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>>320170931
tswift, because i already have a gayman PC
Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift is a fucking plank.
No thicc, no dicc.
>>320170931
Can I spend that one night playing the PS4 with Tswifty? Might be a good deal, then.
neither
I remember when I used to take Gamefaqs seriously.
>>320170931
what exactly stops me from playing a PS4 after the night with Swift
Honestly the one night isn't worth it
>Taylor Swift of all women
why?
>>320170931
>impregnate taylor swift and somehow obtain custody of babby
>demand child support
>live the neet life forever
>>320171276
Depends on whether you can do whatever you want to her.
>>320170931
Sonyggers are the most deluded, brainwashed fanbase in existence.
Can we not play ps4 and sing shake it off together
>ps4
>play
TSwift, no question
I own a PC, Xbone and Wii U
I'm good
>>320170931
>Taylor Swift
>>320171486
>I own an Xbone
do you still use a Zune too you fucking loser
>>320171401
Mean is the better song.
>>320170931
Can I just go with neither?
Can I film and sell my encounter? It'd bring in enough money to bribe the asshole who would keep me from playing my PS4 or hire some hood to murder him.
>>320171653
how was the Zune compared to the ipod? I still have my 160gig ipod video and i have never used anything else, but apple music devices still have their problems and hangups.
>>320170931
PS4 hands down
>can finally play BB
On top of that, I'm not even sure if I'd want a one night stand with taytay if they gave me a complimentary PS4.
>sex is better than EVERYTHING you must be a KID or a bitter VIRGIN if you think otherwise fucking nerd xD
yeah yeah
>>320171954
Well, sex IS kinda great anon
>>320170931
gonna take the swift.
In your old age what's gonna be a more interesting story?
the time you hooked up with swift?
or your stories about bloodborne?
>>320172118
>320172118
Yeah but it's either over way too fast or I just get bored and wish I was back home playing videogames.
So a single night which would at most be a couple of hours of actual entertainment vs. the various reds of hours I could rack up on various PS4 games, I'd pick the ps4
>>320172373
You'd have to have people around you to listen to your stories anon.
>>320171158
truuuu
I think the biggest deterrent is that you can never play ps4 again if you choose swift, however you can still fuck women if you choose ps4
>>320170931
Swifty if Persona 5 eventually gets a release on a handheld or other console. Otherwise I've got to pick PS4
>>320172373
Nobody's gonna know who Taylor Swift is when you're old.
>>320172373
Who gives a shit about what stories you have to tell you normie. Bsides, going through Bloodborne for the first time is objectively a far more interesing experience than anything you could possibly do with Taylor Swift.
>>320170931
Neither.
>>320170931
I don't want an STD
Replace Taylor with Marina and we have a deal.
>>320170931
>one night stand or ps4
Why would anyone take a one night stand? If it was marriage, okay I'm down. But a one night stand? You can literally fuck any woman, it's the same shit. One pussy is the same as the rest. Plus, I've been friends with women hotter than Taylor swift(unfortunately no sex). Two of them became professional models because they have no talent besides their looks and pussy kek.
Men pick a ps4 because pussy is all the same, even if it's on a celebrity. And I'm almost 100% sure kids here think that celebrities have perfect bodies. I've got news for you, their hideously normal without the makeup and camera effects.
You'll see all the imperfections she has and she'll be ruined for you for your faps of her ideal image.
>Sex outside of marraige
>Potentially thousands of hours of gameplay
vs
>5 minutes of sex on a good day
Yeah, nah. Going PS4. I know my capabilities.
Did she really want to copyright a whole year?
TayTay uggo.
>tfw swift is disgusted by you, keeps crying and tries to push you away but just can't shake it off, shake it off uhhh uhhh uhhhh
>choosing a PS4 over sex with Taylor Swift
People going for the fuck are just weird. For all we know she could be the most boring twat imaginable in bed. You must be really fucking thirsty to give up your hobby just to get laid.
Swift has been in rap videos and is friends with rappers. Chances are she's been fucked by blackies. Some "southern country belle" America.
>>320171908
Was a perfectly good audio player with fucking awful software attached to it. I've had nothing but problems with the software attached to Zune. Itunes is shitty in its own right but at least it works.
>>320173287
but that's what "southern country bell" implies, anon
>>320170931
I don't feel attraction to any humans so PS4
>>320170931
As a homosexual, even i would bang TayTay, she's sweet.
Why is Taylor Swift suddenly a big meme around here?
Did I miss something she did?
