YOU FUCKER, YOU VOTED WITH YOUR DICK INSTEAD WITH YOUR BRAIN AND THIS IS THE RESULT
WE COULD HAVE HAD RIDLEY, WE COULD HAVE HAD K.ROOL AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET ALREADY BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF PERVERTS
>>320294248
I wanted to see Bayonetta molest Peach and nothing you can say will stop it.
>>320294248
>voted with your dick
nah nigga, bayo is more interesting then those fucking meme characters fuck off.
Go to hell. It's a video game, faggot
I think bayonetta is far more suited for a fighting game than k.rool or ridley
>>320294248
BAYO 3 NX CONFIRMEDDD
>tfw you didn't vote at all
willpower bitch.
>>320294248
Nintendo is really shit, isn't it? It's basically solely for weebs and disgusting otaku now.
Glad I got out during the Gamecube era, that was the peak.
>tfw my pick got in
>>320294248
>Sexy witch who fights with her hair and pistols vs 2 oversized fantasy lizards
Go play XCOM2, scaliecuck
>>320294248
>YOU VOTED WITH YOUR DICK INSTEAD WITH YOUR BRAIN
No I voted with both, she makes a better fighter AND she pleases my dick.
>>320294248
>voted for wonder red
>still get a Platinum character
neat
>tfw literally trading my Wii U in tonight
So long suckers, and fuck you Sakurai.
>voted with your dick
>not your brain
Dick confirmed for smart, Bayo's pretty cool.
>>320294248
>>320295657
pretty much this.
This salt is even more delicious than Bayo 2 being WiiU exclusive
>>320294248
lol Bayo was my first pick. Her playstyle is infinitely more interesting than Ridley or K Rool ever could have been. Stay mad.
Bayonetta is fucking awesome, stay mad.Would've preferred Blunder Red but this is the next best thing.
>>320294248
>Ridley
>K.Rool
>Better inclusions than Bayonetta
Clearly they weren't popular enough so get fucked.
>>320294248
people legitimately getting mad over bayonetta
damn this makes me sad
Dont forget to hotglue your Bayonetta Amiibo, and send the images to Platinum as thanks.
>>320295178
>Bayo is weeb now
Fuck off and go back to playing your homoerotic gay love rpgs by Bioware
>>320294248
Bayo had more reason to be in Smash than Cloud at least.
If anything we could've used less fucking Anime swordsmen
>voting for yet another 3rd party character.
You guys are literal kuks
>b-but Bayo2 is fer da WiiU.
she still belongs to SEGA.
>>320294248
>VOTED WITH YOUR DICK
That's the correct way to do it anon. Remember to thank our based eurobros.
>mfw even more bayo /ss/
>>320294248
Bayonetta 2 is better than every game featuring Ridley or K. Rool. Do you dislike good games, anon?
Woo??
???
:^)
I wonder how Kamiya feels about this.
>>320294894
>fighting game
It's an action game.
>>320294248
>negotiable and realizable choices
There wasn't a chance of any of them getting in, it was going to be Bayonetta the entire time.
>>320294248
Stay salty, scrub.
ASHLEYFAGS, GENOFAGS AND TAILSFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
COMPETITIVE
ACTION
GAME
>WE COULD HAVE HAD RIDLEY
>>320294248
who /sellingmywiiu/ here?
>2 non Nintendo characters
>another literal who FE character
So basically Smash has just become video game character battle royale
>>320294248
To be honest, Bayo has a move set MUCH MUCH BETTER than K Rool or Ridley could ever dream.
I voted for MGRR Raiden, Dante and Bayo. Actually happy to see a cuhrazy fighter in.
>>320295752
lol you already bought the wii u, the damage is done
>>320294248
>All this salt that King Shit Rule and Ridley are NEVER EVER
REKT
>>320295178
>Bayo
>Otaku shit
I know it's a meme trying to make gamecubefags look like retards but that's way too much
>BAYONETTA AMIIBO
BAYONETTA AMIIBO
>BAYONETTA AMIIBO
BAYONETTA AMIIBO
>BAYONETTA AMIIBO
BAYONETTA AMIIBO
>BAYONETTA AMIIBO
BAYONETTA AMIIBO
>BAYONETTA AMIIBO
BAYONETTA AMIIBO
>BAYONETTA AMIIBO
>>320294248
>Getting mad about Bayonetta
>Not getting mad about MORE FUCKING ANIME SWORDFIGHTERS!
