Things you can say to the main villain, but not to your girlfriend
>>320871829
"My friends are my power!"
"I love you."
>>320871829
"Hi"
I hate your mom
>>320871829
you're big girl
Alright, this ends now!
>>320871829
"This will be over quickly."
>>320871829
i love the way you look at me
Thats it. im sick of your shit!
I'll suck your cock if you spare my life.I also like erping. Bro and sis is my favorite ^_^
LIQUID?!
>>320871829
"It has been a pleasure!"
"Nice knowing you."
"You exist"
>>320871829
"As long as I live, you'll never get the ring!"
You make a good point there.
>>320871829
you one strange mutant
Have you gained weight?
"You haven't lost interest in me"
>>320873441
I award 500 points to this anon
"What NPCs do after hours"
>>320873864
Wait for me to come back
>>320871829
i love you
>>320873139
We can erp together anon! I know, I'll start!
"Hey sis, can I borrow your phone charger? My phone is dead."
>>320873864
Nothing, they're computer programs and they cease being with the closing of the game
>>320873864
>"these stairs serve as a useful route in their own righ"
>"many boats, just as you'd expect from a fishing village"
>>320873864
/b/
>>320871829
"My friends are more than you could ever offer me!"
>>320874584
That'll do
20 points
"Things you DON'T want to find in a treasure chest after finishing a dungeon"
>>320873864
Agonise over their accounts and bookkeeping, wondering how their business will stay afloat after buying thousands of gold's worth of crappy items from me.
>>320874986
The box is full of well-used condoms
>>320874986
A mimic.
>>320872217
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>>320874986
Another dungeon
>>320874986
The boss' weakness.
>>320874986
Low rolls.
>>320874986
a guide to get a good ending
>>320874986
A note from another hero, explaining they had to borrow the legendary item for their quest
i actually wish you werent cu cking me and im not actually enjoying being cuc ked but im too much beta to confront you and orther lovers you have
>>320874986
the things i usually find.
edible food?
normal items. like boots of brown leather and leather belt of brown leather.
>>320874986
Dungeon map
>>320875291
I like this one
>>320874986
Spiders dude
>>320874986
>oh look, the map of the dungeon i just finished.
Go away Drew, we have Aisha now
>>320874986
another chest except it's locked and the key spawns all the way back at the entrance
>>320874986
a note revealing that someone stole the treasure while I was fighting the dungeon's boss
>>320875291
500 points to you, anon.
"Unexpected sources of experience points"
>>320874232
"Only if you suck my dick Oniichan."
>>320875723
Killing the tutorial npc
>>320874986
lice
>>320875723
Experiencing things
>>320875723
v That
>>320875727
>>320875723
masturbation
>>320875723
Using a toilet booth.
>>320875723
Helping an old lady across the road
>>320874986
Huh, Collin's thong.
>>320875723
viewing the end credits
>>320875723
Shopping
>>320875723
Taking a bath.
>>320875723
Sarcastic response
>>320875723
Driving over a bump in the road at night.
>>320875723
Managing to fry your GPU by cranking graphics it can't handle
The XP awarded is displayed in the BSOD.
>>320876050
>>320871829
YOU'RE GOING DOWN
>>320871829
You exist
>>320876050
I award you 300 points
"Junk loot you would find while looting Collin's corpse"
>>320875723
court bail
the higher the number, the better you did
>>320876338
Collin's penis
>>320876338
The table.
It doesn't fit in your pocket.
You don't get to keep anything that's on it.
>>320876338
Ballot votes
>>320876338
A hairbrush
>>320876338
ryan's penis
>>320876338
1000 who's line is it anyway points
>>320876338
His corpse.
>>320876338
ryans underwear
>>320876338
A swimming noodle.
>>320876338
A wig
>>320876338
Who the fuck is Collin?
>>320876338
A Ps4
"Im about to whoop your ass, bitch."
>>320872093
This
>>320871829
You look great. You don't need to diet at all. And your personality is tolerable.
