Alright, fellow autistic space men. Post yer best moments in 2D space or whatever.
>>319757809
it was better 3 years ago
>>319757889
What specificity about it was better? I assume the lack of cat beasts and drama
>>319757889
Everything was better three years ago.
Even three years ago was better three years ago.
>>319757956
the community in general for all the servers
catbeasts are autism servers only
>>319757809
i'm new to this i dont even know how to join a server wtf do i do?
>first time clown
>run around slipping people and spraying them with water
>chaplain gets pissed off and chases me
>give him the slip and copy a paper with the word ''faggot'' a gorillion times
>scatter them all around the chapel
>he beats me with a bible and drags me to medbay
>next thing I know they're swapping my brain with a monkey so I can be the chaplain's pet
>get up after the surgery and start attacking surgeons with the bonesaw
>''he's going bananas!'
and then I died
>>319759820
i need to play this
>Be chief engineer
>Traitor
>Grab disposal pipe dispenser from atmos
>Re-direct disposals to go straight into the singularity
>Use soap to slip up like 90% of the crew, then stuff them in disposal units
>Singularity gets too big from eating so many people
>It breaks free
>Eats me while I'm putting the captain in a disposal unit
Good round.
>be captain
>dicking around on some random server trying to get departmental sports competition going
>nobody gives a flying fuck, but it's fun going around making demands and ordering hats for prizes
>suddenly, officer beepboop arrives and tases and cuffs me in a closet
>spend 2 minutes escaping, and find out the magistrate (some OC job on this server) got mad sec were making fun of how old he was and set all the security, and apparently me, to arrest
>he gets taken into custody and I'm the judge for his case
>HoS makes a big speech about how he betrayed everyone and deserves the death penalty
>magistrate speaks, no regrets, wants to die honourably
>lol wot m8s it was just a prank
>give him 15 minutes in the brig
>magistrate barters for more time, he ends up getting 25 minutes
>HoS mad as fuck, but carp start attacking the station, so all hands on deck to grab guns and repel
>grab a gun from the armoury, HoS still mad, whines that I have my own gun and that's not mine
>f u nigga I got access
>roll out and team up with some female officer to kill carp
>literally an hour of non-stop carp assault from all angles
>finally all clear, I take the gun back to the armoury
>HoS still mad about the gun, I go to replace it
>STATION ALERT: MORE FUCKING CARP
>Take the gun and make to respond
>"u betta put that gun back u cheeky cunt swear on me mum"
>Nigger this is my ship
>He draws his taser
>staredown
>"Fine, I'll get my own gun."
>Bolt for the door
>Get tazed, HoS starts crowing about how power corrupts and he chucks me in perma-brig
>shit's against space law, the HoS is now a confirmed traitor to the station
>meet magistrate, somehow still happily online despite being left in brig for almost an hour longer than his sentence
>HoP gets taken in too, apparently voluntarily in protest at my treatment
>10 minutes later he's begging to be let out
>Magistrate is total bro, he chat it up and summon the AI to contact Centcomm to inform them of the mutiny
1/2
>>319761373
Carry on, good sir.
>that guy who treats SS13 as deathmatch
>that guy who does the esword-ebow combo and kills everybody for no reisens
>have to sit and ghost around the station for the next 20 minutes as he slaughters everybody and nothing fun happens
What's the fucking point? Just release some plasma or singularity or something, at least the death and carnage will be fun that way.
>>319761373
>nothing happens
>we stay peaceful for a fully hour, begin ahelping get no response
>sec occasionally passes by to check on us, briefly chat, tell us that shit's going bad
>of course it is, there's a fucking mutiny
>we eventually decide that we have to retake the ship ourselves
>HoS is clearly the problem, he's taken the ship for himself illegally
>other security are probably loyal, but not completely at fault themselves, we resolve to clone and imprison anyone we kill on the way out
>the three of us begin to scheme
>female officer I was rolling with earlier passes by
>make small talk, and suddenly the other two start fighting
>it's the most obvious ruse ever, but this sec isn't very bright
>she enters cautiously, stun baton ready
>she trusts me though, and I'm able to just walk right behind her
>disarm spam takes her baton, but she lets off a flashbang that hits everyone
>she calls for backup on the floor, but we're quicker on the draw when we get back up, and stun her, drag her into the bathroom, strip her and beat her half to death
>by this point, there's another two guards arriving
>they rush in straight towards the bathroom
>and slip on the soap we placed beforehand hidden under a spare jumpsuit
>female officer makes a run for it while we beat the shit out of the other two, but she's lost her ID and only makes it to the airlock
>finish off the other two, armour and gear up and move to finish her off
>make it outside to be met with two more sec who we murder handily, just me and the magistrate because the HoP is still scavenging
>bolted in, but we've got all the gear we need to continue the break out
>suddenly
>BANHAMMER!!!
>sound effect is louder than the fucking boink
>worst fears realised, magistrate has been banned, his character braindead
>left alone in a room full of bodies
>some faggot in black robes appears on the other side of the lockdown
>his ID says "Reaper" or some other edgy shit
>He's carrying an energy shield and an energy scythe
2/3
>>319762080
Oh man this is going from badass to retarded in 3 seconds flat.
>>319759820
Why does no other game exist that lets you do shit like this. You would think some AAA or even indie studio would make a clone. I'd pay $50 and even a monthly fee for a more polished SS13.
>>319762080
>"I was brought here to judge you..."
>oh thank fuck centcomm finally sent someone
>"...but now it seems I will be your executioner..."
>fucking Christ
>fuck it, I've got guns, I've got a stun baton, I've got armour, let's fucking do this you faggot admin
>bastard turns invisible
>pretty sure I hit him a few times, but he drops me in two hits, and finishes me off
>DEADCHAT GOES FUCKING NUTS
>mad as fuck we broke out
>don't care they unlawfully imprisoned us, don't care they essentially were mutineers, wahh wahh, y murderbone
>remaining sec file in to clone their comrades, spit on our corpses and throw us in the morgue
>demand to know why magistrate was banned
>well he was just doing it to murderbone
>but we all had a legitimate reason to kill, we stayed there for an hour ahelping and you never replied so we made our own way out
>but muh murderbone
>call the admin a retarded faggot and never go back to the server
>never get to tell the magistrate that he was the best damn freedom fighter I ever fought beside
And that's how the best round I ever played came to the end at the hands of admin incompetence and favouritism. No happy ending on that one.
>>319759820
>>''he's going bananas!'
Who autism forts here?
This is my latest creation. Has a working disposal system, power supply, and atmos.
Man I love this game. The depth, the shenanigans, how much it varies from round to round, all of it.
>>319763175
>We're hosting a dancing party in its core."
>>319762472
I feel for you bro. Admins can be real shitlers.
Have a dancing spider for your effort.
>>319758001
So everything was REALLY better six years ago?
>traitor
>order a voice changer and paralysis pen
>modify a room in the maintenance tunnels to have some glass to see into it and other things
>abduct people and take them to that room
>take anything they could use to break out and stand outside the glass waiting for them to wake up while waiting with the voice changer
>Go full Saw on them and tell them that if they can get out in 30 seconds varous devices in the room will kill them
>after 5 deaths of various people the clown wins my little game
>knock him out instantly with what I put in the parapen and take him somewhere far away before leaving him to wake up
>few minutes later while I am dealing with my next victim the clown come along directly to my hidey hole with two security in tow
