MEANWHILE, IN YHARNAM /v/...
>Return the slab......
FOUL BEAST
AWAY
W
A
Y
>>320750965
>FUCKING OUTSIDERS GET OUT OF MY CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>320750965
YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>320751587
>Shitpostard making an ass of himself
Oh boy
>Star babbies will never poo in loo
>mfw normies think I'll let them in during a hunt
Choir > Mensis
>>320750965
PLAUGE RIDDEN RAT
Getting blood ministrated feels so damn good, I'm so glad the Church is here to care for our health.
Sadly my wife and cousin turned into beasts and had to be put down last hunt but that's probably completely unrelated.
If that bitch near the plaza doesn't accept clients during the hunt I swear im raping one of my neighbough daughter. He's off during hunts, so East preys
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
BEAST, YER NOT WELCOME 'ERE
*laughing bitches*
>being a faggy weeaboo knight wannabe
>LITERALLY slicing yourself on your own edge for power
>bringing a crusty thousand year old vampire fiend who you don't even know the appearance of semen from other hunters and bowing while she tries to impregnate herself
>unironically infecting yourself with super-aids just to be a weeaboo cuck
I seriously hope you people have seen the light and thanked the church, these heretics are a joke.
going to iosefka's clinic for a check up brb
>>320752783
Let me know how it went when you get back. Some ass-clown "hunter" told me to go there for safety, but I don't trust a word outta this cunts mouth.
To anyone else hear the "Toll of the Bell" thingy in the old hunter cells? there's just some shit bag sitting behind there ringing it and he won't let me in. I saw we smash the door down.
Who /snakes/ here?
Assholes keep drifting around looking like boogeymen. What the fuck do they want.
DUDE BLOOD LMAO
I want the name of the city planner that keeps putting up all these creepy statues in the middle of the goddamn road.
How am I supposed to get my carriage through Central Yharnam? I'm trying to run a business here ffs.
>>320753874
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT !
WHAT'S IN THE SACK?
Lady Maria is cute!
CUTE
U
T
Esplish splosh
Mensis here
Choir a shit and full of lesbians
It's getting dark early, isn't it?
>>320754416
Gehrman pls
>>320752675
top kek
You know what I'm more grateful for than all these blood echoes?KNOWLEDGE
>>320755265
GRANT US EYES
this town's finished...
>>320754625
>*tips cage*
>there are people here not attending Mass regularly
>there are people here spreading foul and baseless rumors about our glorious Healing Church
>there are people here hiding foul Cainhurst survivors in their own dwellings
You're about to be purified, heretics. Beautiful fire gonna burn the grime and filth and sin off your body and soul till ain't nothing left but the holy fear of God in your heart.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to old Yarnham tonight.
AWAY
AWAY
>>320753206
I fucking love whoever made this edit.
>Like to hunt and shit. Have kick ass scythe that transforms
>Faggot Laurence tells me some monster appear on fishing village. I don't want to go, but Maria, oh my Maria really wants to go.
>We go because I can't say no to my lady. I hope some day she knows all my love for her
>On the village we killed all those weird retards talking about Kos or Kosm or whatever. Maria said she wanted some time alone.
>Whatever. Gonna fap imagining her body today so it is best to be alone
>I go back to my workshop and upgrade my weapons with that delicious blood stones
>Faggot Laurence tells me Maria killed herself because she loved fish
>Fuck. I'm broken
>Faggot Laurence tells me he can make my Maria blow up doll have Maria desire for me. That she will love me
>Okay I say. He want me to kill that Kosm child and contact some red dude on the moon
>I do it. Maria blow up doll comes to like. Freaking awesome. She loves me and all shit. Freaking awesome.
>I am alone now. Always at night. Can't go out. The doll doesn't remember who she is... me neither.
>I'm broken again. Doll stops talking to me because I bought too much shit from the vendors next to my window
>Remember that I like to hunt. So I bring faggots to hunt shit and kill that faggot Laurence since it is all his fault
>>320755550
Fuck off Djura, I need muh chalice.
