Adventure Thing, part 20
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Oh shit nigger, you're an adventurer or something.
Choose your class.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>320227608
Aww shit we went too far.
Mystery box
>>320227608
Dickass Thief Lock in.
>>320227608
the box
OH SHIT! ALL THAT FOR NOTHING? IT WAS GETTING AWESOME! MY METAL DREAMS ARE SHATTERED
>>320227608
>Tfw barbarian keeps getting fucked over
We're never gonna conquer that lady knight harem are we?
>>320227608
You fuck, Metal Wizard was cool.
Mystery Box
>>320227608
oh noooooo
mystery box
>>320227608
fuck all of you niggas, I was saying save the bloody game. you fucking imbeciles.
>>320227608
M Y S T E R Y
Y
S
T
E
R
Y
BOX
>>320227608
Loli Thief.
And let's not fuck wit the king, he's always watching his back.
now, his guards however.
>>320227698
This box?
>>320227608
Mystery box!
>>320227608
Mystery box nigga
>>320227760
THAT BOX!
>>320227760
Yeah, that one
>>320227760
I want to play as that box.
>>320227760
the other box
>>320227751
This one. Loli thief.
That Box.
>>320227760
Nah, knight lock in
>>320227760
No, the real hidden box
>>320227760
the bocks
>>320227760
OPEN IT
P
E
N
I
T
>>320227794
You open the box
>>320227907
WRESTLER
>>320227608
Knight, because someone has to keep others alive when wizard runs out of spells and thief decides to dick around for loot.
>>320227907
open the other box
>>320227907
Pick the wizard and redo the last thread.
>>320227907
Let's open the last box too
>>320227907
The ? box, lock in
>>320227907
Knight and Thief duo protag combo, lock in
>>320227907
Wrestler lock in.
>>320227907
DEMON WARLORD LOCK IN
>>320227907
Weeaboo, lock it in
>>320227907
THE BOX
>>320227938
Another box opened, may there's one more
>>320227907
wait what happend to the monk? and the wizard?
>>320228032
little girl cleric lock in
>>320228032
little girl thief
>>320228032
little girl cleric lock in
>>320228032
Select the box as a class
>>320228032
Might aswell open the other box.
>>320228032
little girl peasant
>>320228032
wrestler lock in
but what happend to the monk and wuzard?
>>320228079
Ya sure?
>>320228138
Yes
>>320228138
Go Weeaboo, lock it in
>>320228138
Little Peasant girl , LOCK IT IN
>>320228138
Box lock in
>>320228138
Yes
>>320228118
Monk lived while wizard forgot to save his game
Totally human king lock
>>320228138
BOX
>>320228138
>>320228179
BUT THE BOX
>>320228138
character select too long, so yes
>>320228208
I missed that, I just remember him meeting sue a flash back then that was it.
>>320228138
Hold on. Where the fuck is dude with no head????
>>320228138
yep
>>320228302
he transcended so hard god took him
>>320228302
he got eaten by god... it was on the twitter account....
loli wizard please
Statue!
>>320228179
And so you are now the little girl thief, daughter of the Dickass Thief.
>>320228302
After a game was completed by any character, that class is removed from selection, like Barbarian and Monk
>>320228501
Get killed
>>320228501
Go to the nearest town to steal shit
>>320228501
Stealour hearts
>>320228501
Requesting a group shot of all of the Dickass characters thus far.
>>320228501
So cute! Who is the mother?
>>320228501
Go out and make papa proud, steal the first thing you see
>>320228501
Flashback to dad's advice
>>320228501
Was Jojo behind the 4th box?
>>320228501
We hear about an amazing metal band consisting of a wizard and OUR dickass DAD and an immortal barbarian who hasn't had his head kicked off by a king and never will. And decided to lend our mad skills on the bass to help them.
>>320228501
We need to quickly make a name for ourselves.
steal the painting.
>>320228501
find a party
>>320228549
Hell yeah
It's propably gonna take him some time
>>320228836
Who do we have now? Thief, Fish, Descendant, Skeleton, and Daughter?
