Was it Miranda's face people had a problem with? I remember reading a lot of comments about how she looked weird/ugly.
>>320408738
That webm is fucking stupid she looks retarded and not in the good aheago way imvhmo
She looks like Michael Jackson. dat ass tho
>>320408892
I like both
Faggots had a problem with her.
>>320408738
Miranda looks like Yvonne Strahovski taking the Michael Jackson surgery.
I've noticed that Bioware is shit at trying to create attractive characters.
>>320408738
Bioware is shit at making faces in general OP
>>320408738
The problem is that she wasn't Liara, best girl in the series.
>>320409575
Miranda was fugly
Ashley was based on a literal tranny apparently
The only attractive ME girl was Tali, and you couldn't even see her fucking face.
>Looking at Miranda's face
>>320409575
>>320409662
Sometimes they do good in my opinion
>>320409704
>what is jack
She is literally perfect
>>320409794
>sometimes they do good
I take it your pic wasn't related?
>>320409681
you mean worst. literally the worst race in ME
>>320408738
As you can see here >>320408892
>He-Man jaw
>Nose slightly too wide
>Mouth slightly too wide
>Cheekbones look too stark and bony
Honestly, besides the manjaw, it's mostly a bunch of small flaws that pile up on the preexisting uncanny valley trap of her design and end up making her look weird. Probably because the ME2 and ME3 designers wanted a more "realistic looking" woman but didn't realize that stylization existed for a reason.
>>320409884
>shit taste detected
>>320409786
i'd investigate that if you know what i mean
>>320409961
POO
>>320408892
u mean pic related isn't hot
'cause that's the face
and the voice also
the voice and the ass were the best parts but your picture really is horrendous
>>320409575
wasn't much different to be honest family
>>320408738
She looks like a fucking Michael Jackson.
>>320408738
Because real looking people have no business being in video games.
>>320410172
U mean miranda actually looks like her to you?
Because that is an insult to Yvonne.
>>320408738
Clearly hot. All that needs to be said.
>>320408892
>le generic animu face is so much better lol XD
She literally looks like a 12 year old in the second pic.
Then again I bet you like that you sick fuck.
>>320409575
Morrigan was pretty cute in Inquisition
>>320409794
sorry m8
stopped giving a shit about Bioware after the shitstorm called ME3 was released
so maybe they made some decent faces since then idk
>>320408738
maybe
Miranda was ugly and annoying, good thing I managed to get her killed before the series ended.
>>320409794
>good
>this
She's perfect IRL
>>320408738
the game makes a big deal about her being genetically engineered to be perfect and beautiful, but she has a fucking ugly manface
>>320410490
fuck no.
I just wish someone would do SFM with her that doesn't use that overtly exaggerated garry's mod style face animations.
>>320408738
She looks like one of those fucking monsters from Amnesia.
>>320410490
She was pretty much the only moderately attractive woman in the game, which is funny since she was pretty mediocre looking in Origins + Bioware's SJW agenda to make women ugly.
would've been great if she actually looked like yvonne other than that breddy gud
>>320410572
b-bazinga?
>>320408738
Maybe it had to do with the fact that she is from one of the shittiest AAA games of all time. The only games shittier are the dragon age games.
>>320410341
>U mean miranda actually looks like her to you?
yeah
mirmir has slightly larger and higher cheekbones and a different hairline, but apart from that and the hair color they look pretty damn similar
>>320410475
that face is neither animu nor teen looking,
I'd say she's around 20
>>320410572
that I can give you
>>320408738
>>320410490
She looks like a bootleg Lulu
>>320410715
>He doesn't think cassandra is cute
y'all a buncha homogays
>>320409681
I think you mean most boring, with her generic love interest personality in ME1, her freckles which are supposed to make her look moe and her monotone voice.
>>320410976
this
>>320408738
I think it's less that she was ugly/weird, and more the fact that her main expression made her look like she's half asleep, reading a not too good but nice book throughout the entire game.
>>320408892
Is that a mod? Where can I get it. I hate looking at her face in the game
>>320410663
Morrigan always looked like a whore tranny. Caking th emakeup to make up for lack of proper sex appeal.
>>320410973
She was pretty good-looking in DA2 somehow. In Cisquisition she's a tranny.
>>320410971
That's because she is.
>>320408892
Left looks like Michael Jackson.
>>320410973
>short hair
>heterosexual (aka tumblr assmad that she is not interested)
>cute
Cassandra on that top-tier game.
