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>joke weapon has the best stats
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Are there any new episodes of that or is that it?
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>>320784646


>Wooden sword from beginning of the game becomes the best weapon in the game if you kept it and upgraded it
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>>320785475
Fukin stoopid
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>only get one of an item per playthrough
>get upgraded form that seems great at the time
>later find out there's an even better upgrade you can get a little while after that
>can only upgrade the base item
>can't reverse your decision
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>>320785960
I wish I knew the exact example.
I can only think of similar such things where you get more than one.
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>>320785475
Wut game
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>>320786629
No game
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>>320786080
Trading Polar Star for Machine Gun/Snake/Spur in Cave Story was what was on my mind.
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>>320786080
cave story

im pretty sure dragons dogma with the rusted weapons as well
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>>320786723
>>320786747
Oh, right.
>dragons dogma with the rusted weapons as well
I don't remember what you get.
I know the rust for those causes an ailment, but that's all I remember.
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>>320785960
>>320786080
Dark Cloud
Fucking serpent sword
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>>320786723

>tfw doing the true ending on your first playthrough without the Spur

Pure suffering

The Dark Cloud games also have moments sort of like that, where you can accidentally upgrade your weapon to an early dead end on the upgrade tree. But at least then you can always break it down and fuse it to another weapon to salvage some of the stats. Still forces you to do a lot more grinding than you otherwise would've though.
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>>320784646
sunset overdrive was a good game
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>ugly bulky "muh dovakin" dragon bone armor is the endgame armor with the best stats instead of the much better looking ebony armor.
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>>320785475
>every game worried that this is going to happen
>always keep starting weapons
>never get any use
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Joke weapons need to have good stats because that's a part of the joke.
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>>320787416
I want a game to focus more on player development rather than armor stats.
Like, sure armor can help your stats a little, but in the end it should be progressing with your character and making them better that raises their damage, not some piece of clothing that magically makes them seven times stronger than they normally are.
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>>320787902
I don't want to start anything, but the Souls games do this.
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>>320787416
Goddamn that's fucking hideous.
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>>320788401
I played 1 ans 2 and kinda see that, I plan on buying a ps4 for Bloodborne and Dark Souls 3, but for now I need something else.
I just pray they make far more weapons viable rather than a few weapons that become meme to use in pvp, haven't really seen that for Bloodborne other than the ax weapon, but I've only watched one dude stream it.
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>>320787902

That's just every Souls game except for maybe Dark Souls 1. Weapon upgrades do make a difference but your armour barely matters except for status resistances. Especially in Bloodborne where it's almost all sidegrades that just resist different things.

The first Dark Souls is debatable because upgrading your armour can actually make a pretty huge difference in the damage you take.
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>magic user
>strongest attack is flying kicking the enemy
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>>320786629
>320786629
>>320785475
ninja gaiden 1
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>>320788630

Almost every single weapon is viable in Bloodborne, so they did make some improvements there. The downside is that there are fewer weapons overall, although they each have unique movesets and almost all of them have two forms.
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>>320788740
It definitely not an exaggeration when I say the Souls games are with out a doubt my favorite games, but that's just because I like playing games that punish the player.
I really cant wait for 3 and also the Demon Souls remaster, but I havent played Demon Souls yet, should I pick it up whenever I get the ps4? Or is the ps4 not backwards compatible? I dont remember.
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>>320786868
lvl 3 rusted weapons cause poison and torpor on hit

ridiculous as hell
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>Get robbed unexpectedly at a certain point in the game
>Lose everything
>Can't get stuff back
>Is easily avoidable if you know when/where it happens
>Getting robbed is necessary to get the best weapon in the game
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>>320789062
Oh damn
I knew that oil-covered weapons had their own shit, but that is neat.
>Griffins, Cockatrices are immune
FUCK
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>joke battle is the hardest in the game
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>>320788954

PS4 isn't backwards compatible unfortunately
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>>320789184

>Can't get stuff back

What the fuck? What game actually does that?
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>>320784646
what's the name of the grill?
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>>320789334
Damn, well I guess I can manage, just hope I can find other games to justify owning a Ps4, Bloodborne, Dark Souls 3, and a Demon Souls remaster doesn't quite feel like enough games to justify it just yet.
Though they are making enough of a case to warrant a buy.
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>get significantly better piece of armor
>it looks like shit compared to the armor you were just wearing

