Do these controllers make you better at gaming?
>>319673784
>Controller with a PC
Wtf r u doin
>console
Get out
There.
Those controllers are the embodiment of johns.
>>319673991
>playing racing games, and DaS with K/b/Mouse
nigga wat
>>319673991
Playing something that isn't an FPS or RTS obviously
>>319674031
>embodiment of johns
did I miss a hot new meme or something. Is that the new word for chad
>>319673991
Platformers.
>>319674204
I too am out of the loop here
>>319673991
i use an xbox 360 controller for counterstrike. before that i used a wireless trackball. you can't honestly sit there and tell me your better than me because you use a mouse and keyboard. enjoy your obsolete gaming fag. i'd smash you at counterstike.
>>319674204
If someone loses in a certain game and they start making op excuses like: "YEAH BUT THIS TEAM / CHARACTER" or "THIS CONTROLLER IS WACKY" you can call them out on: "No John's."
I believe it originated from SSB.
>>319673991
YES
pc master race am I right bro XD
>>319674360
I guess I get the context now, but I still don't really get the use of the word "john's."
did a guy named john complain extra loudly when he lost to jiggly puff or something
>>319674360
>>319674204
"No shitty excuses", basically.
>>319674360
>nintentoddlers in charge of terrible memes.
Why am I not suprised?
>>319674483
every guy who's ever lost to jiggly puff has complained about it loudly at some point
>>319674547
Tell me what a good meme is.
>>319674483
I think there was some famous smash player named John who did that a lot and it became a meme. I think even Reggie used it on stage
>>319674547
>being this far out of the loop on a joke thats over 10 yrs old
Lurk more anon
>>319674694
Ah, ok. Well now I have the full picture. Thanks friend.
>>319674608
Yep. I know I have.
>>319673784
What in the fuck is that thing
>>319673784
Remember Ocean Marketing debacle?
>>319675954
Oh shit, yeah.
>>319674301
nice meme
What the fuck is this thing supposed to be? What purpose does it serve? Who made it?
FUCKING MADCATZ
>>319673784
Yes, they do.
You improve through practice, experience and learning from your mistakes. If you buy one of these, you realize it was a mistake and get rid of it. You are now a better player.
>>319673784
"Here's your controller bro"
>>319673784
Wow what in the name of God is this thing?
>>319673991
>Playing DMC, Souls, 3rd person anything with kb&m.
>Playing fighters with kb&m.
>Playing 2D/3D platformers with kb&m.
You are truly retarded.
>>319677834
>>319678257
Allows you to press the face button without your thumb leaving the right stick
>>319678096
This guy's got the right idea.
>>319673784
wait, wasn't this a scam? Like they would never ship the orders and you would get insulted by some PR dude.
>>319678509
I like how the kid is barely happy at the end.
>>319678592
that's highly advanced SM play
>>319678509
lmao
>Hole technology
Somebody give these guys an award for this hole technology
>>319678509
>claymore breaching charge
>>319673784
Weren't these originally meant for people missing an arm or something?
>>319678304
I'd rather KB&M for fighters (with space bar as up) than regular controllers. Then again, fuck ever attempting a 360 move
>>319678509
looks pretty dope, to be perfectly honest
>>319679072
>not using an arcade stick
>>319679208
arcade sticks are a technology of a bygone era anon
>>319679257
The why does almost everyone at tournaments have them?
>>319678509
>white 'people'
>>319678509
kek reminds me of those joke /k/ threads
>>319679208
2broke. Would consider if I had any irl friends that liked fighting games.
>>319674301
here's your reply
>>319678304
Sounds like a case of git gud
>>319679316
tradition and peacocking
there isn't a step above digital input
>>319678509
>>319678096
/thread
>>319679609
then why do they use them
>>319679704
tradition and peacocking
>>319679704
i just said why
there's a tradition, the games started on arcade, some people couldn't fucking adapt
other people were like "wow look at that expensive toy, i want one, and i want people to know i have one", and then they bought into the trend too
Post a better, more comfy controller.