>>320755453
>2015
>people still believe in the "healing" church
LOOK AT THIS POORFAG PROJECTING SO HARD BECAUSE HE CAN'T AFFORD TO GO TO BYRGENWERTH!
Choir Beta Phi is throwing a party later tonight.
No Mensis faggot allowed.
HELP ME
OH GOD
>>320756008
*tips chikage*
>>320750965
Keep getting annihilated by her second phase
Fucking Wilhem, fat cunt giving me a 12 page essay on fucking eyes of all things, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE?, all that fat bastard says day out and day out is "eyes on the inside".
>>320754625
Haven't you got eyes in your head?
>>320756232
You can parry her pretty easily. That's how I got her
ROM DID NOTHING WRONG
>>320756692
>Rom
So /yharnam/
is it Kos or Kosm?
>>320757004
KOS
FUCKING HUNTERS GET OF MY BRIDGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>320757004
Kosm is a Mensisfag meme.
>>320756692
She's really changed since she was granted eyes. Stuck up bitch won't even tell me about the horrors of the cosmos.
>>320757004
Kos_
>>320757101
>>320757176
I want Healing Church fags to leave.
>>320757004
Fuck Kos, life in the fishing hamlet has never been the same ever since her and her faggot missionaries arrived. They're trying to phase out the Esoteric Order of Dagon and replace it with their shitty weird cult, and nobody is going to do anything about it until it's too late.
Byrgenwerth... Byrgenwerth...
>>320757101
Or some say kosm
>>320750965
Daily reminder Micolash is God tier
Hints to find workshop pls
BANE?
>All these fucking hunters coming to my door
Lousy offcomers.
>>320757805
Descend the oedon chapel. Requires a fall to a hidden platform quite a leap of faith friend
Oh, my... It seems I've dropped my eyes in a puddle.
Everything's all pale now.
>>320757004
What does it matter as long as you get the message across? Fags
I want to see Maria's special visceral animation.
How do I get her to parry me? Should I just spam R1 with a quick weapon?
>you will never cuddle with a qt pi Yharnam gf in your house on a hunt of the hunt
>>320758089
Did that make anyone else feel really bad?
>>320752738
Someone get this conehead outta here
You get to be an enemy(not boss) in Bloodborne. Which one is it and why.
Pic related is my choice. I love scaring people.
>>320758297
I felt bad for nearly every poor sucker in that place
[messages at 25fps]
>>320758242
Here you go my precious anonkun
>>320758507
Brainsucker, easily. You get to hang out in beautiful areas, be an honorary boss monster once in a while when you visit chalices, and jump out from a corner to suck down some of dat spicy knowledge.
>*knock knock*
>>320758507
I'd pick one of the squishy heads in the research hall.
They seem like they're having fun.plip, plop, plip, plop
>>320756000
>TL;DR of Bloodborne's entire story perfectly
>>320758768
oh god
This is so awesome.
I love her
>tfw walking down the road with Henryk
>He's telling me about all these things he did with his partner
>Told me he fucked his partners wife and she has some kids
>AWAY.jpg
>He say's they could be his
What do churchfags?
Do I tell the guy?
>>320752738
The church used to kidnap and torture innocent civilians so they can get body parts for rituals.
there are no good guys in Bloodborne
NO! I'M NOT ONE OF YOU!
>>320758507
I'd be one of these just so I tentacle rape all the cute huntresses that come my way.
Bless us with blood.You're in the know, right?
>>320755265
HEREINMYCHAPEL.AVI
>>320759000
I didn't realize the spider on the door in the lecture building was patches. He didn't live so good.
>>320751902
Beasts in yharnam?!
>>320759074
Gherman pls go
>>320759176
>mfw your tfw is Oeden
>Look at that guy, he's not wearing a hat.
>Haha what a faggot.
>>320759179
>there are no good guys in Bloodborne
>>320759179
Simon was a good guy
>>320757486
Blasphemous murderers.....blood crazed fiends
>>320759437
Memers aren't welcome 'round these parts.
>>320759437
There are so many NPC hunters in Bloodborne that use the cane, Jesus.
>>320756232
Parries + dodges.
I got her on the third try but I should have gotten her on the first.
