organization, after he becomes a super weapon
>An army of ninjas destroy a cloning lab, while a young woman destroys her own company, but gets saved before going down with the ship
>"I'll face my clone self" while a chinaman jets before being crowned victor at an event. Also, the bad guy is still alive
>you end up in a different world with no memory for the reason, or anything else for that matter
>you're actually this world's last hope
>along with your tightest nigga you save everything
>you feel bad because you feel like you fulfilled your purpose in this world, and you may be forced to return to wherever you came from
>It was actually your friend who doesn't belong here and has to go, you both wiped your memories beforehand in order to go through with saving the world
>see yourself cry your eyes out at the place where you both vowed to be partners while the credits play
the yaoi devil double crosses you
You go back in time and accidentally fuck your own daughter.
>>320907383
Vacuum tubes make me think of either Ciel nosurge or Ar nosurge.
>>320904757
Bingo
>>320907672Super Mystery Dungeon
>You are some edgy faggot who only has 1 wing unlike normal people.
>Get beaten up by random animal.
>Team up with a hot grill but you don't really care about her.
>Go on the quest for revenge to kill the guy who killed your family
>Eventually get a second wing and become an even edgier faggot who turns on his team
>grill becomes main character for the next few hours of gameplay
>turns out grill is actually a princess
>your conversations with your invisible friend determine whether she dies or marries you after you kill god and save the world
>>320907867Yeah
You kill yourself in the most literal and metaphorical way possible.
>Killing God actually accomplishes nothing
>>320907970
God, dude, I actually cried at that. It's the stupidest shit, and it's been done before, but it always gets me.
You escape the WMD by the hairs on your ass while the villan is just behind you and dies.
The entire game was created by a bunch of bored kids.
>>320907870
Baten Kaitos
>>320897240
> #3 FEAR 2
> #5 ... MGR: Rising?
Don't know last game, but really want to. Please?
>>320907637
DoA 1-5, fellow anon who actually played the story mode.
>you save little girls
>>320908194
Bioshock
>>320895149
The people on the moon are the ones that destroyed the world all those years ago, and now they are trying to do it again.
Also that blond girl is from the moon.
and that one bad guy is her brother
after fighting like fifteen guys with firebombs and headbuts you mutate
>>320895149
you were dead all along
The evolvers were filled with non lethal rubber bullets
1: She actually wanted to join the military but didn't because she wanted to be with her girlfriend instead
2. You sacrifice a whole town so your girlfriend can live
3. You kill the alien leader and score a field goal with it's eye!
>>320908259
yee
>>320908174
It's like a cheesy B movie, but I can't look away.
>>320908114
Correct.
>>320908320Yakuza 4
>>320908384
>>320896218
MGS V
>>320896310
Bayonetta
>>320908270
Lisa
>>320898552
Dawn of War?
You're an average dude on a space station where your coworkers look for the slightest opportunity to kill each other.
Your brother commits sudoku.
you either spare the final boss or sacrifice your minion's life to kill him
>>320908063
>When you first wake up in the post game your guy starts thinking about his partner
>Tries to shake off the thoughts and avoids having his mind wander to "that place" so he can do his work
>You trip balls, kill everything, fall off a building and die just in time before everything is nuked.
>You team up with your otherworldly self and fight your archrivals in a cosmic bumblefuck place between dimensions, and express your desire to fuck your own clone as hard as rated E can convey
>You beat a black guy with a baseball bat
>>320896310
SMT II
>>320908589
SS13, that doesn't spoil the game though.
would be better if it was something like
turns out your friend was the xeno changeling all along.
or that syringe the geneticist gave you wasn't SpaceHulk powers like he said it was.
That deepfried banana flavored jawbreaker actually had a shit ton of poison in it.
The clown was actually the bad guy,
and the Mime actually had nothing to do with it.
etc.
You either kill some guy and cause the last remnants of the Japanese to get nuked again, or you let him live and start world war 3. Yeah all that background plot actually mattered, fucker.
>>320908760
STOP PLEASE STOP
>>320898045
all 3 banjo kazooie games?
>>320897240
>tied to a chair and raped
Fucking FEAR 2. Or one of the fear games.
>>320907996
Bayonetta?
>>320907529
Skullgirls?
>>320904853
Bastion?
>>320904234
100% OJ?
>>320907796
Nope.
Much older game.
But not THAT much.
That lever actually did something.
>>320897480Pikmin 2
>>320898057
infamous?
>>320909045
Killer 7
It was Colonel Mustard in the bedroom with the lead pipe
>>320909253He murdered so many Pikmin;_;
You are the one that ended up killing your love interest at the start of the game.
