Spaghetti thread? Ready or not:
>be in retail store buying some games
>thinking about buying Splatoon or Hyrule Warriors
>3 soccer girls on the same aisle as me, nobody around
>they start talking about how good PES 2016 is, and how they would like to buy BOPS III
>hotrippedyoungladies.gif
>staring at them there, like a stalker or something
>Splatoon still in my hand
>They start laughing their asses out of me
>be embarrassed, take BOPS II from the shelf instead
Damn guys, I just wanted to play Splatoon with my gf ;_;
>>319882848
Smells like bait but I'll bite:
>caring what little girls think when you have a girlfriend
>having a girlfriend
>>319882848
>I just wanted to play Splatoon with my gf ;_;
If you had a gf, you wouldn't be this much of a creepy beta spaghettilord.
Bait thread
>>319883343
She's my bro. Our relationship is not based on sex. We've never fucked, but we play the vidya together all the time, I listen to her when she's sad and she does the same. Also, she's a fantastic cook.
>>319883681
You're not even OP....
>>319883681
Friendzoned.
>>319883802
But I AM.
>>319882848
If that story were true that'd be even more lame that those people who hit Refresh for the entire night on a youtube page to see if someone answered their comment and fall asleep crying on their keyboard.
>>319883903
No, I am OP.
>>319883681
Cool story bro, I suppose next you're gonna say sometimes a big black guy comes over to hang out with you two as well?
![Oreimo+-+Kousaka+Kirino+Render+11+%5BMG+Renders%5D[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gyBNmon.png "Oreimo+-+Kousaka+Kirino+Render+11+%5BMG+Renders%5D[1].png")
>>319884029
But I am OP.
>>319883681
Also, your a kek. 50 bucks says she's fucking 5 other cocks and not yours. That's 10 dollars s cock. If she was taking yours too then you'd have enough to afford splatoon and black ops. Instead you'll just have to settle with her playing real life black ops: black cocks edition.
>>319884029
>>319883903
No, I'm OP.
>>319884098
I believe you, solely because Kirino is a faggot.
Maybe, just maybe...
In our hearts, we're all OP.
>>319882848
>Spaghetti thread
okay
>>319883681
So you don't have a gf then
Alright
>>319883681
I hope you're kidding.
>>319883681
Reddit AND Kucked
Bravo OP, you're such a successful human being
>>319883681
Your gf fucks niggers
>>319885039
Nigger here, can confirm we all fuck that anon's girlfriend.
>>319883343
I had a few gfs, and every time I still managed to be an awkward fuckwit the entire time.
Buying condoms was really uncomfortable for me.
>>319885107
Nigga #2 here, I can deny this. OP's 'girlfriend' is very ugly.
