>#1 choice in Europe
American here. Eurobros, you're alright.
Thanks for saving us furfags who wanted Wolf and Banjo and from indieshitters who wanted Shovel Knight.
>>320403943
>>#1 choice in Europe
And muhummad has shit taste in vidya
>>320403943
ITS NOT FAIR
AMERICA NEVER GETS A SAY IN SMASH BROS, WHY CAN'T WE GET A CHARACTER /WE/ WANT FOR ONCE?!
>>320403943
You're welcome friend.
>>320403943
>implying indie games had any chance
Fuck off yurofag.
>>320404331
Bayonetta was in the top 5 for America too you jackass.
>>320403943
OP here.
>saving us from furfags
Sorry for the typo.
>>320403943
No problem, my favourite character got in
Is smash still $60?
>>320403943
let's make smash great again
>>320405132
>this edit
What the fuck is it even getting at? What?
>>320404983
It's a Nintendo game. It'll still be $60 ten years from now.
BASED BAYONETTA BLOWING K ROOL AND RIDLEYFAGS THE FUCK OUT HAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU BASED SAKURAI
>>320405189
it's trumps hair, obviously
>>320403943
Seriously, Smash may not pull in the same sales in Europe, but at least you know when a character has a legit chance.
>>320404983
Does a bear shit in the woods?
>>320404983
no to get it with all the chars will run you about 100
>>320403943
Why is this fanbase so hostile?
Melee vs. Sm4sh
Project M vs. Sm4sh
Rosterfag vs. Rosterfag
Why can't we all just get along?
I really wanted Banjo, but Bayonetta looks cool and I'm satisfied with the DLC choices.
Why the shit flinging and childish name calling? Damn this community is toxic.
>mfw the wave of new porn we'll get of Bayonetta now that she's in Smash
>>320405501
Damn
>>320405739
>all that incoming Pit /ss/
>>320405978
>squished against bayonetta
>isn't motivated
shit/10, not vergil
>>320406037
HOLY SHIT
>>320405595
That's a good question. I think people are just really passionate about defending their favourites. Then come the trolls to get some easy baiting going at the expense of the people who take video games too seriously and it just kinda snowballs until it's nothing but trolls trolling trolls. At least so on /v/.
>>320406037
>>320405739
>>320404331
>SJW trying to manufacture conflict where there is none
It's time for you to take a vacation, no one's convinced.
>>320406037
So when does bayonetta come out? Probably won't dig up my 3ds til then
>>320406505
IT BEGINS
>>320406607
It already has.
>>320406037
>jealous Palutena competing for Pit's favour with Bayo
>>320406694
>>320406774
>someone actually wrote a fucking 10 paragraph long "leak" and posted it here saying that wolf was going to be announced this Direct
Is it autism that makes people waste their time like that? I mean seriously what joy or pleasure do they get out of lying?
Why you guys like /ss/ so much?
>>320406878
>Is it autism that makes people waste their time like that?
DING DING DING
>>320406878
They probably don't receive a lot of attention in the real world that they've detatched themselves from.
Plus it gives them a sense of accomplishment when people take their word seriously.
>>320407119
Older woman with younger male is perfect.
>>320407259
You just described most of /v/ though.
>>320407119
Because it caters to our fantasies of having some hot MILF want to fuck us when we were still kids. We self insert into the boy as he's fucking the woman because we wish we were as lucky as that little fucker who banged Debra Lefave.
>>320407259
I'm serious too like it was 3 posts long, ten paragraphs and literally this motherfucker was like taking questions and everything. Thanks to that faggot I never trust leaks anymore from here in regards to anything without a reputable source. That was absurd
>>320407119
/ss/ is literally the greatest achievement of mankind.
Why would Bayonetta get a place and not Venom Snake?
>>320403943
>#1 choice in Europe
>Europe is where Bayonetta has sold the lowest
huh
>>320407618
Only when the boy is the dom
>>320405978
$94.92, factoring in Corrin and Bayonetta.
