>be decoy octopus
>Shadow Moses happens
>put together a huge disguise bag, fully prepared to ruse the fuck out of Snake
>get BTFO in the first 20 minutes of the game by a virus
>don't even get my own boss battle
>>319976749
ggwp close game. ;)
Octopus had a hard life
>>319976749
>TFW the one who succeeded/stole his code name was a psychotic woman laughing at everything
>TFW she tried tactics such as becoming a painting, becoming mini metal gear
>TFW she tried to molest Snake
>TFWShe was the best looking out of the B&B corps
>>319976749
Is he that ninja?
>>319976749You knew?
>>319978225
METAL GEAR WAS OUR MOST SECRET BLACK PROJECT
>>319977792
The fact they were based on hawt models makes me diamonds.
Raven and Octopussy a cute. CUTE!
>>319976749
The revelation that Decoy died from such a seemingly insignificant facet was amazing. This game is fucking GOAT
>>319978819
Not really
charcter had no development what so ever
Also they promised 6 people
decoy left gray fox come nothing changed
>>319978336
Black Project?
>>319978336
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>>319982136
*smacks lips* DAT RITE DER WAZ ONE DEM *eats kfc* JUST ONE DEM *gets shot* ONE DEM BLACK PROJECTS SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD
>>319978736
>they're all smiling
Laughing octopus confirmed best b&b
>>319978736
Mantis a cutest
>>319978819
Pretty much.
God I am still fucking salty how kojima blundered tpp. We could have been playing as decoy octopus the whole time, but we were just some no name medic.
>>319976749
>hurr everyone needs a boss battle because that's what videogame tells us
What would his boss battle be? A disguise contest?
>>319978736
damnnnmmnmn
who are?
>>319986102
It was supposed to be like laughing octopus' but the ps1 I guess couldnt handle it
>>319976749
>Yfw the Venom twist would have been better if you were Decoy Octopus instead.
>>319986102
A game of clue
>V didn't even have Decoy in it
I was really expecting it. Decoy didn't deserve this.
>>319986363
Fucking this.
Why didn't he do it? It was the perfect time. Maybe obvious kind of obvious but you can still manage to make it difficult to read.
>>319976749
>>319986602
>implying Kojima even remembers that Decoy Octopus exists
>>319976749
Literally keked to death by the Foxdie virus.
>>319985545
I still cant believe how buttblasted a fucking videogame has made me feel.
>>319988321
If he remembers that Madnar does I'm sure he remembers Octopus.
>>319989086
You feel it too, don't you?
>>319976749
>be decoy, raven, wolf, frank, or any other big boss aligned super soldier
>be hyped to have your back story come full circle with a prequel
>its tossed aside for parasites and MmmmHmmmm
>>319985545
>retards actually wanted that
jesus christ
>>319992301
Why not?