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I FEEL LIKE SAKURAI HAS LISTEN TO MY PRAYER !!!!!!!! THE FEELING CAN ONLY VE EXPERIENCED BY THOSE WHO VOTED BAYONETTTTTTTAAA !!! EAT SHIT YOU ALL SALTY NIGGGGGERSSSS !!!!
Nintendo is over. I am done with this garbage fanbase of weeabo manchildren.
>>320296101
Ehhhh, Bayonetta is a fantastic series but Super Metroid is god tier.
I'm mad as hell about the Fire Emblem character and the fact that no Rhythm Heaven characters got in, but holy shit Bayonetta looks so fucking fun, and I haven't even played her games yet.
Nah senpai, Bayonetta looks pretty fucking awesome
Shame about shitty Corrin though.
>>320295914
That's the whole history of bayo though.
>>320294248
Europe is a misogynist continent and everybody on it needs to check their privilege.
>>320294248
:^)
>>320294248
MY VOTE MATTERED MORE THAN YOUR'S AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>tfw you voted for Bayo
Meme.Rool and Ridleyfag BTFO
>>320294248
>>320294248
Yeah, I would have totally loved another shitty slow character like Dedede, Bowser and Charizard
>tfw I was the only anon that knew
>Inklings
>Wolf
>Indie shit
WERE NEVER EVER GETTING IN
FUCK ALL YOU FAGS THAT ARGUED WITH ME, YOU ARE ALL BENEATH ME.
Now its time to kick your asses in smash.
>>320294248
This shit was rigged.
Not even well rigged, why oh WHY ISN'T AN INKLING A PLAYABLE CHARACTER INSTEAD OF THIS BORING ONE COLOR HAG?
>>320294248
>we could've had a pipe dream and another boring brawler instead of MvC: The character; the experience
why would i want that
>>320296192
>TAILSFAGS
Do those even exist?
COMPETITIVE ACTION GAME
AHAHAHAHAHA
Nintendo should have spent less time and effort on Smash development and more on development of other Wii U games. We got an entire year of smash DLC before the new zelda.
Think about that.
>Bayonetta going full /ss/ NTR on Pit
Who here got an erection?
I VOTED FOR KRYSTAL
I WAS ALREADY VOTING WITH MY DICK
BUT BAYONETTA SATISFIES MY DICK AS WELL
>>320296036
You spelled Sonyggers wrong
Bayonetta is fine, I'm more mad about fucking Corrin. FE has as many reps as Pokemon and Mario now. Fucking FE, the series that barely sells over a million each game.
>>320294248
>>320296584
no one agrees with you
>>320296549
Well Knucklesfags then.
>>320294248
K. ROOL FAGS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>320296205
I'll buy it from you.
>>320294248
On a side note, they have an FE character who (kinda) uses a lance and dragon powers. I'm happy with that.
>>320296735
The nips love FE, it was for their jap fanbase
#1 VOTED CHARACTER IN EUROPE
AMERICAFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>320294248
I voted for her, didn't think she'd win. Glad all you autists are angry and salty right now.
>among realizable characters
>thinking ridley could have gotten in
>yfw Bayonetta is a certified Nintendo character now
SHANTAEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
SHOVEL KNIGHTFAGS PREPARING TO HANG THEMSELVES
KING K ROOL KUNTS IN A FURY
>>320297018
>>320294248
he said REALIZABLE fighter. bayo was the top non-stupid vote, as in not counting things like ridley.
>>320294248
>Ridley is a boss
>K Rool is a cap
Stay salty.
>>320296757
Nah I completely agree, I don't give a shit about the new smash. It's pretty much a fire emblem fighting game at this point with side characters.
>>320294248
AHAHAHA THE GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING WII U ALL STARS NOW
>Votving with your dick
>bayonetta
Do people unironically find her attractive?
>>320296585
MUH DICK
>>320295178
>I don't know what weeaboo means, but I'm going to use it, anyway
t. you
We got a whore instead of Shrek. Great.
Ridley and K.Rool are shit tier meme characters who will never EVER be in Smash.