>>320411291
And neither were attractive at all.
how is it that mass effect spawned so much porn? cant just be "hot alien gurls omg"
>>320408738
I think Liara, Jack, Jacob, and of course Sheploo all had their faces based on real people but didn't look like shit.
I have no idea why Miranda is so ugly. It's like they used a model of Yvonne's head distorted by water.Someone post the picture of the jap woman in the bag of water please
>>320411412
That's because you're a girl and girls don't love girls. It's the only explanation because no male would have such a shit opinion as to say lulu and DA:I Morrigan aren't attractive.
>>320409069
Like a character from a dreamworks film
>>320410490
>Modeled after Cosplayer/Community manager
I really hate bioware and their decisions
>>320411589
Close, but I am actually homosexual. Regardless, Morrigan and Lulu still looks like Romanian whores.
>>320410572
>Her leaked nudes
Was a good day
>>320411589
None of the characters in these game are attractive and it's not a matter of the women looking more or less like women or men. They're just plain poorly modeled. All of the women are uncanny valley shit.
>>320411741
If you're a fag your opinions on females are invalid.
>>320411509
>all that asari futanari porn
>>320411509
It's the attachment to the characters, we are still talking about a 3 game series that most of us played. Even Wrex and James Vega has a sizeable amount of porn.
>>320408738
>>320408892
What an ugly, gross whore scum.
>>320410572
thats that one bitch from dexter
>>320411845
I'm a homosexual woman to be specific, retard.
>>320411509
because they arguably built the best game lore in history
>>320411509
Because Mass Effect was big with the tumblrinas, and say what you will about them but they shit out r34 like it's the key to wiping out da patriarchy.
>Still no Asari Hanar porn game
>>320412010
How is that not a fag
>>320412010
>lesbian
oh well that's worse then.
I could go into why Miranda is literally the shittiest "character" in the Mass Effect series and was a pivotal point that signaled the death of Bioware's writing, but I've done that enough already.
I'll just leave it at "Fuck Miranda.
>>320412010
faggot
>>320412140
>Miranda
>Not Jacob the walking stereotype
>>320412140
Most characters in ME3 get worse than her. Pretty much as soon as you talk to him on Mars, Martin Sheen is way worse than Miranda.
>Miranda SFM porn
It tends to be either fantastic stuff or just plain awful. There's no middle ground.
you're on 4chan where people spend their time jerking off to anime all day so they have problems with relatively normal looking females and think every character has to be made by japan fap fuel standards
>>320412140
You didn't close your quote you son of a bitch. That's like saying
Gosub, Start
Start
{
Script
...
Doesn't that make you squirm?
>>320409961
Pajeet?
>>320411904
this image cracked me up kekitty
>>320412371
FUCK YOU
CLOSE THAT BRACKET YOU ASSHOLEI caught it after I posted it, my bad.
>>320412062
but i thought porn was degrading to women or something? is it okay if it's two women?
also
>so much inflation porn
>>320410572
Fucking This, why didn't they just render her character exactly as she looks IRL? Literally a solid 10 gone to waste
>>320412319
No idea how that fixes Miranda's horrible manjaw but do carry on lol
>>320410973
I always thought she has a dick.
>>320408738
bioware's "progression" from miranda was so amazing
>oh her teeth hideous on purpose
>that's not a mistake on our part
>we wanted to make a flaw in perfection
>like marilyn's mole
>that just made it look more perfect
>there is beauty in ugliness
and then every model they made after that took their concept of that last line and fucking put rocket engines on it
>>320408738
people like this face?
>>320412486
Because bioware
>>320412486
because Bioshit can't do anything right, have you seen their fucking animations?
>>320412486
because they lost the technology to properly do it apparently, like Vanderloo Shepard is spot on
>>320412462
It's called hypocritical thinking. It's ok for them to make porn for their own titillation but if anyone else does then it is considered to be misogynistic.
Similar to how it's ok for blacks to say nigger but any other race can't.
>>320412748
This isn't fucking 40k how did they lose the technology? Though Vanderloo Shepard is very attractive. No homo
>>320412462
There's actually an interesting schism between the sex positive and sex negative SJW crowd, but even the sex positive crowd it will come down to something like "women aren't degraded by porn, they're degraded by CIS gendered heterosexual white makes who appropriate culture for their patriarchal rape machine".
