>business project assigned at the beginning of the semester due tomorrow
>still posting on /v/
Got any games about avoiding responsibilities?
Drug Lord 2
That's a real business education right there.
>10 word essay due next week
WHAT I LEARNED ON 4CHAN TODAY IS...
WHAT I LEARNED ON 4CHAN TODAY IS...
>>320183128
Heh, I've got a friend going to pharmacology school to satisfy his parents and become a better drug dealer.
The guy is an idiot until you put weights, measurements, quick arithmetic, and drug related chemistry in front of him.
Boy, am I glad I already graduated college. I don't have to worry about 10 word essays ever again.
>>320183486
now you just have to worry about being a slave for the rest of your life
>>320182954
What is this gif from? I saw something like it yesterday and someone said it was french I think, but that's all I got.
>>320183635
At least he can read
>>320183635
You're either a slave to essays or a slave to the man, pick one.
>>320182954
>Got any games about avoiding responsibilities?
Open world games.
>>320183869
I'm only a slave tomy dick.
>5 paragraph book report due tomorrow
>have to have a head, body, AND conclusion
how fucked am I?
>>320183764
Les Kassos, a French parody cartoon.
>Failed my remedial math class again
>Have to go to an express class and spend15 hours in one week redoing the classes then re-take the final
So sick of math.
>>320184048
Where are going to find a store selling body parts at this hour?
>>320184161
Barring actual brain problems, anyone can do math. Your problem is shitty habits that prevent you from retaining what you need to remember. Many people overcome this with practice, but that takes time out of your allotted shitposting schedule.
>>320182954
Why do I want to fuck this poorly drawn cartoon?
>>320184048
Wow 5 whole paragraphs. lol kids these days.
>>320184161
Math is literally the easiest subject on the planet, familia.
History, now that's boring as fuck.
>>320184321
I have bad memory issues, I might have some sort of brain damage.
Anything memory related is a nightmare for me.
So yeah trying to remember 10 different ways to simplify shit is tough for me
>>320184413
Ironically I actually love and do great in history
>>320182954
Fallout 4
I've let 5 settlements get overrun by ghouls already and I have no intention of helping the 6th.
>>320184447
You remembered how to type in English. You can remember how to do math. The question is whether or not you're willing to put the time in.
>>320184048
Essays can be done in 30 to 60 minutes. Unless you don't have the info you need. Better get your ass on that.
>>320184413
>familia.
why is this word so trendy all of a sudden
>>320182954
i dont remember this episode of gumball...
>>320184742
I started it, it's caught on for some reason.
>>320184742
It's our responsibility to appropriate everything adopted by black people so that they feel like their lives matter.
>>320182954
>tfw when dropped out of college 10 years ago because idiocy
>tfw stuck in shit job with no career ladder, so going back to school to get degree
>tfw 4 year degree will take a minimum of 6 years through online classes, while also working full time
>tfw need to stay in shit job to pay for college to get out of shit job
this is why you stay in school, kiddies.or find something that makes you happy and stick with that
>>320182954
nothing specific
but try to find something to sink some time into
like an rpg with dungeons that will take you a few hours
or play some long online matches against people in games
or just find a game from your childhood that you haven't played since and explore your nostalgia once more
>>320184742
It's from the Hestia cartoon.
>>320184742
because neo 4chan aka reddit thinks its funny to talk like black people
>>320183190
OP
IS
FAGGIT.
>>320184413
ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli
>>320182954
>professor tells us we need to program a specific solution to something
>this has been like the 4th time he does this ever since I started
>find out he just re-sells our programs to fat business cats
>contact the company
>they now ask me to program menial shit for them
>get like 2k bounties
>even free flights and hotel stays to the HQ
>professor stopped doing it because I've taken his place instead and they have no use for him
Why the fuck is a professor even allowed to have interests with a private corporation, before his students
>>320184048
>tfw tutor at the local community college
>this is actually sending people into a panic because they don't think they can get one done on Friday for their English 50 final
>mfw I've explained what a thesis sentence and conclusion is 10 times today
>>320184945
>>320185024
>Black people
What? It's literally Italian
>>320185267
no it's not
>>320185267
Famalamadingdong, don't you have your fingers on the pulse of the Internet lingo? Open your eyes.
