Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted?
>>320598684
Are you asking me?
>that slight blush
hhnggg
>cat eyes
into the trash
>>320598734
no the other guy
>>320598794
they're snake eyes you pleb
>>320598832
same shit different toilet you nigger
>>320598857
Okay, if all eyes are the 'same shit differen toilet' then what were you expecting? Two eyepatches?
>>320598684
> patting her on the head
> giving a clap to her hips
> Mickey Mouse hands with skeleton thin fingers
Is this what the japanese really believe?
>>320598684
YES! I WANT HIKAGE!
>>320598684
head rubbing/patting is not as effective as i was lead to believe
>>320598981
you're doing it wrong
>>320598910
>Two eyepatches
Now that's moe.
green hair and yellow eyes is pretty much the best combo
>>320598949
japanese virgins and weeaboos are extremely disconnected to the real world. they really have no idea. so this "retarded girl petting simulator" is perfect for them
Head patting is something only children like.
This is retarded. This is an adult female, so you're supposed to throw money at her or give gifts to get a kiss.
>>320599049
>>320599154
mirai is objectively the worst senran
>>320598684
>Asking to hold hands
>>320598684
Does the kiss require touchscreen? Spill it out, how many of you fags actually slobber on the screen?
>>320599086
all the girls in senran kagura are in high school.
>>320599246
The vita one probably, the PS4 one has mickey mouse because the touchscreen on the ps4 pad sucks ass.
>>320599263
>all the girls in senran kagura are in high school.
>>320598832
Most snakes have circular pupils.
Only vipers have slit pupils.
>>320599263
Money and gifts still apply at that age.
Head patting is for 4 year olds.
>>320599086
They're not 3D whores that only put out in exchange for money and/or material possessions.
>>320599263
So you're a fucking pedophile then?
All I ever wanted was Daidouji, so yeah I'm doing pretty good.
>>320599330
She's super dumb and never went past the second year of school
>>320599086
you're supposed to touch her sides lightly
fuckin virgins
They added it?
PRAISE BE! PRAISE THE LORD!
I
LOVE
HIKAGE
>>320599619
she only loves me though
>>320599340
he looks sad as fuck
>>320599060
I mean, at least one person involved in the production of this game had to have a gf or something and called them out on it. Not necessarily the devs, maybe someone in marketing. Last time I heard they haven´t started cloning all babies in japan.
>>320599086
>Head patting is something only children like.
literally nobody likes it
children just cant say no so they play along until they're old enough
>>320599875
That's totally rape. Don't teach your daughters how to not get head patted, teach your sons how to not headpat.
>>320599671
can i have your permission to rub her head
>>320599671
I'm cucking you, anon
>>320599875
my gf is short, so besides using her as an arm rest to lean on i occasionally pat her head. Shes moe so she blushes and and also sometimes passes out when i attempt to hold hands with her and such.
i think she is autistic, its probably because she has lived an extremely sheltered life.
>>320599950
I was THIS close to replying seriously, 8/10
>>320600209
If she passes out from holding hands, what happens when you fuck?
>>320598684
I must be the only person in the world that enjoyed the 3DS games for the gameplay first and foremost. They were brilliantly fun beat em ups.
>first it was hand holding
>now it's also head patting
What's next? Making eye contact? Exchanging smiles?
>>320599875
>mfw I actually like head pats
>>320598684
I dunno. Can you kiss Kagura too?Loli form.
>>320600308
Actually if you plug in a PS4 camera they track your face and directly stare at you.
>>320600403
She's not a selectable character, she's just an accessory. You can technically equip her on any senran and try to place her directly infront of a senransface.
>>320599404
except shes taken
>>320600452
Yeh I know. A shame you can't break her either.
>>320600404
I'm sorry i asked.I just think this whole purity thing has gotten a little old. But i suppose it's just Japan being Japan.
>>320600281
She probably lies there with her head on the pillow, looking sideways, the legs spread and passed out.
Just like in my yakuza-produced porn webms
Headpats are a japanese social construct
Foot massages, though? Now that's effective, damn son
>>320600303
I like them more too, but mostly because I'm addicted to sidescrollers and not a big fan of 3d arena fighters
>>320600754
It depends on the girl. But you have a point.
What ever happened to sexy back rubs?
Or shoulder+neck massages?
Bitches love that shit.
>>320598949
>>320599060
>>320599714
It's not meant to be taken seriously you fucking mongoloids. It's just a silly little thing added in a update.
>>320598684
THEY LISTENED!
BRAISE JEBUS!
>>320601094
Sorry that I am not following the production of gf simulators and entered this as my first thread on the subject matter Mr. Pantyquest 5 Wiki editor.
>>320601263
Feel free to buy a gallon of bleach and drink it.
>>320599340
No they definately are snake eyes. They just are unless somebody is shining a very bright light right in front of her eyes.
>>320601337
do not do this it will kill you
>>320598684
could you please stop posting this every day and go back to your containment board?
>>320600209
>posting lies
>on an anonymous imageboard
shiggy
>>320601094
>"it's not serious, so you're not allowed to criticize it!"
So what? You want me to tell you that my opinions on the matter aren't serious either and you'd be okay with that?
>>320600541
Snek a cute
>>320599714
The head producer is married and has kids.
Pretty sure he doesn't give a fuck about being "realistic".
>>320601380
/v/ is the containment board for videogames
>>320601414
You don't see me coming into a thread about a game I know nothing about and shitting on a feature shown out of context and everyone who plays it because of it. do you?
Whom are they kissing?
>>320601678
Me.
>>320601678
You
>>320601678
Him
>>320601678
Can you repeat the question?
>>320601678
her
>Murakumo kiss
>she has to kneel down
>tfw your waifu is taller than you
>>320601380
The patch came out like 5 hours ago. It would be hard to post this without traveling back in time.
>>320601831
Sorry, I don't know that feel, Manly Tears
>>320598684
kiss the snek
>>320601526
I see you do this all of the time, anon.
Don't lie to me.I'm not any of the schmucks who responded above. I'm just trying to yank your chain, playing the doubles advocate.
>>320601678
A black guy.
>>320601831
lmao manlets, when will they learn?
>>320601831
Is that you,Todd?
>>320598684
What does Hikage's lips taste like?
>>320601918
This has to be an edit.
>>320601984
venom
>>320601984
Lemon lime lip chap
>>320601984
Like snake.
>>320601984
miia
>>320601918
That's not a manlet, that's an underage boy you pedophile.
>>320601984
Agony
>>320602446
BAH GOD KING ITS STONE COLD
>>320602179
Oh wow, I've been waiting my whole life to do pathetic weeaboo things to generic moe blob girl! Thank god this has its own thread.
>>320600308
FUCK WHY
