Adventure Thing, part 21
- Home
- Board: /v/ - Video Games
- Reading: Adventure Thing, part 21
Oh shit nigger, you're a little thief. Your mission is to steal the King's crown
What do you do?
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
I steal the King's crown.
>>320688887
check stats
steal painting
>still starts every thread with 'nigger'
wow really helps foster that friendly and fun atmosphere your threads are so clearly aiming for
Punch self in face
>>320689018
Darn, it's too high up
>>320689087
Shut up nigger
>>320689229
Steal a ladder
>>320689229
Punch self in face
How come the people that do these can never draw well?
>>320689229
Steal someone's height
>>320689229
That other guy got a nine but I'm gonna reply anyways to make the thread seem more lively, which it already is really.
>>320689342
Are you stupid?
>>320689229
look under the kings robe for hidden loot
>>320689279
>>320689342
People who can draw well have better things to do with their time
>>320689469
Seduce guard.
>>320689342
The point of this shit isn't to be Picasso tier, it's to be entertaining. Also these threads would never get anywheres if someone was taking too much time drawing perfectly.
>>320689469
Now use ladder to steal kings crown.
Check stats
>>320689469
Focus your inner dick ass to steal the crown.
>>320689469
Stab him in the face with the ladder
>>320689549
Dangit, it's stuck
>>320689426
OH BURN!
>>320689773
EAT SHIT AND DIE
>>320689773
Ask for it nicely
>>320689773
Use some elbow grease. If you don't have any, check the royal pantry; they might have a jar lying around.
>>320689773
Ask the poopy headed king why he glued his hat on.
Steal the king's replacement crown
>>320689773
Rub some spit in it to help it slide.
>>320689773
Ask the apprentice wizard for advice (he needs a cameo)
>>320689773
Use your special sauce to get it loose.
>>320689869
"Now that's rude. Where are your parents?"
>>320690064
"in the dungeons"
>>320690064
Ignore King and pull out your trusty Adhesive Remover. Every thief worth their grain has got one on hand at all times.
Pickpoket him
>>320690064
W-w-w-w-where are your parents? baka
>>320690064
"MY PARENTS ARE DEAD."
>>320690127
"And shouldn't you be in bed already? It's late"
>>320690378
Splash his eyes with it
>>320690378
ask him to tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story
>>320689469
Don't worry drawnon I've always liked your artstyle.
>>320690378
Use your patented smoke screen to cloud the kings vision while you remove the crown.
>>320690378
Darn, the remover is expired.
Give up and go to bed for the night
>>320690378
Get to crown removal.
>>320690449
"Little girls shouldn't be throwing weird liquid at Monarchs."
He dodged
>>320690681
Steal the liquid back into ye flask.
>>320690681PANIC
>>320690681
Little girls shouldn't be listening to what creepy old men say either.
>>320690681
Dad never seems to fail, we need to aspire to be more like him.
>>320690681
Steal his beard and mustache. It's the source of his true power.
>>320690681
distract him with a jojo pose
>>320690681
The adhesive remover boomerangs back and hits his crown.
All according to plan
>>320690681
Well, painted-on monarchs shouldn't be dodging liquids thrown by little girls.
>>320690681
Little does the King know that this liquid is homing enchanted by the little girl wizard!
It turns around toward the crown!
>>320690728
"Oh well, go back to your parents already. I'm going to bed"
>>320691069
ask him to read you a bedtime story
>>320691069
follow him
>>320691069
This is too difficult, we need some help.
Search out other little girl party members.
>>320691069
Haha yes, go to bed foolish King, for little do you know that is when I plan to make my next move...
>>320691069
Teleport behind him.Unsheath your katana
Take this!
>>320691069
shout that you have a secret to tell him, but he has to lean down so you can whisper it in his ear
>>320691069
Unfortunately, the Royal bedroom is guarded.
>>320691069
Wait till he sleeps and sneak in to steal crown
>>320691069
His back is turned. Now's our chance. Steal the painting, remove the crown from it, then replace the painting.
>>320691069
While you were distracting the king your dad was already halfway across the city with the crown
>>320691069
We better steal that painting.
