Cookie Clicker has updated for the first time in a year.
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/beta/
The Candy Man is better.
>Toriel
Nice Undertail reference, FAGGGGGOT
welp. time to forget about my autoclicker being on and fucking up my shit by moving my mouse around
>got into cookie clicker because it was popular
>had it running 24/7 just to see how far I could get
>everyone stopped caring about it
>no more updates
>had to flat out delete my save because I was obsessed about getting a better score than everyone
Fuck Orteil.
>>320886287
do tell
thx a lot op
no please I legit have carpal tunnel
>>320887686
>fuck the dev because I have a problem
:)
It has begun
>>320885827
Oh boy, here we go again.
Truly an apex of modern gaming.
so what's new?
Uh-huh
>>320888857
nothin whats new with you?
Protip: Christmas upgrades are 5 minutes of production in the beta, but you can go around it by just selling your top building at a loss of cookies
>>320888836
There is no comfier feeling than playing RDR with Cookie Clicker running in the background
>>320888928
nothin'. drawing.
What's the cursor meta? Are they worth it in the early-game?
>>320889402
What do you mean?
>>320889490
Should I go for cursors or grandmas?
i forgot all about this
why did you remind me
why
>>320889618
get everything
>>320889618
Both
>>320886426
>>320889104
Yeah? Nice.
Listen, are you busy this weekend?
>moist cookies
what did she mean by this?
>>320890295
soft cookies are the best, not those crusty dry crap like Chips Ahoy
>>320890295
zebra pussy
>>320890647
CHEWYFAGS GET OUT
oh god. I started playing sakura clicker and then clicker heros just to get this sensation back. And now the original has returned.
Goddamnit.
![[WAKE ME UP].png](https://i.imgur.com/4iX9EVo.png "[WAKE ME UP].png")
>Mfw realizing Orteil is an anagram of Toriel
Who do I yell at about this?
>>320885827
Holy shit yes I've been craving this.
HELP
>>320892228
>Hasn't upgraded the special thing yet
Please no Orteil, I've been clean for MONTHS. Fuck!
>>320892228
Click the thing on the bottom right
So how do things go insane in this version?
Didn't the dev shill this on /v/ when he was starting out
>>320892878
He's probably in an idle games general on /vg/ right now, if they still have them.
what happened to the dungeons and scouts and shit
bump for info
>>320893704
>>320894583
There are new buildings and a christmas event.
I don't know what happened to dungeons.
>>320894709
sorry i meant bunp for others to get the info so thread didnt die
So it looks like certain upgrades actually cost more depending on your current cookies per second now.
For example, 324 cps makes the lump of coal cost 97,200.
And 327.9 cps makes it now cost 98,370.
I guess this applies to the festive upgrades so you can't buy them all at once when you restart your run.
Unfortunately these same upgrades also scale in price whilst a frenzy is in effect.
Buy the christmas tech guys, they always cost 5 minutes of production each.
Better get it over with sooner or later.
>>320894889
I just started fresh, got some cookies, sold all buildings, bought 7 upgrades for 2500 each and bough back all buildings. One of them is +15% cps. Nice stuff.
Clicking the first few golden cookies is always the worst.
At least you only need to click one more when you restart your run.
>>320887809
I think he means Candy Box.
And that shit was awesome, it preceded Cookie Clicker.
Help me.
>>320895613
Did you remember to click the tiny cookie?
Nah, I'm good. I already realized the futility of what I was doing over 2 years ago.
>click golden cookie
>gives a bunch of cookies
Thanks for saving me 5 seconds of waiting I guess
Is there a cookie monster update? The only one I found was for an older version.
What's the best way to play this again?
Do the grandmas become elder gods still? That was the best shit.
>>320897459
Step 1. Click the cookie
Step 2. buy shit
Step 3. Idle
>>320897554
yes
>>320886426
nice dyslexia homo
>>320892878
He posted the first version on /v/ in some "what are you makin'" thread, and then /v/ played the shit out of it, then he released 1.0, which revamped the whole game, and then popularity boomed from there
>>320897940
The classic version's still available, surprisingly
http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/
>>320892576
Did you forget which way was which? It's in the bottom left.
>>320885827
He literally ruined it with the bullshit Heavenly Cookie upgrades you have to buy. Fucking whore.