>>320876338
milk in bags
>>320876632
The bald dude from Who's Line
>>320871829
You're a big guy
>>320876338
A tiny effigy of Drew Carey
>>320876881
u^4
>>320876338
A canadian passport
>>320871829
It's time for your climax
>>320876416
>>320876421
>>320876446
>>320876470
>>320876472
>>320876495
>>320876525
>>320876575
>>320876580
>>320876624
>>320876641
>>320876864
>>320876915
2000 points for each of you
"Things you'd hear from someone watching Collin create his avatar in Fallout 4"
Sorry, Collin, blame the audience.
>>320876338
Geisha Makeup
>>320877135
"You should just pick the other gender."
>>320877135
Hey, he's got AMAZING hair!
>>320877135
Oh cool, you're roleplaying as a ghoul?
>>320877135
I didn't know skin could get that pale
>>320877135
>That looks an awful lot like Ryan...
>>320876915
>>320877135
You're supposed to make a character not a monster
>>320877135
"Generic too much hair joke"
>>320877135
"Shouldn't you be the wife?"
>>320877135
I always knew you wanted to be black.
>>320871829
This is all your fault!
>>320873864
Reset the level, rehearse their lines and resume their positions before the next time you come back.
>>320874986
100 rupees but your wallet is already full
>>320875723
Walking into the bathroom of the opposite gender just to see if you can and getting the transgender achievement.
>>320876338
Sex change pills
>>320877135
Can you make the nose bigger and curve down a bit?
>>320877135
"what a shit waifu!"
>>320877135
>*stifled chortling*
>>320877135
"You're supposed to be the protagonist of Fallout 4, not the fallout."
>>320877135
Too black
>>320877395
"I'm taller than you"
>>320877135
It wont matter how shiny your head is, it wont deflect lazers
>>320877135
Why is Betty White trying to outrun the bomb?
>>320871829
I'll do this for my friends!
>>320877753
THIS IS THE END!
>>320877243
>>320877248
>>320877251
>>320877252
>>320877257
>>320877298
>>320877313
>>320877321
>>320877337
>>320877357
>>320877386
>>320877395
>>320877554
>>320877753
>>320877818
1000 points each.
"Graffiti in the Super Smash Bros. Restroom"
>>320878456
>samus aran sucks dick for money
>>320878456
Fuck Anime
>>320878456
Another anime sword fighter?
>>320878456
TUUUUUUUUUUUBBEEEEESSSSSS
>>320878456
Princess Peach's phone number
It's actually Cloud's.
>>320878456
FREE RIDLEY
>>320878456
If you're looking for a good time, come to Final Destination with nothing on. Foxies only
>>320878456
>above a glory hole
>[INSERT FOR GRAPPLE BEAM]
>>320873864
joke about how shit the MC's build is behind his back
>>320878456
"HYAAAH HYAAAAAH HYAAAAH!"
>>320878456
The subspace emissary map as smash run featuring K. Rool, Ridley, Ashley, walugi, Toad, Paper Mario, Wolf and Snake as characters.
>>320878456
For a good time "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A"
>>320878456
CHARGE UP A SMASH ATTACK...
THEN RELEASE IT WITH DEADLY RESULTS!
>>320875723
Turning off the game and going outside
>>320878456
Come play with my Smash Balls
>>320878456
This is the cubicle where Sakurai injured his hand.
>>320871829
Han solo gets killed
>>320878456
SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS
>>320878456
A child's scribbles
>>320878456
not a fighting game
>>320876050
THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME
Didnt get a BSOD though
>>320878456
"Reyn I am robosex"
"Shulk I am dissapoint"
>>320878456
[Various posters of characters from games Sakurai worked on, covered in semen]
>>320878456
"if there is no paper blame bowser"
>>320879216
>only a couple of strands on Palutena's face
>a distinct crusty layer over Pit's
If you weren't a demon, we could have been friends.
Literally reddit: the thread
>>320879426
literally new: the post
>>320878456
"Weep, you witches. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates angels' behinds. Good bye, wondrous occultism!"
>>320879426
Fuck you this is better than reddit. Reddit uses memes, we are making original content.
>>320879528
Roman graffiti is fantastic.
>>320871829
BACK OFF DREW!
Whose Line is MY job now!