This ignores extra stages (like Mario Maker, Peach's Castle 64, etc), as well as all Mii Costumes.
Also ignores 3DS version. State sales tax where applicable.
>>320407119
>he doesn't like ss
>>320407119
You don't?
>>320407119I never got to experince a Mother's love thanks to mine being an abusive bitch.
Freudian complex and all that.
>>320407735
It depends
>really young boy and plump milf
>boy should be the dom
>young boy in his mid teens and fit older woman
>woman should be the dom
>>320407735
>not fapping furiously to the thought of a hot MILF dominating shota you
It's cool when the kid takes the initiative, but come on.
>>320403943
>NoA and NoJ caring about what Europe says
>Implying
As much as I love her, Bayonetta was damage control. The rest of the top five in America is probably stupid shit like Goku, and I bet Japan has lots of unreasonable Japan only shit
>>320408293
>being submissive
you've got cuck written all over you senpai desu
>>320407735
Femdom is half of why /ss/ is so great
>>320407575
You have a link?
>>320408368
It's entirely possible to be sub and not be a cuckold.
It was basically the best result possible.
Unfortunately the entire rest of the game is still hopelessly shat up by Sakurai. 1/5 of the cast is sword-wielding anime characters.
>>320408620
I don't mind, I don't play as any character who's main moves are punches and kicks.
>>320408618
But if you're sub that's like being a woman
>>320408620
It's also usually only Fire Emblem faggots who aren't hyped from Bayonetta and Mewtwo.
FE is the cancer of Smash.
>>320403943
You're welcome, America.
>>320408820
Mewtwo and FE fags are both cancer
>>320408787
It makes sense if you're still a kid. Being sub when you're a teen onward is fucking pathetic though.
>>320408620
I'd prefer anime swordsmen over furries anyday.
>>320408820
FEfag here. I came buckets when Bayonetta was announced so I dunno what you're talking about.
>>320408820
But I'm an Ike main and I love Bayonetta.
It's really only FE Waifufags that only played Awakening.
>>320409347
That's true.
So is wanting to be pegged pathetic then? I mean, you're asking your woman to literally fuck you in the ass with a fake penis.
>>320404331
We did.
And he's the best Nintendo newcomer in the game
>>320409624
Of course it's fucking pathetic. It means that she's more of a man than you.
>>320409767
That's what I thought. Her finger in your ass while fucking her couldn't be pathetic though, right?
>>320407119
Every shota wants to be raped by a milf/nee-san type.the feeling never fades
>>320407572
I-I-I want to self-insert as the milf.gender bending (mtf) and female pov are my fetishes
>>320409986
Nah, there's nothing wrong with a woman giving you a reach around as you're fucking her.
>>320410128
I like mutual love, no rape from either party.
>>320410403
Good, because I love that feeling
>>320410451
Technically children can't consent thus making it rape.Not like shota me minded.
>>320403943
No problem anon
>Tfw you wanted the Groose to be loose
>>320410514
Just don't ask her to do it because THAT would be pathetic. If she does it in the heat of the moment, then that's cool.
>>320408820
Bullshit, I love Ike and Robin and thought Kamui was a shit idea.
He's fine but Roy and Lucina are clogged up the roster so much.
Bayonetta is the goddamn shit, Ryu is incredible and Cloud is hype. Fuck y'all niggas
>>320410687
I too wanted King Harkinen to scrub all the floors in Hyrule with his opponents.
>>320410259
>gender bending in your mind
How does that even work? We have no idea what it feels like to have a vagina, so much as the idea of what it feels like for a woman to get creampied.
I don't give a fuck about Corrin but at least he's not a Lucina/Dark Pit tier clone.Roy will always by my boy though, the changes they made to him for Sm4sh are gerat even if half of his "new" moves are just copy pasted from Ike
>>320411185
Same here. Roy is my new main in Sm4sh