>>320888695
>Blaming the crack dealer for your crack addiction
Not entirely unfounded.
>>320896959
Anyone?
>>320898583
No. This is a new version with new buildings and shit.
>load an old save I had saved in a text document
>have 1000 of everything
>>320889402
Cursors are useful for getting you some clicking upgrades, since they are one and the same.
>>320898723
Damn. Oh well.
>>320898293
Those are a prestige currency m8 not pay 2 win
Remember zebra dong?
Good times...
>>320885827
Fuck you OP I forgot about this.
>I'm scared I'm gonna fuck up my mouse
Guys. Turn on mousekeys. + is a double click. Mash + and 5 or + and LMB for maximum results and an easy Uncanny Clicker achievement. It can also relieve some of the strain of some early upgrades.
>>320899056
RIP /igg/
>>320899019
You'll just have to manually calculate the optimum upgrades.
Tap into your inner autism.
>>320899210
>Actually clicking
>>320899053
Having to buy upgrades to activate your heavenly cookies just makes the start of every reset slower and more boring than it needs to be, it's awful.
>>320899446
New to this. When should you reset for Heavenly cookies?
>>320899642
When you have a fuckton of cookies baked.
>>320892228
>those prices
Did you upgrade anything?
how did you people git so gud so fast?
im still stuck below 10k cookies
>>320899280
Sometimes you get a multiplier x777, also, early on you actually need to click
>>320899795
And how much is that?
Anyone have the old scripts for putting a custom image over the cookie? I used to have a waifucookie
>>320899856
They have a save or hex editor.
>>320899856
Numkeys.
>>320892878
Dude, he's a /v/irgin
Probably in this thread
Summoning orteil
Bring proofs
So I just loaded my old save into the new Beta, did Orteil fucking nerf Heavenly Chips again? Because I'm fucking done if he did.
Wat
>>320900284
The whole game was rebalanced around the three new buildings I think.
I used to have a fucking stopwatch for timing when golden cookies would show up.
My addiction to this thing was insane.
>>320900450
Where's this? Also what's the point of leveling up the things in the bottom left corner?
Bingo Facility, either a shitload of grandma's or a prestige upgrade unlocks it I think.
wait you can use an older save?
fuck my life
i deleted both the one from the beta and the normal one
godfuckingdammit im such a retard for not writing them somewhere
>>320900957
Get it when you ascend
You can buy permanent upgrades or some shit with heavenly chips
>>320901062
It's okay to let go anon.
>>320899941
I remember 1 quad being a good milestone but that was over a year ago.
>>320900869
I slowly memorized the ratios and equations and shit for this game as I played it everyday for a year, I would be able to walk back to the computer to click the cookie as it appeared and then go back to other things, Unequaled autism.
>>320887235
what autoclicker do you use? The one i found turns off after a couple of seconds
>>320901135
Shit got deep.
>>320901287
That's just becoming a professional at your job.
>Getting a click frenzy and normal frenzy active at the same time
Truly orgasmic
>>320900957
Thing in the corner unlocks some good upgrades and 2 achievements I think.
>>320901429
Elder Frenzy + Reindeer
Never forget.
FUCK YOU GUYS I ACTUALLY WANTED TO PLAY VIDYA TONIGHT, BUT NOW I CAN'T CAUSE I'M THINKING ABOUT THE REINDEERS AND GOLDEN COOKIES I'D MISS.
FUCK YOU
>1500x clicking power for 20 seconds
okay
>>320901754
NUMPAD ENGAGED
++++++++++++++++++++
LMBLMBLMBLMBLMBLMBLMB
>computer is too old to be running browser and game at same time
Well fuck my life
>>320901919
really now
>load up save from 2 years ago or whenever the fuck it was we were playing this
welp
>>320901151
Can anyone confirm if that's a good time to reset?
SHould i get one hive mind mind, and santas dominion?
>>320902117
Just open the game in a new tab and reset to see how many you get and if you like what you can do with it. IIRC 150 is ideal to reset in the last version.
i remember been able to edit your savefile only changing one of the numbers that appeared at the end of it
it gave you access to the console and allowed you to freely activate unlocks
is anyone playing with the new savefiles?
I am liking the new updates.
Like the heavenly upgrade that allows the game to build up cookies when the game is off
Dragon Harvest or Dragonflight?