GO BACK TO PRICE IS RIGHT!
>>320879776
Now where were we, let's try a new one...
>>320879859
drinking from the irradiated toilet
>>320879859
This is as bad as going on blackpeoplemeet.com and calling yourself white
>>320879859
Falling from a chair while trying to kill yourself with a helium tank.
>>320879859
Jumping down the wrong coffin in Daggerfall.
>>320879776
>>320879859
>I want attention
that's sad dude
>>320879859
Saying "I love you."
>>320879859
'Rocket Jumping'
>>320879859
Failing the tutorial.
>>320879859
Getting killed while the boss has 0.9 health because you missed a jump
>>320879859
Choking on a piece of toast stuck in you throat after running into the senpai you like so much.
>>320879153
>>320879118
>>320879106
Excellent. You each get 0.5 points. But hey, they don't matter, right?
"Things Donald trump says when he games?"
>>320879859
Having a heart attack while cumming
>>320878556
>>320878638
>>320878707
>>320878751
>>320878802
>>320878881
>>320878946
>>320879142
>>320879153
>>320879268
700 points each
"Businesses started by video game protagonists that you would not go to for help"
Also fuck off back to Neopets, Aisha.
>>320879859
Play a Mario Maker level and someone put an invisible block over a jump so you fall into a pit and die just before the goal.
>>320880353
My father once gave me a small loan of 1 million rupees.
>>320879859
Joining the US army and diying for Israel
>>320880353
>>320880436
>Liquid Drew
the plot thickens
>>320880353
>>320880353
That guy thinks like me
>>320880353
"You're fired" While playing COD
>>320880436
Adam Jensen's matchmaking and dog care.
>>320880436
Issac Clarke's Catering Service
>>320880436
Gordon Freeman
Speech Language and Educational Associates
>>320880436
Big Boss' laser eye surgery clinic.
>>320880353
These Italian immigrants are stealing jobs from AMERICAN plumbers!
>>320880436
Mario & Luigi's Plumbing Services
>>320879859
Having a edgemaster sith son kill you
>>320880436
Pac-Man's Overeaters Anonymous
>>320874232
THE PHONE IS DEAD, WILL.
>>320880670
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR BUFFET!
>>320880436
Gene's massage therapy
>>320880436
"Hyrule Delivery Service: We Specialize in Fragile Items!"
>>320880436
Lost kid locating service - le drug man with futuristic sunglasses
>>320871829
I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit!
>>320880780
>>320880642
>>320880436
Marina Liteyears' Daycare Center.
>>320880642
>>320880670
>>320880682
>>320880780
>>320880801
>>320880912
>>320881005
>>320881015
1 point for each of you
>>320881007
Except you. You get 2.
"If you named your child after your Steam name and they get called to the office for misbehavior"
>>320881446
"hhjinks has been up to some hijinks again."
>>320880353
>INDIA, CHINA, INDONESIA, JAPAN!
-Donald Trump on his favorite civ 5 nations to negotiate with
That was fun
>>320881446
If I called my kid after my Steam name they'd probably be kidnapped or murdered before they even got to the age where they go to school.
>>320881562
why's that
>>320881446
>taylor swift, jake tells us you twohave bad blood and that you pushed him on the playground
>>320881446
"Sir Box, stop treating the kids like they're peasant scum!"
>>320881446
MyHairyCount keeps dropping garbage in class
>>320881446
Gadget why have you been nibbling the furniture again!?
''You make me happy''
>>320881736
artist?
>>320881736soruce?
>>320881895
>>320881914
Wolfy-nail
>>320881980
>>320881510
>>320881562
>>320881638
>>320881654
>>320881708
>>320881736
16 points each.
"First day on the job at Bowser's castle"
>>320882182
And I'm on fucking plumbing duty.
>>320882182
The bridge collapsed AGAIN?
>>320882182
"Why are we fucking working next to lava flows for fuck's sake"
>>320882182
>Who put the axe here?
>>320882182
When is mushroom break?
>>320882182
"What do you mean this isn't for hammering nails?"
>>320882182
Clean up the princesses cell? Can't be that ba-
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>320882182
How do I make a workplace safety complaint?