>>320691189
His bedroom is guarded, so how will you sneak in?
>>320691448
Steal the guards.
>>320691448
With style
>>320691448
charm the guard
>>320691448
dazzle guard with jojo pose
>>320691448
Use the power dad taught you
>>320691448
check for any potential windows, backdoors, hidden exits etc
>>320691448
Jump on one of the guards like a face hugger and hope he stumbles backwards to break open the door.
>>320691448
You don't
Steal the potted plant and pack it in for now.
>>320691448
Go find knights armor and waltz in Hitman™style.
>>320691860
guards dazzle back
>>320691860
The guards join in! Now's our chance!
>>320691860
The pose causes you to shrink in size. You walk in right under the door.
>>320691860
The guards strike poses back at you.
>>320691860
Pose down the hallway until guards are blind.
>>320691860
Dazzle harder
>>320691860
Posewalk towards them
>>320691903
>320691860 rerolling
Ask uncle Rannie from dragon's crown to unlock the backdoor for you
>>320691928
But since you're so tiny now, it's gonna be quite a while until you reach the door.
>>320692140
Pose to the door.
>>320692140
Hum a tune to pass the time.
>>320692140
use rope darts
>>320692140
befriend a cockroach to be your trusty steed
>>320692140
Ride a flying ant
>>320692140
Unfortunately the pose shrink runs out before you do.
You regrow to normal size in front of the guards
Get out your trusty motorcycle and book it
>>320692471
Guards are scared of cockroaches and run away.
>>320692471
OH GOD A COCKROACH, SMASH IT
>>320692471
"Is that a cockroach?" The guard then crushes it with his polearm or whatever weapon he was carrying.
We dive off in the nick of time
>>320692471
There are tiny guardsmen atop mice near the door!
They block your way!
>>320692471
give your cockroach friend a name
>>320692471
Get under the kings bed and grow back to full size.
Ride the cockroach up a guards leg, and into his ass
>>320692548
Trusty steed lost
>>320692787
his friend chastises him for killing an innocent life
>>320692787
Scurry under the door before you get crushed too
>>320692787
Continue our micro journey to the door.
>>320692787
mourn him
>>320692787
....aaannndd the shrink wears off.
>>320692787
Grab a mouse to use instead
>>320692787
Climb onto guards shoulder and covertly whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
>>320692787
Steal the guard'ssoul.
>>320692787
kill jester
>>320693072
POSE!
>>320693072
Oh shit! Shrink malfunction! Shrink malfunction!
>>320693072
NOSE!
>>320693072
guard is incapacitated
>>320693072
Whoops, head into the Kings room before he recovers.
>>320693072
pose
>>320693072
now's our chance! Hide in the shadows and look really badass
>>320693072
Booutifal.
Quick, sap the other guard while he's surprised!
>>320693165
Yes, you do, in fact, have a nose
>>320693370
taser the other gaurd
then strike a pose
>>320693370
My god, I had no idea the dick ass family had a nose.
>>320693370
Stun the other guard with a pose.
>>320693370
Ask to see the guard's nose and stab him in the face when he remove his helmet.
>>320693370
Pick-pocket the guard.
>>320693704
it failed guard punches you
>>320693704
Steal the incoming attack.
>>320693704
No pickpocket his eyes so he can't say he saw anything.
>>320693704
The guard doesn't swing that way.
>>320693704
god is jealous and wants to eat you
>>320693991
you make a squeak noise when you get hit
>>320693991
You fall through the floor to another dimension
>>320693991
Stab him in the balls with your toy knife
>>320693991
Steal the attack.
>>320693991
Guard finds himself mysteriously stabbed
>>320694085
You now hold the power of 1 head clonk in your hand
>>320694239
cry like a little girl (which you are) so that people will pity you
>>320694239
Head clonk yourself and steal that to duplicate head clonks
>>320694239
Save it, who knows when you'll need it.
Steal the guard's workshift.
>>320694239
Pickpocket the guard for his keys and the deed to his house.