>>320902997
what does harvest do?
Flight gives you a bigass clicker multiplier (saw x1500)
>>320901893
>not using an autoclicker
>>320903107
Harvest is a 15x regular frenzy. Sounds like flight is probably better
>>320902997
wut. What are these?
>>320885827
dungeons yet?
>>320890647
>being a chewyfag
>>320902734
>that allows the game to build up cookies when the game is off
What? That's not mentioned in the notes.
>>320902997
>Train secondary aura
>Lets you use 2 auras at the same time
That answers that question, now I just need 200 prisms
>>320903275
Dragon Upgrades. (Heavenly unlock)
>>320902997
there is a dragon upgrade that allows for 2 auras at once but it requires giving up 200 of each building
>old save won't work anymore
THANKS FOR MAKING NOT PICKING UP THIS BAD HABIT AGAIN EASY, ORTEIL.
>>320903574
it's a heavenly upgrade
>>320903634
mine worked
>>320903542
>>320890830
stop shitposting and buy some chocolate-covered rocks...i mean, crunchy cookies
>>320901893
just use an autohotkey script
>be on acid right now
>listening to synthwave
>this shit is freaking me the fuck out
>>320903634
Look on his tumblr before posting, you spaz. He gave instructions on how to transfer it.
>Not cheating yourself the Perfect idling upgrade
Not even once.
My game is going real slowly now, I started fresh and I'm at 1 portal, 8 labs, 15 shipments, and 176 mil cps. Is there a way to go faster? Cause it's going to take even more hours to get another portal.
>>320904072
Click faster
>>320904072
Frenzied Lucky's. Keep atleast 1000x your cps in your bank to maximize Lucky.
>>320904210
>bank
It's been years.
This shit is really getting crazy now isn't it.
>>320901306
http://www.murgee.com/auto-clicker/
make sure to set a bind or for x amount of clicksfailure to do so will result in potential fucking your shit up
>>320904530
My trial on that one ran out, pity.
>>320904604
Just get rsclient
>>320904604
trial? I figured it was free-ware, not like it's some fancy dancy code worth selling
So where's the porn?
Who /shadowachievements/ here?
>>320904862
Forgot pic
http://sourceforge.net/projects/orphamielautoclicker/
I use this one, it's clean as far as I know
>>320904862
I got "Just plain lucky"
1 in 500,000 chance every second to get it
>>320892228
>Session started: 9 minutes ago
whoa nice one faggot you're so fuckin unique
>>320904862
I haven't played this in a long ass time.
Did dungeons ever happen?
>>320905603
That's... a six or seven percent chance every 10 hours, roughly.
Sakura Clicker beta is terrible.
Sakura Clicker is terrible.
Why is everything so weak? Why is everything so expensive? I have been playing for months and have not once upgraded everyone . Rebirth is so weak because you get so little spirits, but upgrades are so expensive and cost more every time you upgrade.
Hey /v/Adventure Capitalist is better
>not clicking one of the small cookies in the stats section
>>320906520
>not dunking the cookie
>>320906351
no, pacing and balance in adcap is fucking atrocious
Realm Grinder is best
Did anyone else lose their milk?
>>320906593
Wait what? How?
>>320906724
Grab the top of your window and pull down until it's flat.
>>320906724
>He doesn't know
pleb
How do Icheat?
>>320906520
>not clicking the square for did you know
>>320906942
>not selling a grandma
>>320901306
My friend sent this over to me once and I honestly have no idea where he got it but I've been using it for years now and it's the best auto clicker I've used.
https://mega.nz/#!9wFCGSjb!3GyU_V5UsAuBNznNjwMd0Rk2-QRFu1MFvRByAPIPAA4
May look sketchy to some, trust or me not. Maybe someone will get use out of it.
>>320904604
>>320904530
use AutoHotkey you niggers
>>320906942
>not giving your bakery a name
>Not clicking the achievement next to the bakery named one
>>320885827
I thought I could forget about this.I even deleted my save file.
Had more fun with Candies.
>>320892090
>Not knowing Ortiel existed before Toriel
>>320906771
I never did all the random little achievements like that when I played it before. Just built the buildings and let it run.