>tfw no q.t. doll meido to cuddle and channel blood echos with.
Fucking hunters have all the luck.
>>320759580
and he got killed by an assassin who worked for the Holy Church
>>320759784
>Only doing 200 damage a hit
>Doesn't do 2000 damage viscerals
What the fuck
>>320758013
The one in Yahar'gul? Weird, I guess I wasn't as thorough as I thought.
Yo guys I found a whistle and blew it and almost got eaten by a snake. I've been making the silly nigger eat things all day it's sick
WHAT'S THAT SMELL
>>320759349
That was also the cunt that pushed me to the poison river, wasn't it?
>>320759843
Why live anon?
>>320759951
No at the lamp in odeon chapel take a hard right and that closed door is now open, it takes you up to the healing blood workshop
>>320760020
>No boss uses the saw cleaver
>No boss uses the cane
>But a boss uses the hunter's axe
Truly the best starting weapon.
>>320760020
Best boss fight in the game, especially for feeling/atmosphere. Also best soundtrack.
>>320759437
>Moonman: Yharnam edition
>Actual cannibal
>good guy
>cripples
When will they learn
>>320760020
rip in peace Father Gaviscon
>>320759437
Does he drop anything good if you kill him
>>320750965
>mfw red robed fag at /oedchap/ tries to get me to stay the night with him
Who the fuck is he fooling? Look at that fucker, he's clearly succumbed to the plague of beasts.
>>320760419
His helmet, but you can easily get it without killing him.
>>320759939
Visceral scales with Dex not strength. I wasnt fighting her at a high level either
AYY LMAO
>>320760602
>natural evolution of man
>plague
sup reddit!
>>320750965
This game is irrelevant because it's not on PC. Stop talking about it.
Dark Souls 3 is what you should be talking about.
Seems like folk are turning into demonic beasts. Good thing I brought my trusty pitchfork to defend myself though. What could possibly go wrong
>>320760773
more like reverting to a truer form
Who /ayylmao/ here?
Webm is from the first time I ever fought Maria. I lost that fight but damn it was so much fun.
>>320760602
Go back to eating people Suspicious Beggar.
>>320761006
This guy in central yharnam that I talked to every now and then as I ran by the lamp isn't home anymore. The window is also broke open and there was a beast by his house. Must have been a coincidence
>>320750965
Forget Yharnam /v/, Yharnam /pol/ would just be constant shitposting about:
"Beasts go home!" "Beasts truly are not human." "Fuck hunters, they're just as bad as beasts." "Hey fuck you buddy, I'm a hunter and we're protecting you dipshits." "I practice with my Ludwig's Greatsword two hours a day and I can cut through solid blood rocks."
Yharnam /v/ would want to fuck the beasts. "Fully human? Gross." "Human pigs go home." "How can I stop the beast transformation? I want a beast waifu but I don't want her to kill me." "It's great man, my wife caught the scourge and we've been hiding it, the sex is great so far." "Yo, I haven't seen the anon with the beast wife on in a while. Is he kill?"
And fucking imagine Yharnam /x/."Yo did you guys see that doll Gherman made? It looks a LOT like Lady Maria, doesn't it? What the fuck."
>>320759754
>he's not in the knowhe uses the whirligig saw, the cane is just the holder for the manifest thing (think the book of whatever for the weeb cuckolds)
Silly boys, I don't have a vagina!
UH, ALL THE OUTSIDERS OR BEASTS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OUT OF YHARNAM BECAUSE IT'S FOR THE PURE ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DONT I WILL MAKE OUTSIDERS AWAY AGAIN!!!
>>320761360
>>320761141
>>320761114
/wackywavinginflatablearmflailingtubeman/
>>320761141
>>320761445
I fucking hate Maria.
I don't care how cute she is.
>>320761437
Hehe make me a butthole so you can fuck that too!
>>320761437
>quarter inch
>>320761696
Perfect size for you anon
>>320761114
It feels so good to have eyes inside of my brain. Why do we even bother with blood at all?
>>320760254
Gaskweh
>>320761617
Why? Its such an awesome boss fight.