Protip:You can't.
>>319674414
this is bait right?
here is your (you)
>>319679316
because of tradition. they were originally used because they were durable and generic so everyone could use them. paying $150 for outdated tech is just buying into Big Fightstick
>>319680021
No need to get hostile fellow PC Master racer!
Dirty console peasants AMIRITE
*nods respectfully in your direction*
>>319678509
This reminds me of those hideous "gamer" motherboards.
>>319678509
>Improved air flow
Isn't it illegal to straight up lie in an advertisement?
>>319680021
>XD
yeah I wonder if it's sarcasm or not.
>>319680021
is this some metabite?
here's your (yo
>>319680205
Is that a magazine?
>>319680205
Who left a clip in the motherboard?
>>319680446
>clip
>>319679982
Anything with a trackball
> >>319679486
>>319680398
is clip
>>319673991
Love this meme, specially in this day and age where you can count in one hand many games that come out yearly aren't made with controllers in mind.
>>319678509
This makes me laugh but then I remember how these american dudebros whose first console was a 360 are now a huge chunk of /v/ and my laughter fades.
>>319680205
They made the mobos retard-proof now? Makes sense, you'd have to be a retard to buy this one.
>>319674301
Shitty bait
>>319680932
Color coding is gaymening?
Is this what kids actually believe?
>>319675118
A controller for tards and cripples who can't move much
>>319680205
Why is that magazine clip thing on that motherboard?
>>319673784
I think they're just fancy placebos you can show off to the other kids.
>>319680205
woah theres even a shell in the clip
>>319679704
I personally like using them because they are fun. You can kind of get in to the game more when you are pounding on an arcade stick.
>>319680675
>>319680446
>>319682108
That's a magazine you dummies
>>319682430
It's a fucking reload bag
>>319673784
Is this the new $200 xbone elite controller?
>>319682430
Is that where I put the bullets for my shotgun?
>>319682503
>>319682430
>activly
>loading of a guns
>exept
>>319682731
Depends on the shotgun, the majority don't have magazine. You just load the shells into the chamber
>>319682907
A DUD
>>319682986
>You just load the shells into the chamber
You just cram the powder bullets down the pipe you fucking european
>>319673784
The Microsoft one is a fucking fantastic controller. Even without doing any of the tricky shit, it's got these leather-feeling hand grips and is, like, the perfect weight and dimensions. It just feels really really good.
If I had an Xbone (or just played a lot of games on controller on my PC) I'd probably get one, just for that.
>>319683105
God damn, that mental image of a bong and clap reloading side by side
>>319682907
>used a picture with 3 spelling mistakes
>you so dumb
Kek
>>319680205
looks like a 7.62mm round, but the projectile itself is too short and is as thin as a 5mm
>>319683105
You're talking about a musket not a shotgun
>>319674867
I've been here for the last ten years and I've never heard anyone call anyone a john
>>319683560
Nah, that's called a historical pistol
>>319683606
Yeah, if anything they're a Kenny.
>>319683606
you are the demons
>>319680218
Just how naive are you?
>>319678509
>Putting Claymore mines and extra magazine on a children's vidya game console
America pls
>>319683641
Could be either a musket or a powder pistol that you can group under the name of historical weapons if you want
Still not a shotgun, what was the subject of the original question
>>319673991
Found the bitter Sonygger.
>>319673991
haha right on brother! pcmr for the win!!!! sure some peasantry here XD
>>319684037
Man I'm pretty sure it's a history channel point and shooty
>>319678509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xu8t5XWYNM
It's a lot better with audio.
>>319678509
JUST
>>319680205
>>319682108
>>319681949
>>319680446
>>319680398
You're all retarded, it's to tell you if your motherboard gets too hot. I't even aligned perfectly so the bullet doesn't hit the ram stick.
>>319678304
>Playing Souls and Racing games with gamepad = retarded
This bait is strong
>>319678509
Nigger, is this for fucking real?