>>320172429
>>320172118
sex is the most boring fucking shit let me tell you
>YOU JUST HAVENT HAD GOOD SEX
It's literally minigame-tier, fuck that shit
It's like if you grinded a jRPG all the way til the end and got a fucking TAP A to win minigame instead of a five phase fight of a guy turning into a God for a final boss
>>320173287
It's funny because she's a corporate whore and only ever got with kendrick because of the buzz, and the "le pure white grl meets grizzled compton rapper" gimmick was simply too jewish to not work.
Though it also works because taylor swift and rap fans have a lot in common, like being insufferable shitposting faggots who have made /mu/ un-browseable
PS4
I can sell that, can't sell my virginity.
>>320173263
but we already know PS4 is the most boring console imaginable, i would rather take the risk with shitty sex
Taylor Swift all the way.
PS4 only has one game.
>>320172118
sex is a literal meme that serves no positive purpose and ties you to some dirty bitch if the birth control doesn't work
>>320172916
This desu
I'd rather fap to the hostesses when Yakuza 0 eventually gets released tbqh.
>>320170931
tswift but I don't have a PS4.
Gaymfaqs must be mostly teens who don't have jobs
>>320170931
>giving up the console of the century for extreme, possibly blacked, used goods
>>320173854
>console of the century
>has one game
I don't get it. Why would I chose to have sex with a stranger, and once at that, over hundreds of hours of fun, or even a few dozen, with vidya?
I care nothing about celebrities and I certainly don't want to have sex with a stranger.
And she is ugly. Does this look attractive to you? She's disgusting. Is this a trick question?
I feel like I'm fucking 90. I don't understand the world anymore.
>>320173854
Exactly. Literally go to Scandinavia and you'll be drowning in Taylor swifts. They'll come in all shapes and sizes.
I don' t want a PS4 and will never play one anyway.
I will have sex with Taylor while showing her my master race PC.
>>320174036
more like drowning in hijabs
>>320173385
that's disheartening. I want an actual music player that doesn't suck and can actually hold my full library of music and can actually work with a range of file types
>>320174105
That makes it exotic :^)
PS4 is only correct answer. Only virgins would pick one night stand with some shit celebrity who is probably not even good in bed.
>>320173995
She looks a bit like Trump in this image.
>>320170931
>black up Taylor fucking Swift or nogaemz 2: electric boogaloo
gee I wonder which one
>>320174235
Well Zunes were discontinued a long time ago anyway. Zune was basically the Origin to Ipod's Steam.
>>320170931
Neither. The PS4 has nothing I want to play and I am pretty sure Tswift is legit autistic.
I've finished Bloodborne, TaySway it is.
>>320170931
Eh, I never got the attraction for TSwift. I'll keep my vidya.
Step it up senpai
>>320174067
>anon makes a sex tape with a prostitute
>"Yea, you like that you console peasant?"
>"O yes baby"
>"Tell me I'm the master race"
>"You're the master race"
>"BEG FOR THE MASTER DICK"
>"GIVE IT TO ME"
>"I'M ABOUT TO BUST MY NUT. GET READY FOR MY LOAD AT 240 FPS"
>"UHHHHHHHHH"
>"YEA. YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING PEASANT. PC MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN."
I would almost be willing to pay anon to do this.
>>320171220
The second you turn on the ps4 you'll be immediately tranquilized and wake up 1 hour later, PS4 off
>meme singer
>meme console
nah
>>320174302
Imagine having Taylor Swift, the most popular female singer in the world, sing falsetto with your dick in her mouth while you tape. She sucks you off and she gargles your cum and sings.
You then strip her clothes off and fuck her in her million dollar mansion right next to her Grammy awards while she begs you to cum deep inside and get her pregnant.
That's choice one.
The other is you sitting in a dark room with no games.
>virgins picking a one night stand instead of a console
lmao literally pathetic tbqh familias
I'd take the PS4.
But if it was a passable trap and we would take turns fucking each other in the butt then I'd be all over that.
>>320174067
"your rig is so impressive senpai... show me your specs uguu~ "
I bet she sucks at fucking
She seems like the kind of girl that lays there like a fucking rug
Would be no wonder she has so many breakup songs
Give me the PS4
I haven't made a Bloodtinge build yet, so the answer is obvious.
>>320173547
You're doing it all wrong, you're describing a basic pump and dump.
Where's your foreplay? Where's your increasing levels of BDSM each time you cum? Where's the multiple orgasms bonus round? And where's the sucking off at the end?
Throw in multiple positions and you have your final boss.
