>you've been playing for too long, consider going outside
>giving a shit
They can't make you live healthily.
>>320135562
What is "Metal Gear Solid 4", Alex.
>>320135707
a game is telling me that
>"Okay, you finished the game. Go outside and play now."
>>320135562
>died
>do you want to change difficulty?
>pause that online game, it's time for dinner
I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!
>>320137786
Sorry squiffy, I don't quite understand that banter, old chap.
>>320135562
>>you've been playing for too long, consider going outside
Fuck that at the moment in england... we have been told to not go out unless necessary.
>get stuck in flood water
>police ask why i risked going out
>"my game told me to since ive been playing for an hour"
>>320135562
No. Last time I did that I had a crippling panic attack.
>>320139813
That flood.
Only heard news since I live in London.
Every year people get fucked with weather.
But it's raining outside.
A video game telling you to stop playing is like a drug dealer telling you to slow down.
Most dealers, from my experience, will encourage you to use and even give you a little bit "extra" because they "like you".
>>320135562
If i would have something to do outside, i wouldn't be playing. Is that so fucking hard to understand?
>>320142438
It's called fake responsibility. making it look as if they care.
I play video games because I'd rather not go outside and get shot by niggers
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>>320137786
Raiden, something happened to em last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly. Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I cam too, I was home.
What do you think happened to me...?
