LOL
>>320022649
>This party's cool, but I wish there was a way to find the unemployed, smelly, degenerate man-children in the crowd
Just look around for the idiots wearing graphic t-shirts.
Classic laughs?
>>320022649
>This was a meme
I still just don't get it. What was even memetic about the line in the game? It let you know GlaDOS was evil incase you had a mental handicap and didn't already realize. Why would memes even be made of that?
>>320023208
Is that a giant wedge of cheese? What the hell is that supposed to be?
>>320023280
My knees are arrowed xD
>>320023441
wow youre new
>>320023441
A collective mass of spaghetti spilling out.
>>320023441
LASER CHEESEIt's supposed to be a crowd of people. I guess she got bored of drawing it halfway through.
>>320023541
I've been here a while and I also never understood it.
>>320023541
>Only an oldfag, such as myself, would understand this epic meme made for only us oldfags ;)))
Kill yourself you worthless degenerate
chuckle!
>>320023208
>>320023648
I like how you can tell she spent a lot of time drawing herself in the second panel and then just kinda phoned it in on the third one where she had to draw other people
>>320023208
Fuck, why would they publish this?
>>320023441
It's an originally French comic, and the pun doesn't really work in English. In French, when you feel like everyone's looking at you, there's a metaphor along the lines of "a bunch of holes are pointing at me".
I guess the joke is that Swiss cheese has a lot of holes.
>>320023280
I'd take the guess that GlaDOS says "there will be cake" around 200 times in that game, and when you found out the wall writing, "it all makes sense"
>>320023737
>by ben garrison
Is that the only change? I feel like I'm missing something.
>>320023681
>being this mad at a comment on an anonymous Chinese massage board
LOL
>>320023963
you're missing yourdaily dosis
>>320023737
Thanks, doc.
laughter!
>>320023927
I really doubt its even that. I bet she played portal, and then realized that the cake thing was a meme, and then decided to make a portal reference that anyone could understand. It's a bad joke, and bad art, and a stupid everything.
>>320023963
the emergency sing changed to B^U LOSS
>>320022649
>This was 5 years ago
>>320024083
>>320024053
......ohthanks doc
(laughter continues)
ROFL
>>320023998
>Taking the bait
>>320024097
It's always a laugh thinking about how everyone forgot about Remember Me.
What a mediocre game.
>>320023737
>>320024083
>>320024138
Something subtle was changed in every panel it seems. The bed gate was changed into the minimalist B^U. What was changed on the second panel?
>>320023208
Someone post the JoJo version.
>>320023737
Thanks doc
>>320024372
Never mind, I found it.It's the black posters on the back wall.
>>320024336
I'm guessing that originally she solves the complicated science problem?
Pretty funny that she would know how to solve it but somehow not know that DRY ERASE markers don't need saliva to be erased.
>>320024293
Classic
(laughter gradually becomes louder as time passes)
>>320024372
The pictures on the wall are rearranged.
>>320024508
It could be a wet erase board so that people don't accidentally wipe it off
>>320024336
goodwillcunting.jpg
>>320024550
>>320024550
I bet Dobby wanted this to become a syndicated comic in the sunday paper. The formula is so predictable. It's basically Garfield with video games.
lol
Wanna know what's really consistent with these comics? They're not funny.
>>320024684
OTHER
GAME
>>320024685
>not the knight one
>>320024097
why do these argumentative counteredits always make me feel embarrassed
>>320023208
(laughter becomes so loud that it becomes difficult to think)
>>320024796
uh oh...
>>320024796
STOP. DONT DO THIS. STOP THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>320024856
can be read in any order
>>320024729
That would seem in line with his inflated ego.
>>320024856
ANY
ORDER
>>320024764
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?Because they're about video games
>>320024896
>>320024816
THAT ONE IS REALLY BORING
>>320024856what order do you read it in?
(eventually your thoughts become laughter as well and you subconsciously begin laughing as well)
>>320024896
Welp, that's not what I was expecting.
>>320024896
oh
>>320024896
sweet jesus I was expecting something completely different but equally repulsive
>>320024796
HERE WE GO
>>320024796
Hey this looks familiar-
>>320024896
OH YEAH I REMEMBER NOW
>>320024856
what's the joke here
>>320024990
The knight one is good because it's almost as depressing as Travis.
>>320024896
STRANGER DANGER
STRANGER DANGER
>>320023208
>>320024856
Assuming that the top right panel is #2, then 2,3,4,1 is the best order to read it in.
(very soon everyone starts laughing, and slowly the laughter begins to converge into one singular laugh)
>>320025109
REMEMBER TRAVIS
>>320024998
>that awful shade of yellow all over the place
>>320024997
I assume left to right, top down, like every other comic...
>>320024028
Fugggg
>>320024998
>>320025184
>>320025109
>>320025218
Can't you just break free from inside her stomach? I don't think the walls are that tough.
