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Thoughts?
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Greasy
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Looks like I won't be buying another Nintendo console.
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>>320397676
So it's a phone that can't make calls and only plays Nintendo games?

Who is that for, exactly?
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Not a bad idea. It allows for theoretically any controllers setup. Nintendo will implement it correctly if they implement it at all. Seems like a logical evolution from the Wii U. Even so, I really don't like touch screen. Hopefully they find a way to make it feel like I'm using actual buttons, like maybe a screen that can move? Like a screen which causes bumps to appear on itself to emulate buttons.

I personally want a basic console with a lot of games. No gimmicks. I don't even care if the grafix are the same as the Wii U's, as long as it has games and the games are fun.
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>>320397829
This. A game can only ever be as good as the method by which you control it, and anyone who has ever attempted to use android/iOS emulators knows that having no physical buttons makes control sloppy and awkward.
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>all patents are products
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>>320397676
>Thoughts?
i refuse to waste energy on thinking about something this stupid
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It's just a patent. There's no evidence, as with all patents, that this actually becomes a thing. For all we know, they're just throwing off the competition -- even if this has some form of actual basing.
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>>320397676
Are they trying to patent stuff that already exists?
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ever use one of these? controllers without any tactile feedback are fucking horrible and this is a bad idea 50x
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>ITT: I don't understand what a patent is
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>>320397936

kids who don't have phones but can be trusted with a fragile touchscreen display

same as the kiddie tablet design for the wii u

i predict massive failure
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>>320397676
Absolute shit design, there's no possible way anything good can come from a controller that genuinely has no buttons.
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>>320397676
Looks uncomfortable.
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>>320397676
>nintendo
>2016
kek is /v/ actually this young and casual?
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>>320397676
Absolute retardation.

Gimmicktendo is fucking dead.
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>>320397676
The thumbsticks are actual physical sticks coming through the touch screen
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>>320398149
Except literally every patent on a Nintendo product in the past has actually become a product that exists. They don't file patents at random.
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>>320398191
It has buttons.

The patent is actually for a cut-out touchscreen with buttons/control sticks embedded directly into the surface, if you read it.
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>>320397829
I can't fucking understand how Nintendo is so obsessed with creating new, shitty gimmicks with every single console now. Motion control, 3D, touch screen, they're all terrible wastes of time, and this is coming from someone who had all three.
I thought that the NX was going to be a return to making a console made for GAMES instead of gimmicks, but they just can't give this shit up. I've given up on them.
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>>320398374
I like that Nintendo is trying to keep shit fresh at least

Better than the dumbed down PCs Microsoft and Sony came out with
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>>320398374
The gimmicks are Nintendo's selling point, not the games. They don't really care about "core" gamers, only Little Suzy and Grandpa Gus who are easily impressed by this shit.
This should have been apparent since the Wii. I'm surprised Nintendo fans are so loyal when it's obvious Nintendo stopped caring about them long ago, only throwing them the occasional bone to make them stop whimpering.
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>>320398374
They want to leave the norm that is regular consoles such as Xbox and PlayStation and make something new and innovative. I don't blame them. A new console every five years that's just upgraded specs could be boring for some demographics (ie. children).

They're just making something that could be fun and new and creative.

I don't think I like whatever that patent is though.
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>>320399113
Im sold.
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>>320398281
Yeah, keep believing that.
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>>320398374
>wannabe pc vs wannabe pc vs gimicks+wannabe pc
i honestly wonder how much worse they can fuck the next generation
will they add a mouse for menus so you drop your controler when you pause?
it will need to be installed and formated every 6 months to clear bullshit from the internet?
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>>320397676
Phones proved this is a horrible idea.
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>>320399113
Damn it, I couldn't find it quick enough. Turns out I put it in the correct folder for once. Didn't expect that.
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>>320398374
Nintendo offers what no other company cares to: Fun, INNOVATION, and Being Flippin' Cool.
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>>320397676
How the fuck are they gonna make a smash game for this? Holy fuck. Phones have proven this a shitty method of control, but Nintendo is doing it anyway.

