Southern gamin thread. Lets get some southern pride straight
>When we hear "co-op" we think famin
>When we hear "dip out" we open our lips
>When we play shooters we thank god for the second amendment
Dear god you're a faggot
Dip out on my cock, op
I'm Southern and I say you can suck my white ass penis, bitch.
>>320343223
When I hear Southerners, the first thing I think is of which one of these guys were in the wrong?
why is it that the only game I can think of where you play as a confederate soldier was made in poland?
>>320343223
>play one of my great ol american 2nd amendment sims
>notice NIGGER on other team
>ignore all friendly white folk and focus on pullin the trigger on the nigger while playing as a true american cutie
>>320344159
Are you implying that all southerner sympathizers are closeted homo's who love to pretend to be chicks?
Floridafag here.
This shit is pretty cringey.
>tfw can assimilate with rednecks with little effort required
>>320344352
No sir, I'm just sayin that a true Southern man, such as yours truly, is not afraid of playing a strong, white female character that represents what a great country America is.
>>320343223
I can probably say my family is more southern than yours, and be comfortable in the assertion as we came here to help found Jamestown.
I usually associate you and your ilk with stupidity, poor education, and a general glorification of your own ignorance. You are the thing holding most of the Southern states back, not the Yankees who want to move down here for jobs you refuse to gain the skills to learn.
Northern Louisiana here
Fuck this place and every "southerner". You're all a bunch of fat fucks. I hate everything you people call tradition.
I'm from georgia and hereby state that you can suck my fucking nuts
>>320344507
FUCK AMERICA AND FUCK YOU HICK WE WUZ KINGZ
>>320344684
>Jamestown
Please tell me you don't live in Virginia and that you're trying to use that as the basis for having southern heritage.
I live in conyers and I hate you
>tfw getting ready to head down to savannah for some fightan gaems with my bro
>>320344762
>You're all
You sound mighty Southern yourself, with dat dere ignorance.
>>320344812
Not that anon, but I live in Charleston, South Carolina (well actually a bit out in redneck territory) and I fully agree.
>>320344812
No, they moved the border on us. I'm Old South from North Carolina.
Plantation and all. Hell, my great-great granddaddy was in the NC 1st Cav in the Civil War.
lol inbreds
boudain is the ultimate gaming snack, delicious and no mess
>>320344979
I actually say yall most of the time. ;)
>>320343223
Are you one of those pinknecks? You know, a faggot southerner
I'm southern and I don't do any of that ya rootin tootin raspberry
Now I'm from Arkansas, and I am sick and tired of these people ruining my idyllic ozark town. You might know them as...
White people.
Thank the true christian god that I open my doors and wife's pussy to as many black and syrian men as possible, to fight the good fight.
Remember: Around whites, always take flight.
>>320343223
>Weakening the Union by clinging to something thought up to send your ancestors on a death march
>>320343223
>When we hear "dip out" we open our lips
I've seen this dozens of times now, and I still don't know what it is implying.
Based on the other two things, I'm guessing "dip out" has some sort of gaming connotation, but for the life of my I have no idea what that might be.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM72JRjxDLM
>>320345597
dip out means to leave like dipping out of a multiplayer lobby, or in this case it also means to spit your chewing tobacco out
>>320345685
god piggly wiggly is so shit. If you want processed food super cheap, that's your spot but avoid EVERYTHING else
>>320345746
>dip out means to leave like dipping out of a multiplayer lobby
Who the hell says that?
Mosby's Confederacy
>>320343223
Pretty much what >>320343724 said but taste black dick you country fuck
living in the south is pretty give and take, lots of nice food and low cost of living but it's full of fucking niggers
almost every fucking town here has fallen victim to white flight except two towns that are desperately trying to hold out by keeping taxes high
>>320345821
I'm not him, but a lot of people, I hear it all the time
>Hey this is pretty cool, but we're gonna dip out
or
>yo, I'm gonna dip
as in, they're leaving
you faggot
Is Texas in the south?
>>320345821
young adult white american males
>>320344812
>Virginia
>Not Southern
Anon...
>>320345821
Same, I'm in the South and play multiplayer games and never heard it. Weird.
>>320344979
>You're all
>You are all a bunch of fat fucks
What was wrong with what he said?
>>320345976
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
>>320345976
It's not considered the bible belt, but yes
Although it's a little different than tenessee and mississippi
>>320345823
>tfw I found out mosby's home base is also where the woman who invented mlp lives
>>320345976
No, it's in Mexico
>>320346070
>implying virginia is the south.
I bet you think Kansas and Nebraska are the south too you fucking faggot
>>320345976
Fuck no.
They think they are but they're pretty much southwestern.
>>320346101
>you all
>everyone is X
It had nothing to do with grammar, baka.