>>320909020
Ah, didn't realize we were spoiling the game here.
I'm that case, different game.
You start the game using a robot to capture her sister. You end the game by teaching the sister emotions and using her to try and kill the robot you thought was your friend. She doesn't die though, only goes to heaven and will come back in the sequel.
you beat the protagonist because of MUH ESCAPISM
the computer AI that guided you the entire time was actually the digitized consciousness of your former commanding officer
>the villain is trapped just as much as you are
>>320909020
ICCYOCCY BAN
>>320902489
STALKER
>>320900875
Third one is Penumbra
>>320909573
Metroid fusion, duh.
>>320909503
>>320909020
Going back to SS13
>the chink is actually british
>>320909573Metroid Fusion?
>>320909695
Pomf? I thought he was a chicken....
>protagonist decides to kill herself after doing everything in her power to kill the last few people capable of saving the world
>>320900032
okami?
>>320909742
Pomf is a chicken, but I wasn't talking about them.
>>320895149
a girl you thought was your love interest, dies
>>320909695
The guy doing the exchange for the hand teleporter with the captain isn't really the bad guy, he was kidnapped by the bad guy and had c4 implanted into him, and is forced to do the exchange, the captain not knowing this has security shoot him on sight, at which point the real badguy blows up all the plasma bombs he had hidden in random lockers throughout the station.SS13 is such a great game, the only game where you legit get to act as a crazy killer, and plot out ways to kill players
>>320908283
Driver: San Francisco
> Your only surviving friend is slowly going insane as everything on the planet tries to kill you
>>320910016
It really is a game of heartbreak and friendship, so long as people try to actually roleplay and not shoot first to claim their valids.
>>320895149
>Game 1
>You kill God
>Game 2
>You are God
>>320907672
that's horrible!
poor cheetah glued to cam lens
>>320910307
I've done literally that tho, what I said,
Kidnapped someone and put c4 in them, then made them do my bidding, saying if they told anyone or didn't do what I told them, I'd blow them up.
These days I rarely get antag tho, and non antag rounds are so boring to me, I haven't played in a while.
I was Roger Wilco on /vg/station.changelings is best mode
>>320908760
>>320908063
>>320909064
GOD I CAN'T STOP CRYLAUGHING
>>320910514
you monster
the son is the plant
>>320910348
god of war 1 and 2?
>>320910586
>you monster
Kirby
>You are the same time yourself, your mentor and your boss because you couldn't handle what you did to your wife
>>320895149
Doom? Rtcw?
>You rescue a retard baby and then the world goes to shit or something
the wizard dies
The mysterious new guy ends up killing your assistant's missing mother
The protagonist was a digital copy of a real person who was actually a total fucking dick and literally caused everything bad that ever happened in the course of the game's plot.
in order of difficulty
>unlike pretty much everyone else involved, you find a working car and get the hell out of there
>you make it to the escape chopper, but it's revealed in the next game that the pilot was infected anyways
>you do odd jobs as an exterminator until you can break your best friend out of space jail
>you win a lifetime supply of cheese to go with your noodles
>your sister pulls timeline shenanigans to get you into the best one
>>320910467
Deity?
>>320911359Danganronpa 2
You were actually killing your allies all along and now you're in deep shit for it.
>>320900875
2nd one is a Binary Domain
>>320911391
2 is Left 4 Dead
>>320911852
Not what I intended but kinda.
>>320911391
3 is Daxter/Jak 2
Kylo Ren kills his father, Han Solo
>>320911451
yes?
who are you?
are you the guy that is always throwing those faggot meatballs at me? fuck you
>>320912075
Correct.
>>320906827
Nobody?
#2 may be a bit obscure, but #1 and #3 are incredibely popular games.
Choose between democratic scum, wannabe hockey players, or Bill Gates.
The Soviet forces are defeated, and an army of giant ants starts attacking.
>>320906827
3 is OoT
You rape the final boss
>>320912152
3 could possibly be Steins;Gate
Game god wants you to fix the world
Game part 2 god changes his mind and wants you to stop. He fights you.
Game part 3 With god dead all you do is dick around in one final adventure until everyone dies.
>>320908337
2 is Life is Strange
3 is Duke Nukem
>>320912231
Yup, I honestly thought someone would guess that one right away
>You kill the main antagonist
>Peace and hope are restored to the world
body double gives his life for you
>>320912396
Pac-Man
>>320895149
Ric Flair murders Sting.