>waste an entire night with a stuck up Hollywood skank and never get to play a PS4 again
I'm failing to see how this could be a good thing
>>320174630
Normalfags will pick the console
>lmao fuck the bitch, I need muh Halo Uncharted Creed XDDD YOLO
>btw my gee eff would kill me if I did it LOL XD
Fuck the PS4. Never going to own one anyway. I'd just lose my virginity.
>>320171392
Enjoy your human twig
>>320175015
>Where's your increasing levels of BDSM each time you cum? Where's the multiple orgasms bonus round?
In doujins and h-games where they actually exist for males
>>320175063
But anon, you could keep the ps4, play it, then sell it for pussy money later.
>>320170931
No wonder tumblertale is winning the poll. Gamefaqs is full of retards.
>>320175248
Who would buy the PS4 though?
Pretty much everything coming to PS4 is available on PS3, Vita or PC
I'd take TSwift. I dont even like her of her music but it'll probably help my crippling depression.
>>320170931
why the fuck would I hardlock myself out of wedding TSwift? PS four that day, TSwift for life
>>320175357
Prostitutes.
>there are grown men, adult men who vote for my president and would cover my ass in the event of being drafted, who care about Hollywood celebrities
You wear nail polish too, fags?
>b-but it's okay when I do it!
>it's fun!
>>320175248
Swift seems like one of the higher end escorts though. It would cost thousands.
Obviously you could just get some mexican or jungle asian but you have to weigh the values here
>lose nier 2 and yakuza 6 forever to fuck an ironing board skeleton
Sorry im not a quck. Tswift is to bony for my tastes. If you would trade HD persona 5, yakuza 6, or nier 2 for her you're gay.
>>320170931
Want to play games.
Taylor Swift is 3d. Not even attractive.
>>320175830
Nier 2 is confirmed multiplat, look it up.
>>320174629
If you are that horny might as well sell PS4 and get yourself some nice hookers. Better than Taylor for sure.
As I said, only one correct answer.
Constant Sex>Vidya>One Night Stands
>>320170931
>she grew up near me
>i knew her
>>320173701
Bloodborne> sex with taylor swift
I guess Taylor Swift cause I don't own a ps4,so technically I can't keep something I don't have. And I'm not too fussed about never playing one.
>>320171706
What comic is this familia?
>>320175936
If you tape it and sell it for money you'll be set and be forever known as the guy that fucked the biggest female celebrity in her prime and had her beg and submit to his dick.
You will get millions of free pussy just for that. You'll go to restaurants and have your food on the house because of your status. And you'll have millions of dollars and a nice video of the memory.
>>320176280
Hark! A Vagrant I think
>>320176280
Pretty sure it's hiimdaisy
>>320176323
Okay you win.
>>320175818
>and would cover my ass in the event of being drafted
I would be in Canada by then, m8
>>320175927
>look it up
>nothing says that it's on anything but PS4
you got me
>>320176568
What the fuck is wrong with you
>be nigger
>take five Viagra and fuck her nonstop in every position imaginable until the sun comes up
>do the dirtiest shit imaginable, ie. rough anal, A2M, bukkae, etc
>videotape the entire thing
>sell a clip of me ejaculating into her mouth to TMZ for $1 million dollars
>become an instant celebrity and make money off the ensuring controversy
>sell small portions of the video to private buyers or porno sites for even higher prices
>retire to a private island in the Caribbean
>buy PS5
>>320177821
Wrong thread my african-american friend
Does she do anal?
>>320170931
Taylor Swift looks like an anorexic giraffe with a chipmunk's face.
>>320172118
Sex is great. But it needs to be well dosed.
Too much of it leads to degeneracy.
I have no idea who Taylor Swift is, but I'd take her over a PS4.
Literally nothing but Bloodborne's looking good.
>>320177980
Please redirect me to the correct location for this post kind anon
>>320178461
>I have no idea who Taylor Swift is
>>320178747
I'm sorry I don't keep up with american celebs.
>>320170931
>not wanting to stay up all night with tswift discussing the future of the white race
>>320178461
Yea? No.
>>320170931
Swift
Taylor Swift because I like playing video games and I hate weebshit
I don't know, T Swift is a qt but I play a lot of bloodborne.
I guess she doesn't have much of a booty so i'll keep my PS4
PS4 has no games so TS
![Emma-watson-hot-and-sexy-wallpapers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kF0EVwM.jpg "Emma-watson-hot-and-sexy-wallpapers[1].jpg")
Allow me to raise the stakes.
