My girlfriend just found my 71GB collection of pictures, videos, and audio of Big Boss. She's really weirded out and mad. I have to delete it all tonight or she's dumping me.
What should I do /v/? I don't want to leave him.
>>319947169
OP pls, don't make this pasta another one of your memes.
Husbando > 3DPD
Dump her.
Move the folder's location and pretend you deleted it.
Anime isn't real.
fall on a knife and repeat x10
>>319947169
Tie a large balloon to her and let the Boss sort her out.
>>319947169
>upload to a server
Delete it local
or
>allow hidden files
>make it a hidden folder
>undo allow hidden files
Of course this is a meme, but this will work forporntoo
>>319947169
Copy her and delete.
Her.
>>319947169
Just start building a collection of pictures, video, and audio of Venom Snake.
>>319947169
woman overreacting > clear sign that she's fucking retarded
tell her to fuck off and your a fan of a series.
If she cant stand it say goodbye, crazy bitches aint worth shit.
Man has to be dominant or woman will walk all over your stupid ass
>>319947521
>>319948019
ow, and hiding stuff from your wife/gf will be found out at some point, be upfront and show who you are, if they cant agree with that. thats their problem.
>>319947169
I hope it was the proper Head Honcho.
If it was Solid then I'd side with you OP but I'm surprised your gf doesn't dump your sorry ass. If I found out my significant other's husband I was big boss I'd not only leave them but kek them and make sure they knew about it as well
>>319948147
I have all sorts of shit I'm hiding all the time, sometimes is not even "bad", I just like to hide them.
Dump pls
>>319947169
This seemed much more interesting when I thought it said that you found your gf's collection of BB stuff. Try posting it that way next time.
>>319948396
Gf and folder I mean
>>319948316
white lies are fine offcourse.
But being upfront about shit, so woman cant bitch about it later and guild trip you is better then walking on your tippy toes all the time.
I was upfront with my current girlfriend from the start, i dont go out, i like videogames and collecting them, i like powerlifting/bodybuilding and its a big part of who i am, if you get fat as fuck, your losing weight or im leaving you, you expect a standard of me i expect one of you, up till now its working, she's direct to me and im direct to her even if it sometimes burns like a bitch.
>>319947169
OP that isn't even Big Boss
>>319948820
SPOILERS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>319948494
Honestly, I'd get a kick out of finding out that my gf is a husbandofag.
>>319948147
And here is collection ofJapanese schoolgirl scat videos
My wife better be very fucking kinky
>>319948617
>can't bitch about it later
Have you met an irl woman?
>>319949058
MGSV is so disappointing that spoilers don't even matter.
>>319947169
Fulton extract her
>>319949324
Yep, and by the time illogical shit and useless crap gets bitched about at a near daily rate. its time to break up and be alone again untill a new woman comes along that might make more sence,
and the cycle continues.
>>319949197
well HA thats for fucking sure, but theirs a difference between kinky sex shit that she bitches about like all woman do about weird sex stuff.
and when someone has an autistic interest in big boss stuff
>>319947169
Just show her the benefits of having Big Boss in a relationship.
>>319947169
>picking your girlfriend over big boss
>>319950158
letting a woman decide what you can or cant enjoy....
>>319950293
>going for 3DPD
>ever
>>319950461
>>319950293
Did you people have a bad experience with women or some shit?
Tell her you will delete your entire big boss collection.
When she finds it still there and confronts you about it go HAHA BITCH IT WAS VENOM SNAKE THE WHOLE TIME!!
>>319947169
You better pistol whip that tramp and demand she report for CQC training.
Just make her play MGS3, then she'll understand
>>319951724
No, it's just that Bossu is sexier than any woman will ever be.
>>319947169
Assuming you're telling the truth, you should just tell her that no, you're not going to get rid of something you like for some completely arbitrary reason. She can't tell you what you're allowed or not allowed to enjoy.
She might leave you although I doubt it, but is a relationship with a bitch who wants to control you like that worth maintaining anyway?
Also, you should back up your collection somewhere in case she decides to delete it herself.
>>319951724Maybe
>>319947169
>Save it to a flash-drive
Problem solved.
>>319947169
>GF is jealous of a FICTIONAL FUCKING CHARACTER
Women are not stupid. Why do they do this out of pure emotion and instinct instead of thinking logically.Female lizard brain: "MATE HAVE PICTURES OF POTENTIAL THREAT TO BABY MAKING! I HAVE TO DESTROY IT!"
