Riddle me this fuckers
if Tarkus is such a badass how did he get fucking bodied by those dropout KKK members and some wooden beams
>>320233762
>Implying you haven't fallen off the beams at least once
>>320234040
was tarkus such a pussy he instantly went hollow after taking a little drop?
besides, if he could take on a fucking iron golem a little fall shouldnt kill him, stick his hands into the wall or some shit to slow himself down or just take the fall
Clearly, tarkus is just some kind of fake
>>320233762
You can't beat gravity with a sword.
>>320234274
His black iron armor proved his greatest ally, and worst enemy.
Imagine falling 100 feet wearing armor twice your body weight.
He's lucky he didnt end up as Black Iron pancake.
>>320233762
his heavy weapons and armour was his ultimate weakness in the situation that lead to his death.
>>320234774
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>>320235034
but hes undead
why ddint he just revive
>>320235098
You go hollow when you die enough and you give up. His fat-rolling ass gave up after falling too many times.
>>320235225
the beams where not that thin, how clumsy must this motherfucker have been, undead are ment to have blatant superhuman physical abilities. His armour is also not that heavy all things considered, compared to an elite knight set which isnt even full plate its not that bad
do the retards really come out during yuro time
Because he's a big guy.
>>320235808
If he had taken his armor off, would he have lived?
>>320235997
The damage would be extremely painful.
>>320236057
You're a poise-y guy.
>>320236118
For you.
did anyone ever actually draw porn of tarkus?
>>320236118
> poise-y
the fuck nigga
>>320233762
He fell off the rafters, realized his armor was a crutch and decided "fuck that I ain't no scrub"
He threw it on the floor where it was picked up by some dumb asshole who literally died under its massive weight, along with his weapons because why the fuck not? and proceeded through the game naked and bare handed,
fucking gwyndolin in his boypussy, blowing a hot load all over gwnyevere, eating chinese takeout with 4kings, calling seath a nerd, and riding kaathe into the sunset,
and basically you're a fucking pleb