>>320413015
>"women aren't degraded by porn, they're degraded by CIS gendered heterosexual white makes who appropriate culture for their patriarchal rape machine".
it's gibberish like a chinese person trying to use english for the first time
>>320412062
Miranda's an 8/10 and /v/ likes to imagine rejecting attractive women because they know the reverse would be true.
>>320412462
Why does /v/ openly and voluntarily display their ignorance over something they attack so passionately?
>>320411736
Was she really, though, or did people jump to that conclusion after seeing the community manager in cosplay?
>>320413181
Is there an extremist cult that isn't based on gibberish?
>>320413707
you mean tumblr? i don't really pay attention to them/it
they're like flies gotta swat em away or they'll buzz around your head annoying you
the internet can be a strange and exciting place pic related
>>320413885
more
>>320413876
Yes, the community manager has a birthmark on her face, Morrigan has the same ones, which she didn't have in Origins
>>320413885
I wonder... Is her face based on a an actual face?
If so. Then how do the actors feel when they see all these webms of their characters?
>>320413876
no she wasn't, anon is spouting nonsense.
>>320414106
Jillian Murray iirc
>>320412609
She's the most girly character in cisquition.
>>320411372
This.
>>320410420
kek
>>320414064
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>320414217
Has any of the actors say anything about all the porn?
>>320414293
Im pretty sure thats Dorian
>>320414293
>replying to retards
why
>>320414383
WHAMUU
>>320410490
<Morrigan disapproves (-5)>
>>320411835
Yep, going to have to ask for someone to kindly post or link these.
>>320408892
I've heard there is a mod to fix her face in game but I've never actually seen one
>>320414106
>tfw when you'll be Yvonne Strahovski sitting at home jamming giant dragon dildos in every one of your orifices while you watch your digital self get gangbanged by a pack of Varrens
>>320414540
>>320412789
Explain straight male tumblr porn artists like Noill. Except for Dworkin type feminazis porn is fine unless it's rapey.
>>320409961
>>320409961
no
>>320408892
>Them bedroom eyes on the right
I can't resist
>>320408892
>this will never be a mod
>>320414596
I don't think its possible to mod their faces actually
Bioware can make attractive women, they just choose not to.
>>320414864
>rapey.
u wot
>>320412462
Anon, a love between two girls is the purest form of it.
>>320412462
Shit, Liara wears it way better.
>>320414427
I wonder what GoT actors think about this,
http://hastebin.com/napepogafu.avrasm
>>320415685
>>320414217
>Ashley is modeled after a tranny
>Tali is a shitty photoshopped stock image
>Liara is based on this babe
Liara confirmed for best waifu
>>320414427
The actual devs found some of Fugtrup's ME3 porn and apparently messaged him on Steam about it and apparently found it hilarious. He posted screencaps but this is years old.
>>320415764
It's not gay if it's two vaginas and titties, you fucking homo nerd.
And that's not even why it's purest love.
>>320414687
>>320410475
>generic animu face
You mean a face that more closely resembles the woman who Miranda was supposed to be modeled after? >>320410572
Shut the fuck up next time, shitbird.
>>320415980
>this fucking post
holy shit yuri fags are terrible.
>>320415841
Liara was only cute in ME1 tho.
>>320416140
I bet you think feminine penises are an actual concept.
>>320415841
>>Ashley is modeled after a tranny
I wish this was more than just a meme.
>>320416203
>yuri fag tries to make other posters even larger faggots than he is
nah, I don't even fully understand what that is, but nah.
you're a fucking loser.
>>320415745
I wish one of them would say something about these.
>>320412462
>you will never make sweet love to an asari
>you will never make sweet love to a female twi'lek
>>320416362
>I'm t-totally not gay! That's why I have to make fun of someone who's attracted to females
Fag.
>>320412010
so yeah how are you not a faggot then
>>320412060
>arguably
Now that's an understatement.
>>320416195
Bullshit. She was just more autistic.
>>320416421
>sweet love
I think they mindfuck you actually
>>320416421
i wasn't ready for those feels anon
also i could never figure out if ash really was based on a tranny or if that was just a meme
>>320416195
she looks the same in all the games
>>320415980
>It's not gay if it's two vaginas and titties
what the fuck
>>320416421
>you will never just travel around the galaxy fucking hot alien women
God damn, the Prone in Xenoblade. I don't care about their weird lamprey mouths, those thighs are so damn thick and delicious.
>>320415745
>>320416364
Well nobody is making any new GoT SFM porn because they get hit with C&Ds, so HBO's lawyers know about it.
