T.T

>not wanting both
c'mon

>>320214764
It doesn't have a gender, it's a clock

>>320214764
T.T is a non-binary genderfluid transmale with a dick, who is also a sexually fluid polyamorous aromantic pansexual

>>320214764
HI, IM T.T

>>320215168
now THATS what IM talkin 'bout

Hey Ahmed, nice time trial! Wanna bring it to the Whitehouse?

>>320215168
Well it's about time we finally get an anwser

>>320215217
THE STATUS
OK

>>320214764
It's a fucking piece of shit that's what it is
Way too fucking hard to unlock

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>>320214764
>when you accidently honk near ''it''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQXT1LoBOII

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Which one /v/?
Pipsy master-race

im gonna cum inside that ass

>>320216028
Timber

OFFICIAL DIDDY KONG RACING TIER LIST
BASED ON CAR

ST AKUMA TIER
T.T

TOP TIER
Drumstick
Banjo

HIGH TIER
Bumper
Tip-Tup

Low Tier
Conker
Krunch

Bottom Tier
Pipsy
Diddy/Timber

Must be disturbing having T.T. nearby since he knows the everything about time.

>Wow that only took 14 seconds for you to complete. 5 seconds less then last time.
>Your sexual stamina is quite below the world standard.
>I wouldn't smoke that with the time you have left on this woirld

>>320215556
Wanna know what hard is?
Getting Platinum Trophies on Mickey's Speedway USA.
Compared to that, unlocking T.T is a cakewalk

>>320216028
Adorable little pre-BFD Conker was mine.

>>320216028
Sundae all the way

TicToc is a he.

As in, HE HAS NO STYLE

>>320216491
ACTUAL DIDDY KONG RACING TIER LIST (Try me if you don't believe me)

>Car
ST AKUMA TIER (S tier)
T.T.

TOP TIER (A tier)
Drumstick, Banjo

MID TIER (B tier)
Bumper, Conker, Timber, Diddy

LOW TIER (C tier)
Tiptup, Pipsy, Krunch

>Hovercraft
S TIER
T.T., Bumper! Tiptup

A TIER
Diddy, Pipsy, Timber

B TIER
Drumstick, Conker

C TIER
Banjo, Krunch

>Plane
S TIER
Drumstick, T.T., Krunch

A TIER
Banjo, Bumper

B TIER
Pipsy, Tiptup, Diddy

C TIER
Conker, Timber


All other lists are wrong.

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>>320216028

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>>320214764
I will fuck the clock, sure.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wya357Wm-zc

I love dynamically changing music, MIDI or whatever it may be.