0/10 What the fuck Nintendo.
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>>320397676
If I ever play with one of these, it will be literally 100% impossible for me not to fuck it up.
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Wow, thats...really something. I guaruntee you its going to
>be awkward as shit to hold
>be uncoordinated because of how awkward it is
>get greasy all the time
>get broken easliy, but hopefully just the screen since nintendo shit tends to be able to take a beating
>have an absolutely horrible battery life
>have an awkwardly short charging cord
>seriously, why are all these cords so short
>Make it hard to have decent non-gimmick games on it
This is the first time Ive actually wanted to refuse a Nintendo console. Feels bad, man.
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>>320397676
>(all touchscreen)
you are an idiot, if nobody's noticed.
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>>320398110
They also burn the skin on your fingers
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>>320397936
>Who is that for, exactly?

Absolutely no one. Which is why it will sell like dogshit.
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>>320397973
Haptic feedback for touch screens has been in development for a while. Looks like they're banking on it being ready.
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>>320399607
Nintendo is the least "cool" of the 3 main console companies
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>>320398078
>throwing off the competition by filing a patent

It's time to stop posting you fucking idiot.
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>>320397676
>all touchscreen
>patent literally talks about analog devices being able to be placed through screen

It's just a Wii U pad where the screen is the entire face of the controller, you're still gonna get buttons and a joystick.
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>>320398281
Nitnendo patented this for Wave Race Wii.

I must have missed Wave Race Wii because like you said, all patents become final products
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>>320398281
Or what about this funky controller. I tried to look for this at gamestop but they didn't have it, what happened, I thought all patents become products
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>>320399528
If it's something like this, with actual physical buttons, it doesn't sound bad. It's a pretty nifty way to utilise space.
But as others have said, it's just a patent, even if it does go through, who knows how it'll actually look in the final design.
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I like Nintendo, so I hope they aren't stupid enough to use this design for their next console's controller. It will be hard to justify another home console after two straight Wii U-like disasters.
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>>320398281
Or what about this patent, my 3DS has a concave circlepad, but I'm still looking for the ones with these circle pad, because like you said, all patents become products
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>>320398281
Hey bro, can you help me find this vibrating stylus? You said all patents are real products, so can you help me find it?
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>>320398281
Hey bro, where I can get a Wii Bike and Wii Skateboard, I mean, the patent exist, so where I can find it?
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>>320398281
Aww, look at this cute Wii Teddy, where can I get one, the patents out there so it must exist?
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>>320402084
Can I stick it up my butt?
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>>320401829
Doesn't sound bad? Why do you want to keep your fingers on the screen? It just hinders the game because you can't see some portions of the screen.

How does this enhance gameplay in any way? I don't understand.
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>>320398281
Hey, where can I get some Nintendo VR goggles? The patent exist, so they must have made it right?
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>>320397676
that's a fucking phone
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>>320398281
I must have miss something because back in 2001, Nintendo patented this phone. If they patented it they must have made it? Can you help me find it?
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>>320398281
they do actually

its so cheap and easy, it's basically insurance in case they need it
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>>320402417
Dude stop there are laws against BTFOing someone this hard
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>>320399373
Stop thinking your dick retard
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>>320402406
Think about it this way. On a normal handheld, the space around the screen is blank.
With this, the space around the screen is the screen.
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>>320399528
do we really need this shit?
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>>320401536
>>320401950
>>320402084
>>320402198
>>320402308
>>320402417
savage
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>>320398281
Hey where can I get this Wii Football? Nintendo patented this so where can I get it?
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>>320402520
>they must have made it
That's not how that works.
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>>320402617
Does this counts?

http://www.amazon.com/Wii-Football-Nintendo/dp/B002ZV9AD0
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>>320402720
>>320402720
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>>320397676
It's not actually all touchscreen. It's some kind of technology that allows physical buttons to literally be on the screen.
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>>320397676
>man the Wii U didn't do to well guys
>maybe focusing on the console was a bad idea
>let's focus on the gamepad even more and maybe it will sell better
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>>320402579
But still, on a normal handheld you see 100% of the screen, on this you'll see 75% of the screen.

Its a waste of processing for absolutely nothing.
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>>320398281
Hey, can you help me find this Wii robot? I mean they patented it so they must have made it right?
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>>320398281
Hey, where can I get my Wii education game? I mean they patented it, so they must have made it right?
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>>320398281
Hey, where can I get Wii U music? Nintendo patented so it must exist right?
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>>320402779
What scares me is "let's make a better gamepad" sounds like something they'd do.
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That is just a patent that was bought.

