Who's enjoying the new update then?
>>320380961
Looks like a bunch of dumb shit to spend money on to just continue killing each other in lobbies since there is nothing else to do in GTAO. All the content is instanced, and the loading is ridiculous because of their shit servers.
>tfw no tactical turtleneck available in single player mode
There's a new update?
I haven't played gta in months
The new yacht and houses are sweet but new cars are a bit of a let down. Vip /bodyguard stuffs a bit shit.
The yacht is awesome though
>>320380961
I'm just waiting for people to be able to cheat money in again, once they get to that I'll start looking for randoms dropping cash, then eventually get myself a yacht and maybe one of those slick limos.
>>320380961
yachts are cool but rs needs to focus on Sp again
>>320381737
It's been over two years now, anon.
Rockstar is never going to focus on single player content.
Do they really expect people to get excited over NOTHING? Franklin was voicing new lines over half a year ago!
Just spent all night playing with GTAG. That new adversary mode is actually a ton of fun, and the missions you get from VIP are fucking rad. Defending your boat from all the jihads and BRs as they crawl at you with choppers and jet skis was the funnest shit I've done on this game.
Still no Cops and Robbers?
>>320380961
will they ever release an actual Story/Campaign DLC for GTAV?
>>320383871
gta has always had cops and robbers
>>320383871
There's a few versus missions that play just like it.
>Rockstar used to make expansion sized DLCs
>Now they make you pay 100 dollary doos for in game currency
What the fuck happened?
>>320384071
Highly doubtful, probably more heists at some point... Hopefully casino
>>320384161
lol
>>320384440
Online ruins everything in gaming
>>320384441
Casino is coming with a heist.
>>320384440
>used to
AHAHHAAHAHAHHA HFkJWEH JFHJKEHF KEKK GET A LOAD OF THIS RETARDED FUCK HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHA OMG CANT STOP LAUHGING AHAHAHHAA LOSER
>>320380961
Haven't played this since I accidentally loaded the game in online mode and thought I was playing a fourth character
>>320384562
What do you hope to accomplish with your shitposting?
>>320384642
you posted a wrong info they never did and that is thus funny
>>320384562
Are you having a seizure
>>320384740
>>320384642
samefag
>>320384731
TLAD and TBOGT dumbass
>>320380961
the only thing i do in GTA Online these days is murdering prostitutes at night. i like to roleplay as psycho killer.
>>320384924
FHGFG JHGSGS
see i can post dumb caps letter combinations too, what is your point?
i like to stalk and take pictures of my victims
>>320384976
4* :^)
>>320384951
Do you pretend to drive them to a 'quiet location' but end up driving to the ocean and dumping their body?
>>320385014
epic, here's (You) kid
i'm very peculiar with my little toys
>>320381519
Same, the grinding gets old real fast.
>>320384976
Same here, I made most of my cash legit until people started adding ridiculous amounts, then Rockstar just inflated all the prices of everything and left normal players in the dust.
Oh well, it was worth it when it was first released, but it got boring extremely fast.
>>320385065
sometimes.
but usually i like them to suck me first...
>>320385019
>>320385124
You can roleplay in GTA but roleplaying here just makes you look like a faggot
>>320385236
then i let her go out. i fallow her and listen as she makes a phone call, i want to know her story
>>320385321
and then i take out my hammer
>>320385205
it's like they weren't trying to stop people from cheating at all. and that update just confirmed it.my friends all made fun of me for not wanting to play a game with cheaters in every single lobby, seriously who the fuck finds that fun?
How big is garage for the mansions?
>>320385402
they look so peaceful when i take my pictures. then usually i burn the body
>>320385526
>then usually i burn the body
Where do you burn them? Don't you have cop troubles or are you discreet?
>>320385613
i'm very discreet. i use gasoline to burn the body.
why do they make this shit cost so much in game? i don't mind having to do stuff to earn it legit but if it's ridiculous like this what's the point. I will never buy shark cards and i'll just use cheat engine instead.