>>320228549
Ah yes, the family photo
>>320228579
This next
>>320228931
dickass mom is hot, 10/10 would bone
>>320228931
steal mother
>>320228931
pocket the photo
>>320228931
Look for someone to steal from
>>320228931
Where's the fish?
>>320228931
dick ass theif girl gets scurvy and dies, Fuck why didn't we save!?
>>320228570
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
>>320228931
Go find something to steal
>>320228931
start your stealing spree
>>320228931
I have one question to you OP.
Do they you Coldgate Brutal?
this is important, plz
>>320228998
Under the painting
>>320229003
>trying to kill loli
>on 4chan
Go back to reddit.
>>320229105
Perfect.
Now save.
>>320229105
Go to town and start stealing EVERYTHING you can see
>>320229105
So do they ever settle down and sell toothpaste for a living?
>>320229105
Go find dad
>>320229105
steal the fish castle
>>320229129
I'm death of all things anon
>>320229105
steal the fish castle
>>320229105
go on an adventure
Necromancer required, thread is deader than a doornail
>>320229179
Luckily your dad stole your soul back
>>320229432
steal the scythe
>>320229432
go to all girl thief school
>>320229432
Thanks dad
You're the best
>>320229432
steal deaths scythe
>>320229432
Save game. Steal Dad a present.
>>320229432
Go find dad (and steal cool metal stuff)
>>320229432
Go to thieving school
>>320229432
Practice stealing the fishtank
find your mother and steal her cleavage
>>320229584
steal his robe
>>320229432
dick ass theif death steals life from dick ass theif girl
>>320229584
steal the robes tooo
>>320229584
Steal his red eyes.
>>320229584
Death goes to his closet to find another.
>>320229584
The robe also
>>320229584
Go to nearest town to steal something important
>>320229584
Equip scythe and go out to the nearest dungeon with loot in it
>>320229584
steal his silver teeth
>>320229584
Since death can no longer reap souls everyone is immortal.
>>320229618
Become death himself
>>320229810
go to school, show off robe and scythe
>>320229810
Steal cool heart underwear and wear them on your head.
>>320229810
Do we dare steal the boxers?we do
>>320229810
Death can't take this shit right now and goes to bed.
>>320229810
High five dad, wear robe and do badass thief stuff
>>320229810
Steal his funny bone
>>320229823
This. Also steal the smart kids' answers on the big test today.
>>320229810
With the power of his scythe, kill death. so everyone can be immortal!
>>320230027
steal his soul with the scythe
>>320230027
Scare some townsfolk
>>320230027
steal his legs so he can't run
>>320230027
Steal his boner
>>320230054
This one
>>320230027
time to bail
>>320230069
"YO WHAT THE FUCK IT"
>>320230287
Wait hold the fuck on is that Kevin?
>>320230287
steal his soul
>>320230287
steal his soul
>>320230287
Begin the greatest score of your little girl life, the score of the townspeoples' souls.
>>320230287
steal hisheart
>>320230480
Go to school, steal teacher souls
>>320230480
Peasant soul added to your party
>>320230480
pat soul
>>320230480
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass lol is dick ass old woman with 50 cats, lock in
>>320230480
Whats dickass thief up to?
>>320230480
Steal the soul's soul
>>320230480
go around town stealing souls
>>320230480
steal dads soul
That ghost is naked dress him with reaper underwear.
>>320230639
Oh shit
>>320230526
You got:
Peasant Soul
It's a soul of a peasant. Not much else to say really
>>320230480
Steal death's job!
WE LITTLE GRIM REAPER LOLI NOW.
>>320230712
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass loli is dick ass old woman with 50 cats. lockin, and save.
>>320230712
Give it underwear
>>320230717
wat
>>320230712
arm peasant soul with scythe and reaper clothes for dual class peasant reaper.
>>320230712
Eat the soul.
>>320230712
Make a metal band of your own, aspire to be better than your dad
>>320230712
CHECK STATS
>>320230712
Go to school
>>320230712
sell peasant soul to demons
>>320230712
Ask it why it has tits.
>>320230890
Change your mind and steal the underwear back.