>>320912345
FFXIII
>>320912639
No. Its a trilogy
>>320895149
You are actually on the moon
and infected with a radical virus
and 50 years into a bad future
and you're also the guy behind it all
>the supposed jesus figure wasn't dead
>you weren't the prophesied one, the prophecy was a load of shit
>the guy you thought was the main antag was stuck in a tiny cell for 2000 years and realized the error of his ways
>the real bad guy was some nihilistic fuckwit that no one cares about>sequel never
Little girl sends robots out to change the pastin order to do pass her history test.
>>320913051
Virtues Last Reward
>>320912123
No.Hyun-ae Smith of /vg/station.
>>320912560
The game I was specifically thinking of isRayman 2but I was incredibly vague on purpose. That describes about 80% of fantasy/adventure games made before 2000
The good guys are actually the bad guys and they steal the princess. The bad guy isn't actually that bad, and you're actually the father of the princess.
>>320913178
oh shit, I know/remember you.
it's been a while,
keep on keeping on
>>320901047
Dragons dogma
>>320910016
>write some smut about two of the biggest power gamers in the server
>one of them takes the book and starts reading it over the radio
>everyone is so distracted by my godawful story that no one noticed it was Nuke Ops
>Syndicate Major Victoryhttp://pastebin.com/u92UZtbk
That hero figure your companion was looking up to? Working with the bad guy for dat cash money yo
>>320913459
I only write porn picture books,
There should still be a handful of the ones I wrote in the archive in the library
>>320895149
You're a computer program, so now you have to kill the sun
Everyone is maybe fucked, but may be okish.
>>320912168
inb4 this is older than everyone in the thread
You either save the internet or destroy the internet.
>>320913459
I don't recognize those names. I feel like a newfag now.
Dante was back before the cluck, right? What about Emily?
>Explorers
Your class leader goes crazy, snorts space crack turning into a being of pure energy. You have to form a raid and kill her
>Defenders
Cthulhu shows up, and begins corrupting your fellow warrior monks into beings of pure energy. You have to team up with the most feared pirates in the galaxy to kill him.
>Sentinels
You give the middle finger to a race of space cockroaches. Your class leader then sells out Earth to these cockroaches (they immediately blow up Earth) to try and ascend to a higher dimension.
>Warriors
Trying to help out the Sentinels in their war against space cockroaches, you start a war against the Traders because they own the most resource rich system in the galaxy, so you can use the resources in the war against the space cockroaches.
>Traders
You jew the entire galaxy, until the Warriors and Sentinels start a war with the space cockroaches. You class leader is killed in the opening shots, and you're stuck in a losing war, the mercenaries you employ for protection (the Enforcers) nowhere to be found
>Enforcers
Space cockroaches were raiding the convoys of your clients. You become a detective and follow a scavenger hunt, taking you all over the galaxy. In the process you find out that the warp gates connecting the entire galaxy that were reverse engineered from ancient tech were actually based on human tech. After more detective work, you end up in a star system outside of the galaxy, that's lost in time. There, you run into these ancient humans, and realize that they developed this technology, realized it could be used for time travel, and rebuilt human civilization at the beginning of time. Time didn't like this, though, and the entirety of existence collapsed in on itself, resetting the universe. The universe then created the space cockroaches to prevent this from ever happening again. You then steal a data storage full of Lynyrd Skynyrd music from a group of space rednecks, and leave the universe.
>>320912241
You get raped by the final boss
>>320895149
Aliens travel back in time to stop themselves from being destroyed, they are destroyed harder than they were before.
There's more than just 1 titan and the last level is survival until the planet is evacuated.
>>320913959
Dante is one of the old timers. He went missing for a year or so, then showed up again like nothing was wrong. I think he's permabanned now though.
Emily was a more recent addition to /tg/. While Dante was always going for all-access and being as meta as possible, Emily's murderboning was mostly done with water and soap. She was fun to interview before I wrote that story.
The son of two former main characters kills his father
>>320914368
Ah, I'm mostly a /vg/ player, TG is too hectic and griffon for me.
>>320895149
>Game 1
You kill her. You were supposed to. That's bad.
>Game 2
You fucked up. It was all a video game. God bless America.
>Game 3
You blew it up. Tits all along. You blew it up again. Good job, tits.
I actually want to see who can guess all these.
The boss of the people you go against was out of commission due to a dispute with his second-in-command.
His actions nearly caused the destruction of all you held dear, whilst the vice-commander had to do everything to keep that from happening.
In the end, one member of a different organization had to lose his status in order to keep the boss from wiping everything out, which put many lives in danger in doing so.
The boss, the one who ultimately kills you, was a friend of yours at one point.
>>320914540
yeah, that's one of the reason's why I don't play on /tg/ anymore. There's barely any RP now and everyone just hunts for valids instead. Kind of reminds me of goon, now. Still, it was fun to write smut about the crew of that station.