>>320761235
So I cranked up my Insight a little and it turns out that doll can talk. But see the thing is
>Maria
>Cold and aggressive
>Doll
>Calm and sweet
What the fuck is Gehrman doing over there?
PLIP PLOP PLIP PLOP PLIP PLOP
>>320760107
I think I finally saw the door. No wonder I never found the damn thing.
>>320751902
>wife and cousin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY YHARNAM NORMIE HUNTERS
>>320761779
The only thing that could possibly make that bossfight more sickeningly anime is if she shouted out the names of her moves as she did them.
>>320762089
What did they mean by this?
>>320762290
>not liking Za Warudo
>That bitch mocking me for not being indoors
I don't know why every door in Yharnam is both bullet and bludgeon proof but I really wish I could show her just what the fuck I'm trying to protect cunts like them from. Deserves to get infected and become a beast for me to behead
H-hey guys! Hee hee hee you guys check out the moon lately? It's just so...so funny! It's so funny it makes me want to kill someone you know! Hee hee like I wanna rip their guts out and splash in their blood! Where's that baby I keep hearing? I think I'll start with that
>>320761772
Lol. Miyazaki is a madman
>>320760097
VR waifus can't come soon enough.
>>320762410
They were fucking underwater.
When you enter the fishing village? You're above the church healing/asylum thing.
>>320762290
So you're saying its not cool because it was too action packed and off the wall?
Who /kos/ here?
i need to see that webm of the were wolf jacking off against the rubble
>>320762290
But I'm not even an anime fag lol
>>320762661
Who /kosm/ here?
>>320761114
>>320761772
Please tell me you guys have footage of the Doll wheeling these things around in a wheelchair.
>>320762553
>but has a sane mind ever
produced anything of true significance?
>>320761437
>quarter inch
Bro.....
>>320761772
>You will never be a comfy plant aylium
>>320759179
>imbaplying
So I told this guy to go to Iosefka's, and he actually did it the absolute madman!
laa laa laaaa
>>320762716
I doubt it'll actually do that, but I hope I'm wrong.
I want Lady Maria-sama to tie me up and experiment on me.
>>320762672
SHROUDED BY NIGHT BUT WITH STEADY STRIDE
>>320762778
cauliflower is gross
>>320762661
>>320762707
>>320762661
>>320762707
/Cosmos/ here tBh
>>320759971
Madara pls
>>320762290
You're saying it like it's a bad thing.
>>320762546
>sutter typing
>hehe
>I wanna rip their guts and splash in their blood
>enjoying killing things unlike the rest of us
Somebody get this hot blooded faggot out of here.
How about that when a hunter tries telling you the chapel is safe? These outsiders must think I was born yesterday.
>>320762290
nigga Logarious and Gerhman are just as anime
>>320752738
>>bringing a crusty thousand year old vampire fiend who you don't even know the appearance of semen from other hunters and bowing while she tries to impregnate herself
I sat here for 5 minutes attempting to decypher this sentence and I've got nothing.
>>320761006
I can't believe they copy pasted those fags into das3. That's just pathetically lazy and rehashed
>>320758507
Brainsucker
>>320762589
I approached the sea and saw Yharnam under it. The fuck?
>>320763087
I don't know, the old dude there seems like he's alright. Arianna is going
>>320763152
Look at the blood dregs.
Seriously, LOOK at them.
It's bloody semen.
>>320763257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZRURcb1cM
>>320763087
I definitely wouldn't listen to some creepy outsider in a bloodstained trenchcoat and mask. From one yarnhamite to the other, come to Iosefka's Clinic. She'll patch up any wounds you have, make sure you don't succumb to the plague of beasts, and she's qt as fuck anddoesn't wear shoes
Don't go in the back room though, there is a lot of equipment back there you might hurt yourself with.
>>320763257
The queen or the city?
Either way, you remember the shell-slug-lady that fell randomly before the Ludwig boss fight? It wasn't thrown from the cliff, it fell from the SKY, it was with the others in the caves.
Dream geography doesn't have to make sense.
