>unnecessary conversation in voice chat
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Unless you're coordinating with your team
Shut the fuck up
did you hear about brian, mark?
>>319724742
>being genuinely autistic
some people like to have conversation
granted it's usually the annoying fuckers who are the most vocal but you can just mute them, chances are they're not going to have anything contribution worthy to say anyway
>that one guy playing shitty foreign music through his mic, never speaking
Why not just mute it?
what's wrong with attempting to be social?
>>319724742
>playing multiplayer games
ultimate pleb detected 2bh
>join a match in any game
>its the guy with the Californian dialect who wont shut the fuck up
>>319724742
Got dam, dat one ugly ass baby
>that one guy who gets on and greets the guild
>"anyone on voice chat? I want to chat with you guys!"
>nobody answers but they're all thinking "dude, get some fucking friends or something.."
>That guy who always is masturbating over the mic
You know the one
>>319724742
>that one guy that outputs in only one ear
>playing games
>>319724865
dave?
>>319724742
Hey guys I know the topic of this thread may be important but did anyone hear about Donald Trumps latest speech? Dude is a literal hitler, I mean, how could you not help refugees out? It's 2015, we should be past things like religion already and just help to help people! :) MAybe I'll even learn more about their culture in the process!
>>319724742
>tfw you save their unnessasary voice chat in an epic DOA battle
>tfw you can tell they were in india
>>319724935
>that one guy who plays good foreign music and speaks in bad English in chat
>>319724742
Are you the faggot who sounds like a whiny cunt went using his mic and can't speak properly? Because it sounds like you are.
Cunt.
>>319724742
>the people that try to tell you what to do as if they were a squad leader
top kek
>>319724742
>faggots roleplaying in all chat
This is one of the reasons why I dont play Napoleonic Wars
>>319724742
This doesn't bother me and it has never bothered me. It is often entertaining and game-related. I don't know what games you play but I lean towards casually hanging out in lobbies. It's nice when other people react to your actions in a game, including communication. It's fun.
>>319725059
hehey man yeah, he's getting married!
>>319724742
They also swear a lot because they don't read and have a small vocabulary.
>lel fuck oh fuck this nigger cunt mate cunt cunt lol im an australian cunt cunt cunt
>>319725124
eggy pls come back
It's the best when you can shoot the shit with some random people in a game
it's a good bonding experience, had a good one on rainbow six siege the other day, fucker had me in tears from laughter talking about shoes that I.Q. wears
>>319725232
Can we just suspend due process for a month in high crime neighborhoods and give officers a one time period authority as judge, jury, and executioner within these zones?
It's not like you play multiplayer games because they're fun.
>>319725407
>implying the drug dealers on that show aren't cool as fuck
>>319724906
Every time I do this, I think to myself, "but what if they have some important information to contribute?"
And then I remember that they're idiots, and no, they don't.
>>319724742
this, unless you have something useful to say please be quiet around me
>>319725232
that poor gun probably has never been cleaned
that looks so bad
>>319725059
Dave's not here, man
>be agirl
>give instructions on how the raid fight will go down
>that one guy who keeps asking you to explain the fight again
>months later he gets on while drunk and confesses in guild chat he used to masturbate to your voice, that's why he used to ask you to explain things twice
>disappears for a few days
>awkward silence from everyone the next time he gets on
>>319725536
it turned you on though, right?
>someone enables mic
>coughs
>disables mic
>yo guys just try not to feed, i'll carry this game
>>319725597no, it was gross
>>319725536
your being female does not change the story and is completely irrelevant
that's why you should leave
>>319725303
I swear a lot but it isn't for lack of wide vocabulary, it's just a bad habit.
>>319725723
so you're saying it turned you on
>People mute their mics to laugh
>>319725773
ok yes
>>319725460
>speaking kindly poison peddlers
>>319725836
I knew women liked it, now I can tell that bitch in my guild to come off it and let me jack it to her voice
>>319725773it did not, he sounded like he was fat and stupid
>>319725884
please do
>>319725929
so if he had a nice manly voice you would've creamed your panties over it, right?