Which means there is a good chance that the actresses involved know about it too.
>>320416571
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THAT IS SWEET LOVE
>>320416560
>>320416638
No, it's true. It looks she aged 20 years after ME1.
>>320416743
Yeah but its kind of fake
>>320416773
I don't see it, m8. ME1 just had shittier graphics.
>>320416724
>Well nobody is making any new GoT SFM porn because they get hit with C&Ds, so HBO's lawyers know about it.
dont scare me like that anon
>remember the old Bioware forums where lesbians (or at the very least yuri faggots) waged a shtiposting war against anyone who romanced Liara as a maleshep
>calling it "rape" and saying that Bioware should make Liara available only to fanfictionshepard
the glory days of shitposting and ruining some assmad lesbians night with a simple image.
>>320417119
>remember the old Bioware forums where lesbians (or at the very least yuri faggots) waged a shtiposting war against anyone who romanced Liara as a maleshep
but why?
>>320417017
And a different facial shape with a less square jaw. And pink lips. And not so wrinkly/scaly looking.
But that might be an artstyle thing because fucking everyone in Mass Effect has square manjaws
>>320416421
>Twi'lek
>Not based Togruta
>>320417119
>fanfictionshepard
i actually liked femshep
>>320416724
>>320417076
Any uh, source to this GoT SFM porn? I need to inspect the quality of it.
>>320417076
No I'm serious, all of Flash's GoT shit is ded and gone for a reason and there hasn't been a new one in months.
You think people aren't making new Dany dickgirl porn because they don't want it?
The GoT porn was the first time normies found about about rule34, because of tards like the "journalist" who wrote the article below the GoT porn got lots of exposure and HBO got pissed.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/how-hbo-unwittingly-helped-create-insanely-hardcore-game-of#.haMKlR
Yeah, this guy actually posted a bunch of GoT Rule34 on Buzzfeed and then cashed his paycheck.
>>320417309
Togruta are more wife material, but true.
>>320408892
>>320417397
this world is a terrible place and I hate everything
>>320417309
>>320417476
My nigga
>>320417556
Is this Xena the warrior princess final form?
>>320417297
I don't see it. The newer games just hade more details. And better eyes.
>>320417309
Twi'lek are better, get out.
I never played Mass Effect but I can definately say Miranda Lawson is one of the most sexy vidya gaym girls I've ever seen.
>Not linking man jaws
Are you guys gay or something?
>>320417614
DAMN SHAAK-TI LOOKS LIKE THAT?
>>320412060
>they arguably built the best game lore in history
I fucking hate Bioware fans.
>>320417626
>And better eyes.
And worse everything else.
>>320417376
See >>320415745 you stupid replicant.
>>320417660
This
>>320417660
The only good Twi'lek was Darth Talon.
>>320417832
Thanks, but I just took the test today and it was negative.
>>320417734
The only good part of The Force Unleashed.
>>320409794
OMG HES GONNA STAB ME WITH THAT NOSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sent from my iPhone 6
>>320408738
sauce?
>>320417920
No, she's the worst one
>>320417993
Jesus fuck, was the game really that forgettable? Or was it TFU2 or something?
I literally don't remember this alien goddess.
>>320417660
The Twi'lek in the new Battlefront is waifu material, it's worth grinding all the way to level 50 just for her.
>>320418069
Maybe if you're a Jedi goody-two-shoes.
>>320417712
linking or liking? i like manjaws but i'm pretty much a minority
>>320418167
There's nothing goody-two shoes about what I'd do with her.
>>320418167
Reminder that the Sith are the weak link of the Empire.
>>320416560
If you cum on her face and your jizz gets between her tentacles, how hard would be for her to clean it out?
>>320418493
no, Asari can manipulate and style them
>>320418637
>this is in the lore
>and yet no Asari in any of the games ever style theirs
Bioware, everybody.
What do a Twi'lek's tentacles feel like?
>>320417309
>togruta
>not glorious Zabrak
>>320418748
bags of sand
>>320418748
What purpose do those tentacles serve? Literally a safety hazard.
>>320418748
I dunno but according to old EU canon they are erogeneous zones.
Most technical stuff like that tends to carry over to Disney canon.
So, if you ever get in bed with one, don't forget to stroke them!
>>320417615
fucking kek
>>320418748
Probably as smooth as dick foreskin.