>The NX won't have any "big" gimmicks like the WiiU and Wii
>it has a regular gamepad (like the WiiU pro-gamepad)
>it has full compability with the WiiU gamepad (and of course games) though

>hardware on par (if not better) than the PS4
>amiibos can now store entire games that can be played with the NX (small "mobile-like" games and classics from the NES and SNES)
>the NX will have increased support for online multiplayers with improved miiverse-stuff with various "apps"
>an "app" can be stuff like a level maker for a game (similar to Mario Maker), you can then download these levels and play them
>mobile support integrated into the "miiverse"
>you can now for example catch pokémon on you PokémonGO app and then transfer them to your miiverse
>from there you can use the Pokémon for "apps" and of course Pokémon games
>there will be a lot more mobile games by Nintendo that have this feature
>there are also amiibos that have the mobile games (you have to add the amiibo to your NX library and you can then access the game with your phone)
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>>320402747
Na, that's not made by Nintendo
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Although patent illustration ≠ final product or even that they're produce it, I think they'll probably be working on something similar to the patented controller due to this deal they made with Sharp.
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/12/16/business/corporate-business/sharp-supply-free-form-lcds-nintendo
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>>320398281
Hey, I was on an airplane and I didn't see any Nintendo systems? What happened, this patented this and it shows I could play games on a plane, where is it?
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>>320402084
ask you're mom
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Nintendo just does not get it. Not surprised though, it was always going to be another worthless gimmick that drives away every other developer, although I would have thought they'd jump on the VR bandwagon like everyone else instead if doubling down even more on touch screens. Definitely not interested.
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>>320402552
>Stop thinking your dick retard
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>>320398281
Hey, why can't I find my DS grocery list app? I mean they patented it so why can I find it?
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>>320403387
dude we get it
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>>320398281
Hey, where can I find my official Nintendo emulator on the app store? I'm checking around and I can't see to find it?
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>>320403452
Let's see now far he takes this.
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Pretty sure it has analog sticks
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>>320402817
No you see, with this you'll see 125% of the screen. That's the point, extra space. You don't NEED to see what's on there but it can be useful.
Like, you could cram the HUD to the sides and have the main part of the screen completely empty.
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>>320403452
>dude
>>320403510
>he
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>>320403621
Don't be absurd. No woman could be this autistic.
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>>320403621
Really? Well, shit.
>>320403490
Wanna have the sex?
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>>320398281
Hey dude, this patent says the 3DS will have rumble in it, but it never moves, what happened, they patented it so it must exist?
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>>320403490
>>320403387
>>320403260
>>320403083
>>320402993
>>320402824
>>320402617
>>320402520
>>320402308
>>320402198
>>320402084
>>320401950
>>320401536
>this complete and unrelenting asskicking
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This next set of consoles are going to be weird as shit.
>that Nintendo controller
>Microsoft having their own toys to life concept with a bracelet (http://www.gamespot.com/articles/microsoft-patents-wearable-smart-bracelet-hints-at/1100-6430705/)
>Sony having built in ads to their games that can only be removed by interacting with them (http://www.google.com/patents/US8246454?dq=8246454&hl=en&sa=X&ei=XSwlUbmkE8PO2wXmkIDgDw&ved=0CDMQ6AEwAA)
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>>320398281
Congrats, you are the most BTFO anon on /v/ today.
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Man, with these kinds of idea sony doesn't even need to do anything, nintendo will gladly dig their own grave and then pile the soil back on themselves.

Jesus christ I thought the sonygger was just shitposting but this is just sad.
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>>320398281
jesus christ dude, how does it feel?
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>>320398281
Hey, Nintendo patented this weird mood light thing for the wii, but I can't find it, what happened, they patented it so it must exist right?
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Companies file patents that they never use, like pic related for example.