>>320230890
steal his ghosttail
>>320230890
Steal the souls of all anime posters
>>320230872
VIDEO GAMES
>>320230890
Peasant ghost is now panstu on head retarded
>>320230929
Can we please advance the plot?
>>320230984
fart lewdly
>>320230984
Steal his frown
>>320230984
give it a big ol' smooch
>>320230984
ALT+F4
>>320230984
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass loli is dick ass old woman with 50 cats. lockin, and save.
>>320230984
Look for something important to steal
REMINDER THAT IF WE FUCKING SAVED AT LEAST ONCE WE COULD BE METAL MAGE WITH A METAL BAND, BLOOD GOLEM AND A GOD.
>>320230984
Steal nearest jar. Place soul in jar. Create peasant genie.
>>320230984
sell soul for a level to the devil
>>320231029
"But where wuld youe ven get 50 cats?"
>>320231046
>savescumming
Pfft
>>320230984
Steal this post
>>320231029
>>320231046
Well load the save then?
>>320231082
Steal daddys soul to thank him for stealing ours
>>320231082
let's save game
>>320230984
Steal ghost tits so you can be busty loli.
>>320231082
steal a cat
>>320231082
The pet store
>>320231082
Save game, advance plot
>>320231082
steal the accent
>>320231082
Steal them?
>>320231119
"But they're my ghost arms"
>>320231082
Steal the Peasant's soul's soul.
>>320231082
you stole them duh
>>320231161
STEAL THEM ANYWAY
>>320231161
Save game, advance plot!
>>320231161
pat ghost
>>320231087
post none of them
>>320231161
stop fucking around
there are souls to reap
>>320231161
How's Death doing?
>>320231161
steal plot
>>320231161
sell soul to devil
>>320231161
Fine, steal whatever OP uses to draw and draw ghost tits to make it angry.
>>320231161
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass loli is dick ass old woman. lockin, and save.
>>320231229
Death got a new robe from his closet and went back to his daily activity: molesting demons.
>>320231263
This, then steal your youth back so you're 50 years old loli.
>>320231161
ask the soul where it's mortal valuables lay.
>>320231359
Practise sleight of hand by emplying the ol' "thumb removal fake-out" trick and show it to the ghost.
>>320231359
go into the royal treasury with the help of our soul stealing scythe
>>320231359
Why do you do what you do, Death?
>>320231359
Ignore this post >>320231263 forever
>>320231359
sell the soul to demons for levels
>>320231359
Tell Death to fuck off
>>320231359
Leave him to it
Let's save game and go to the nearest school
>>320231359
Steal the new robe
>>320231359
ignore the dumb posts, and go steal the fabled king's treasure
>>320231452
then burn it to add insult to,well,stealing.
>>320231465
Go higher, steal King's identity! Strive for greatness
>>320231409
"Go home little girl, The Royal Treasury is not a playground"
>>320231532
steal his soul, trap it in his armor, and add him to your party
>>320231532
Steal his helmet without him noticing it.
>>320231532
Steal his legs
>>320231532
steal the helmet
>>320231532
steal his spear AND his helmet
link to the previous thread?
not in the paste bin
>>320231532
ignore this post >>320231426
forever
and
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass loli is dick ass old woman. lockin, and save.
>>320231532
Trade scythe for spear. Don't steal, trade it. Not like you can handle both of them.
>>320231532
Lie and talk about how they call you long dick johnny, on account of your large dick.
>>320231532
steal his everything
>>320231532
release a soul album
>>320231532
>>320231616
Might as well steal his armor while you're at it.
>>320231532
Tell Liberty Prime here to eat shit and die.
>>320231629
"What's a dick ass?"
>>320231626
Haven't add it in yet
>>320207024
>>320231728
steal his soul and gloves
>>320231728
steal the questionmark
>>320231728
Steal the guard's legs
>>320231728
stop fighting it OP and do it>>320231629
>>320231728
Steal all of his things including his soul
>>320231728
Steal soul and fuse it with the other one.
>>320231728
Dick is short for Richard and ass is an animal my papa used to ride. Hence the name.
>>320231728
steal his loyalty
>>320231728
Point at the guard.