>face, accent, gangly spagooter arms, antigrav hair, daddy issues
Take your pick
>>320418907
See >>320418909
In addition they store fat and stuff since they're from a desert planet, so the same function as a camel's humps too
It's probably why they're usually in good shape because a lot of excess fat gets stored there instead
>>320415685
Girls can't love other girls. How long is this stupid meme going to continue before it stops?
>>320418909
I wish I knew what it was like to be a sexy female Twi'lek, it probably feels so good to have your tentacles stroked.
Imagine having two huge dicks orgasming on the back of your head.
>>320418442
>Tfw never a good Star wars rpg where you play as an Imperial soldier
>Be a normal guy from buttfuck nowhere planet where The Empire brings law and order
>Join up in the Imperial army and ascend the ranks into stormtroopers
>Do missions with your squad and get to know them well
>Portrait the Empire as lawful neutral because in your mind they do the right thing, dismiss any hearsay that atrocities are being commited or say they are for greater good
>a TWEEST happens and you get to choose between the Rebellion and the Empire. Story will change drastically and neither side is good nor evil everything is just shades of grey
>>320418442
Reminder that there wouldn't be an Empire without the Sith.
>>320419210
And without the mess!
>>320419248
>>Portrait the Empire as lawful neutral because in your mind they do the right thing, dismiss any hearsay that atrocities are being commited or say they are for greater good
I really liked how TIE Fighter did this
>>320408738
I liked Femhawke, just the design, not the game she's in.
>>320419248
Top quality post.
That godawful Old Republic MMO tried to touch on this and failed horribly. The one thing I enjoyed about that abomination was that you could play a 'light-side Empire' character, it was interesting, but poorly executed.
>>320408738
Yeah, she looks like Michael Jackson.
That impression will never cease to exist for me.
With 700 new Star Wars movies coming out, I hope we get at least one with a hot Twi'lek in the main cast.
Star Wars needs more alien protagonists.
>>320420138
Word
>>320420138
>Star Wars needs more alien protagonists.
Fuck off back to tumblr SJW fag. Go prep mohammeds cock
>>320420138
>alien protagonists
>just multicoloured humans
>>320410475
>bitching about lolicons using a Miyazaki image
Ya don't know, huh?
>>320412010
faggot
>>320418208
Thats just uncanny jesus christ
>>320420378
Ehhh? Esu jay dabu yuu? Purepu mohamedu?
Gomen, ehhh, sorry. Sorry. Arru, I wantu isu... ehhh... more aryan characters. Ehhh, hai.
Gomen.
>>320419149
Nigga, that's what makes it so pure. It's such an impossible, uncommon thing that when it happens, it's more genuine than anything to dudes or a man and a woman could ever have.
>>320420405
Yeah, welcome to science fiction.
>>320420729
>more aryan characters
>>320420378
Nigga the fuck's wrong with green alien pussy
Kirk's disappointed in your gay ass
>>320408892
this to be honest family
>>320420405
>>320420812
Is Farscape the only show that avoids thismostly?
>>320421075
But what about blue pussy? What about blue pussy, Kirk?
>>320421126
Well, for every Pilot there w as a Chiana
>>320420727
embrace it bro
>>320421236
Get that disgusting shit out of here you filthy smurf fucker.
>>320414449
>>320414293
Stop. I don't want to play Inquisition.
>>320411835
those werent hers
>>320411509
because it was the first real game that fully made use of SFM
also because lots of differen races and ME was HUGE, especially on /v/.
Dont try to revision me, we all saw mods changing the board name to tali.
>>320422627
talisweatcomposition.jpg
>>320422627
>we all saw mods changing the board name to tali
>>320422831
>tfw you know the guy that wrote that
dutch people are fucking weird man
>>320421782
it ain't bad. it ain't good, but it ain't bad.
>>320408738
Surprised nobody's posted this yet.
>>320423842
...or this?
>>320418778
>>320417309
>>320416421
>Twi'lek
>Togruta
>Zabrak
>not Nautolan
>>320417397
>Bernstein
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE JEWS?
I WISH /POL/ WASN'T RIGHT ALL THE FUCKING TIME
>>320408892
Those are both shit, what are you people talking about
>>320424443
>>320423842
Die in a fire
>>320424170
>removing the helmet
Rest in pieces erection
>>320417886
At least link the full version of that.
>>320424170
>tickle porn
>>320424443
>he thinks that there are people who would choose to make their children black
>>320421350
I don't know about you, but I'm perfectly fine with that.
>>320424556
Top tier obscure wifu.
>>320414069