Name one thing Solid Snake ever did wrong.
Smoke cigarettes
Put a gun in his mouth.
Inferior genes
Break up with Meryl.
Let ocelot kiss him
>>319986227
looking like a monkey in mgs 2
>>319986227not reviving Ed's mom.
>>319986227
grow a mullet. He doesn't look good with one. His short hair worked just fine for him.
>>319986227
Letting Otacon make him look beta by fucking most of the hot bitches in the MGS universe
died on that tanker
Being a fuckboy for the governement. Snake Eater was a cautionary tale of what happens when you blindly follow orders yet he still kucked his way to stupid missions.
Remembering that fist
>>319986227
Stole BB's beard for Smash.
>>319986815
Don't let the newer games cloud your judgement. Bigboss and Venom shouldn't have been so sympathetic desu senpai.
Forgot to pack his gun for Brawl.
>>319986227
Is a slut
Not remembering the basics of CQC until 4
Not even a snake
>>319986227
not being as interesting as big boss
>>319986420
he doesn't smoke wit cigarettes
didn't shoot himself in the graveyard
>>319987296
>Not as autistic as Big Boss
fixed that for you
>>319986919
>snake eater
>solid snake
>>319986227
He couldn't beat Fortune
>>319987369
Your stament is as true as mine.
>>319986227
Another one:
being a Major Zero's pawn.
What color is fox dye?
Didn't save E.E. before Vamp got her.
>>319987442
she was literal magic
reminder that solid snake was the only one to correctly interpret the boss' will and he didn't even know who she was
>>319988131
Negro
>>319988441
Otacon as well
Didn't stay with Meryl.
>>319988383
No she wasn't, did you even play the game? She had a nanomachine bullet dodging magnetic bullshit in her and the patriots turned it off when she got murdered by ocelot.
>>319988748
Did you play the game? Because she protected the snakes with fucking magic after ocelot took her box from her
>>319986227
killing venom snake
>>319988896nanomachines
>>319987169
He remember but not used it due to Honor or something
He only used them on 4 because reflex
Brought a gun to a public graveyard intending to kill himself(a noble act itself) which would result in him leaving an unattended firearm in a public place next to a corpse which a random kid or criminal or whatever could have come and gotten or some shit.
Irresponsible Snake.
>>319986472
You don't "do" inferior genes.
>>319989721
nah he knew his father was going to walk in and plotdump him
he's a legendary soldier for a reason
>>319986919
Is this bait? Fuck man, I can't tell. Even one of my friends thought SS and BB were the same guy.
>>319989546
Ocelot deactivated them 10 seconds before, it was magic.
>>319988247
What the fuck was he doing?
I miss Emma.
>>319986227
Metal gear solid 4
>>319988748
>>319989546
Fell for the PAL card trick and activated Metal Gear Rex, the chump.
>>319990009
He just kinda watched her die then reassured Raiden that there was nothing that could be done
Maimed the hell out of Gray Fox and caused him to be turned into a cyborg ninja
>>319990395
Name one thing Gray Fox ever did wrong.
>>319990638
his loyalty to an insane big boss
>>319990254
Why did nobody else ever use Fortune's bullet dodging tech?
Seems pretty fucking OP
>>319991289
Ocelot during the Tanker incident and the Arsenal Gear part.
>>319986227
Name one thing Solid Snake didn't do that wasn't not right.
>>319990254
Worst character in the series.
At least Vamp had a good voice.
>>319986227
He doesn't have a cunnyfu.
>>319986227
>Solid snake
>Picture of Pliskin
Are you retarded?
>>319991289Psycho Mantis
>>319986227
Get dumped for a dude who shits his pants all the time.
>>319986227
be born with autism
get keked by the love of his life
get really old really fast
have a shit voice
