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Inferior elves only liked by edgelords, furries, and "muh tolkien" contrarians.
I think goblinsare big fat sluts
they've got what you need
Really boring monsters, really. A lack of goblins is a plus for any game.
I think I like their big fat ass
>>319701783
I wanna be your goblin!
There are not enough games that let you play as a goblin
Goblins are shit, kobolds for life.
>>319704292
people who like kobolds are closeted furries no thanks
>>319704292
Fuck my in my right ear hole i know where this image is from.. I wish i didnt.
>>319704414
>furries
They have scales:^).
>>319704134
just play WoW ;^)
>>319700241
They make good meat shields and sacrifices in MTG. Pretty nice in my book. Also spammy
>>319704292
I always liked the d'awwblins he made to go with those kobolds. If only because they weren't just "Tinier, pointier green elves that are mean" like 90% of goblins you see
Legacy goblins is boring archetype.
inferior orcs
prove me wrong
>>319705467
Orcs are inferior ogres
Prove ME wrong
>>319705312
I miss M:TG.... I just realized that despite the fact I stopped playing it over a decade ago I can still recognize cut up card art in a second, yet I can't remember my fucking car immobilizer code, how does that even work.
>>319705467
Orcs are inferior Orks.
Prove me wrong.
>>319704292
>Cutebolds
I think they're cool and I'm sad that Magic Duels doesn't have them as an archetype, or really any tribal decks for that matter.
What games can I play as a goblin.
Please?
>>319707892
You can play a short stack goblin sloot in WoW.
>>319707892
Styx: Master of Shadows
>>319707892
Styx: Master of Shadows
You can't not play as a goblin though
>>319708141
I know but WoW sucks
>>319708161
>>319708191
Thanks. Anything else?
>this is a japanese goblin
>>319707892
>>319708346
Elona has goblins as a playable race, it may not be your cup of tea though.
Their starting skills are kind of handy at least.
>>319700241
i think they're weak to fire
![tumblr_ny3qs53dup1tdv657o3_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2AbHKlN.png "tumblr ny3qs53dup1tdv657o3 1280[1]")
>>319704292
>>319708406
When did kobolds stop being dog-people and went all reptile-like? I remember the first D&D rulebook or monster manual portraying them as canine.
They're pretty cool.
>>319708604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc
Who /bugged/ here?
>>319706076
Oh shit, I can't!
>>319704292
>Paaaay attention to meeeee!
>>319700241
They're weak to fire!
>>319708978
Depends on the culture. Some countries depict kobolds as either lizards or dog like creatures.
>>319704292
this guy gets it
they serve their purpose as the pesky, numerous hooligans of whatever world they inhabit
Kobolds and Skaven > Goblins though
>>319709829
He said kobolds, not generic anime girl with a couple of animal features tacked on
>>319705678
ogres are inferior trolls
Prove M E wrong
>>319710058
that is a Japanese kobold for you my friend
Pop quiz! Goblins are meant for:
A)Love and companionship
B)Enslavement and menial labor
C)Being crushed under humanity's bootheel along with all other savage demihuman scum
The answer might surprise you!
>>319704292
I love both.
>>319710602
The answer is "Yes".
![tumblr_nkmqsap6wB1tdv657o5_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1iKj4jP.png "tumblr nkmqsap6wB1tdv657o5 1280[1]")
>>319710561
Best princess
>>319709829
>polt
mah nigga
>>319710602
ALL OF THE ABOVE!
