Sakurai has just called you into his office.
"The Smash presentation has been a rousing success. Fans seem to be generally happy with the final DLC roster."
"However, we are going to add one more character before we officially finish work on Smash for 3DS and Wii U. And I'm letting you decide who it will be."
"The only rule is that it has to be a video game character first and foremost. Other than that, you can pick anyone you desire. It doesn't matter if they're an assist trophy already in this game, we'll make it work."
Who do you add?
I tell him to go fuck himself, he want to troll his audience he's alone in this shit.
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>320323417
Temjin from virtual-on
Giant robot that looks cool and add more salt for rudleyfags
>>320323417
I-no
smash could use a musical character
Gotta go with these two, unless they're outside the Realm of *realizable characters
>Implying he hasn't been in more games than films at this point.
>>320323784
I'd be down for thatthough I'd prefer Fei-Yen
kot blini
>>320323417
goku
>>320323417
>"The Smash presentation has been a rousing success. Fans seem to be generally happy with the final DLC roster."
Uhh no, Mr. Sakurai, you shat on everyone yet again and now sit there with your smug gook face pretending you getting your way is what everyone wanted. I'd tell you to kill yourself but honestly I'd rather you be here for when we nuke you off the face of the Earth a second time for being such a rousing faggot. How much did your daddy fist your anus as a kid to make you such a shitter? You are That Kid grown up and put in charge of an entire franchise, with chink eyes.
![bayonetta[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CpahuWo.jpg "bayonetta[1].jpg")
>>320323417
>Mr sakurai, thank you for considering me however with the announcement of BABEonetta, your greatest work is complete.
>I would never dream of trying to add another character after such a perfect one was just revealed. >Thank you for all your hardwork and allow me to bend over while you fuck my sweet sweet ass, daddy.
*I turn 360 degrees and walk away*
>>320323417
This was easy.
>"The Smash presentation has been a rousing success. Fans seem to be generally happy with the final DLC roster."
Why are you a liar, Sakurai
Lanky Kong.
>>320323859
Nobody is implying that. There are only 3 movies.
Kratos from God of War
Have you seen Racist Mario? It's a very popular youtube video featuring the God of War fighting the Plumber of the Mushroom Kingdom. Fans all over the world love it and having a fight between these two icons in Smash would be amazing.
>>320323976
You wouldn't even be able to get past "Mr. Sakurai" without stuttering and hanging up the phone in an embarrassed huff
You know what this roster really needs, Mr. Sakurai? Another Fire Emblem character.
So I told Sakurai to add Bayonetta to smash.. he actually did it! the absolute madman hahahahahahha!
>>320324205
>implying my autism doesn't allow me to say whatever I want to whoever I want with no concern
kek
>>320323417
>>320324205
Very well, we will begin development immediately. Thank you for your suggestion.I unironically want this
>>320324960
whoops, meant for >>320324446
>>320323417
Goku
>>320323417
Goku
Dark Upside-Down Marth the Deathvoid
Leisure Suit Larry
Imagine the response
>>320324960
finally, someone with taste
Asuka from Senran Kagura
C'mon, there's Bayonetta.
Snake was pretty good. This would be insane.
Tell him to go fuck himself regarding characters and deliver the special moves that he was supposed to do for each character instead of just Palutena.
Also an adventure mode.
Master Hand :^)
Well Met!
Sans XD
>>320323417
You know Sakurai, I think you and both know EXACTLY who the fans want.
>>320323417
Well, since you asked.
>there are people who don't want to pilot a fucking mech in Smash
>there are people who don't want to play Norio Wakamoto in Smash
God damn, I hope Monolith rides XBC's chars to 5mash. PxZ2 seems to be doing it.
>>320330762
https://youtu.be/xqWJNu-IllU