>>319954678
>Women are not stupid
Wrong
>>319948820
technically it is :^)
>>319947169
tell her only if she also trashes something she cares about
i'm guessing stickers or hairbrushes or something
>not having a gf who will piss on your dick before blowing it to completion while fondling your balls
Why live
>>319954678
>pure instinct
>not stupid
There are things I would do out of pure instinct that would mean jail time. Why give her a free pass?
>>319955583
>having a gf
Leave, normie.
>>319955980
>not wanting a gf to shit to shit in another girl's mouth whilst you kiss her straining mouth
Get out
>Not wanting a gf to poop in her panties whilst furiously fingering herself as you deliver a golden shower
Some of you really disgust me. You know that.
>tfw you find your GF's folder with 1000+ files of Jotaro
>Not wanting a gf to pee in her own mouth whilst you rub your bellend on her anus
You people are sick
>>319947169
Kill yourself.
That'll show her.
>>319956474
>having a gf that likes worst jojo
>>319956474
>Not wanting a gf to poop on your balls whilst you fuck her pussy
What is wrong with you
>>319951982
this
>Not wanting to be your gf's personal toilet slave who has to drink her pee, eat her poop and lick her clean
I just don't know about you people
>>319947169
Every time I see one of these posts I always wonder if they're real.
I really hope they are because they're hilarious.
>>319947169
dump here and then tell her to die
>>319954678
Faggot here I get jelly of my bf for fapping to straight porn and chatting with some bitch from his uni all the time. You get jelly if you are scared to loose something close to you anon. Meanwhile I get hit by guys and girls and never respond to them trying to be the best bf possibleI made my bf a origami neko bookmarkbecause he likes to read and printed and framed a picture of us and gift it to him and I wished him happy b-day at 0:00 (he forgot mine and went partying with people he doenst know and was smoking weed while I was playing alone OoT on my bed)
being in a realtionship sucks ;_;
>>319957261
Are you the bottom in the relationship, anon?
>>319957413
Im a bit tsundere Im bitchy and cold as fuck and a bit dom but I just want to get hugged and cuddle to sleepyes :(
>>319957413
He's the retard. The other person is also a retard, as well.
>>319957602
>posts spongbob meme
>calls others retard
kek
>>319947869
underrated post
>>319957679
It takes one to know one.
Your move, retard.
>>319957747
>Your move, retard.
no?
>>319957709
Is that really how tall?
>>319947324
Fuck you
>>319951982
Good idea senpai.
>>319947324
Not yet
>>319951724
No its just id rather have 71gb of big bossu over a skank that doesn't like big bossu
>>319957261
Your entire post is a ckcks cry for help and you know this.
>>319954678
>Women are not stupid.
>>319947169
She won't leave you over pictures, just don't do it or you're going to pushed around for the rest of your relationship life.
also don't ask 4chan for advice
>>319958560
No he doesnt cück me
That's Venom Snake, anon
>>319947169
And was this material of a sexual nature?
>>319947169
>girlfriend
How are BB and Venom so fucking aesthetic as middle aged men
>>319957261
Fucking faggots I swear
go full Ocelot on her ass and trick her with your cool revolver moves
>>319957261
>neko
you're right, you are a fag
>>319961241
Its called that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beX_g5L4t9U
Also yes I am? I never said something else
>>319960950
Yes?
>>319960964
No, go full Ocelot and off load it all onto a server in Afghanistan then hypnotize yourself into thinking you deleted it, then later if she finds it hypnotize yourself into thinking you're being possesed by Venom Snake and CQC her off the top of your house.
>>319947303
Just hide the folder, and check the black that says "apply action to all subfolders". She won't know how to look for it.
>talk to girl
>she's cute and she says she's into video games
>add her on Facebook
>only video game related posts are of Cawdoody and generic zombie games
>ask if she played any of the Metal Gear games
>"No, but I watched playthroughs on youtube. Raiden is cute."
>seems to have no interest in trying any new games
>can't relate outside of generic FPS games that I found interesting as one point
>stop talking to her
>can't avoid her because she's my best friend's sister
>he knows that we like each other and expects me to protect her and not hurt her
What do I do, /v/? I'm a family friend but she seems like an attention whore that would lie about her interests to get what she wants. My only interests in her at this point is physical.
>>319947169
You could stop being a dumeass for a second, might help you think better.