One full month with Emma Watson. She will sleep with you every night. She will have sex with you anywhere at any time and is always in the mood. She is down for any kind of kinky and/or degenerate filth that gets your jollies off.
After the month is up, you can't play video games ever again. Any time you try to play a game, all you see is a black screen. However, you can still watch Let's Plays on Youtube, butonly if they were done by DSP. Everything else is off limits.
Alternatively, you can have Jenna Fischer instead of Emma. But once you make your choice you can't change your mind later.
I can either play Bloodborne, or have an angry breakup song written about me. I will take Bloodborne.
>>320180213
Easy. Vidya.
>>320180213
>no games forever
That's not upping the anti faggot. That's making it a landslide victory in one direction.
Who the fuck would give up videogames for a life time for 1 month with some random whore?
>>320180213
Nah Emma will no doubt have a nasty bush and refuse to trim because "muh empowerment" and I don't even know who Jenna Fischer is.
>>320170931
If I don't pick taytay will I be forced to play games on that shitty console?
>>320180213
I'm not gonna trade vidya for some random white chick. I'm good.
> taytay will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>320180213
>Emma Watson will never drug me, tie up and molest me while telling me what a sexist shitlord I amI just want to be her little tampon boy
>take selfie in bed with Taylor Swift
>every girl now wants your dick
>>320171653
>le xbone is bad meme
Hot, wet, rich girl pussy vs 30fps.
How is that even a question?
>Picking swift
I want normalfags to leave
>>320170931
Taylor Swift in a heartbeat. I'll get a song written about me and I get to lose my virginity!
>>320176323
>in her prime
10 years too late, family.
Really, I don't care about having sex THAT much. I mean yes, it'd be amazing but what I really want to do is cuddle, stroke their cheek, rub their feet, etc. You know just someone to hold. Someone who smells nice and cares about me.
Taylor swift is a Callie, a sex demon, fun, sure, but I want a Marie. Someone who wants me to hold them. Someone who would APPRECIATE me holding them, ya know?
>>320170931
>fuck Taylor Swift
>take away the means to play crap like Bloodboring and Unsharted Bore
>PS5 will be backwards compatible anyways
>new Yakuza games are on PS3
But I won't be able to play my multiplats at an epic cinematic 900p! nooooo
This thread was clearly made to out all the normies.
>>320170931
Instead can I just watch taylor swift get gang banged by an entire cell block of the local supermax prison?
>>320181337
if you could have actual physical sex with the anime girl of your choice, would you give up your PS4?
>>320180213
>Emma Watson
Most overrated shit ever.
>>320180213
>One full month with Emma Watson
At what age
>>320181432
I'd give up any vidya for that
>google taylor swift
>tips fedora
I'll take the ps4
sonyfags are really fags wow
i have always found swift very boring but even then a ps4 more so so ill take swift
me and her can talk all night and maybe i wont find her so boring anymore
>>320172118
>every time I have sex I can't cum
>it doesn't even feel that good
>i just get bored and wish I was at home playing video games
how do i make sex feel good
>>320172892
>marina
Only if she's marina cordoba
>>320181337
agreed, anyone pleb enough to play on a console is a fucking normie who needs to fuck off with all the other chads
>>320181641
Try women instead.
>>320181641
start having sex with people you're sexually attracted to. try men.
>>320170931
Taylor Swift.
I don't find her extraordinarily attractive or anything, but I've had my fill with Bloodborne so why not.
Kek, all of these ugly fat virgin faggots on this thread. I can get pussy whenever I want, fuck Taylor Swift. Give me someone that doesn't have a pancake ass.
>>320181641
How can you not cum? Are you really anxious about orgasm or something?
You just gotta relax nigga
>>320170931
Don't own a PS4 so getting some celeb to do unspeakable and potentially illegal sexual acts to me for one night is the obvious answer.
>>320181998
Why not both? Thai ladyboys.
>>320181710
but all of the weebshit is on consoles
Can i change Taylor Swift for the whatever woman i want? Otherwise i can get sex with a hot stranger for much cheaper than a ps4
>>320181357
Is there a porno like this? I want to see some hilariously racist interracial
>>320181998
Most likely psychological. You just need to get used to it.Worst case, you actually have something wrong with you.
>>320181432
That a much better deal Is it one time though?
>>320181641
I didn't cum the first 3 times a had sex. You have to get your stroke right or the girl has to be great at riding. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't all come natural and it takes practice.
Ålso, condoms suck but you can't bareback everyone
>>320181432
Can I just rape this thing and steal her geimus?