>>319725929
not me
>>319725836
>>319725930this is not me, this is a stupid troll
>>319726024
nice try troll
>>319725990not at all, i'm just giving a broader image of the situation
>>319726128
what if he had a big dick and a lot of money
>that Mexican guy with audible rotating fans and Spanish music
>that chill black guy that occasionally rips a bong
>that child yelling at his parents
>that autist that sniffs, clears his throat, and says "good try"
>>319725851
>people choose to of their own volition purchase and consume something everyone knows is dangerous and unhealthy
>its the guy who sold it to ems fault
liberals pls go
hey guys i am agirl
dont derail the thread over my shitty story though, i spoilered it so it should be fine
>>319726195that's irrelevant to the event
>>319726270
but did it turn you on?
I'm getting turned on, there's so many hopeful mates in this thread, I hope you're all boyfriend-free
>>319726270obvious troll is obvious
>>319726335
Look you whore, just validate my creepyness by saying there exists an off chance that every once in a while a girl might actually like it.
>>319725536
Oh man, I used to do that all the time!
Give instructions, that is.
>>319724935
Fucking Italians.
>>319725031
I was like that when I was a kid.
I had to get on mic today to cuss out of kids playing tf2 screaming into their mics.
Then the whole fucking server got up my ass, they were all kids.
I bullshit you not, it was fucking weird.
>>319726778
fuckers like you prefer screaming and complaining about people being a bother than simply using the mute feature. fuck you.
>Spoiler tags on everything you say in the thread
Attention whore much?
>>319724935
>that one guy named 'Adolf Hitler' playing his propaganda/speaches through the mic or vice versa Stalin in red orchestra 2
Fucking glorious
>>319725809
I just don't hold the PTT button while laughing.
>>319726917
Fuck you nigger, last time I checked kids couldn't play it.
I'm going to start shit with kids, and I'm going to make everyone's time in that server shit.
Because fuck kids. Screechy, annoying faggots.
>>319727164
Ironically, it was anon who was the screechy annoying faggot.
Unfortunately, he would never grasp the connection and continue on in ear splitting bliss.
>>319727164
You're just giving me extra work when I have to mute you too.
>>319726778
>kids playing a game for kids
>weird
>Playing with friends
>They're shit
>bitching about them to yourself
>You mic isn't on push to talk
>cross-play with consolechildren
>they don't use push to talk
I really really need to stop playing shit games.
>children in the background
>>319725407
So basically the movie "the purge" but only for cops? Sounds good!
>>319725232
fucking this
>decide to give NW multiplayer a shot
>everyone on the server has some autismo PRIVATE FIRST CLASS 23RD REGIMENT 41ST PLATOON BLAH BLAH BLAH username
>nobody chats whatsoever
>teammates shoot me randomly
>never play it again
>>319728514
>Frogs in the foreground
>>319726469
Holy shit it's like a time rift from the 2000s opened up
Can ffffffrrrrooooowwwwww you fffrrrrrrooow guys hear fffffrrrrrrrooooooow me?
>those people who plays games not to play but to socialize
i just dont get it man
>mfw holding the Push-To-Talk button while laughing
>join a wow guild in 2015
>no matter what difficulty they raid
>nothing but normies talking about weed and their girlfriends
>>319728684
>>319728514
>girlfriends in the middleground
>>319728684
>those faggots that start discussing obscure moeshit anime excluding everyone but their circlejerk group of people who stay on TS 24/7
>>319729086
>2015
>Joining a guild for raids
>>319729036
Uh yeah you're supposed to do that.
>>319729149
>doing pugs
lol...
>>319727164
>playing videogame
>kids screamin, mute them.