>>320762810
Why wouldn't it? Of course it would whoever is in the wheelchair in the final clip is simply your build. There's no reason the ayylmao wouldn't show up there. Im surprised nobody has made this webm already
ywn comfort gascoigne as he falls into madness from the beast plauge
[spoiler/beast gascoigne will never use his beast body to do lewd things that help you grow eyes on the inside
why live desu lads
>>320762836
That's some game of thrones shit right there nigga
So I just got this game and am updating it right now.
What am I in for?
Guys this girl at the clinic said it's safe and to come inside. She wants to give me some injections first though.
I'll keep you posted. Wish me luck bros!
>>320763734
Blood
>>320763620
Because it's not what your character REALLY looks like. It's because of a rune.
>>320763734
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>>320763734
Tentacles
>>320752738
>who you don't even know the appearance of
Because you put that stupid mask on her you cone-headed fucks
But no, gg Alfred, revenge status: got
It's not like I can bring her succulent meat chunks to the Romhead in your own church's HQ basement and undo everything you ever worked for
Somehow
>>320763734
Fun
>>320763645
>there's more porn of this man than Iosefka
>or any BB female for that matterI couldn't be happier.
Get this man some help.
>>320763734
YOU, ARE NOT WANTED HERE
>>320763805
But it's how it appears in the game as your build. I bet you 5000$ the alien will show up in the wheelchair
>>320763734
If you don't start with the axe, you're a fucking pussy.
Don't give up at the Cleric Beast, it's an optional boss and the real first boss is easier.
Your charged attack is useful for that early crowd control.
Running past things is an option.
The fight against Maria is like fighting Vergil on DMC3
Shit's crazy when both use the bone
>>320762856
its excellent for creating the nastiest farts ever, along with hard boiled eggs
i suggest around 9 hard boiled eggs and a cauliflower head to go along with it. you'll be farting so foul that it'll feel like a high when you huff that fart
>>320763994
Just kill the poor bastard man
>>320763749
good luck /b/ro xD
>>320762794
HAAH
WAAW
>>320763734
It's a curse...
THIS IS A DAMN CURSE!
>>320764049
>Started with the Axe
>Now I can't stop
>Picked up Ludwig's Holy Blade which I said I wanted to use since I first saw gameplay of it
>Still using the Axe
I have to find a way to break my addiction to the axe
>>320764049
>If you don't use the EZ mode weapon, you're a pussy
>Cleric Beast harder than Gascoigne
>Telling someone new to the game to run past things
>>320762783
Why does this guy look like that anyway?
Man citys going to shit these days. should never have allowed the celestials in! i think im gonna take a vacation, hear lordran is nice this time of year.
So Nito and vagina dragon had a child?
>>320763734
>>320763809
Post yfw you realized they don't think you're a beast, it's because you're a hunter.The beast plague isn't from using alien blood, it's from using Byrgenwerth blood. Everyone related to what Byrgenwerth did got cursed, and a curse is a great one's anger. They're sympathetic in nature and heard the people of the fishing village's prayers. Prayers to "Curse the fiends, their children too, and their children forever true." This created the vermin, which are the source of the plague.The church, the hunters, everyone at all related to Byrgenwerth have cursed blood, and then they started spreading that blood around through the healing church.
>>320763894
And all of it is yaoi. It's amazing how a single item description got Henryk getting fucked by a werewolf in most of his fan art.
>>320762290
>boss fight being fast means its somehow related to anime
Fucking celestial scum. They're destroying my cauliflower garden.
>>320764301
Me too but that charging wheel attack is just godly.
>>320764527
People are funny.
I'm here to fuck a wooden doll and purify some evil, and my doll's got no holes.
>>320764321
If I didn't run past things as much as I did at the start, I wouldn't have enjoyed my time getting raped to death by the standard mobs at the very beginning.
Anyone know where I can get my own sentient doll?
>>320764321
Gascoigne takes way more damage from your attacks and if you lose to him, you get your blood vials back.
>>320764407
It's a backwater hick town. Those fuckers are still using bow and arrows and are afraid of the night.
>>320764425
More like Micolash was trying to recreate this thing
>>320761772
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
YOU CAN BE THIS THING?