Why
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>>320786629
Dark Souls.
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>>320784646
I want to fuck that Lala.
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>>320789560
LALAH WAS LIKE A MOTHER TO ME
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>>320787416
Man I forgot how horrible vanilla was..
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>joke weapon deals 1 damage to all enemies
>killing the final boss with it unlocks the true ending
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>>320785475
Rogue Galaxy does this with the first sword the main character gets. I think you can't sell the sword anyways, so it's not like anyone would miss out on it.
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>one of the best looking armor sets in the game is the starting gear
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>>320784646
Any girl who kicks anyone in the balls deserves to get their throat slashed. Unless it's like some killer or something, but if you do it joking or fucking around then no fucking die. I knew some girls that did this and it made me so fucking pissed. If girls didn't have social justice warriors on their tail all the time, I would punch them in the throat.
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>>320789560
Thanks, anon.
too bad she lacks r34
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>>320789813
>The game offers a transmogrification system to change the appearance of weapons and armor.
God fucking dammit, does Blizzard have a patent on this or something? Why don't all rpg games offer this!?
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>>320789326
Fucking Radiant Dragon in Radiata Stories
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>>320789732
>>320789935
fucked up, but whatever.
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>>320787416
The armor has a soft cap anyways so come 100 smithing you can wear whatever you like and it doesn't matter much.

Dwarven armor is the best anyways.
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>>320788861
Threads of Fate was a cool game. Just drop kicking all those mother fuckers just because I didn't think raising your attack would improve your magic attack.
The only times it sucked was fighting the whale doing one fucking damage with air cutter and the fight on the volcano where Duke and Hexagon can infinite combo you because of that grab's insane hitbox.
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>>320789813

One of my favorite looks in FFXIV is the starting gear and I'm not sure why, so when I played the beta I'd get better weapons and shields but kept my starting gear on...
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>game has cute character
>you like her more than the others
>is easily outclassed in damage later in the game and even loses her advantage as a ranged DPS with later characters
>her special ability is made useless by a flying rabbit later in the game
>she's not even relevant to the story and could be left out entirely

Guess the game /v/.
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>>320789813
Which MMO are you referring to?
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>>320786629
Zelda 1
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>>320790170
Not referring to an MMO
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>best gear is only obtainable on new game+
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>>320787680
Bullshit.
It shouldn't have better stats than similar gear.
It should certainly be somewhere between 50-75% as good as the best weapon in that level range.
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>final weapon looks shittier than 2nd/3rd last weapon
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>>320789560
You should watch Gundam 79 if you have even the slightest interest in mecha.
It may not be pretty, but it is one hell of a ride.
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>>320785960
Happened to me in the world ends with you, with that ice/blizzard pin or whatever. I literally stopped playing at that point because autism.
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>>320790160

Xiao in Dark Cloud

Except she isn't outclassed at all. Ranged characters are better across the board than melee if you stay on top of their weapon upgrades, and as a ranged character she's better than Ruby and equal to Osmond when both have their top-tier weapons.

Her only issue is that Osmond makes her jumping shit pointless.
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>only enough upgrade material to upgrade 1 weapon
>half the weapons and all the cool ones aren't until the end of the game

thx fromsoft
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>game lets you equip different sets of armor for stats and fashion
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>>320790440

OOOH, R-type Final Did this. The Last Dance series looked awesome, except for the last ship, which looked like hot dog vomit.
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>put ultimate weapon in game
>put weapon in chest in random location
>chest has 1/100 chance to spawn
>chest is invisible
>chest has 1/5 chance to contain an item rather than money
>item will be junk unless you have special accessory equipped
>with special accessory equipped item has 1/20 chance to be ultimate weapon and not junk
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>>320787416
This seriously pisses me the fuck off.

>really good weapon/armor
>fugly as sin

I usually just go for the best looking stuff in RPGs tbqh, I don't care if it's bad.
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>>320790721
>once you are in the last third of the game stats become irrelevant and it becomes all about fashion
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>>320784646
Gundam-San's out?
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>>320789732
Someone newish to Gundam (but I've seen 0079 and CCA at least, and more but I think those are the only Lalah-relevant ones out of what I've seen), it didn't even seem like Char knew Lalah that long in 0079, is there some context not in those above-mentioned series explaining how she's motherly rather than sisterly? She seemed rather naive despite being a newtype just from the point of view I saw.
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>>320784646
>Frying pan
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>>320790870
FFXII a best
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>>320790721
>MMO lets you make an item take on the appearance of another
>you have to own both
>very rare promotional item you had in your bank suddenly becomes enormously expensive because high leveled players want to show off and have good stats at the same time
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>>320790974
Lalah Sune was someone like a mother to him though
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>>320785960
Fucking Demon Souls, seriously.