>>320914368
>>320914540
I only play /vg/ also,
also, now there is 3rd person in convo, who are you mr. 3rd person?
namefag on /vg/station?
>>320914726
Come to /vg/, we at least have SOME roleplayers and our waifus are just as good. I would know.I am one.
>>320914726
/tg/ gets mad if you're antag, and you kill everybody on the station if you objective was to only steal antique lasergun
>You fight the expected bad guy
>One of your own becomes the bad guy
>Yet another one of your own fuses to become the bad guy
>Expected bad guy becomes the bad guy accidently
>Expected bad guy teams up with a 3DPD version of himself
>>320914572MGS3?
>>320914870
That's one, anon. Nice job. Can you guess the other two?
If you masturbate with your left arm, it's basicly like having sex with your wife.
Alba did nothing wrong.
>>320914842
I still have a waifu on /tg/, but she refuses to migrate to any other servers. I was mostly sticking around just because of her, but the rest of the station had become so rotten that I didn't want to deal with it anymore.though I don't know if I have much room to speak, as my waifu was a lizard. Best friend I've ever had, though.
>Your friend was actually an enemy the whole time
>Tfw he probably didn't want it to end this way since you and him are friend
>Tfw neither of you have a choice
>Tfw this is just the way it has to be
>a guy who probaly thinks Linkin Park is good and his sister were all behind the game's plot all along
>keikaku's everywhere
>the MC is actually a kidyou only discover that in the end of the game
All the same game.
>>320915678
999?
>>320895149
You save the universe by sealing away your family.
>>320915468
>lizard
It makes sense now. Just... /vg/ is gonna give you a different experience than TG. Try it out.
>>320897240
1. Far Cry 2
2. Bioshock Infinite
3. FEAR 2
4. Far Cry 4
5. No idea, that other Mecha game by the Armored Core/Dark Souls devs?
6. Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
7. Dunno again, more FEAR?
>>320895149
The old king from along time ago was your commander the whole time. He is in league with the angels and tricked you into activating the doomsday weapon and ends up killing the queen. And in the end no one is really the bad guy just a product of humanity's hate and malice.
>>320915837
That was fast.
What's the matter, crybaby? Are you afraid of needles?
>>320915851
Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction?
>>320914572
>Game 2
Danganronpa 2?
>>320895149
game 2: devil may cry?
>>320897240
One of thoes was "breakdown" on the OG xbox loved it
>>320906827
#1 Final Fantasy I?
#2 Life is Strange?
>>320915903
I just really like the Zero Escape series, so I noticed that right away
>>320915943
Yeh, guess it was pretty obvious.
>>320901464
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
>you go home and adopt a ghost girl
>other endings include you leaving with a woman who looks like your wife or driving into a nearby lake
>>320895149
>you're a tactical genius, but literally everyone fucks you over constantly by lying through omission
>>320902591
Red Faction: Armageddon
>Your daughter is the reason everything is going to hell.
>Your evil brother helps you stop the bag guy.
>Your neighbor is who's helping the ayylmao's.
>Your best buddies takes over a gambling city.
>Your new mother's children were fucking nuts.
>>320914852
Sounds like the Paper Mario series with the last one being Paper Jam
>>320916991
Fallout New Vegas, come on, give me a hard one
New thread? I like these.
>>320916991
>#1
Asura's Wrath
#3
Earthbound
>You kill everything, then you kill yourself, which causes your best friend to steal your bitch
>>320917234
But you've got four more there.
>>320917327
No and Yes.
>>320916907
kerbal space program?
>>320912168
It's probably not since I don't remember anything about soviets but EDF?
>>320917430
I thought all 5 of those were from the same game,
and that game was Fallout New Vegas
are you saying the other 4 aren't from New Vegas also?
>>320917530
Only #4 is NV, brah.
>>320917631
I'm pretty sure all 5 of them are from NV,
are you trying to trick me?
did you even play NV?
>>320917248
Someone get on this!
>>320917786
no, 1 thread of this is more than enough.
this thread was at its best when it was about SS13
>>320917687
Since thread is about to die, here:
1. is Silent Hill
2. is Devil May Cry 3
3. is Earthbound
4. is Fallout NV
5. is Undertale
>>320917916
I'm pretty sure you're wrong on that.
all 5 of those are major plot points of NV
>>320917916
>Devil May Cry 3
Guy who guessed Earthbound here. I was going to guess that, but forgot whether Virgil was actually evil, or just have conflicting goals with yours.
>>320918069
I'm just going off the obvious "presentation" of his, for simplicity's sake.
His real motivations beyond "more power so I'm more like Daddy" are unknown IIRC, but he's still too much of an ass to care if humans die or not.
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