>>320025142
Sparrow is great.
>>320025184
>disliking the best Mario character
>>320025142
oh jesuswhere's the uncensored version
>>320024097
>no airman
You fucked up, anon.
>>320025218
Will someone kill that dinosaur?
>>320023681
>Yea guys who cares if he's an oldfag or new fag. All that matters is I feel superior to both
>mom walks in
>>320022649
i always liked this comic, is comfy in a normalfag way.
>>320023208
>>320025238
Wow, good observation. The color yellow disgusts me, and especially so when it's so vibrant.
>>320025184
He's aware that Mega Man 9 and 10 were also on Xbox Live Arcade and PSN, right?
>>320022649
(the laughter fills your soul with power you didn't even know you had before)
>>320024097
This counterargument doesn't even make sense when you consider how large women are a part of gaming now, statistically speaking.
Isn't it like 50+ %?
>>320025184
>disliking a game because it made Link blonde
Oh Dobbers. Every time.
(as you continue laughter, you and every other human being slowly rise off the ground by sheer laughter alone)
>>320023737
Thanks, doc.
>>320024856
Huh
You really can read it in any order, neat
>>320022649
Owwwww, this one hurt more than most.
>>320023541
(you)
>>320025587
>Like, really, it was painful for me to draw this
Wow, so progressive, I'm a girl and I would totally have sex with him for knowing this fact
>>320025632
but they play shitty smartphone games, they're still a minority when it comes to console and PC games
>>320025247
Judging from the art style. One can only assume this particular visual novel is to be read like a Manga. That is right to left.
>>320025632
>Isn't it like 50+ %?
No.
That study bases things off of the gender of your character/avatar.
Also shitty mobile games that your mom plays.
>>320025727
>dobson drew four different pieces of homoerotic superhero art
Disregarding his point, that's hilarious
>>320025365
Sparrow's hentaifoundry
>>320025783
London?
>>320025587
>panel 1
dobson takes issue with the word of the artist
>panel 2
dobson takes issue with the producer (a class often known for awful opinions informed only by business), not the person who made the work
>implying this is the basis of a sensible argument
when will he ever learn
>>320025727
>Every time an argument like this is made by a man, it's ALWAYS a white male or tranny
>Every
>Fucking
>Time
Why is this allowed?
>>320024028
What is this even a spoiler to? Bravely Second?
(your slow ascent becomes ludicrously fast in seconds, you and everyone else fly off earth in an instant, you hit near lightspeed once you pass by the sun)
>>320025793
My little sister plays Halo and CoD...
>>320024293
Quality
>>320025997
>a tranny
what
>>320025587
>you can't make a dude like the player kiss another dude in the game, that's going to be awkward"
Is that why they made Max and Chloe gay?
>>320025407
>that mom
MY DICK
>>320024856
2,1,2,3,4 is the best order
2 repeats because she attempts to ask them again
>>320025909
>>320025909
I'm not really disgusted, just more so embarrassed that some one left something private that they do out in the open like that.
>>320025587
That second panel makes no sense, people knew Remember Me would flop because it was a boring string of QTEs with slow, drab combat. The fact the character was female and not sexualized had nothing to do with it.
>>320026063
What?
>>320023280
You guys. Of course "Cake" would be a meme! XD Why? Because "Bacon" is a meme too! XDD And purple, and monkey, and ninja, and pirate!!i hate people
(as you travel at the speed of light, powered by laughter, you pass by other galaxies which begin laughing as well, and join your group of laughing beings. it would appear that their laughter sounds very similar to "ayy lmao")
>>320025909
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
WW3 WHEN????????
>>320025909
This one still has me confused. I guess I shouldn't bother looking too deep into it.
>>320024865
>new F-Zero never
>>320023280
You don't really know what memes are, do you?
Protip: Memes are not made memes by the ones originating them.
>>320025587
I think Preston/Dobson is a superhero whose superpower is to always be wrong.
And/or the ability to be completely aware of said power and not kill himself. I don't say that in jest, he has been wrong and insanely bitter for over a decade if his old DeviantArt posts are any indication.
>>320025909
I mean, I like pegging and this is fucking retarded
>>320025909
Jesus fuck
>>320026219
I COULD USE A LITTLE FUEL MYSELF
>>320026041
>My little sister plays entry level shit
Congratulations?
My little sister plays Fire Emblem, Fallout 4, and Insurgency, doesn't mean she's not a minority.
>>320026020
>ah dun ged sportz becuz ah em nurd
>ah dun ged dee en dee becuz ah em nod a nurd lol
>>320025909
but wait
theres more
>>320024097
post the one where they fuck
>>320026078
>>320025909
What. The. Fuck.