>>320184550
>>320185173
>historyfags
No wonder you lack actual thinking skills.
Enjoy working at McDonald's.
>>320185267
famiglia is substitue for senpai, which is now wordfiltered, which is dumb nigger speak
>>320185210
The tutors at my CC are fucking trash.
I went there for help with math, the woman flipped out cause I wanted help with more than two questions.
>>320185267
Spanish
>>320184742
f a m is a no-no word
>>320185379
pls no bullying
I legitimately don't even know how to write a 5-7 page research paper because I've never even touched APA formatting and everything I know is MLA
I don't even have a topic and this shit is due in a few hours but I'm fapping to cartoons, fuck. What do I do?
>>320185178
Report to higher ups.
>>320184948
Never too late anon. Just start at community college, make all a's, get scholarships for bachelors, and have enough money before your too old.
>>320182954
Man I fucking hate bimbo lips.
>>320184413
>Math is literally the easiest subject on the planet, familia.
Economics, Business Administration and Accounting are the easiest ones imho. I think I only had a 30% attendance or something from my own logs. Blazed through it with top scores.
>>320185446
Spanish, Italian and I'm pretty sure Portuguese
>>320185727
>mfw 4.0 until the last class of my bachelor's
>16 week long group project
>3 people did nothing, only other person was incompetent
>B
>>320184413
Ron Perlman looks so fucking cool here but why did they leave him with that fucking hair. It's what he always wears and it looks so out of place it looks like it has gel in it. Him with long hair here would be GOAT.
>>320185727
Yup, I signed up for CC classes last week. It's a loooong fucking way to go but I made my first real steps.
>>320184742
They're Mazda shills wanting you to buy this year's latest Familia model.
>this semester was just a bunch of electives (which were still mandatory for some stupid fucking reason)
>did all of my difficult shit fall of last year and this spring
>cruise through this semester doing barely anything
can't wait until its over though
>2 year CC
>Flunk out of two whole semesters due to laziness
>Family pressuring me to graduate soon or I'm cut off
I've cleaned up my act, but it may be too late.
People are questioning why I might need 4 years for a 2 year college
>>320184948
>be highschool drop out
>work as a hairdresser and a 0815 office job some time
>manage to get up on my feet and get some education again
>somehow make it into college
>finish with an amazing GPA
>no company hires me despite my resume
>go back working the shitty jobs
>>320186583
>>320186158
What are your plans after community college, anons?
>>320182954
>all these blog posts
Kill yourselves.
>>320182954
heh, I have the same dilemma. Me and 3 other guys are proposing our business idea to the class. The teacher told us to expect the dean of students and head of the business department to be there as well. Really the only thing I've been putting off is practicing my part of the presentation, but i'm not really too bothered by it since I busted my ass and kept myself at an A grade. Even if we tank it i'll end up with a high B. Anyways, i've been sinking a lot of time into Age of Mythology and Morrowind lately.
>>320186702
>What are your plans after community college, anons?
I might get a job cause of my mom's friend.
If not...I don't know.
I can't stand school, I just want to get into the work force and get it over with.
>Yakuza 5 just came out, only 1 more final exam left
>its the hardest one
JUST
>>320186797
Why is Gaia giving head to her son
>>320186801
I love chemistry, but biochemistry is boring as shit.
>>320186702
I'm going for engineering, so - I should be relatively OK
>>320185392
literally should just say family
>>320187708
Get a load of this gringo
>>320182954
>Math final tomorrow
>Can't concentrate on it
Fuck.
>>320187003
>Hasn't experienced true kinship with his mother
are you gay?
>>320182954
read censorship threads
get disgusted
leave and nver comeback
>>320188301
Some people just don't know what family means.
>I have to make a presentation tomorrow about the investigation I submitted last week
>compared to my class my investigation is the shortest and laziest one
>I haven't prepared anything because my investigation was so shit I don't remember what the fuck I wrote
>my presentation is probably going to consist of 1 minute of improvisation before the professor starts yelling at me for making him lose his time
Like I give a shit about some stupid muslims dying, I am passing the semester anyway even I fail your stupid useless materia
>>320184742
f a m is filtered, so retards try to workaround it.
transferring into software engineering at 4 year school, will minor in CS too. Maybe do masters in SE or CS .