>>320344762
Another Northern LA here. Anyone who actually represents themselves with a confederate flag is either very stupid or very backwards.
>>320345515
To be fair, in my state the Unionists won, but then Lincoln ordered the state to give soldiers to fight in a war, which didn't really jive with us.
Which is why Sherman didn't burn everything down when he went through North Carolina.
>>320345976
No. I hate them and their stupid fucking accents.
>>320343223
There's a reason why over half of our military cannon fodder comes from the South, you're the dumbest and poorest states in the country.
>>320343223
North vs South was the first RTS ever developed and it never gets any recognition.
So Cal is the best south. I bet I live farther south than most of you faggots.
>>320343223
Do you also associate the phrase wedding with family reunion?
GOD TIER
Texas, Tennessee
GREAT TIER
North Carolina, South Carolina
GOOD TIER
Virginia
OKAY TIER
Kentucky, West Virginia
BAD TIER
Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama
SHIT TIER
Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia
"WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU LEFT YET?" TIER
Florida
>>320346261
They're not. VA is, though. Might want to talk to George Washington and Robert E. Lee about that one, dipshit.
>>320346665
OK, WV, and KY aren't Southern states.
>>320345976
They've tasted success in their past. So no.
>>>/pol/
the containment board is severely looking globally
>>320346640
>Commies thinking they are part of the pure South
Look at this faggot and laugh
>>320346527
Now that's just unfair. The reason there are more southerners in the military have more to do with them attempting to escape economic and social restrictions and drag themselves out of the mud. It's the only way some will ever be able to get anything over a High School education, and bring their children up better than they had it.
>>320346846
Texas is pathetic, and made up of retards and braggarts. I say we give you to Mexico.
>>320345976
Fought for the Confederacy, so yes.
>>320346665
>Kentucky and Virginia=south
Dumbass. I bet you live in Wisconsin
>>320347043
South Carolina
>>320346665
>tfw superior texan
>>320347043
Look, the rubric is: did it fight for the South during the Civil War? So, Virginia yes, Kentucky no.
>>320347091
Are there any southfags in vidya which aren't bumbling idiots besides Engineer?
>>320347190
Some of the Terran from Starcraft count, maybe?
>>320347043
Virginia was literally the defining border of the south, that's why it split from what became West Virginia, are you retarded?
>>320347190
the scientist from W101
>>320347015
>It's the only way some will ever be able to get anything over a High School education, and bring their children up better than they had it.
I know right it's almost like working hard to change your life doesn't work and instead just signing your life away is the only way to go .
>>320347353
Actually, VA seceded, and then WV seceded from VA to rejoin the Union.
>>320346667
>I don't know what southern means and I'm proud of it
>>320347418
>it's almost like working hard to change your life doesn't work
It doesn't. Social mobility is systemic, individual effort makes no difference in 99% of cases.
>>320347606
Ya you're a retard
>being a degenerate Southshitter
>being PROUD of it
only inbred retards behave this way
>>320347586
So, you want to tell Lee he wasn't Southern? Man, what a moron, fighting for the wrong side like that. I'll bet Virginia sure feel stupid for having led the South into secession when they're not Southern.
>>320347559
Is that what you were told in between your prayer time in school?
>>320347896
You got another story?
>>320347856
Well they certainly were stupid and almost immediately filled with regret I assure you.
>>320348062
GTFO Yankee faggots
>>320347418
Well, that's even more unfair. A life in the military is often the best case for many of them. Five years + a free education? How else would these people ever get it?
There are people who have worked harder than you ever will who will live in abject poverty until they die because everyone abandoned them. The plants moved away, and to get a better job they would need education or training they can't afford. So they work what they can, and get just enough to survive. My state is the most powerful economy in the South and we have almost 11% unemployment because as the cities expand, the countryside gets worse and worse.
Pls just let Kentucky be "southern" its all we have
>>320347856
>I'll bet Virginia sure feel stupid for having led the South into secession when they're not Southern.
I'd gander the entire south felt stupid
I'm pretty sure germany still feels mighty dumb about that whole 18 gorillion thing as well
>>320348143
>free education
Ya I bet they sure use that up
>>320348143
Wrong crowd for this debate, anon.
>>320348226
Don't worry Kentuckybros, you're Tennessee's hat, and we treat our hat right.
>>320348226
Well you got that legal cousin fucking and a 15 year old age consent. I mean, that's something
>>320348226
You have bourbon, great landscapes, and being on the right side of the Hatfield - McCoy feud. Isn't that enough?
>>320343223
When I think of Southern pride I think of it like masturbation. the build up fucking sucks, but the eruption is amazing followed by disgust and depression after words.