Which I hope never ends up being a thing anyways.
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>>320403829
Its over, anon. You won. You dont have to keep going like this. Nothing requires this amount of overkill.
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>>320404012
every time
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>>320400987
Why wouldn't they post exactly what it's going to be? Oh, right, they could get copied.
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>>320404012
This has to be a joke image

>It's not a joke

fucking hell
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>>320398697
Fisher Price tablets are not what I would consider "fresh"
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>>320404012
MCDONALDS!
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>>320398281
Hey, can you help find this Wii Filghtstick? I mean, Nintendo patented it so it must exist right?
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>>320402720
lurk more faggot
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>>320398281
Hey, Nintendo patented cool little card scanner but I was looking around Gamestop but I can't find it, what happened? They patented it so it must exist right?
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dear diary: today I watched anon get blown the fuck out

maybe i'll kill myself tomorrow instead of today
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Proof this is for the NX?
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>>320404012
>>320404232
ALL THIS TIME I TOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE IMAGE MOCKING RETARD PATENTS
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Is this the birth of a new
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Seems like a bitch to keep clean.
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>>320404647
That's the wii controller you fucking retard.
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>>320404012
this is directly out of my nightmares
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>>320404918
Look at the ball thing below it
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>>320403886
this is happenening because a stupid phone game has 61 million active players. console cucks about to find out what pc's been talking about for 4 years.
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Holy shit OP get fucking destroyed
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>>320404097
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>>320398281
Hey, can you help me find this Wii horse game and toy? I mean, Nintendo patented it so it must exist right?
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>>320405178
What?
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>>320405360
devs are going to abandon consoles next gen for mobile gaming and then port the shit and call it a console game.
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>>320405315
I want to get on Mr Ed's wild ride
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>>320405221
>OP
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The defense force has arrived see ya guys.
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>>320398281
You OK man?
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>>320400987
Sony or Microsoft, I can't remember which, filed a patent so that ads would interrupt your game until you shouted "McDonald's" to turn them off. It doesn't mean there's an intent to use those ideas.
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I'm going to preorder this system because it'll be their last.
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>>320398374
>I can't fucking understand how Nintendo is so obsessed with creating new, shitty gimmicks

It's all you can do when you can't into hardware and games.

At this point Nintendo exists solely so little children and old people can play videogames too.
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>>320405596

>defence force
>Cant handle the banter because OP and/or some other idiot get blown the fuck out
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>>320398281
This anon is going to need some rape counseling.
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>>320398281
>tfw you get absolutely BTFO
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>>320398281
Anon is literally on suicide watch
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>>320398281
RIP ANON

HIS ASS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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>>320405920
>greentext and smug faces is now considered banter.
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>>320406050
holy shit would fug
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Is anon gonna be okay? Even I couldn't handle the savagery
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mite b cool
This patent design would blow, but if they make it like a DS4, Wii U Pro controller and a Wii U tablet conceived some chimera offspring (think stretched Wii U Pro controller with a screen where the DS4 touchpad goes), it could be awesome.
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>>320405596
The JDF isnt even here nor could they even help you
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>>320402552
>Not trusting your d
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>>320397676
I fucking hate using touch screen controls for games, it's not natural and it's not right. I really hope this is bullshit.
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>>320406168
same
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>>320398281
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>>320398281

>all the stupid replies

It still became a product.
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>>320405596
>The defense force

It seeems more like an anti-shitposting squad to me

Probably a one man army too.
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Somebody screen cap this shit
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>>320406460
what are you talking about
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I swear OP made this thread JUST so he could stage this ridiculous ass-destruction in this thread

there's no way this is real, it's too fucking good

>>320406460
anon PLEASE STOP we spend enough on health insurance for fatties as it is, no need to hire more ass doctors just for your destroyed anus
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>>320406363
same
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>>320398374
It worked the first time around with the Wii and DS
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>>320406050
PLEASE tell me there is r34 of this obscure spunk monk
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yes i want a controller where i constantly tap the wrong buttons
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>>320406751
It worked with the N64 too
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>>320398281
>this retard got BTFO

kek
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>>320406050
tfw it actually means bummed the fuck out but you know contrarians and what not.
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>>320406956
What about back the fuck off?
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>>320406956
What about Big Titty Fuck Off?
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sticky
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>>320406526
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>>320407854
shit I laughed
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poasting in epic bread
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>>320407854
kek
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>>320407892
>>320408002
this is your first day on 4chan, right?
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>>320404365
>fisher price
This is my favorite meme
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All this is just busywork for the patent lawyers inhouse to look good at quarterly reviews and cya. Any companies R&D needs good redundancy to make it so they do not get sued.
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>>320408991
I like it too because it's funny and true. Kinda like the original PS3 looking like a George Foreman grill.
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Please stop, the 13th amendment makes it illegal to own niggas this hard
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Rumours are suggesting the NX is both a portable and console so it's not unthinkable they'll do a controller that maximizes screen real eastate and have it double as a portable.
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>>320397676
Terrible idea
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this is now an epic thread thread