>it's all going fine, nice and quiet
>suddenly somebody else's mic icon lights up
>heavy breathing
>SHUT THE FUCK UP KIDS GOD DDAMMIT FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK NIGGER ASS COCK
>you can hear the fat in his swears
>somebody else tells him to just mute the kids and move on
>IF I'M GONNA HAVE A SHIT TIME WITH THESE KIDS THEN EVERYONE ELSE WILL TOO
>he starts not playing, poorly attempting to "grief" his teammates
>even the children feel sorry for him
this is you
>>319729212
People say I laugh like the Joker, Emperor Palpatine or Vincent Price though, I figure you're meant to mute it if you have a weird laugh.
>>319729117
>Playing WoW
>In a skype call because no one bought vent for guild
>We all hear a voice in the background of our healer
>"ANON ARE YOU STILL PLAYING GAMES? "
>"Yeah fuck you" he replies
>"That your mom, anon?"
>"Girlfriend"
>Suddenly he stops healing
>Goes quiet on call
>Disconnects
>Don't hear from him for a year
>Turns out she disconnected his internet and he beat the shit out of her
>>319729478
>healers
>abusive
pretty funny desu
>>319727164
Kids have always played Source games. They form a layer of the bottom of the playerbase that is aware of many of the engine's mechanics but doesn't really understand how to use them. It's weird but I'm used to it. They act sort of act like the creeps in Titanfall that bumble around the real players.
A lot of them don't talk out of fear of being judged or for lack of a microphone, but they make up a pretty big chunk of the (lower-level) players. I think they have actually started to disappear out of CS:GO and Dota because they are so aggressively competitive that the kids can't keep up, but the other Source games got 'em.
>>319729282
>Do PuGs
>Dont have to deal with people in vent or skype
>None of these people on my server so I can fuck up if I want
>Free to shit talk
>>319725032
>had a nose job Monday (broken/fracture caused deviated septum)
>haven't fapped since Sunday
Surprisingly no arousal. Maybe the constant pain all over my face is preventing it but worth noting that I'm almost at day 5 without even being tempted. I don't know if it's how sexuality works but maybe if I keep this up long enough I'll go back being aroused by vanilla shit.
>>319725990
This is why women are getting pissed at us and are trying to take our vidya.
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>>319729746
sorry anon
>have a server
>designated channels for team games and shit talking
>people part of the group know how to keep things in the proper order
>everyone uses push to talk
It's nice working with people that have some brain function.
>that guy who seriously tries to swoon any girl that comes on mic with his gentlemanly ways
>you don't want to white knight for the whore but it gets pretty creepy
>>319724742
>being so goddamn autistic that you don't even have social skills on the interent
>that one white guy that blasts his nigger music through the mic and thinks he's top shit
>>319729582
I know, they usually have boipussies
>>319729746
>This is why women are getting pissed at us and are trying to take our vidya.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>319729947
Just play porn through your headset. It always works. Every. Single. Time. People shut the fuck up when porn comes on.
>>319730123
FUCK YOU THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENING AND YOU'RE TOO BLIND TO SEE IT. YOU'RE PROBABLY A WOMAN TOO.
>>319724742
>two guys on your team know each other
>spend the match talking about their day
>someone brings up goobergate
>>319730405
Just mute them then faggot
>>319730475
>Not supporting GG
Go be a kuck somewhere else.
>>319728662
Kek
>14 y/o braZilian kid in guild
>keeps telling everybody he will fap
>asking me if I can say some niggertalk in BR
>"no, no one understands BR here except you"
>"hahaha it would be funny"
>"stfu before I tell your mom and kick you from the guild"
>mfw he starts crying
>mfw he says he's sorry and that his mom is dead
>"I know your mom is dead, I pissed on her grave"
>mfw he disconnects vent and leaves the guild
>>319733278
rude
>>319731057
Betas function in society just fine. They are the bulk of it.
>>319733278
You both sound like faggots, atleast the kid was honest and said that he was gonna wank.
