Who wins?

hihg speed dog>sanic

>>320835862
VERY fast dog

>>320835862
dog has more speed lines

sanic is fast but dog is running at incredible hihg speed so doge wins

>>320835862
VERY fast incredible hihg speed > fast

>>320835862
Sonic has GOT to go fast, he is perpetually obligated to go fast regardless of his wishes. The dog is just running at incredible hihg speed for his own reasons, and can start/stop whenever he wants.

The dog is a master of speed; sonic is a slave of speed.

>>320838028
Derpest lore.

>>320838028
This tbphwy
Dog wins

>>320838028
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>>320839007
Can't handle such a quality thread? Humour too deep 4 u?

>>320838028
So for Sonic, going slowly was never an option? I'm starting to think Sonic wins that race, guys.

>>320839292
No it just means after he loses the race he doesn't get to stop and accept the silver medal because he's gotta go fast.

Sanic is speed, the dog merely adopted the speed

toasting in epic bread