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>>319888856
Come check out my nice freezer.
>Heh, you jelly old man? Check out this sweet swan dive.
>>319888856
Being Lara's butler must be pretty sweet. Most of the time she's off pushing blocks around and fighting sharks, so he gets the house all to himself to throw his wild parties. When she comes back, sure he gets locked in the freezer and has to put on a suit and get shot at, but he also watches her in the shower.
>>319889075
I don't think they let you play with your guns in that level.
>>319889196
There was a training level in one of the games. He wears some sort of bulletproof suit and there's a massive obstacle course around the mansion. You can shoot him.
He didn't seem to mind.
>>319889331
I don't remember that one. I just remember him creepily following me around my home until I punished him with with the freezer.
>>319888856
How much would the new tomb raider games be improved if they just let us fuck around in the mansion?
>>319888856
I remember playing this game while I was a kid
he used to scare the shit out of me for no reason.
> swan dive off the top of muh staira
> land in a crumpled heap
> butler walks over
> farts
>>319889457
I remember him deflecting bullets with his tray
>>319889196
Yes they did. I distinctly remember him wearing the target practice suit and shooting at him.
>>319889749
Probably not much. Because this was novel when it first came out. It was fun to experiment with the mechanics of making in around sharp corners and swimming in the pool.
They can't just redo the old crap and expect the same lightning to strike twice.
>>319889457
Probably because you just wandered the mansion doing whatever.
The mansion was actually full of secrets and training courses.
>>319889881
Then maybe it was a shitty idea to do a reboot in the first place.
>>319889798
This nigga scared everyone. How much time did he spend in the freezer across every game I wonder?
>Slave is not a nigger
What is with Americans?
>>319890063
>Lara Croft
>American
You must be over 18 to post here.
>>319889881
>They can't just redo the old crap and expect the same lightning to strike twice
But that is literally what every AAA dev does. That's what hollywood does. They all expect to just keep remaking things and have the same glory it had the first time.
>>319889749
>How much would the new tomb raider games be improved
I dunno mang, I really like the new laura.
only way they could improve is if they add back the lustful screaming, grunting laura from the original e3 demo
>>319890335
What scares me is that this tactic is actually working.
Enough things have been made that when the list of ideas has ran dry they can just start from the top again because no one remembers the first entries.
>>319888856
I remember swan-diving over and over off the balcony and feeling kind of fucked up about how gruesome the impact was but wanting to see it again.
>>319889457
>I punished him with with the freezer.
>be lara's butler
>give her the regular post-adventure sensual massage
>get a boner
>she sees it
>she smirks and calls you a pervert
>tells you to go spend some time in the freezer until you learn your lesson
I bet this is someones fetish.
>>319890605It's my fetish now!
>>319890438
Don't worry, it's actually because the tweens from the 90s are target audience for adult games, so they're actually doing it for the same reason Star Wars is back (kids only pretend to like it to be accepted in their parents eyes)
>>319889331
Tomb Raider 3
My friend told me he found a secret quad bike track on that level, I thought it was just part of his general "I unlocked a tank on driver" bullshit for so many years till I realised he was right for once
I liked the movie butler who was Rimmer from Red Dwarf. He was younger and got to whip out a shotgun and help Lara defend the mansion from mercs.
>>319891764
There's a drivable tank in driver, what are you on about?
>>319890348
>Laura
Americans...
>>319892080
in the first one on the playstation?
>>319888856
please dont drop the tea or your ass is getting locked in the freezer again.
>>319892326
actually i've yet to meet a woman named laura. but strangely i have met a woman named lora.
>>319892376
yes
>that weird sound affect that plays when wading through water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ4G6WNeNNg
>tfw thought I was the only one that shut him in the freezer
>>319892717
There was always that weird flanger ambient noise in the background. I can't find an example.
>>319892583
i feel like a bit of a dick nowstill not going to apologise though
why so many TR threads suddenly? Rise came out some time ago and was a flop.
>>319892717
I didn't remember the games looked this bad. Why are the walls making waves when you pass them?
>>319893828
Because the news that it sold like shit are surfacing now.
>>319893828
>Rise came out some time ago
It's OUT?!
I genuinely had no idea.
>>19888856
Wow I almost forgot about that guy and the mansion.
The free roam mansion was a great addition to Tomb Raider. Added another layer to the gameplay. Relaxing downtime between getting lost and dying to spikes in pits or dinosaurs.
>>319889075
He also gets her panties to jerk off on