https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S831170
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>>320406460
Haven't you taken enough punishment? Why would you come back for more?
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>>320409672
It's "the 13th amendment makes it illegal to own niggas like this"
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>>320402308
What possible use could this serve?
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>>320411156
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>>320400987
Do you have any idea how many crazy retarded ideas Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo have patented over the years? Most of them are never used.
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>>320403612
>No you see, with this you'll see 125% of the screen
Are you clinically retarded?
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Holy fucking shit. I'm screencapping this.
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>>320397676
This is not going to perform well.
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>>320403612
>you could cram the HUD to the sides
where it would be covered by your own hands?
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>>320412221
Are you?
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>>320414389
You really don't know what percentage means, do you? Kinda expected from a Nintendoyearold, but fucking hell. At least pass 3rd grade before posting.
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>>320397676
It looks retarded and they should feel retarded.
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>>320397676

Patents are filed years in advance.

We could well be looking at the NX's successors successor here
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>>320398374
>this is coming from someone who had all three
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>>320414532
If I call "the screen" to be a rectangular area in the middle of the controller which is the same size as the maximum theoretical screen size of a square screen on that controller, then saying "you will see 125% of the screen" means "this other theoretical screen's area is 125% of the area of 'the screen'".
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>>320403858
Pretty sure it's illegal to own nigga's like that
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>Dumbtendo
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>>320403260
these existed
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>>320398281
Man, they don't even release all the products they formally announce, let alone patent
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>>320397676
Inb4 its just a wireless controller/screen for smartphones since nintendo complained that on normal smartphones they cant make the games they make.
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>>320404173
That's... that's what filing a patent prevents.
You fucking idiot.
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Wait a second


>Next controller
>NX Controller
>NeXt controller

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>
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>>320413879
>10,000 hours in MS paint

Probably shit, but here it is
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>>320397676

This is a terrible idea.
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>>320415645
How come whenever you faggots take a screencap you always have to edit it to exaggerate everything? It's not even funny to see a bunch of memetastic HUGE LETTERS XD shit. Fuck off and kill yourself. Fucking kill yourself. Now. Do it now. Fuck.
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>>320415612

It means NX is a codename only Iwata knew the meaning of and he died before telling anyone what it meant. This is literally what happened.
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>>320397676
reminds me of emulators on phones and your fingers cover up some of the game just to use the controls

>Thoughts?
its shit
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>>320415825
Adding this
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>>320415825
Are you alright m8? It's just an image. You might want to leave your house, maybe go for a walk and get some fresh air, man.

Get your priorities straight. I'm rootin' for ya.
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>>320416082
Phones aren't specifically designed to be used as game controllers, anon.

This is a game controller. Guess what it is specifically designed to be used as.
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>>320399528
why would I WANT shit to be obscured not only by my fingers but buttons too?
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Looks like a wii u patent. How would it be backwards compatible to the wii u?
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>>320416257
collecting dust cus its shit
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>>320397676
SHIT
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>>320416279

It's the gamepad but half the size

the NEW Wii-U gamepad, only compatible with 1 game
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>>320416319
SAVAGE!
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>>320398110
what the fuck is that.
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>>320403120
Very interesting. Do you have source on those?
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Literally the worst idea Nintendo has ever fucking had. The Wiimote was a fucking abomination and turned me from being the world's biggest Nintendrone to barely a fan. The Wii U pad wasn't anywhere near as shitty as it looked, but it still had far too many gimmicks. The Pro Controller was pretty awesome. This is literally phone-tier faggotry
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Anyone know where I can buy the official Nintendo Landmine?
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>>320416192
>lmao u mad?

nice meme response, fuckboi
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>>320416365
So it's a wii u game pad,but with touchscreen interfaces.
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>>320399113
And nintendo won another generation.
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It's probably nothing. Companies throw these things out all the time just to get their idea down.