Then swiftly kick him in the knee.
>>320231728
Steal his helmet without him noticint it.
>>320231728
"Well your quite the dick ass then aren't ya?"
>>320231828
"Ah yes of course, it all makes sense now. I can see everything"
>>320231952
steal his eyesight
>>320231952
Steal his ability to see everything
>>320231952
steal his soul
>>320231952
steal his steel
>>320231952
Steal his arms and legs
>>320231952
steal his job as guard
>>320231952
"Then why do you have a void of,which i am to guess,never ends in place of eyes?"
>>320231952
...everything except Dickass Loli, who snuck past him while he was contemplating.
>>320231952
ignore this specific poster>>320231904
aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnd
skip 50 years into the future where theif loli is old thief woman. lockin, and save.
>>320231952
"I doubt you can see anything in that helmet, mister. The eye hole is on wrong level :3. Can I have your helmet, pretty please?"
>>320231952
steal his sight
Posting vidya lolis.
What are your favorite games with lolis in them?
How many of you have played a game with Ashley in it?
I know I haven't.
>>320232161
Treasury Guard Soul is added to your ghost-party
>>320231980
I like your style
>>320232161
SOUL FUSION to get a NEW SOUL
>>320232161
look for stealables
>>320232161
go into the treasury, dont forget scythe
I don't like Disgaea anymore.
>>320232161
skip 50 years into the future where dickass loli is dickass old woman. lockin, and save.
>>320232161
transfer you mind into his now soulless body.
>>320232161
Use it as scout since it can see everything.
Ask if he can see why kids love cinnamon crunch.
>>320232208
Peasant Guard Soul aquired
>>320232094
This is my favorite game with lolis in it.
Who preorder here?
>>320232323
Gain a purpose for life
>>320232323
MILORD
>>320232323
Go into the treasure room
>>320232323
Find a cat and bind the spirit into it
>>320232323
lets quest to gain the ultimate soul to use against the king
Suguri or the juice?
>>320232323
go into the treasury and rob the place blind
>>320232369
"Milord! We require better wages!"
>>320232439
Hey let's save and exit
Shitposters are going wild and mods may wake up soon
I don't want our loli to die because some faggot was butthurt about barbarian dying again
>>320232439
fuck you ,>>320232242
>>320232439
get a job to pay souls for 50 years.
>>320232439
All of a sudden Death's scythe teleports out of our hands
>>320232439
You'll totally look into it next week, now get back to work you slacker
>>320232439
offer him 100 Macca
Dumb controller.
>>320232439
"Hush you, the unions doen't exist yet"
>>320232323
Go find your quirky best friend(all little girls have one)
>>320232489
"But Milord! We already have jobs! It';s jsut that we're not paid enough for it!"
>>320232439
>>320232589
good thing we're at the treasury and it's down one guard
go steal some treasure
>>320232475
barbarianfags are cancer I swear
>>320232589
Shouldn't it be Milady?
Where are we anyway?
>>320232589
Death comes in and takes the souls
>>320232589
Convince him to let us into the treasure to redistribute the wealth
>>320232589
run for union president that takes about 50 years to souls wages raised
>>320232589
offer him 1 life stone
>>320232589
you work of me and I decide wages
>>320232726
second
>>320232667
loli fags are the true cancer you know this to be true
>>320232674
And he took back his stuff too.
"Go to bed ya brat"
>>320232712
You're not even trying anymore.
>>320232839
go into the treasure chamber and save
>>320232839
the soul was rigged to steal more souls
>>320232839
well at least you can get into the treasury now
>>320232839
take his teeth
>>320232589
pay him 30 gold and then steal 25
>>320232839
steal it back
>>320232839
Blow raspberries at 'em.
>>320232773
non-/v/ shit fags are the true cancer
>>320232843
have you even bothered? >>320232839 Lil loli dickass theif
died of loli cancer
>>320232839
steal Death's skull
MGS would be better if Mei Ling was two or three years younger.