I'd give a shit about GTAO if I could play as a cop or something and not be forced into criminal career.
I just want to abuse minorities.
>>320385763
they make it so expensive so you have to pay to win. but really all they're doing is making people need to cheat to have fun
DROPPED
too bad there isn't that much you can do to a body or more creative ways to kill them.
>>320385763
It creeps up with every release. Fucking shitty low riders cost as much as vanilla supercars.
>>320384951
Are you me?
>>320385867
Ever played RDR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT-6oEz-Uvc
HOW MUCH IS THE YACHT?
>>320386381
Between 6 and 8 million.
>>320386381
6 mil for default fishing boat with no helipads with no private helicopter, with no jets and a boat. The price can go up to 9mil of you select every option.
>tfw VIP
>If you join session it says your richest person there
my epenis is erect every time and I just do lobby skipping to see the message to pop up
can someone summarise the update in 1-2 sentences for me? is it worth redownloading gta5?
>>320386212
>13 minutes of headshots
that's neither sexy nor creative. i can't fap to that. i'll stick to hacking prostitutes.
>>320386716
No, stay away.
>>320386474
>>320386557
FUCK
I had 12 million from the heists and spent it all on the lowriders shit
>>320386716
More killing.
If you are VIP you can now hire others to be your bodyguards so you pretty much can have gangwars. Bodyguards get paid based how well they do their job so yeah kill on sight.
>>320386829
The yacht is nothing special. You can change color ect and enter it but you can't drive it. You have a captain who takes you to different location with small cutscenes. It's neat to defend or attack one but not worth grinding Rooftop Rumbe just to get one. Give it a week and nobody will be bothered to attack yachts anymore.
>>320387038
what's VIP? i feel like i was away for a while now
>>320386769
You don't think headshots are sexy? That's gay.
But anyway in RDR you can lasso them and take them anywhere you want.
>>320387110
Very Important Person. You need to have +1mil on your bank account to have said option. Then you can access VIP menu and be one for 4 hours IRL. You can hire other players, you can do VIP work, challenges, you have access to limo with minigun on top ect. All at freemode. Now image 5 different VIP groups running around killing each other cause that's what's happening. If you are just a bodyguard you get paid from VIP's pocket.
>>320387267
can you kidnapchildren?
>>320380961
Literally just downloaded the game cause it was on sale for midweek madness. I had it on 360 but haven't played anything past heists. I can't wait to play but I really don't want to update when I get home
>>320387374
There aren't any
All I want them to add is more customization options for your character.
I'm tired of my female character always looking like an old, worn-out crack whore with small tits.
Is it true they can catch you car duping now and ban you?
Also
Anybody know if there are any working dupe glitches, I'm so tired of grinding rooftop rumble
>>320387267
You can also kill them when they're sleeping in their beds, don't think GTA has that besides for hobos under the bridge
i'm digging the revolver
kinda dumb that it's single-action but i guess they had to balance the fact that it's almost as powerful as the marksman pistol somehow
>>320388510
Holy fuck a revolver, that's a first since vice city
>>320386212
Wheres the gore from maxpayne3 and Rdr in gta 5 ?
Wtf gta 5 gore likes like shit in comparison to that
>>320389619
Think of the children!
also reminder that this bad boy is making a comeback in a surprise christmas update next week
in fact i'm pretty sure it's already in the game files
>>320384550
When?
>>320390019
just give me the Greenwood
the Tampa can wait
>>320390241
i think the glendale is as close as we're gonna get
unfortunately vintage sedans don't sell shark cards
>>320389619
Why can't we just have a game like GTA V with actual good writing and Max Payne 3 combat? I'd blow a load all over that.
>>320381137
>kill someone
>get marked as a "bad sport"
>cant play in servers with my friends anymore
if i wanted to be a friendly retard, i'd play gmod or tf2