>>320694239
you now make chew toy squeak noises when you get hit
>>320688887
who the fuck still allows this shit
it's not videogames, fuck off
>>320694298
"aww man"
>>320694563
Thieves tole the image there
>>320694563
the young prince comes around the corner, it's love at first site, hearts in your eyes>>320694702
>>320694702
He tries to get you to stop with candy.
>>320694495
It's a quest thread game on a video screen.
Therefore, it's video games.
If you don't believe otherwise, please, show us the pic of this thread on your totally not video screen.
>>320694739
He better be damn fine for our lil gurl
>>320694739
hoh boy
>>320694808
He ends up being somehow shorter than Dick Ass Little Thief.
>>320694808
he's rich that's all that matters, he's chubby too
>>320694875
Hysterical
>>320695054
We need to convert the prince to a thief. he's bored of a lavish lifestyle.
>>320695054
Fall in love with / steal the crown.
>>320695054
actually the prince falls in love with dick ass theif girl
>>320695054
Steal his crown and leave a shoe in its place
>>320695054
shalalalal shalalalal
music in the air
>>320695054
Steal his crown, and run off.
You gotta ruminate on these new feelings.
>>320695054
He's got a crown! Go steal it!
>>320695356
"I...I DIDNT STEAL THE CROWN BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING...BAKA"
>>320695356
Retreat to our hideout in the forest.
>>320695356
blush and trip, the prince helps you up,
"I like your cowl"
>>320695356
Welp, quest almost complete.
Find Dad to acquire title of Real Thief.
>>320695356
It was the crown you loved all along.
>>320695356
Oh no, our little girl will be unpure! Terrible! Now I know how a father feels.
>>320695438
How will you respond?
>>320695356
Write him a ransom note so he could come alone to the waterfall behind the castle where you can talk about your feelings and or how to steal his father crown.
Also teach me how to draw pls you make it look so easy
>>320695628
Steal the rest of his clothes then run away blushing heavily.
>>320695628
Fuck off!
>>320695628
Mean older brothers show up to pick on him
>>320695628
Steal his fancy pants and run.
>>320695628
Steal his heartLITERALLY
>>320695628
StabBut gently
>>320695628
I didnt steal your cape because I like you or anything, dont get any ideas!
>>320695628
Steal his curly wig.
We don't know how to show affection in any way than theft.
>>320695549
really? love is the purest thing of all, it's the fear of losing it that stains it.
>>320695549
this
>>320688887
where's the video games
>>320695628
Blush even more
>>320695628
Suddenly, a shockwave knocks him onto you.
>>320695689
Stabbed the prince.
But gently.
>>320696005
Run off while mumbling how you didn't mean to stab him and how you definitely DON'T love him.
>>320695660
>Also teach me how to draw pls you make it look so easy
Alright, first take a piece of paper. Then dip your dick in ink and start humping the paper. Do this until pictures appear.Or you could just doodle everyday
>>320696005
prince is as tought as his father, though
>>320696005
You steal his royal jewels.And heart after running away.
>>320696005
The Prince kicks our chin with his un-stabbed leg
>>320696005
Since you stabbed him in the dick, he dies. Now you can be notorious! And get hot bitch guys! Go to nightclubs for thieves!
>>320696005
freak out.
>>320696090
I'm really terrible at drawing. Like REALLY terrible. I imagine things in my mind and when i try to draw them only shit happens.
>>320696005
you are now determined! to patch up his leg, say it's his fault for making you feel this way
>>320696128
But it was a gentle stab with a toy knife. The prince's royal jewels are unharmed.
And his testicles are fine too.
Retarded powerlevels runs in the royal family.
>>320696339
"I didn't stab you because I like you or anything...baka!"
>>320696339
get up and run away like a lil bitch
>>320696339
Run away with a "Kyaaaaa~"
>>320696339
Roll for stealing hisviriginity
>>320696005
DUDE DID WE JUST STAB THE PRINCE IN THE DICK
>>320696339
Flee, this is getting too cute
go on /v/ and make a thread about video games like this
>>320696339
The princes jewels come in motion because of your gentle stab he blushes very hard and runs away
>>320696339
Damn, this little bitch isn't a thief. Screw her. Dickass dad would be...Extremely disappointed. She cared more for dick than loot.