>>320296036
stay mad
>RODLEY FAGS BTFO
>K DROOL FAGS BTFO
>RETARDED BANJO FAGS (SERIOUSLY BANJO) BTFO
HAAHAHAHAHAHAA
>mfw geno is a mii costume
TOP LEL
YOU FUCKIN CASUALS!!!
>>320297238
how does dick taste?
>>320294248
>King Kuck Rool fags btfo
>Ridleyfags btfo
>indie trash btfo
I'm so fucking pleased right now. Holy shit.
rare wasn't anything notable
> wanting Ridley
Maybe if Metroid had a non shitty game title in the last ten years.
>>320294248
>Ridley a shit
>K. Rool a mii outfit
Stay mad, bitch. Come February, Female Dante is going to destroy all the shitties online.
>>320294248
FUCK K ROOL
FUCK GOKU
FUCK BANJO
WE GOT A REAL CHARACTER NIGGAS
i'm pretty sure i voted for her too and she's easily the best, most exciting DLC character
anyone who disagrees is a butthurt moron
if you're seriously this upset wait for fucking smash 5 for inkling and co, sakurai basically confirmed he's making it
>>320294248
Anyone else happy as fuck at how mad some people are
>MUH WOLF EUGH IM SO DISSAPOINTED....
>make a ballot
>don't even pick the character that won
So why call it a ballot?
Why not call it the community suggestion box?
>>320297451
Bayonetta isn't a casual game
Bayonetta belongs to Nintendo now.
>>320297721
Lewd
>>320295914
It's Rosalina all over again
>>320297174 (You)
>>320296584 (You)
stay mad
>>320297315
FEELS SO GUD
>>320297702
Did you really think Sakurai was gonna add something stupid like Goku to the game?
>>320297702
Are you fucking retarded?
>>320294248
WHY YOU MAD THO
>>320297860
>implying
I'm not invested in Nintendo, I just agree. But keep being defensive bro :^).
>>320294248
>mfw I realize we wouldn't have a Bayo amiibo if not for this
THANK YOU BAYOFAGS
THANK YOU ALL
I voted for Goku!
>>320296194
you have him, hes just a stage hazard.
lel who the fark cares about Ridley sauce and K.Rool mustard when you can get Bayonnaise
>>320297860
You should take your own advice.
Super Mario Maker unlocks a costume for EVERY SINGLE AMIIBO, right?
So.. Cloud?
>>320297702
>FIRST IN EUROPE
>TOP 5 IN AMERICA
>FIRST WORLDWIDE
>don't even pick the character that won
do americunt realize there are other country other than their own?
Funny thing is that when they showed that she was top of the poll there was the note at the bottom that said
>*among realizable candidates
You just know that the poll was filled up with Goku and Master Chief and shit
Gonna hotglue the fuck out of that bayo amiibo
>>320294894
Competitive Action Game motherfucker
>>320295178
Amen Joey.
Fuck these neo-Nintendo fanboys. They're all cancerous tumors on Nintendo's rotting corpse.
I'm glad you're so proud of yourselves, getting hyped over fucking anime swordfighters and shitty waifus.
Keep buying those Amiibos.
Keep buying all the DLCs.
Keep digging Nintendo's grave deeper.
Fuck all of you.
Fucking roaches.
>>320297958
>Goku is somehow stupid
end yourself
>>320298439
>*among realizable characters*
Bayonetta was going to be added even before the poll was an idea. It never mattered.
You all ruined Smash for yourselves, I don't even play it but know that SJW will take offense to Bayo being in this game
>BTFO
>BTFO
>BTFO
>>320298662
>WAAAAH I WANTED GOKU
Your fault for being retarded
>>320295894
Wonder-Red
>>320294248
>WE COULD HAVE HAD RIDLEY
LIKE I GIVE A SHIT
>WE COULD HAVE HAD K.ROOL
I DON'T FUCKING CARE
>AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET ALREADY BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF PERVERTS
THANK GOODNESS
>>320295894
Vorkken, pls go.
>Smash finally gets another character that can combo
>Faggots world wide blown out
>Smash is now finally almost a fighting game
>Ridley playing anywhere near as interestingly as Bayonetta seems to
I'm eh about her inclusion but her playstyle is fuckin platinum games in smash bros and that's amazing.
>>320298631
>I'm glad you're so proud of yourselves
I am.