>>320171302
>fat nerd vs. hot white girl in court
>hot white girl has money to hire a team of lawyers, fat nerd has to represent himself.
You'd be lucky if the baby ever even learns your name, much more to keep even 1% of your paychecks for the rest of your life.
>>320171954
you clearly have never had sex before you fucking loserkinky shit makes it infinitely better
You get to have sex AND you don't have to play the garbage that is PS4.
Win-win.
>>320170931
>not fucking the PS4 instead
>>320182519
I've yet to find anything better than opiates.
>>320174235
Just get a Sansa Clip and a big MicroSD. It can hold all of your shit quality library and also support superior audio files like FLAC, should you come to your senses.
>>320171908
The Zune was a God tier music player and the software worked great idk what that other anon is taking about
>>320170931
Taylor swift because I'm PC master race. If I had to downgrade myself to dirty peasant status or tswift, that would make me reconsider.
>>320182657
Why are people still buying MP3 players when they have smartphones? Seriously, what are you doing? And if you care about audio quality you wouldn't buy some shitty clip or faggot ipod.
I have a thing for Carly Rae so I'd probably stick with my PS4 and hope that one day I could spend a night with her.
i want to play video games so i'd fug taylor swift
I have a pretty small sex drive (havent jerked off in a few weeks), with nearly 21, completely virgin, fat, no selfsteem.
What do?
Jerking off to T Swizzle is probably better than the real thing.
tswift, pc yo.
>>320170931
PS4. Tay Sway looks like a fucking alien.
>>320170931
Taylor Swift has the body of a 13 year old boy. No titties, no ass. Nothing. Miley Cyrus has a better body than her and that's depressing as fuck.
Give me the PS4
>>320183497
Begin your training
>3d
disgusting твн
>>320173547
Sounds like you just inserted then went home
No wonder sex is fucking boring for you.
>>320184013
>Taylor Swift has the body of a 13 year old boy.
>>320183497
wallow in self pity
PS4. It would only be a choice if it was one night with TayTay and Karlie Kloss.
The complications weigh in when a PS4 is roughly 250-300 dollars for the one game you'll play on it, whereas this is basically a 300 dollar hooker that will give you the best sex tape in America right now.
Plus she hs a really cute voice and I bet if you get her to orgasm, it'd sound amazing.
>>320182427
>implying tumblr wouldn't take advantage of the chance to screw a white female
Anon will have support
>>320170931
>Fuck Taylor
>Wait for PS5 which will probably include remastered versions of the best PS4 had to offer
I fail to see a problem
I PREFER JERKING OFF INSTEAD TAYLOR OR PS4!
yakuza 0 is coming out sometime next year so I'm not giving up my PS4 for some girl
>>320186985
You got a source for it coming next year?
>>320185238
>implying tumblr will help a fat male whitey
>>320171217
I haven't been to Gamefaqs since 2001.
>>320187061
My boipussi.
>>320172979
Made me chuckle.
>>320170931
This is basically an "are you a permavirgin or not?" question. Anyone putting pussy this much on a pedestal would answer with a bold Yes.
>>320176323
You could be the next Ray J, and when taytay gets married u can make a song called I hit it first too
>>320170931
How about I have sex with Amy Schumer every week for a year if I can remove the PS4 from existence?
>>320173547
Normal sex is boring yes. But that's why they invented things like bondage and kink
>>320180213
She looks like that faggot on the right of that image with the brazilian femboys. I only have pic related showing the one at the left cropped from the image.
Emma Watson is literally that boy in drag.
>>320170931
5/10 girl or a 10/10 video game mashine....
yea, hard choise... lol..........
>>320190006
>mashine
>choise
Taylor Swift is nothing special WTF...
famous girls are so glorified its ridiculous, amazing women are right under your fucking nose
PS4 no fucking contest, I already fuck girls much more talented on the reg so why bother?
ask this question on SwiftFAQs and then let's talk about the results.
>>320190609
>amazing women are right under your nose
Only a woman says shit like that.
i will probably never own a ps4, and i've already played blood souls, so Taylor
>>320191825
>tfw you realize taylor ain't that tall and you're actually taller than her
can i blackmail her for money later on so i can buy all the PS4s i want?
>>320172892
god damn I love that woman
>>320170931
i'd rather get raped by macaulay culkin and not get a ps4
>>320192985
>tfw you realize that your nose covers a empty hole in your head and it has two holes so the inside of your head is touching outside air
How the fuck does the body work? So spooky