Fucked up so many playthroughs.
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>>320785960
fucking cave story.
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>>320790418
It doesn't make any sense for a joke weapon to be worse than the default because a vast majority of the time they're out of the way and difficult to obtain.
Unless the joke weapon is the default. Like Frank gets upgraded by finding cool objects around the map and adding a katana hilt to them.

>>320790721
I really loved The Secret World for that. You get your stats from little charms and trinkets. You get clothing from stores, achivements, dungeons, and mastering different skill sets.
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>>320786868
this lmao you can cheese through the whole game once you have lvl 3 rusted weaps, specially Bitterblack Isle
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>>320790974

Char just has a complex. He's pretty fucked up, especially by the time CCA rolls around.

That and the characterization in CCA is a bit weird.
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>>320791112
looks like a perfectly platonic relationship to me
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>loli character has the best stats
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>>320791102
>mmo adds the feature
>shit-tier armor during leveling suddenly becomes absurdly expensive because people can run around looking like sluts while staying endgame

i made so much money when transmog came out
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>>320791285
I am never going reach CCA, I am stuck on ZZ right now.

Please someone lie to me and tell me it gets better
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>Joke character breaks the game in the right hands
>your best friend has the right hands and challenges you constantly
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>>320791396
>loli character has to get nerfed

the worst feel

why are assfaggots so shit
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>>320791549
I can sincerely tell you ZZ gets better. It starts off so slow and boring but it starts picking up after they get to Earth, and Africa is some honestly good shit. Then it stays good for a while before dropping back down a few episodes before the end. It's probably my least favorite out of the series I've seen (I've watched from 0079 to F91) but it has its moments and a good streak on Earth.
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>>320791549

It doesn't. But then I'm also a heretic that doesn't like Zeta very much, so yeah.

Either way if you want to watch CCA you really only need to have seen '79. Zeta helps a bit but isn't that important, and ZZ is completely fucking pointless.
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>>320791549
Stick around for Glemy.
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>>320791549
Don't worry about ZZ. It isn't canon anyways.
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>>320790974
It's about Char's awakening newtype powers as well, she was in many ways guiding him through that. Without her he was lost, unlike Amuro. Who continued and achieved Satori (In crude terms think of it a kind of enlightenment, understanding in Japanese Buddhism). Char may have achieved it as well, but he was still burdened with the earthly things Amuro was ready to cast off, like revenge. remember Lalah had to tell him that he could be with her later and he should stay for now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81_Bao_A_Qu

I think this sorta clear it up, or at least to me it makes me think my view is pretty accurate.
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>>320791905
We are not fucking doing this shit
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>>320784646
Why does Lalah have huge tits

I thought she was flat
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>>320791954
Not doing what? I'm just pointing out that ZZ isn't canon and therefore doesn't need to be watched.
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>>320791549
I would not blame you for putting ZZ on hold and watching CCA and maybe going back for a few episodes at a time and watching other things in between.
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>>320787416
Daedric was the better armor, while dragonbone was the better weapon.
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>>320791396
Puru was annoying and I didn't like her.
Still sad she died, though.
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>joke weapon is awesome
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>>320787416
>ebony armor.

That armor is fucking shit and so are you
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>>320792480
It's still much better than dragonbone armor
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>>320790093
This, I wore light chitlin armor and still hit the cap
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>>320787416
Dragonbone armor looked good, though. Ebony armor looked like edgy gay shit when it was supposed to look like the armor Thorin wears in The Two Towers.

>>320792132
Daedric looked even worse than ebony. The spikes on the shoulders would poke your eyes out when you raise your arms.
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>>320792593
>the armor Thorin wears in The Two Towers
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>>320792565
Dragonbone looks good. You just have shit fashion sense. Heavy dragonbone with a dragon priest hood looks great.

