>mfw Mon'Keigh try to mansplain in front of me
>>320176884
Monkey?
>>320178270
are you stupid?
space elves are the worst
>>320178409
who do you like anon?
>Nightmares torment me. I can no longer resist the call of the infinite. Their blows rain heavy. My wraithbone cracks. My sight in this world dims. I return to slumber. My soulstone, please take it. Save...the others
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>>320179304
>You will never have love bloom on the battlefield
>You will never lovingly impregnate a cute Eldar witch
>>320179364
what about a wych?
Choppy Skorpiuns is okay
Da rest of you eldars is just muckin about
>>320178527
Imperial Guard of course.
>liking any xeno race
>>320179496
why are imperium fags also the most insecure?
>>320179304
>>320179341
>>320179364
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>>320179549
[heresy intensifies]
Why is GW so stingy of letting developers make Warhammer games
>>320179884
Afraid it will turn people away from tabletop
They're Jews but not very smart ones
>>320179341
>that harlequin
>>320179884
Lol are you a time traveler from the past?
Any nobody can make a fucking WH40k game now, the fact that you don't know about them speaks of their quality. Fucking dismal.
>>320179010
Death and Fate is a powerful bit of media.
When the Banshee screams "EXTERMINATE THEM!" I always get chills.
>>320179010
>mfw I hear the Save...the others
Fuck me
>>320176884
>tfw no eldar witch gf to fail to impregnate
>>320182060
>Having such weak geneseed that you fail to taint the xenos with your burning hot fury of the Empire
Shame on you Brother. I'll be over here destroying the xenos filth by breeding them out of existence.
>>320182457
>thinking sexually produced hybrids are canon
No brother, you are the sterile
>>320182669
They'll always be canon
It just might not be true
>>320179884
GW thinks that people are seriously lining up to buy $500 in miniatures to play the game and would rather have you do that than buy a $60 game that gives you the same experience.
Its really a shame, because the 40K universe is one of the very coolest IPs and in the hands of competent developers and owners could become one of the most popular franchises of all time.
DIS THRED NOAH BELONGS TO DA ORKS!
>>320182943
>not feeding your khornites cashews of chaos
>>320182060
just cut my head off with a chainblade already ;_;