>>320025365
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1742907
I did the good jobs
>>320026371
>tfw this idiot advertises on based incase's website
(soon your fleshling body becomes one with the laughter, your body slowly goes from flesh to atoms, which reproduce laughter faster than your mouth could ever hope to)
yea..
>>320025909
Fuck it. Humanity needs to go extinct already. Don't care how. Global warming, thermonuclear warfare or something.
>>320026589
no stop anon pls
>>320023036
So if I don't stop wearing T-shirts with graphics on them I will gain 300 pounds and turn into a white neet?
>>320025587
No idea why bottom panel guy is angry. I'm fairly certain he said that as an excuse for his forgettable game not selling, also that games with female leads do sell is worse is a fact.
>>320026551
Why does he depict himself as a carebear or whatever?
>>320024293
Why do her pupils get so big when he shows up?
(you begin to question as to how you can even think at this point and time, but slowly you begin to realize that you are no longer alone. your laughter and your being has fused with everyone else, and even the universe itself. your awareness and laughter spread endlessly now)
>>320026332
AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE CHANGE!
>>320026342
I was just saying... Also, I don't really know what else she's playing - maybe it's, uh... better? She's 25 and lives with her husband and I don't see her very often.
>>320026647
IT BEGINS
>>320024181
Time flies when do nothing but post on /v/
>>320026148
I mean, it's a comic that reviews sex toys, and it's written by a husband/wife team
(slowly the universe becomes reconstructed, planets and galaxies break apart as they reform themselves as factories of laughter. they exist to create laughter now, and it is all your doing.)
lol
>>320026846
Your sister's a casual m8.
But that's expected for a woman.
>>320026869
One day I'll make a Clarissa comic, she deserves a happy ending
>>320025909
tfw your name is Matthew
>>320026732
I might actually enjoy this if I didn't hate the guy drawing it
>>320024990
If you swallow something whole while it's alive and uninjured, can't it fuck up your insides?
>>320025909
What is it with white guys and pegging?
>>320026551
Is this comic just about how he cant handle criticism?
>>320026710
He got tired of people pointing out his avatar was himself ten years younger and with hair. So he drew himself as a blue carebear with a fedora instead. Also, bears don't have hair, so he could pretend he isn't bald.
>>320025909
>caring what people do in their private lives
Why don't you guys just all calm down
>>320026020
>doesn't get DandD
>confirmed for shit imagination
>>320026952
(as you float from galaxy to galaxy, you begin to question as to why you laugh. you begin to stop laughing as you ponder this new problem)
>>320023737
>B^U
>Background by double doors is bigger
>Thanks doc
>Ben Garrison
am I missing anything?
>>320025909
>Reading
>Keep reading
>Still reading
tl;dr how much do you need write about a strap on
>>320023737
I miss B^U edits
>>320026371
>Bioware
>deep and complex writing
Pick one.
It's literally ''It has gay people in it so it's good''.
>>320026020
Feels like 75% of that shit is just done within the house. Does he ever leave his house or something?
>>320023927
>I'd take the guess that GlaDOS says "there will be cake" around 200 times in that game
she didn't, it just became a meme because people found it random and funny
>>320023280
it's a meme because it got posted shittons on the internet, are you dumb?
>>320027179
The second and fourth panels have minimalist B^Us, on the wall and on the bed frame
>>320025909
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>320027179
The background in panel 2 has a loss joke and the bed frame in panel 4 does too
>>320025184
>>320025184
>hating the Vitality Sensor
that bitch wasn't even released
>Waluigi
FUCKING DOBBIE
>>320023280
It was in the ARG already. It was pretty much the punchline and we hardly knew anything about the game at the time.
(you stop laughing entirely)
>>320024508
Please don't do that.
She solved the fucking problem why do you have to find something wrong about what she did?? This is exactly why women aren't scientists, its so hostile and toxic when every single flaw/thing you do wrong is pointed out and laughed at by men, sigh
>>320027252original version?
>>320027179
There's like >10 things in that pic as far as I remeber
>>320027059
If silverfish can pierce the stomach of it's predator and leave the body of said predator without problems, imagine what can a human (or wtv the fuck the thing she swallowed was).
>>320026710
He's a fat fuck in real life, drew himself too pretty, people complained and now he's a bear.
(the universe collapses)
>>320022649
Stop posting edits.
>>320025727
Where is Jojo original ?
>>320023208
>>320026953
>Your sister's a casual m8.
So is at least half of /v/. I just remembered she's also playing Minecraft and GTA, which isn't too bad, really. Considering that the only system they have is a 360, NOT being a casual would be next to impossible, actually.
LOL
>>320026219
Does anyone like this guy? In general, does he have a fanbase of any kind? I almost feel bad for him...
>>320027578
how do you do these things? I've never figured it out
>>320026020
>Fucking sportsfags learn to science
>Man math is hard
>>320027252
is there an original by chance?