>>320294248
> wanting old and busted meme shit that's become absolutely irrelevant
Fuck off.
>Smash brothers is no longer the celebration of Nintendo, but video games in general!
>A-As long as they're designed like anime characters
>>320294564
Holy shit this skank is ugly
>>320294248
my dick has great taste
>>320294248
OP definitely a faggot.
>>320294248
SUCK MY FAT FUCKING DICK YOU JEW FAGGOT
>>320297565
Literally who?
>>320299210
What are you even complaining about?
Don't worry, I predict 5 years until the next Smash, announcement in 3-4 years.
This announcement is much like pic related. I wanted something like Rayman, K. Rool, Banjo, something that used to be relevant and not Sakurai-approved.
>>320294248
>mfw ridley fags
>ice climber fags
>wolf fags
>snake fags
>shovel knight fags
>shantae fags
>are all fucking btfo for the rest of their lives
:^) maybe in smash 5 they will be mii costumes like your friend k rool.
>>320295178
How is Bayo even for weebs? She's not even in an anime art style and she's heavily European influenced.
>>320299558
>implying Sakurai's health will let him make yet another Smash
He almost killed himself making this one
>>320299126
But Bayo got in tho
>>320298653
HE"S A FUCKING IDIOT THAT GOT SHOT BY A MOOK IN "GOD" MODE SHOENEN SHIT TEIR CRAP FAGGOT DSUCK MY FAT DICK
>>320296147
BLOCKED
>>320294248
>*REALIZEABLE*
Whoever we wanted was never happening, they quickly realized they couldn't keep a track on how the votes were going accurately and just went with who they felt would be a neutral-yet-controversial.
I don't know why the fuck corrin is in though, literally what the fuck.
>>320294248
We have this slut and yet there's no Peach upskirts in SSB anymore, at least not in the 3DS version where it's just a black void, dunno about Wii U. ZSS is too low-res on 3DS to be attractive, Bayo is too slutty to be attractive, why even think with your dick when it comes to character selections?
https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/676896950751469568
>>320299718
Wasn't he wearing glasses at one point in the direct when speaking about Corrin or Cloud?
>>320296192
I'm an Ashleyfag, and I'm quite pleased with her getting a costume.
>>320300060
oh my sides
>>320299918
Gotta try to drum up hype for that new FE game...for some stupid reason.
>>320299496
Some variety other than "pretty girl" in the characters.
>>320300104
It's his arm.
He has some calcification shit going on or however you call it
https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/676896950751469568
I am so fucking happy with this result. I voted for her because I legitimately love her character, not because of my dick.
>>320300261
>getting triggered because a character is pretty
>not even considering that people actually really fucking enjoyed her game
Bayonetta 1 was one of the top 5 games from last generation. Bayonetta 2 is one of the top 5 games from this generation. Big surprise that people wanted her in!
>>320300597
Who said anything about their games? We're talking about Smash in case you forgot.
Also nice "triggered", you going to call me a shitlord next because I wanted something different?
>>320301026
Bayonetta is hardly just a pretty girl.
Have you even played the games?
>>320301275
Yeah, and Corrin is "hardly just another FE swordsman".
>>320294248
>ridley
>k. rool
ayy
>>320301461
I dunno. Given how many FE characters are already in the game I can understand why people might not be excited for another one.
>>320301461
Yea. He's actually fairly unique in his play style compared to the rest
>>320299992
>only owning the 3DS version
>>320301026
What the fuck are you on about? We're talking about Smash here, yeah. A game that celebrates other fucking games. I wanted Prof. Layton in the game but I'm not screaming "OMG WAIFU FAGS RUIN EVERYTHING WAAAH :((((((((((" like a fucking retarded americuck.
>>320296217
.....and is that supposed to be a bad thing?
you bet i did
>>320294248
Oh great, more false flags for the inevitable compilation image. I voted for Ridley and only Ridley and this is the single best Smash 4 DLC and the only one I intend to buy. MAYBE Corin if I can stop being mad about 6 FE characters, and maybe Cloud if my friend who only plays jrpgs starts coming over more to play Smash.
>>320294248
>K.Rool and Ridleyfags BTFO.
Feels good.
Too bad I don't really have a smug anime face to with this. So I'll use pic related.
