Hey, look who's finally crawled out of his cave! Sure you don't want to go back upstairs and play with your video games all day, anon?
W-Well... if you are insisting then mah familia I think that is what I'm going to be doing
Sayo-Nara familia *walks upstairs* Ah... ah no wait... I came down to um well... as you know is to be warming my hot pockets mother, please help me. Then I'm to going upstairs again...... please mother oh and mah familia..? Yes merry... ah... merry christmas to you...
>dysfunctional extended family that avoids each other and maybe reunites for a holiday dinner every 3-5 years
I don't know this feel, thankfully.
Have I shown you guys the helicopter dick, yet?
>family is either dead or fighting with each other over inheritance these days.
>>320851450
No, that's supposed to be immediate family at Christmas dinner
Who are you people?! Get out of my house!
what do you americans eat for christmas? besides cock that is :^)
we eat turkey for thanksgiving, christmas, and new years
i fucking love turkey
>>320853029
Ham.
>>320850326
>white family
ayo
>another night alone in my room for new years eve
>We missed you Anon. Come join us for dindin
>>320851450
Please sauce me. Please be porn
>>320853223
living the dream anon