>>320882182
THAT'S IT I FUCKING QUIT
SO LONG GAY BOWSER!
>>320882182
Are the spinning fireball sticks OSHA approved?
>>320882182
"I worked at a strip joint before this and even that place didn't have this many busts."
>>320882182
"So how do we get the power-ups when Mario arrives?"
>>320882537
>>320882535
>>320882242
>>320882779
100 points for the lot of you.
"Menial tasks as performed by a Platinum Games character"
>>320882182
"Bowser's office in castle 8 is a bitch to get to."
>>320882926
Combo score calculator
>>320882926
Window Washing Witch Time
>>320882926
Jet assisted playground slides
>>320882926
Raiden cutting produce for fruit bowls.
>>320882926
trash compactor
>>320882926
BAYONETTA YOU MYSTERY
YOU'VE GOT TO DONATE TO CHARITY
>>320882926
Chopping their salad into 573 pieces
>>320882926
"Raiden, stop! Your strokes are too broad!"
"Never! I'm going to paint the shit out of this house!"
>>320871829
So we meet, at last.
>>320873360
/thread
>>320882926
"Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg."
"But Mr. Senator, sir, you've already broken about a thou...never mind."
>>320882926
>Recycle bin-A-Go-Go, baby!
>Recycle bin-a-bye-bye!
>>320883425
The thread has gone on much further so obviously not
>>320882926
UNIIIIITE VACUUM
>>320871829
I'm gonna beat you so hard.
>>320871829
"I wish I didn't have to kill you."
>>320882926
Dante serving pizza.
>>320882926
My butcher knife is a knife of justice.
Die monster, you don't belong in this world.
>>320882926
Jack Cayman helps cut down trees.
>>320882926
shitty game developer
>>320883972
>>320883707
>>320883550
>>320883351
>>320883307
>>320883286
>>320883216
>>320883215
10,000 points each
"If griefing happened in actual wars"
>>320882926
"Wow, you really hammered that nail in good! Didn't quite catch your name there, though."
"..."
"Well, thanks for the help, Mathilda!"
>>320884631
soldiers would have a lot less balls
>>320884631
FUCKING STOP
MY DAD IS A NAZI AND HE
AND HE WILL INCINERATE YOU
>>320884631
"What's that on the Drone Monitor, cadet?"
"Captain, it would appear the enemy has... spray-painted pictures of our soldiers being raped by tentacles on the sides of our APCs."
>>320884631
>nuke hiroshima.
>but sir we already did that a day ag_
>I SAID NUKE THEM
>>320884631
"I'm gonna report you to the President if you don't stop killing my friends!"
>>320884631
>I tricked you into starting a nuclear war LOLOL
>>320884631
WOW RUSSIA, STOP SPAWN KILLING MY TROOPS.
>>320884631
"If you turn to page 65, you'll see Benedict Arnold's diary entries. Pay close attention to the excerpt where he describes Horatio Hates as a 'kill-stealing asshole'."
>>320884631
>teabag selfies
>>320885002
*Horatio Gates
>>320884631
FUCKING CAMPER
IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!!!
>>320884631
NICE FUCKING TEAM KILL ITALY YOU RETARD
>>320884631
The Americans are spamming napalm again? It's like every morning with this shit
>>320884631
"Burke, I'm gonna fucking take your head off if you don't stop waving your hand in front of my scope."
"Relax, Hathcock. You probably can't make that shot anyway."
>>320884631
DELETE THIS WALL MR. GORBACHEV
STOP SAYING "Здpaвcтвyйтe"
DELETE THIS
>>320885002
>>320884883
>>320884887
>>320885597
72 point each
>>320886182
>>320886225
200 points each
"If Whose Line is it Anyways got a balance patch"
![Whisper-in-ear[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GzpTUW5.jpg "Whisper-in-ear[1].jpg")
>>320871829
"I'm gonna fucking destroy you."
>>320886304
Autoban for bald jokes
>>320886304
Drew actually has to do jokes.
>>320886304
>"Hey look, ever since they implemented taking away race stats, Wanye Brady doesn't get +10 bonus for black guy impersonations! "