>>320232939
then why are you here? >>320232957
>>320232879
Now if something terrible happens you can always reload
>>320233052
DOOR NUMBER THREE
>>320233052
Activate STEAL mode
>>320233052
KICK THE MIDDLE DOOR DOWN AND LET OUT A WAR CRY
>>320233052
ARTIFACTS
>>320233052
all doors lead to the king
final battle
>05:02:14
>05:02:31
Hmm...
>>320233052
Artifacts are worth the most, go in there
>>320233052
steal the signs then go in artifacts
>>320233052
Steal both doors.
>>320233052
steal the signs
>>320233052
test artifacts door for traps and enter when safe
The original meme game.
>>320233151
This but swap em around.
>>320233138
You enter and find a hallway leading to another door
>>320233245
steal the rug
>>320233245
Look for secret passages
>>320233245
Is it just me or is the hallway smaller towards the end?
>>320233245
Steal the door
>>320233167
> yfw it's full of graphic artifacts
>>320233245
steal the tension of the artifact vault so it's just a normal artifact vault instead of a suspenseful artifact vault
>still no proper TPS with lolis
>>320233245
watch for traps and go down the hallway
>>320233245
The door is clearly the only artifact. Examine it thoroughly for hidden buttons and levers.
>>320233289
You search for secret passages.
>>320233448
Dad checks in to see if you're winning
>>320233448
delete save file
we riding on the edge of disaster!
>>320233448
Seems pretty mundane, check out the door at the end
>>320233448
Found something
>>320233448
Secret button found also this >>320233473
>>320233448
Fall into a pit of despair
>>320233448
Dad comes to help his daughter and sheds manly tears cos he so proud
>>320233448
steal the pending axe and continue to look for secrets
>>320233473
"Ya winning, dear?"
>>320233448
Is that a giant fly swatter?
Also, mom briefly comes through, vacuum cleaning the carpet in the hall. You get annyoed.
>>320233568
Look back at him in shock
Sequel was better.
>>320233568
steal a hug from him
>>320233568
"No"
Have your arm get chopped off by a swinging axe
>>320233448
this should be noted that after loli got chosen, we've been getting nothing but loli pics this session, and they think they aren't the cancer? nigga pls.
>>320233568
steal the hard drive of the faggot waifuposter trying to derail this thread so he cant post any more pictures
>>320233568
Steal dads hood
>>320233689
Yeah, I want to see what he looks like
>>320233568
do a kickass series of flips past the traps and shout "Get out of my room, DAD"
>>320233568
No daddy, this level is too hard. Can you help me pass through it please :3?
>>320233868
Steal dads hood
>>320233868
GOD DAMN IT MOM
>>320233868
go to the door down the hallway and look into the keyhole
>>320233868
change to mom cleaning secret passage way showing that hot milf ass
>>320233868
Find a skateboard and kickflip over the rest of the obstacles
>>320233868
Steal vacuum, clean the room and help your mommy like a good girl you are.
>>320233868
pomf
Alright guys this is your last fucking warning before I get mad.
>>320233868
Pout, which makes her pinch your cheek.
She talks softly (and quite patronizingly) about her "widdle girl" and "her very first BIG adventure".
>>320234032
YEAH MAD
>>320233868
throw a cute fit about it being your campaign and for them to bugger off
>>320233946
You see... a bunch of artifacts
>>320233868
You briefly catch sight of mom's delicious ass while she vacuums.
>>320234130
Attempt to Pick Lock
>>320234130
Dad leaves, having cleared out the other two vaults already because he's a dick.
>>320234130
some one from the other side pokes you in the eye with a needle.
>>320234130
Steal them all
>>320234130
kick the door open and steal gravity
>>320234032
You have undertale voting shit on this very board right now and you want to shit up the game I am playing. Nice pics, but you're a faggot
>>320234130
Steal the traps of the door
What's this say?
>>320234192
didn't stop you from shitting up this game previously.
>>320234215
it says we may need a new thread soon
>>320234179
You'd like to, but the door to them is locked
>>320234272
Examine lock
>>320234272
dad steals the door after having looted the other vaults
>>320234215
ieslos doessir
>>320234272
steal your own virginity
>>320234272
steal lock
>>320234272
unlock the door using thief skills.