>>320696419
"wait what"
The guards are alerted
>>320696615
Thieves have stolen the image yet again
>>320696693
Dick ass Thief steals you away from the crime scene and grounds you.
>>320696693
run away being embarrased about what you just said
>>320696486
she's a child and it's her first love, even dickass theif would understand.
>>320696693
steal prince
>>320696693
Dissapear
>>320696693
GO TO COURT
FALSE RAPE CLAIMS
>>320696693
"s-sorry"
>>320696693
Anon is shocked because you never choose him
>>320696798
"THE PRINCE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!"
"SOUND THE ALARM!"
"Welp, I'm retiring, not gonna be here when the King wakes up"
>>320697059
It turns out that the prince is actually a demonic puppy.
>>320697059
back to the hideout treehouse
>>320697059
put prince in cage so we can love him forever and everand ever
>>320697059
The guards then find the entire vault empty of its riches. A note is found on the ground signed by the culprit.
>>320697059
bring him back to dad to evaluate
>>320697059
Prince cries that he doesn't want to leave the Castle
>>320697059
Use the donk on the head on the prince, then continue running.
>>320697059
take him to your house and have a tea party, dad is annoyed you didn't get the crown, you say this is the crown of his loins.
>>320697059
Go back because you forgot his crown on the floor and your dad would never forgive you for leaving loot behind
>>320697143
Are we changing his name to George too?
>>320697059
Lets forcible go on a date with are new boyfriend
>>320697139
"Oh hey dear, heard you're ba---who the hell are you, boy? And what are you doing with my daughter?"
>>320697405
The Prince
>>320697405
It's ok dad, I stole him.
>>320697405
POCKET SAND
>>320697405
"playing....."
"mfmfmmmmfffm." said the gaged prince
>>320697405
Show him the crown you stole
>>320697458
Do not attack the dad.He'd just steal it anyway
>>320697405
I STOLE HIM DAD
ARE YOU PROUD?
>>320697405
"Go away dad you dont understand me"Why can he steal anything but his daughters love
>>320697405
Dad what's in the bag behind you?
>>320697405
Dickass Dad returns him, because he's got a better understanding of danger than we do.
>>320697501
Dad loves shiny things
>>320697405
I'm my own master, dad, gawd
>>320697458
He stole the sand.
"Answer me, boy. Who the hell are you?"
>>320697601
Explain the situation as dad shows off his new metal wand.
>>320697601
explain the situation
>>320697601
Wait. What is Death doing right now?
>>320697601
"mfmmffmmmmfff"
luckily your dad speaks gagged.
>>320697601
Hostage scenario. It's all g daddy-o
>>320697601
prince falls in love with dad
>>320697728
This one
>>320697728
uh oooooooohhhh
teehee
>>320697601
dont wory man I stole him
>>320697647
"Right, so you couldn't steal the King's crown. So you stole the prince's crown instead, and the prince too"
>>320697926
do I get an A+?
>>320697926
Don't forget I stole his virginity too.In the butt.
>>320697926
that's a pretty fucking METAL guitar
>>320697926
convince dad to train him as a thief too
>>320697926
"And he stole my heart"
>>320697959
The prince is now our bitch.
>>320697926
Charisma check asking for ice cream for you and your new boyfriend.
>>320697926
and he's mine forever! we're gonna get married and steal a house and steal some babies and steal their college fund
>>320697926
I also took two pennys from the take a penny leave a penny tray
>>320697926
But daaad his crown was glued and he dodged my anti adhesive
>>320697926
If that guitar exists, where is our pink guitar wielding wizard?
>>320697959
"wait what"
>>320698074
We just don't know.Probably looking for roadies after selling his original ones.
>>320698135
He stole my heart, dad
>>320698135
What's with the guitar?
>>320698135
With a toy knife
>>320698135
Hey Dad, threesome?
>>320698135
OH SHIT WE CAN AN EYE! THIS IS NOT GOOD.