>>320027554
>I just remembered she's also playing Minecraft and GTA, which isn't too bad, really.
That's even more casual than Halo and CoD.
Especially Minecraft, my 4 year old cousin plays that.
Sorry m8, but your sister's a huge casual, just like half of /v/.
>>320027627
he has a pateron, and he makes money that way. I don't really get it, but he must.
>>320027627
He makes $200 on patreon, most of that is from people who hate him and want more material to make fun of him with.
>>320025909
Humanity is over.
>>320025407
This comic is pretty based
Makes me remember my summers spent playing vidya with no breaks
>>320027678
You've gotta unfocus your eyes. Try to imagine focusing on something farther away than the screen
Something should start to resolve and from there you can focus in on it
>>320027461
That's why I never understood vorefags, swallowing something live and uninjured is just asking for a chest burst.
>>320026387
I need to see this.
>>320023880
you just made that up, didnt you
>>320027252
I don't get it.
>>320027367
Needs the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e60JlM6ZXHc
>>320027783
>humanity is over because some chick likes to wear a fake dick in her private time
>this hurts absolutely no one
Don't be a reactionary faggot
>>320027059
Yeah, theoretically you could just cause massive blunt trauma and internal bleeding by beating the shit out of their insides, but most people are pussies and freeze at any traumatic experience instead of fighting back.
Its just how people are. Shaem no more bezerkers exist, watching people violently beat the shit out of eacthother would be a lot more fun instead of pussyfighting 1 punch ko.
>>320026935
>>320027065
White people have homosexual fantasies.
>>320027818
I can unfocus my eyes just fine but nothing shows up. I guess this loss edit will have to be the one that got away.
>>320027989
Maybe they're closet gays.
>And yet nobody's posted the DSP version yet
>>320027978
>>320027917
>Video is well edited
>Music is awesome
good choice anon.
>>320028012
I'm at a loss for how to help you.
>>320026589
This is so well-done. Destroys my soul every time.
>>320027918
I mean come on guys its almost 2016 for crying out loud!
>>320028096
>scan it
>mfw
>>320028031
Nice.
>>320026409
>killing pavel
I guess you could say the guilt of that will be the bane of his existence.
>>320028202
Top quality counterargument, matey
>>320027578
Fucking A+
>>320024336
I read this and just assumed she wiped away a crucial part of the problem and the men were wondering "why would someone fuck this up? We've worked so hard!"
>>320026020
He's such a sad sack of shit. He should really kill himself
>>320024293
i don't get it
>>320026371
Jesus Christ, where do you even start with this?
If this person equates real life romance with the video game equivalent of bad Harry Potter slashfics they must be seriously developmentally arrested. Grown-ass man actin' like he a teenage girl. Grow the fuck up nigga.
>>320027367
>>320027917
>dobson for dobson
>nobody for yahtzee
>comics for sad children ghost isn't phased
It's the little things.
>>320025909
>honk honk
>>320028347
You're the one bitching about reactionaries.
>>320028173
What /v/ wants grills to say when their autism starts leaking out.
>>320026409
WHO PAID YOU TO KILL DR PAVEL
>>320028173
That is actually kinda cute. Though I don't get why "different opinion" is now called "mansplaining".
>>320028637
>grills
>implying
>>320028347
>>320028096
you glourious motherfucker
>>320028637
>"Suck my dick".
>>320026589
Holy shut this is amazing
>>320028173
>>320027083
If he put as much effort into his art as he does turning away from criticism, blocking people, and drawing up shitty strawman comics, he could be a decent artist.
EL OH EL
Why is it always insufferable people who make these webcomics?
>>320028679
>>320028173
Do real women ever get annoyed at trannies trying to act like they're women?
>>320024097
>The main audiences for these games are straight white men, that's simply because they're the demographic most likely to purchase games
And why would that be? It's kind of a chicken and the egg situation innit. One that the comic already explicitly tried to address. So this rebuttal isn't really adding anything.
But the cherry on top has to be the Remember Me reference which was labelled "pandering" on /v/ because they wanted a female protagonist despite their publisher telling them "boys don't want to play that."
I mean, they did it for themselves, because that was the story they wanted to tell. They actually resisted market pressures and kept their integrity. They weren't trying to pander to anyone. But because the game itself was mediocre for reasons entirely independent of the protagonist's gender it suddenly became the go-to example of why every game ever should pander to straight white boys. It's just capitalism!
But at the same time /v/ is better than those SJWs because we buy games based on gameplay and not the gender of the protagonist!
Fuck, that whole disingenuous shitshow still makes me slightly miffed.
>>320026589
why
>>320023737
>>320023963
>>320027179
All I spotted
>>320027398
Meh. Bait needs work. It's basically just a cringy joke
>>320028808
Becoming an artist is an arduous self-harming process, one which can leave marks on the feeble minds. In the process you either become a pervert or a huge cunt.