>>320234272
Attempt to Pick Lock, but you need Dad's assistance
>>320234272
Steal dads hood
>>320234272
steal door
>>320234272
eat the lock get fat
>>320234192
You're not playing a game. You're shitposting on /v/.
Don't even try to justify it. I already made a thread on /qa/. Fun's over, losers.
>>320234272
steal the lock
>>320234347
"Here's how you do it"
>>320234564
daaaaaaaaaaaad
>>320234564
the room is empty except for the king sitting in the middle
>>320234564
Hug dad
>>320234564
"DAAAD GEEZ I WANTED TO DO IT MYSELF GAWD #GroanZone"
>>320234564
Learn from the experience
>>320234564
Attempt to pick lock, following Dad's technique
>>320234564
dad pls
>>320234615
Hug dad and kiss him
Peashy is the worst.
>>320234564
Ask for an allowance
>>320234383
>I already made a thread on /qa/
Oh man, you're serious.
>>320234564
steal allowance
>>320234615
"Awww....Oh hey door's unlocked"
>>320234810
Steal dad's lockpick while he's vulnerable from the adorable hug, he shouldn't expect anything less from his own daugter
>>320234810
steal his hood
>>320234810
Dad, what is that bulky thing in your pants?
>>320234810
steal the snazziest thing you can find
>>320234810
DUCK!
>>320234810
Steal dads hood and wear it on top of yours
>>320234889
"My dagger"
>>320234889
gross
>>320234978
Steal it
>>320234978
well it's digging in to my hip stop it.
>>320234978
open the door.
>>320234978
Can I get one?
>>320234978
Let's steal some artifacts now
>>320234978
steal it
>>320234978
Are you sure? it looks like something else
>>320234978
>>320235029
GET ON THE FLOOR
>>320234978
Can I have a look?
>>320234978
disregard obvious disgusting shit and go inside the artifact room, examine it
>>320235029
You are now in the artifact room
>>320235170
JPEGS everywhere.
>>320235170
the artifacts talk, apparently
>>320235170
the king finds you, dad sacrifices himself to save oyou
>>320235170
this is boring walk the dinosaur in stead
>>320235170
Level up
>>320235170
do a flip.
>>320235170
search for the mini golem and attempt to revive it
>>320235170
Steal the artifacts
become mega strong
>>320235170
Upon further inspection, the artifacts are cheap, but convincing fakes
>>320235170
Holy shit a talking sword.
>>320235314
Use the dinosaur to break open the cases and steal the artifacts
>>320235314
dinosaur digs up rare treasure
>>320235314
steal his flesh, make a sweet cloak out of it.
>>320235170
Walk the dinosaur
>>320235314
Train the dinosaur to be a thief so it can join the Dickass family
>>320235314
Let's take some artifacts
As a memento
touch the most evil looking artifact and turn into the dark side
daddy will not like what he sees
>>320235359
You got: artifacts
>>320235454
check inventory
>>320235454
NOW USE THE ARTIFACTS AND DINOSAUR TO CHALLENGE DEATH TO A ROCK-OFF
>>320235454
train dinosaur to be dick ass thief
>>320235454
Mount weapon artifacts on dinosaur
>>320235454
equip all of them
>>320235454
Search room for any mysteries and boxes. And mystery boxes.
>>320235454
Become mega strong
>>320235454
dinosaur eats them... whoops
>>320235454
Save and migrate to a new thread
>>320235454
dress up with artifacts, pretend to be the king
>>320235454
Show me the list of artifacts
NOW
>>320235519
stop posting you stupid nigger
>>320235454
Save save save before we get cursed
>>320235527
Wait until my captcha stops being retarded so I can do the right thing.
>>320235489
Hell yeah nigga
>>320235527
Fucking shitposters adding to image limit and not contributing to thread.
>>320235586
>500 replies, 90 images
Yeah he sure is the reason these threads are ending so quickly.
>>320235489
Death doesn't accept because accepting a rockoff is not in The Reaper's Code. It's in the Demon Code instead.
So he opts to lazily sunbathe
>>320235561
loli fags getting butthurt
>>320235647
Challenge him to a sick-nasty game of chess instead, he does that right?