>>320348374
Dude come on. You know we look down on Kentucky
>tfw living in an extremely small town inalabama
>don't have to deal with niggers or pretty much anyone because the town is so small
Only problem is that there's only one isp and the highest speed they offer is 8 Mb/s down and 1 up
>>320348374
>Tennessee
>Not Kentucky's Trey
>>320348407
>legal cousin fucking and a 15 year old age consent
Proofs?
>>320348542
>8 Mb/s down and 1 up
Poor thing I don't know how you manage.
>>320346665
bump them all up a notch because texas isn't southern.
neither is west virginia.
neither is oklahoma.
in fact, fuck off.
>>320348593
>Proofs
Google it faggot. I know the south is used to taking handouts but Jesus Christ.
>>320348542
>Alabama
Don't even Georgians look down on you?
>>320348226
You are, friend. Don't worry. Kentucky's cool.
>>320345976
Texas is a beast of its own.
>>320348226
you have the kentucky derby
you have that stupid trolley that's never open but has those godly burgers
you have the ohio river
fuck off cunt, and I say this as a native
>>320348262
Some abuse it, ya. But why abandon everyone because a few misuse it? I've met a lot of people who it helped. And that translates to a lot of families better off than they would be otherwise.
>>320348276
The proper response to ignorance is education.
>>320348143
Southerners on southern white degeneracy
>that a not fair its poverty
Southerners on black degeneracy
>stupid niggers. Get a job .
956
5
6
WHO /vaquero/ HERE?
>>320348952
>The proper response to ignorance is education.
You're too good for /v/.
Leave now, before it corrupts you.
>>320348964
Southerners black and white are basically kindred in dindu apologetics.
>>320346665
>implying anywhere in america is worth living in at all
kek
>>320348964
I don't recall mentioning race in this issue. And when I say southerners, I mean everyone living here. We won't reach betterment with old grudges looming over us.
>>320343223
these are same people that would vote for trump and voted for bush twice
why are southerners such retards?
>>320343223
I'm an atheist that doesn't farm or chew tobacco that lives in South Carolina. Project your stereotypes elsewhere.
>>320349214
because they're american
VIDEO GAMES
>>320349214
>Americans belittling other Americans based on intelligence
How cute.
>>320349214
Because they are the type of people who have forced prayer in school.
>>320349208
To be fair, he's kinda right. I see all sorts of excuses made for lazy white southern fucks but for blacks it's just basically saying they're lazy.
I live here, and there's still racism deeply ingrained in southern white culture.
>>320349208
You're right, but no one else here will take you seriously. You are tilling the seas my friend.
>>320349482
Go away Haji go bomb something
>>320349482
How's that internet working for you?
>hurr Americans are so proud and arrogant
>how can they not realize that MY country is actually the best
OOGA BOOGA WARE DE WITE WIMMANS AT
>>320347856
The south Carolina faggots did that and dragged us with them. They had almost succeeded one time before over some bullshit issue(tariffs)?
>>320349482
Didn't cars made in the UK used to have 2 steering wheels?
Real intelligent.
>>320347856
Virginia wasn't the first state to secede or the one that lead it and its revised constitution even allowed for the eventual termination of slavery. Also, /nova/ here.
>>320349838
>he's not American, but he speaks English, that means he must be from the UK
American education at work.
>>320349912
>pretending I'm not right
>>320349704
my country isnt the best but its A LOT better than america lol
>>320350000
>I'm right because murica and I said so
You sound like a retard
>>320350118
at least im not american, i.e an actual retard
>>320349523
Lazy is lazy, regardless of race. The military thankfully seems to not care when handing out the free education.
Though I never brought up race. The specific topic in fact is pretty independent of race. The south treats education poorly for whites and blacks, it's a bit of a sad tradition. Though if we want to talk about the race issue in the Southern US, I would be more than willing to.
>America thread
>Eurocucks shit it up
typical
>>320349482
some of the smartest people were born here. how do you think we got to the moon m8
but if you went somewhere in the south you would literally be in awe at how fucking retarded some of these folks are
a majority of them are anti-science and religious as fuck. its pretty bizarre
>>320343223
I live in rural Alabama and I think you're a fucking idiot.
>captcha: select all pick-up trucks
>tfw southern but like Japanese games almost exclusively
No one ever knows what i'm playing when they ask. Told a guy Drakengard and got "DRAGONGUARD?"
.....So do any of you NOT have cut dicks? I'm legit curious how dumb your parents are.
fuck off inbred mouthbreather
people like you give the south a bad name
>>320350490
>how do you think we got to the moon m8
With the help of European expatriate scientists. The same way the U.S. made most of its scientific advancements in the 20th century.
