Looking for games to play on a tablet for a night time security job (can't use a laptop, gotto patrol once in half an hour)
recommend me some apps or games that are chill or turn based like pic related
Shattered Planet
Auro
>>320726453
>night time security job
Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Nights at Freddy's
>>320726453
What system it runs?
If iOS FTLandroid version NEVER EVER ;_;
>>320726453
How about you do your job instead of playing vidya?
I hope you get killed by blacks.
>>320726453
>night time security job
Is this like, the literal dream job for asocial misfits?
How do you even go about landing a job like that? Are any particular qualifications required for this kind of thing?
>>320727156
>assumptions
>>320726453
XCOM Enemy Within
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tt2kgames.xcomew&hl=en
>>320727284
I've worked in airport security before, i'm mostly fed up with interaction with people so i looked for something more relaxed and quiet, i've been looking for a security night job for a long time
>>320727405
oh fuck didn't know this shit was for tablets too, thanks
>>320726453
buy a bluetooth gamepad and a tablet stand and just install some emulators
>>320727318
Based on someone asking what video games they should play at work.
>>320728143
Do you know what a night guard does?
>>320728143
you're talking out of your ass without knowing anything details and just jumping to assumptions you stupid faggot
>>320727284
yes
you do nothing for 12 hours
it's awful
>>320726453
XCOM: Enemy Within
Though you will probably forget about patrols
>>320728143
Have you ever worked faggot? If there´s nothing to do THERE´S NOTHING TO DO.
>>320729458
There's always something to do you lazy porch monkey.
>>320729454
>>320729560
No fucking sheltered neet, not in every job.
>>320726453
Pixel Dungeon is a decent enough roguelike. It's brutally difficult, though.
>>320726453
>Ranged creeps around beginning town.
Didn't want that gold mine anyway.
>>320730117
In every single job.
I hope they have cameras so they can watch your slacker ass fucking off and you get shit canned.
>>320731040
get a job you smelly hippie
>>320731251
If there's time to lean, there's time to clean.
>>320731251
Says the literal nigger who won't do his job and is going to be unemployed and back living with his mom in a couple weeks.
>>320731331
This t.b.h. f.a.m.
>>320731040
You've probably never had a job before (that wasn't retail or manual labor).
Hey, be nice to each other you two.
>>320726453
Soccer Spirits.
>>320731405
get a job you smelly hippie
>>320731405
>t.b.h. f.a.m.
oh well everything you say gets instantly invalidated
Read a book.
>>320731442
In my own way I am being nice.
I'm warning him that his behavior of putting in the bare minimum required effort is retarded from a financial perspective.
Plus let's say someone does decide they want to break in, now Mr. Blart is distracted fapping to waifus instead of being alert and he gets gang raped by Tyron and his Big Lipped crew.
>>320731852
>assumptions
please stop already, a 12 years old is not in a position to warn anyone of anything
>>320731958
>a 12 years old is not in a position to warn anyone of anything
Child soldiers doing nightwatch in the heart of Africa would disagree
the fuck is all this faggotery, the facility ill be working at is fenced harder than a prison, all i gotto do is look at the cameras once in a while and do a patrol once in a while, meanwhile i can read or jerk off or play slow mostly turn based games that wont fully require my concentration, plus the management wants the guards to read or do shit on their phones as long as they look at the cameras from time to time and do the patrols so you wont fall asleep like a retard
>>320731040
>>320731331
>>320731405
>>320731852
>>320732202
you've clearly never had a job mate
ITT: OP gets his first job and then criticizes all of /v/ for not knowing what it's like
Autism
>>320732202
>implying all soldiers are not child soldiers because next to god we are all children
Dumbass.
>>320731412
This right here, honestly.
I imagine most of the invalids on /v/ have never worked anymore prestigious than a wal-mart or mcdonalds. Maybe a few lucky ones have made it to being an assistant manager at wendys or something, YAY for them.
Fuck them op, they don't understand. Welcome to a higher level. Security is a damned important job and these faggots will never understand that we have different expectations and requirements. We are on an entirely different tier.
>>320732861
>this job is more important so it's ok to fuck off
ITT: poorfag basement neets trying to justify their existence vs rich working master race
>>320733509
You are paid to move boxes and grunt at the drive-thru microphone. We are paid for our time, attention and mental capacity. We are not 'fucking off' as you might try to do behind the stock shelves, we are keeping ourselves alert and attentive so we can see to our duties.