>>320235647
one of the artifacts talk
>>320235647
Make him
>>320235642
Implying he doesn't make it end sooner.
He's just taking up space!
>>320235647
Steal the codes to confuse these supernatural beings
>>320235647
challenge the Demon King to a Rock Off
>>320235647
Steal the Reaper's Code
>>320235647
death flips us off and calls anons pedos for playing
>>320235647
Death what do you even do?
Plot twist: all your artifacts got stolen by ANOTHER thief
and it's not dickass thief but your traitorous mother
>>320235715
So what you retarded faggot? We're not limited to one thread.
>>320235647
Steal deaths sunblock so he burns
>>320235647
inspect artifacts
>>320235746
Seriously.
Death, get your mojito-slurping ass up and DO SOMETHING.
>>320235647
wait, If a demon die what Code do you follow ?
>>320235718
Luckily for Death, he already memorized The Reaper's Code. The demons on the other hand never bothered to study their own code so they got hella confused
>>320235818
> so what
You must be over 18 to post here.
>>320235909
Hey Death how stronk are you?
>>320235909
eat glass
>>320235909
demons all start following the reaper code.
>>320235909
Where are we at this moment in time?
>>320235909
mommy thief tells girl to sleep now
>>320235909
challenge that demon to a rock-off
>>320235979
What the fuck are you smoking
>>320235979
9 demands it.
>>320236074
eat artifacts
>>320235909
Rewrite the demon codes so it says they have to wear their underwear on their heads
>>320236074
eat the king
>>320236074
get laceration and dickass thief gets worried
>>320236074
Study Reaper Code for loopholes.
>>320236074
swear on your fathers grave the king will pay for this
>>320236074
Level Up! in spectacular effects
>>320236074
Eat everything
>>320236074
Die painfully over the next week as your parents and pet dinosaur watch helpless in emotional agony
IF is great.
>>320236074
Die of massive internal bleeding due to ingesting numerous sharp objects.
>>320236108
And so the demons start to lazliy sunbathe with Death
>>320236260
fuck this group of losers, go on an adventure
>>320236260
eat grass
>>320236260
Hey Death how strong are you?
>>320236260
Chill out and smoke weed with death, watch seifeld and then go on epic metal adventure with dad
>>320236260
equip dino with artifacts
>>320236260
when will the beach episode ova end?
>>320236260
Who kills people and inflicts sin in their hearts in the meantime?
>>320236260
get super special ultimate proving of thiefitude quest from dad to become a true master thief.
>>320236260
Demons get nice bronze tan and basically becomes Zyzz
>>320236260
Suddenly, noone is dying because lazy Death.
>>320236297
And so you went on an adventure. To where? Hell if I know. But it's an adventure nontheless
>>320236517
the king notices his artifacts gone
>>320236517
the adventure of menopause
>>320236517
attempt to save a princess in a castle from a wicked dragon-turtle
>>320236517
Save game and___exit___
>>320236517
What exactly will it take for us to end this adventure? Does the King have to die?
>>320236517
Save game.
Equip artifacts.
>>320236517
decide to robin hood the artifacts
inspect artifacts to find out which to give away first
>>320236517
The adventure becomes a shitty sitcom with Dickass family
>>320227608
Dude we were definately not done yet with the monk story. We just finished the mission by beating kings eldrich brother. The fuck.
>>320236517
You jumped and hit an invisible block! *pling*, the coin poped out
>>320236656
we forgot to save ;_;
>>320236656
I missed that is that what happend?
>>320236547
"Alright favourite daughter of mine. Time to prove yourself to be worthy of the Dickass name. I need you to go steal The King's crown"Game SavedAnd that's all the time I have for today, see you in the weekendUpdates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>320236760
You meet a snowman (abominable or otherwise).
Also happens to be quite showman.
>>320236760
kill off thief girl like it was the last of us
>>320236760
Ty op, you're cool
Don't mind the shitposters
>>320236714
did you have fun being autistic
Last loli.
I'll be sure to actually do something next time to stop these shitty, off-topic threads.
>>320236760
Fucking signing up for twitter to follow you anon.