>>320907363
>not clicking the news ticker 50 times
>already got 2 clicking frenzys inside regular frenzy
>already have 650k+ heavenly cookies next time i reset
>>320907440
we cant escape it give in
To help you guys out here are achievements you need to remember to get:
>Dunk the cookie by zooming in (need milk enable and enough of it for it to count)
>Click the tiny cookie icon beside "cookies in bank" stat.
>Name your bakery whatever you want. A shadow achievement for naming it Orteil.
>Sell a grandma.
>Near all of these manual achievements is an achievement you simply need to click on to obtain.
>During a game you need to remember to click a total of 200 reindeer.
>During a game you need to remember to kill 200 wrinklers.
>Even if you only use pledge you need to accept the covenant at least once for an achievement.
The rest are more or less automatic. The harder ones though are 7777 Golden Cookies and a new one requiring you to ascend 1000 times in total. Those are very longterm though.
I deleted my save after 200 prisms.
Now there's a lot of new.
>>320906665
The best game in this genre is and will always will be Anti-Idle.Anti-Idles next big update will be the final one
>>320907838
Love Anti-Idle but it is a borderline life choice more than a game if playing legit. It is just fucking long.
Sure you may take a month on Cookie Clicker and maybe a few months on Realm Grinder (personally I quit playing when you basically need a wikia or an outside source to know how to unlock shit) but Anti-Idle will take years if going for 100% completion.
>reading through this thread
Holy shit I thought this was a meme game my normie friends played but now I want to get it on this
What tips do you have for a beginner clicker?
>>320907646
>got reindeers during frenzy
>>320908319
Click
>>320908319
>Holy shit I thought this was a meme game my normie friends played but now I want to get it on this
It's a meme game, but it's a /v/ meme game, like Neptunia or Undertale.
What are the best permanent upgrades to place? The golden cookie upgrades?
How do you get the heavenly upgrades? Is it just s tier that unlocks once you have enough of the Prisms or Upgrades?
>>320907721
>>Near all of these manual achievements is an achievement you simply need to click on to obtain.
where is it
>>320909087
Start clicking on question marks until you get it.
>>320908748
Golden Cookie upgrades are based on total Golden Cookies not current. So they will unlock themselves after your first Golden Cookie. Don't waste your slots on those. It seem like the best upgrades are the highest tier cursor upgrades that you had unlocked. Give you million to trillions cps right off the bat with only your first slot being used to give you an idea.
Up to you in the end though. Maybe you are going for the 7777 Golden Cookie achievement and want it asap, I'm not judging. I seen some people go for worst.
>>320908762
the heavenly upgrades are purchasable when you reset and cost heavenly chips
>>320908762
its a bonus for resetting your save. It's been awhile but i think there are upgrades for unlocking their full potential too
Did he ever add dungeons?
>>320909087
As this anon >>320909165 stated you can just click until it unlocks but it should be to the right of the naming your bakery one.
>>320909174
My line of thinking was the first GC takes like 15-20 minutes to spawn without the upgrades and then all of the upgrades spawn, so cutting that time out would be good.
>>320909248
No dungeons yet but he added a dragon, a shit ton more cookies and ton of new achievements and minor features such as one that allow you to choose your milk and another that will enable sound to the golden cookie spawn.
>>320909248
Soft resetting, mind you, not hard resetting.
>>320909270
cheers
>click golden cookie
>lucky
>>320909243
>>320909248
Thanks anons. Is there a recommended point you should reach before doing the reset?
>>320909684
Do your first reset around level 50-100 so you can get the dragon and a few other upgrades
>>320909684
For your first run 100 HC is more than enough for a boost to get you back where you were before. If your game take longer than a hour (and you aren't going for an achievement such as 200 reindeer) then you should think about a reset. It is very likely you will get back where you were within 10 minutes and start pissing all over what you made the hour before. The game is much more enjoyable if you know all of the achievements and can set goals for yourself. Your 2nd run might be to collect all of the holiday eggs from Easter or something for example.
>>320909821
>level 50-100
What?
>>320909976
With this said my current game been a hour and I only got 4 HC so far. Those clicking frenzy kinda decide when you reset or not.