>>320698135
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DADDY, I LOVE HIM!and his money and power.
>>320698135
I don't really know what virginity means
>>320698198
"Oh I got it from a wizard that I did a collab album with. I heard he--HEY, DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT"
>>320698135
I mean he stole my virginity! My hands virginity...
>>320698421
"what is virginity btw?"
>>320698421
can we keep him? I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and I will call him george
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JlVqfC8-UI
>>320698421
like you stole my poker sand,
I stole his virginity, what's so hard about that jesus!?
>>320698421
Oh shit! Dad! You've sprouted a second head!
>>320698449
Isn't it a crown?
>>320698421
>>320698449
We stabbed him in the leg, tha's what it means, right?
>>320698421
To avoid the subject try and get dad to ramble on about on of his great thieving exploits.
>>320698421
I heared you could steal virginity so i guess i did when i stole him. Can we sell it?
>>320698421Nice animation Paladin
Are we in auto sage mode?
>>320698610
looks like it
>>320698421
Do you use a mouse or a tablet?
>>320698610
Oh no!Damn it
>>320698449
"Well, it's uuuuh... like a....wel...hmmmm"
>>320698610
the man can only draw that fast
>>320698610
Did we get reported for having fun?
>>320698714
It's when I stabbed him with my knife, right?
>>320698590what animation
>>320698714
Can I have yours daddy?
>>320698714
Present dad the prince's crown to change the subject.
>>320698714
Is it like that weird guy who jammed the very expensive golden gazzilion coin sword in a rock that free for anyone to take but no ones taken it for some reason?
>>320698725
This is /v/. What do you think?
>>320698714
Well OP, since mods propably don't want us to continue and seems like they don't want to ban you again, how about we save game and call it a day?
>>320698714
" It's not like I like him I just wanted to steal his virginity, b-baka "
>>320698714
All of a sudden the sky turns black
>>320698714
Go on, explain.
>>320698714
just kidding
but he stole my heart
>>320698714
suddenly soldiers
new thread when?
>>320698714
Go ask mom about it
>>320698786
"AH YES! AHA! VERY GOOD FAVOURITE DAUGHTER OF MINE! CONGRATS ON YOUR MISSION! YES! LET US CELEBRATE THIS ACCHIEVEMENT AND NOT TALK ABOUT WHATEVER WE WERET ALKING ABOUT. I FORGOT IT ALREADY, HAHA."Autosaged, so game saved?
>>320698960
Yes
>>320698960
Just dont start a new game with new thread and continue this one
also >>320698687
>>320698960
No
The sky turns black and a foul stench wafts through the air
>>320698960
yeah, let's start a new thread in like an hour, mods and funburglars will be asleep by then since they're all burgers
>>320698960
I vote we play it safe
try again later
>>320698960
TIME TO CELEBRATE UP IN THIS BITCH
>>320698960
Good night sweetnotapaladin.
>>320699028
too many burgers
but yeah try again in an hour
>>320698960
If they wanted this thread gone they could have just deleted it, why do they have to toy with us like this
>>320699009
"YES! LET US SAVE GAME AND CONTINUE LATER! HUZZAH!"Tablet, I like to hold long hard shafts in my handUpdates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>320699196
Dick ass thief acting completely out of character
>>320699196
Which one do you use? Can i buy something dirt cheap for starter use?
>>320699256
the shock was too much
>>320699256
He's with his daughter dude. He cant be a dick ass to his own daughter.
Till next time.
>>320699257
"OP uses a wacom intuous 5 touch. But you can start cheap, it doesn't matter"
>>320699256
Dickass Daughter is his one weakness
>>320699423
So what, thread in an hour or a few days?
>>320699423
THAT THING COST 300 DOLLARYDOOS
>>320699423
>wacom intuous 5 touch
Woah that shit is expensive as fuck.
>>320699423
Rich ass thief
>>320699423
start up again in an hour
>>320699515
he will propably post on his twitter
Anyone else getting tired of medieval adventures? I would happily take an adventure in urban city again, or maybe something like Dudes n Xenos.