>>320236794
sadly, he melted
>>320236760
Thank you paladin
>>320236873
Alright buddy
>>320236873
try scat
I miss that badass metal wizard
Can I have a request? If you could draw this fedora a little bit better and maybe color it it would be my favourite reaction image
>>320236913
Damn Dickass Thieves, stealing my image
>>320236760
thanks OP see you soon
>>320236873
>I AM SUCH A PUSSY BETA I MUST PLAY POWER FANTASY IN A IMAGE BOARD AS A MOD
>>320236940
But how will I maintain the morale high ground?
I have to appear better than all you stupid shitposters.
>>320236760
>favorite daughter
does this mean we have siblings?are we gonna have to face them?
>>320236978
I'm terrible at coloring and everything else so have jsut the fedora
>>320236982
I am very dissapointed paladin....
Does anyone know any good shitposting IRCs that would want to ruin these threads?
>>320237018
how are we shitposting? We're playing a game you dickwad
>>320237053
Nah, he only has one. Probably.
>>320237094
>>320237112
No you're not.
These threads have been deleted before, so I'll keep doing what's right.
>>320237079
Thanks mayne
>>320237186
"right" is subjective, you're not doing anyone any favors but to feed your ego on an anonymous imageboard. Stroke that shit somewhere else, please
>>320237186
Sure buddy
whatever keeps your self esteem up
if pretending to be a mod is one, go ahead
>>320237112
They're just here to get (You)s
Ignore them if you want it to stop
>>320237279
There's only one proper course of action when you find an off-topic thread.
>>320237281
Says the guy participating in some retarded circlejerk.
I bet you posted in those shitty ROB threads too.
>>320237370
report and ignore?
>there's ANOTHER loli spamming shitposter in these threads
What is this? The fourth time this has happened?
>>320237370
boo hoo hoo
people are not doing what they want me to do
boo hoo hoo
ever heard of what is called 'fun'?
>>320237427
Yeah, but I like to go the extra mile and shitpost hoping it'll catch a janitor's attention if I see the same thread up for hours at a time.
Felt so fucking good when one of these threads was deleted less than a minute after I found it.
>>320237370
You don't know what a circlejerk is.
You whine here and on /qa/ when you could easily report, hide the thread, and fuck off.
Hopefully people are doing that to your posts.
>>320237427
Silly anon, you gotta get them (You)s.
>>320237584
Reporting obviously doesn't do anything when lax janitors are online.
The fact that none of my posts have been deleted proves my point.
>>320237568
Maybe if you keep slurping up janitor smegma they might look in your general direction
>>320237721
Good idea.
>>320237636
it's almost like the janitors respect freedom of speech and board traditions/culture.
fun thread
>>320237636
Not all mods and jannies are the same
some are lazy and don't want to scroll through entire threads to weed out shitposts, they generally tend to remove threads even if they are on-topic. We even had mods support these threads at first.
>>320237809
indeed
>>320237807
>m-muh culture!
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware it was 2009.
>>320237957
You weren't even around back then
>>320237957
I kinda wish it was.
>>320238004
Fuck off to /r9k/ then.
>>320237957
Too bad.
Why don't I ever see you derail actually shitty threads? Are you following NaP's twitter just so you can shitpost?
>>320237957
>I'm sorry, I wasn't aware it was (year)
2011+1 called, they want their outdated meme back.
>>320237957
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
UGH
IT'S TWO THOUSAND AND FIFTEEN
UUUUGHGHHHH I CAN'T EVEN
THE CURRENT YEAR
>>320238071
>off-topic, nothing to do with video games
>dumb circlejerk centered around some lonely faggot
This is a shit thread. Most of the time I just report.
>>320238063
Naw, here's fine. I get to enjoy good ol' CYOA threads
>>320237957
I'm sorry you don't have any semblance of intelligence
>>320238163
Go back to /jp/
>>320238187
I am smarter, have more friends, and guaranteed more attractive than you.
>>320238163
>centered around some lonely faggot
the pot calling the kettle black
See you all next time
>>320238280
Fuck off Death you lazy fag
>>320238280
later bro.