>Autoclicker
>Set it to double click every 1 milisecond
here are some cheats I am using
setInterval(function() { if (Game.goldenCookie.life > 0) { Game.goldenCookie.wrath = 0; Game.goldenCookie.click(); } }, 500);
var wrinklerClick = setInterval(function() {
for (var i=0;i<10;i++) {
if (Game.wrinklers[i].close==1) {Game.wrinklers[i].hp = 0}
}
}, 500);
setInterval(function() {
if (Game.seasonPopup.life > 0) { Game.seasonPopup.click(); }
}, 500);
var autoClicker = setInterval(Game.ClickCookie, 1000);
first one nullifies all negative golden cookie effects and atuo clicks them
second one auto explodes all wrinklers
third one automatically clicks reindeer
and the last one automatically clicks once a second
>>320910221
>Cheating in a browser game
>cheating an idle game
>>320907721
>Ascend 1000 times
The fuck is wrong with Orteil
>>320910386
I got other shit to do while browsing. I can't be assed to monitor cookie clicker 24/7 for golden cookies.
but they added a heavenly upgrade that alerts you when a golden cookie appears
>>320910421
Yeah, idle game.
I shouldn't have to check back like a retard just to make sure I don't miss golden cookies and reindeer.
Get bent.
I just started playing. So far I've only bought two factories, I'm approaching 7,000, what should I do /v/?
>>320910221
Forgive my ignorance, but where do you input these?
>>320898559
If anything you should blame your parents you weakwilled faggot.
>>320910701
for firefox its ctrl+shift+k
>sweatingman.jpg
>>320910464
Just ascend anon, meaning as soon you get a HC on that run you click the button to repeat the cycle. Late game you will start making HC right off the bat.
>>320910464
Good grief some of these achievements I'll need to sell my soul to get
>>320910197
How do you set up double clicker?
Never used Autoclicker before
>>320910869
It's still kind of a horrible grind. Most of the achievements are from... you know, achieving stuff, productive ingame.
>>320910851
The neverclicks and speed baking achievements been disabled until challenges get put into the game. Also there is a not working wallpaper upgrade that will sooner or later allow you to change your background at will.
>>320910786
Merci
>>320910676
Click the cookie, anon.
>>320910221
I'm using TriggerCookies. It will screw up the options and achievement page but beside that it work as well as it did before. Only issue is that it will put buildings over upgrades at reset making you spend millions+ on the Christmas upgrades when you could just get them asap if you had waited.
>>320910786
on the scratchpad
>>320886287
Nah, A Dark Room is where it at
>>320910949
http://sourceforge.net/projects/orphamielautoclicker/
Use this one, the setup is pretty self explanatory
>>320911596
Forgot image
I did a reset and I have 1 Heavenly chip apparently. But where do I spend it?
>>320911691
>He downloaded an autoclicker
enjoy your malware
>>320911798
dank
>Got a new computer since I last played so I don't even have my old save
Dammit
>>320911998
Your old save wouldn't work on the latest version anyways anon.
What's everyone's CPS right now anyways? Mine is 400k per second.
>>320912225
200k
playtime? I'm at 1 hour
>>320912225
Worked on mine, and it's 53 quintillion per second.
>>320912225
17.whatever billion cps
>>320912225
1.2 million
>>320912225
360k
Is it worth saving up for the 1000x my CPS early on?
>>320912225
4 septillion
>>320912375
Not playing on oldbeta though. Are you saying you got it to work on 1.9?
>>320912367
4 hours. I just came back from lunch.
>>320912225
1 hour in and I have 50k
>>320912481
Once you get the Lucky Day upgrade I think.
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>320912495
My save is from 1.0466, working fine on 1.9 beta.
>>320912570
Alright, if I remember my luck with Golden Cookies early on that's gonna take fucking forever. I'll upgrade other shit in the meantime
>>320912618That video isn't available in my country.
>>320912568
>50k 1 hour in
>Lucky!
>+7 billion cookies
>>320912693
then what are you listening to while you click those cookies?!
>>320912694
Don't know what I'm doing wrong, I don't play these types of games.
>>320912626
Huh. My save is from 1.0501 but it's not working.
>still in beta
>>320892576
what does that do?
>>320912771
Got to bank those cookies to get the big rewards, anon.
>>320912225
39Qi
>>320912909
That's because 1.0501 is from the previous beta that got wiped due to imbalance and 1.0466 is the current official game version that hasn't been updated in forever
Did you people even read the update notes in the info tab?