>>320350490
>born
Try immigrated. Seriously a lot of "American" geniuses also happened to be zeroth generation migrants.
>>320347190
Bushwacker from Dirty Bomb.
>>320343223
southerns are the reason why america looks like shit you can't deny this
Is California southern :^)?
>>320350765
California is probably worse
>>320350765
Say what you want but economically, educationally, and affluence wise about the South but at least Virginia and Maryland are consistently in the top 10 for the last half century and still going.
>>320350886
No but it's Wild West.
>>320347190
Lee Everett
>inb4 doesn't count because nigger
Okay, well Kenny was usually right, smart enough to predict when a situation was going to go bad, when to act, et cetera, even if he was rough around the edges. I assume we count Florida as the south, right?
>>320350886
If only. Tune down the degeneracy then we'll talk.
>>320350561
This is a pain I am all too familiar with.
>>320351094
Hasn't the entire walking dead series always focused on the south?
>>320351102
>non-white majority
>extreme high organized crime and violent crime compared to the national average
>Liberalism and extreme left-winged ground zero
>"Tune down the degeneracy"
lol
>anyone of 4chan arguing about intelligence
Let's be real, clearly we are missing some brain cells if we willing choose to spend our time here.
>>320351273
Yes, and it shows with how retarded a lot of characters are. There's a chapter where a very stupid woman falls in love with a prisoner who is allied against her group and has only known for less than a week. I don't even care that he was black. Why the fuck would you trust someone jailed for violent crime that quickly?
>>320343223
North Carolina here (American South), you're going to see more of these flags. Southern flags are mainly a South Carolina thing, but my dad still associates it with southern pride. I don't get it, I don't see it as representing anything terribly meaningful for this generation.
>>320350765
Look, just because I go to metro atlanta and it ranges from ghetto central to 24/7 gay pride doesn't mean the south is shit
>tfw more people fly confederate flags since Dylan "spook the spooks" roof did his thing
>tfw the local park still flies their confed flag
I don't even see the big deal, if you see the confederate flag as a sign of racism, the american flag is just as bad
>>320352174
>>320352459
God I want to kill that faggot
>>320346665
Honestly I would leave Florida but there is a fucking water moccasin sleeping in the cab of my truck and I don't know how to remove it without getting my self killed.
>>320352546
youre just mad he enjoys his life more than yours
>>320352651
I'm mad people give him the time of day. If he was just some faggot chilling at home I wouldn't give a shit,but I have to see his dumbass mug everywhere
fuck off Kanye
>friend's dad spray painted confederate flags onto pallets when the flag controversy was on
>cost about 10 dollars apiece to make
>sold each from 30 to 50 dollars depending on size and mental capacity of customer
>made 2200 dollars off of the whole scenario
>he's waiting for something like this to happen again so he can sell state flags too
>>320352174
Its not even the real confederate flag its the battle flag of the confederate military.
>>320350561
>>tfw southern but like Japanese games almost exclusively
I enjoy it. I can walk into pretty much any Gamestop and can find a copy of whatever Jap game I want even if its been out for years already.
>>320352714
he probably hates his constant media attention more than you do, why do you care so much to the point of wishing death upon someone you've never met
>>320353010
FUCK
OFF
KANYE
Why is it people assume Southerners are the most racist? I'm from Georgia, western Georgia where there's an abundance of black and hispanic people, but my friends, family, and just about everyone I know gets along with each other. And it's not like we have black friends just to have black friends, we don't really care about skin color. Why does the rest of the US make it such a big deal?
>>320353127
The north just tries to project their hidden racism onto us dude. They're way worse when it comes to race.
I live in Richmond, Virginia
It's pretty nice hereI just wish I had some friends irl ;_;
>>320353459
>They're way worse when it comes to race.
Kek, southcucks are actually this delusional. Must be all of the inbreeding.
>>320346665
Kentucky here
We're not southern. We're southeast mixed with midwest.
I hung out with Confederate Apologists once.
Would not do again.
Tennessee here.
Hi.
>>320343223
>When we play shooters we thank god for the second amendment
Guilty
>>320355449
>saving a thumbnail
Good falseflag, my friend.
>>320352549
Use a shovel. Those little shits are everywhere around here.
>>320350561
I enjoy this because it leads to all sorts of funny situations. I went into a local game store and said "I'm looking to purchase Guilty Gear Xrd and a Qanba." Then the guy said "Okay, I know what Guilty Gear is, but what's a.... Shoe In Ba? That Kwanba arcade stick? Is that how they say it?" Oddly enough, I later found out that guy had played Dead or Alive, so I thought he knew Qan was pronounced that way.
>>320345032
Shit anon, I live in Charleston too, at The Citadel. What part of Charleston do you live in?
>>320345976
Isn't texas a country?