Holy christ almighty
>>319684652
Scratch that, it's the gpu.
>>319680932
they've done that on all mobos for a while now
>>319678509
>so it's an xbox with a handle
>why would you need that?
>oh yeah those hold controlers I guess that's kinda neat
>what's this about holes?
>I guess you could have other attachments, I wonder what kind of gaymertech they have in store
>yeah headset holder, got it
>claymore
>smoke grenade
I thought for like half a minute that they literally strapped two explosives to an xbox and were selling it
>>319674360
>Originated from Smash
wot
>>319684803
It's a PCIe slot, you mong
>>319684971
They also improved airflow by slapping an additional layer of plastic over the already shitty vents.
>>319684971
Nope, just useless lumps of plastic
>>319685154
When explosives are a better peripheral than the product you're selling, you've got a big god damned problem
>>319685096
And what do you plug in the PCIe slot? The gpu
![pdQhIixOyBSR.878x0.Z-Z96KYq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4iGySpF.jpg "pdQhIixOyBSR.878x0.Z-Z96KYq[1].jpg")
smart or dumb
inverted case
Controllers only make you better if you play Shooters.
>>319685916
Wut? Controllers are shit for shooters.
>>319685916
>using a controller
>for a game that needs the precise aiming that you can only get from a mouse
>>319685773
>not just turning your PC upside down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89qQy-rEUgg
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Read this all without laughing
>>319685630
No you put a graphics card in a PCIe slot, a GPU is an integrated processor or chipset that deals with graphics from the motherboard in place of a graphics card
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>>319686173
>Mike what should we do rich screams like a banshee and AIDSmoby is a complete tool. They're the worst part about RLM
>oh I know LET'S GIVE THEM THEIR OWN SHOW
>>319674204
Chad is a shit name
The name John is literally god tier
>>319686210
when the only reason you can bring up for console protection is "why not?" then you need to reevaluate your product
>>319678509
>comments disabled
I wonder why
>>319686591
their reviews are pretty spot on so i can look past their personality traits
>>319674867
It's a fightan community meme, I only knew about it by accident.
fuck off son
>>319686173
AIDSmoby is such a fucking turbo casual
>>319686753
yes it is
>>319673784
Depends, does it cost an extraordinarily large amount of money?
If so, yes.
>>319678509
>block the vents
>IMPROVED AIR FLOW
>>319686591
Rich only screams like an autistic child
I cant believe hes in his early 30s
>>319678096
nope, it's a definitive advantage not having to move your thumbs from the sticks. simply being able to jump while at the same time being able to look around {isnt it sad that this is not standard in the first place} is such a huge advantage its not even funny anymore.
ITT: We don't know shit about basic logic
>>319687130
really? they always talk about being part of the nes era growing up so i thought they were at least in their 40s
>>319683452
looks like a 7.62mm round
In what world does it look like that? The round looks like a .223.
>>319687126
On the website they say it does it because it lifts the thing off the ground, which would improve airflow if it was a laptop and not an xbox which none of the models have a fan input or output on the bottom
>>319687425
Actually, the 360 did have a fan output on the bottom if you had the console sit vertically like it is in the ad.
>>319673784
wouldnt those just add a slight delay to your button presses?
>>319687686
what? no
But this is not really the best idea. Flappers on the back of the controller are better
>>319673784
I just watched this video too
>>319674104
>implying DaS was hard with m/k
unreleated to the thread but valve just released this and it's cool as shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCgnWqoP4MM
>>319674104
>so shit that he can't play racing games with kb+m
Holy shit anon, kill yourself
>>319673784
considering they're specifically for FPS, no.
you should be playing fps with a mouse
>>319673784
Honestly I thought that was an Xbone controller than was set on fire then smashed with a mallet.
>>319674104
Many arcade racers work better with kb
>>319689038
If anything it would probably be better in some situations
Havent actually played DaS but firelurker in DeS could use having ACTUAL camera control when you run away from him using thief's ring, at least if you don't have the nerve to just lock on him and circle the pillars
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