>>320733964
>We are paid for our time, attention and mental capacity
too busy playing vidya to notice a wild pack of negroes looting the building.
>>320734385
you're /pol/ tier autistic, do you live in Detroit or something, or just trying to sound as edgy as you can?
>>320734613
>trying to change the subject
Weird, who'd have thought that a guy that's too lazy to do his job would also be too lazy to admit that he's too lazy to do his job. Mind is blown.
>>320734794
nice assumptions faggot, im not lazy, the word doesnt require me to do shit, though... are you upset because you're jealous? explains your autism, keep raging while i sit here do nothing, play video games and make money
>>320734794
>job is so sit down for thirty minutes, get up and patrol, then sit down again
>repeat for eight hours
>do so exactly
>somehow not doing his job
Haha, okay.
>>320727284
>how do you go about landing a job like that
Google. Get your monkey ass on google and--
Actually, scratch that. If you can't even figure that out, you should stay on the dole. Even Jaqwuaniqua can figure it out.
This thread is proof /v/ is full of NEET faggots who dont know what the real world is like
Hearthstone
I play games like CoC, crusaders quest etc
>>320735312
>>320735334
fuck forgot about hearthstone, and thanks, will look into those games
if you're browser is updated you can try summonstrike.com - it's a turn based game.
take a book with you, OP
>>320732407
Smart management. The stupidest management will have their guards disallowed from taking any kind of entertainment media with them to work. That's when trouble starts. Especially in overnight shifts. When they have 5-10 minutes of actual work per hour, and the rest of it down time? That's when the trouble starts. That's when they get creative. Security work doesn't attract intelligent people. It attracts the people you don't want thinking creatively.
>>320735482
i do have books and plan to read them, but reading a book for 8 hours gets tiresome after a while
Campus security reporting in.
Point and clicks keep me from going insane.
>>320735539
This guy gets it. Playing video games at work when you work graveyard shift security isn't the same as playing video games at work when you're supposed to be making hamburgers. You're not being paid to be productive as a security guard, you're mostly just being paid as an insurance requirement.
Another night time security guy here.
Tfw druggies wont stop trying to shank each other while I'm trying to chill with Civ 5
>>320736336
Hotel security?
>>320728143
>used to work part time as a cleaner
>start around 5:00 to 7:00 daily before the employers started their day
>that office with nightshift guards
>each of them was active hitting on women online in vague chatrooms
>chatrooms I visited as a kid when I first discovered the internet
>chatrooms filled with men looking for sex with young girls
>the revelation..
I am actually glad OP is looking for some vidya. Most of those guys probably hit on women and jerked off in a corner all night long.
>>320736406
Literally "keep druggies from killing each other security".
I wish I lived in the US where it would be legal to just let these cunts sleep on the street and die.
>>320736692
Oh. Homeless shelter. Yeah, we try that in the US from time to time, but they get shut down a lot. Bleeding heart liberals never have to deal with the messes they create when they pass laws to build the damn things. It's always thrown into someone else's lap while they fuck off to their ivory tower to circlejerk about what wonderful people they've been with other people's money and labor.
Check my 9
>>320737713
Oh look. The asshurt shitter from earlier is trying to derail a dying thread.
>>320738585
Why are YOU butthurt hes trying to derail a dead thread?
>>320738883
I'm pointing out the frivolity in his actions, you mong.
Go take your fucking Flintstones vitamins and brush your teeth.
So, what're the qualifications for nighttime security work? I'd love to have a job like that, especially since it'd give me time to get my college work done, and take care of my Strat game backlog.
>>320739078
Depends on your state.
Usually you cannot have any felony convictions. No misdemeanor for shit like trespassing or theft. No domestic violence convictions. Be able to pass a drug screen. Have a minimum of a GED.
>>320726453
Shin megam tensei 1 & 2 and Kyuuyaku megami tensei
so comfy
>>320727156
>>320728143
you know that night guards very extremely rarely ever have anything to do right? you might have to do some sort of patrol but even then you wont find anything 99% of the time. the 1% of the time you do find something its probably a homeless person or some shit.
>>320740305
Don't bother. It's typical /v/irgins being salty as shit because someone's not in the same shit situation they're in. Crabs in a fucking bucket.