Stalhrim armor is the absolute GOAT, though. Best defense to weight ratio and it looks like it would keep you snug in cold weather.
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>>320792714
That's Gandalf, you fucking retard.
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>>320789813
I hate it when this shit happens. Typically the gear featured in promo art/title is the best looking and everything else looks like half-baked dog shit because it wasn't as clearly thought out. Having your gear change the appearance of your PC isn't a positive when gear looks fucking stupid.

only japs are capable of making most of your options look good
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>>320791920
So that's what the fuck happened at the end of CCA, thanks anon.
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>>320792568
Light armor a shit in Skyrim. It was good in Oblivion because you moved faster and you could still hit the defense cap early with enchantments, not to mention the looks.

But in Skyrim, it's literally just "worse armor". Leather armor looked like dogshit in Skyrim and so did every other light armor.
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>>320792975
It's obviously hagred.
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>>320793439
Pretty sure you still moved faster with light armor in skyrim.
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>>320789732
YOU'RE PATHETIC
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>>320784646
>Weird Knife
>Gets stronger the more you avoid fights
>Potentially stronger than the one dropped by the biggest asshole monster in the game
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>>320793548
There is no speed attribute in Skyrim. The only thing that affects your speed is the height of your character. High elfs move the fastest. Nords are second fastest, then redguards, then everything except bosmer are the same, then bosmer.
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>>320790553
>tfw xiao gave you catgirl fetish
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>>320794120
>320794120
You cn be slowed by heavy armor though, ther's perks to alte speed when wearing armor, one to make you run normal in heavy and one to make you run fast in light.
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>>320793371
In a way, watching it again just now, it feels to me like they both achieved enlightenment but took it in different directions, but failed to understand each other. In the last moment they both finally understand the other and the psychoframes resonate and cause the Axis shock.

Notice how literally the last things they say are basically "You're one to talk about father figures, you stole Lalah who could have been a mother figure to me, so don't judge me!"

"wait.. lalah, a mother figure to you?!"
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>>320789629
Consider adding Persona 5, Yakuza 0, and Nier Automata, and that new Kojima game to that list. PS4 is starting to get games, lots of them.
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>>320794761
No there aren't. There are only perks that reduce the weight of worn armor. They don't change movement speed.
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>>320791278
I agree it should be better than default.
But it should not be anywhere near the objectively best item of their type avalible.
Joke weapons should have some non-statastical oddity about them, like a blunt weapon that squeaks like a toy hammer, or a ridiculously strong rocket launcher that has the missles fly out slowly and drunkenly, beyond your control, or a reference to another series.
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>>320790005
They don't nearly every single MMORPG allows this. It usually just costs cashshop money.
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>>320785475
>I am making a game where you find a rusty sword next to the remains of a warrior
>the first thing that happens after you leave the woods is a merchant offers to buy it from you and make people believe it is a tutorial for selling items
>if you sell it you have to go on an extremely long quest trading items to get it back
>if you do not sell it you go to an ancient blacksmith and he can make it the best weapon in the game

good idea or bad idea?
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>>320795494
He's probably playing with SPERG.
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>>320796215
Unless it's also arduous to get to the blacksmith it will trivialize the game. We live in a world with no secrets anymore.

Other than the payday 2 secret
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>>320786629
The one in my RPG Maker game.
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>>320796521
nope black smith is part of the main quest about 20 hours in and if you do not get the sword the final boss only takes 1 damage from your attacks.

I plan for the trading quest to get the rusted sword back to take at least 2 hours. only for you to find out the last guy you talk to threw it away and if you knew where you could skip the whole quest
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>>320784646
>joke game is best in its genre
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>>320790870
You know what's worse
>zodiac spear
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>You can trasmute godly end game gear stats into beginner equip looks
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>One of the best armor sets in the game is also one of the best looking
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>>320786629
Technically not a wooden sword, but in Tales of Graces the crappy ass sword your father gives you in the beginning of the game that you have to sell ends up turning into the best weapon you can get before post-game and has a side quest that involves getting it back and restoring its strength just a little before the final boss.
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>>320784646
Fucking Dark cloud 2 surfboard sword!
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>>320785475
Not a wooden sword but otherwise I think this applies to one weapon in the tutorial of Phantom Brave.
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>>320799213
Nah, it's the only way to get Snake Beater though.
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>>320789921
You act like ball busting isn't a fetish some guys love.
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>>320798207
Pretty much every game except Monster Hunter
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>>320796745
What he was saying is everyone would know not to sell because 4chan or other social media.
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>>320784646
this image turns me on
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>>320785475
If you keep your starter weapons in FFIX they are actually the best equipment to deal with Ipsen's Castle.
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