>play game as a female character
>suddenly a guy comes and gifts me gold and items
>he actually thinks I'm a girl
What's up with that?
>3-dimensional female logic
>>320852959
They want to fuck.
>>320852959
You shouldask to suck his cock anon~! :3
>be female
>always play as a dude in every videogame
>nobody treats you better or worse and all is well in the world
>>320852959
>What's up with that?
Virginity
>>320852959
it's how things work, being female is a cheat code in mmo's. Do you have any idea how many Everquest and Ragnarok Online BF's I have had? I have probley recieved billions in online money just for pretending to be a girl
>>320852959
>play game as female character
>immediately get asked out by another guy
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
>>320856324
can I suck your toes?
>>320856324
L O N D O N
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>play female character
>GM asks me out
>>320857021
sorry im marriedto videogames
>>320856324
>>320857253
eventually you learn that playing games is a lot more fun in the long term if you just pretend to be a guy
>People actually pretend to be a girl for free shit
no integrity.
>>320857478
ive never had that experience some guys treat me like shit but most treat me like a normal person plus i like to talk in mumbles and stuff if theres the option and i cant dress up guy characters cute
>>320852959
They're probably aware that you're likely not a girl, but want to keep you around as eye candy anyway.
>>320857253
What does that great album have to do with it?
>>320857142
>not wanting to have the power to bring an entire guild down with drama
>play as a girl
>people still refer to me as a guy
What's up with that?
>>320852959
dumb and horny teens are naive and oblivious to the fact that neckbeards play mostly girl characters
>I will never be a girl and get free shit for having a vagina
Thank god I'm gay at least.
>>320852959
Around 50% of video gamers are girls so beta orbiters believe they'll get some pussy online.
>Play as a girl
>Pretend to be a lesbian
>Go for anther girl
>Have long in-game ship
>It's actually a guy as well
>Not using betas to get free shit
I remember a time when I used to get upset at guys doing this, but now I completely understand.
Anyone that thirsty DESERVES to be used like the tool they are.
>>320860059
This. But eventually, they learn the hard way.
>>320852959
horny teenagers still play games you play
expect them to have poor social skills especialy when anonymity is involved
>>320852959
Happened to me a million fucking times in Runescape
>>320860441
eventually they become the neckbeard
>>320852959
Actually it's a pedophile and they think you're underage
>>320852959
What character is that? Looks a lot like Caesar Zeppelli
>>320858173
>Frogposter
>Integrity
>>320860524
Holy shit this
I remember having a beta orbitter who would do all kinds of retarded shit to get my attention
I think he ended up killing himself though, feel a little bad about it
>20+ yo neckbeard
>play game as a female character to stare at nice ass while grinding
>some guy asks me out
>suddenly blush and panic inrl like a little girl
>play as a female character
>people tell me my character looks pretty cute
>tell them I am a dude IRL
>they stop bothering me
Not so hard.
>>320860380
Can relate.
>playing phantasy star universe on xbox 360
>girl in global chat 'selling nudes for 5000 meseta'
>give her the money
>she ignores me
>i send her a message saying she should give me what i paid for
>'lol im like 15'
>so?
>never responded
and thats how i was jewed out of 3 minutes worth of ingame money. probably a man too.probably one of you
>>320860380
Are you me?
>>320858953
What does a bad album have to do with anything?
>teenage me
>actually have an online gf
>meet her in person, actually a hot chick
Maybe it's just a gaming/MMO thing but I don't recall ever knowing a 'girl' online who wasn't actually a girl irl
>>320852959
>he actually thinks I'm a girl
Anon, I have some bad news for you...
>>320852959
>Make female pilot on Eve
>Mining all day erryday
>Save up and train
>Get my first big Mining Barge
>Mine in Med-Sec
>Get blown up
>Cry to general chat
>Guy buys me another brand new mining barge
>use ":3" smiley a lot
>Nobody suspects
>Constantly asked to get on Teamspeak in my corp
>They're even offering to buy me a mic
Not once have I said I am a Woman, they all just assumed and I didn't correct them.
>>320852959
>Be a guy playing a girl character
>Horny Indians/Russians constantly message me and want to voice chat
>Agree and say hi
>"Wat de fuck ohh mi god fuck u"
>Disconnects
Milking them for gifts beforehand is pretty fun.
>>320861056
In MMORPGs where you can be a super kawaii qt most of the server population is bound to be female avatars. I used to run a guild and over 50% of the avatars were female, but there were only like 2 girls in it.
>>320860380
>Make male character in MMO
>I'm actually a minority now
>Most Male characters I meet are Grills IRL
>They assume I'm one too
>>320852959
>jojo r63
that's gross, anon
>>320862820
>GW2
>Play game as a male
>Suddenly some girl dressed as wonder woman comes up and gifts me a shit load of money
>She walks away and I never see her again
I miss City of Heroes.
>>320862975
Look at the screenshot date, GW2 was maximum overhype and billed as the MMO that would save the genre. Everyone played it at that point.
>Male irl so play male in games
>No free shit
>Watch as betas give grills free shit in MMOs
>Why?
>>320852959
This is weird. Do people assume you play as your real life gender in video games? Does everyone create themselves when making characters in videogames?
>>320860380
I did this as well
I did it on an adult dating site tho
>>320863624
Many people are so insecure in their sexuality, they're worried that playing as a Woman in the game will cause them to become gay.
>>320862128
Now post the girls pretending to be guys version.
>>320863493
>How do I greentext? :p
>play a female character
>everyone in the guild understands I'm a man without asking
>Project the image of the female form
>Expect not to benefit from neoteny and gynocentric instincts
They most likely know it's not actually a woman if they have a brain, but secretly they want to believe and it's that little bit that causes you to receive the full on female treatment. The least intelligent and most emotionally susceptible ones are far more apt to behave this way.
>>320864126
ha ha ha
>>320860548
Its the cycle of life
>>320862820
Pool's closed :^)
>>320864126
>>320852959
>Make tomboy character
>No one gives me anything
;_;
>>320864126
>I'm so very sorry I don't make more...
>2015
>There are people that still assume anyone playing as a female is actually female.
How?