If patents were a 100% representation of what happens for a company, then we would all be yelling MCDONALDS at our playstations every five minutes
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>>320398281
Utter and total anal devastation. Just completely obliterated.
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>>320406460
>It still became a product
What, exactly, anon? Please indulge us.
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>>320411935
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>>320416498
Fuck
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>>320416593
Anon, please. You're starting to get delusional. Drink a cup of water and lay down for a bit. The way you're living isn't healthy. Consider seeing a therapist or visiting family members during the holidays. You need help, and I'm sure your loved ones are willing to be there for you.
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>>320416726

I can't believe they thought that was a good idea, jesus christ, I'm going to go get a bic mac with a large fry and contemplate how dumb this all is.

Unlike McDonald's great choices and prices, I'm not loving it
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>>320416797
>blows you up
>makes the mario death noise when it does
Nintendo going into military with hidden in-jokes about their games would be great.
>Flamethrower that plays the pshoo noise Fire Mario had when shooting out a flare burst, or the invulnerable noise when you blast it
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>>320398281
I was only pretending. You guys are easy to bait
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>>320416262
Because this is what it'd look like without the form-fitting technology, you idiot.

>lol theres no difference
>lol itll be covered up by my massive foot-thick thumbs
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>>320416795
fucking lol
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>>320417125
>Luigi jumps in and grabs the gun from you to do the killing
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>>320417320

we still got knives, bananas, and motherfucking turtle shells
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>>320416797
>They were going to sell it to Vietnam kids in the early 70s
>They wanted it to be Vietnam culture equivalent to a Jack in the Box
>Devised by the GameBoy guy

The FUCK is wrong with Nintendo
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>>320415825
That's pretty tame compared to some of the other ones I've seen.
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>>320416593
shh, shh. it's okay.
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This the part that has me sold on the idea

The main problem with playing on the Wii U/DS is that touch screen options are far at hand

This seems to fix that problem

Is perfect for inventory like in Zelda when you gotta use an item not assigned to any face buttons

I would be okay with just donut screens around sticks for the console version to save money
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>>320401536
Damn

I actually would have loved this
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>>320417960
i don't have problems with my ds/3ds
i could see it on the wiiu gamepad though,
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>>320397676
nope
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pros:
allows for unique button setups for each game so each one plays differently

stuff can pop up on the screen like say something affects what a button does ie. disables it, can appear o the controller to let you know

con:
could lack an analog element for precise movements unless it does the motion sensing which even then i personally don't like. the feeling of pushing a button as opposed to touch a screen makes all the difference.

screen will get greasy

bigger fingers could bring about the player hitting the wrong button
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>>320397676
just because nintendo patents something doesn't necessarily mean they will use it. i'll pass judgement when it's officially unveiled.
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>>320397676
>>320417960
Are 18 a and b supposed to be actual analog sticks or digital buttons?
Because the latter is a bad BAD idea, as any tablet game's clunky unresponsive controls will show you.
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>>320418180
I did in the OoT remake

I was capable of reaching the screen but gets uncomfortably far
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>>320418474
tiny babby hands detected
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>>320399113
That looks painful desu
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>>320418357
Sticks
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>>320398281
u there?
anon plz respond
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>>320418569
Baby hands are not, options being closer at hand is an improvement

Can't get too cluttered tho

Also 3DS is a babby system so
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>>320418827
>Also 3DS is a babby system so
And you're still too small for it manbabby. You'd probably make manlytears feel tall.
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wow this thread fucking sucks
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>>320418827
You type like a fucking retard. If you're mobile cancer, you should probably kill yourself.
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>More gimmick shit

DO THEY NOT REALIZE IT DOESN'T WORK?! DO THEY NOT REALIZE FOR TWO GENS THEY'RE CONSOLE, BOTH WITH GIMMICK SHIT ISN'T EVER. EVER CONSIDERED IN "CONSOLE WARS"?! DO THEY NOT REALIZE THEY'RE A REASON IT'S IN 3rd PLACE IN POPULARITY EVERY TIME?!

HOLY FUCK. WHY ARE JAPS SO FUCKING STUPID AND STUBBORN
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>>320419223
>they are console
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>>320419028
>>320419141
>3DSbabbies triggered
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