I ONLY JUST STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME
PLEASE TELL ME I CAN BE THIS THING
>>320764729
>and if you lose to him, you get your blood vials back
What?
>>320764452
l-lewd
Brb going to the clinic need another blood vial
>Workshop will never have a nightmare.
So my cousin tried this game out for the first time ever at my place a few days back. He kept fucking dying /v/, it was ridiculous. Like seriously I was fucking shocked I figured he'd be a better player. Are most 'gamers' these days really this bad at video games? It was pretty damn shameful you should have seen it
>>320764612
I don't even care that much about the spin2win anymore. I just like going from smashing one handed to extending out with sweeping attacks and hopping back to one handed smashes. I really want to try Blades of Mercy though. Next run.
>>320764794
Both the item required to turn into it, and the weapon it is using, are in the DLC. You have to be most of the way through the DLC to get the ability to turn into it, and the weapon you get for beating the hardest boss in the game not counting the chalice dungeons.
>>320764794
Yes. You need to help Saint Adeline in the DLC and defeat the Orphan of Kos.
FITHOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHIkUzmNmc0
>>320764794
New toy in the Old Hunters DLC pack
>>320765031
Most new players struggle with Souls games early on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XPAdlkQYYA
>>320764794
Yes you can be that thing
>>320762290
At least someone agrees with me
Fucking exploding blood being thrown with every swing
any reason why her blood explodes or did it just "sound cool"
>>320752738
>knight
>weeaboo
Fuck off, Vileblood filth.
FakeIosefka is cute!
>>320764536
>boss stabs herself and starts attacking you with her own blood
>later on her blood lights itself on fire
>can dodge by teleporting around
>can plunge her hand into your chest and Zandatsu you
How is that not anime as hell?
Hey guys, I was just looking in my attic at my great grandpa's old stuff and there was this weird light coming from a closet. I opened it up and found a strange glowing stone on a ballin set of armor! I wasn't around when men still wore armor to fight, but what beasts do you think this protected from? Pic related, me in the armor.
Can I suplex a amygdala?
>people about complaining about Maria being anime
>people forgetting it was developed by japs
>>320765152
Oh yeah... In fairness I got assraped the first time I ever played dark souls in the burg. Funny how once you understand the formula the games get so easy though
I just beat Maria and got to the lamp in the Hamlet. Should I go back and kill all the patients in the research hallbesides the one that wants Brain Fluid? Some of them seem pretty chill, but there are those guys in the hospital beds begging for death, after all.
I also saw that motherfucker wandering about ranting about Kos and shit in the hamlet. Should I kill him, too?
>>320765187
>is completely silent the entire fight
Just about nulls the anime comparisons on its own.
>lady maria fight anime
>forgetting horse fucker and his BANKAI!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RzA_Oomra8
>>320765362
Allegedly Great Ones? I don't know how, I guess back then they could operate on a plane where they interacted freely with gods. They're probably related to the Ptumerians in the tombs, just a relic of a bygone age.
>>320762290
I just wish most things about her fight didn't have to be learned. She's much easier than Ludwig, but less fair.
>>320765362
More terrifying beasts than the likes of your generation will ever know, lad.
fuck off beastposters
kinbros are objectively superior
>>320765187
What is up with Odeon and his need to impregnate earth monkeys? The other Great Ones thinks it's gross and say his ugly offspring should die.
Bloodborne + 4chan would just replace every instance of the word "blood" with "fag." Fagborne. Fear the oldfags. Etc.
>>320765592
That guy in front of the hamlet gives you a hunter item after you kill Kos' little bastard.
>>320765740
>Kin bros
>not a bunch of loons trying to get eyeballs in their brains (what the fuck?) so they can call invisible space men
If you want to play pretend and smoke weed in your school all day then more power to you but the Healing Church has actual research to do
>>320765592
>I also saw that motherfucker wandering about ranting about Kos and shit in the hamlet. Should I kill him, too?
He can't die according to the guide. He has special dialogue if you talk to him with the ayy rune on though.
Friendly reminder that the beast did nothing wrong.
