And this is my son's room, he loves video games.
D-DAD
NO
THERE'S AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS
>>319639669
What sort of parents would barge into their child's room with guests?
>>319639669
Hey mr johnson im playing this cool game on my tablet and browsing 4chan
>>319640109
Now this is shitposting
...and this is my boyfriend's room, he gets off on being ashamed of his dirty little sexual secrets
>>319640007
Mine. I usually was on SuddenStrikeII, tho. So no problem.
>>319640063
wot gaem?
>>319639669
>closing your door
>ever
what the fuck do you have to hide bro
>>319641671
Privacy you turd
>>319639669
D-dad?
You're home?!
Where have you been all these years? There's so much we need to catch up on! Here, let me introduce you to my girlfriend's son.
>>319642308
the fuck you need privacy for, you doing some embarrassing ass shit that you dont want your family to know about?
>>319641671
>being a "nothing to hide"-fag
>>319641671
I don't close the door, but not because I don't have anything to hide, but because If I don't close it, I can hear when there's someone close to my room, so I have time to close 4chan.
I'm 24 yold, and my family doesn't know that i'm into animu
>>319639669
>he loves video games
dont fucking lie to me
>>319640578
Looks like weebshit, why would anyone care?
>>319641671
then cold wind blows in my neck, especially annoying when I'm naked fapping and fingering my asshole to loli beastiality birth doujins
>>319639669
>2015
>living with parents
under age shitters
>>319641671
Do you fap with your door open? no? so shut the fuck up.
>>319640017
Thanks for reminding me of that night and how disappointed my boner was.
>>319642512
this picture always brightens my mood
>>319642475
>having things to hide
nah nigga, not ever
>>319642642
of course I do you absolute retard, the fuck is wrong with you
>>319642407
>my girlfriend's son
>>319641671
the door being open triggers my autism
and what i have to hide is my penis
>>319642512
Oh no 4chan man is arrest!
>>319642779
>the door being open triggers my autism
Are you my cat?
Its kinda funny when I got my own appartment after college because it was the first time I've ever had a room to my self. Had nine other siblings so I always had to share a room with at lest three of them.
>>319642630
>Not being a leech
Having all this moni for vidya sure feels good anon
get out
>>319641671
I like to have my privacy like a normal person
>>319643203
>normal person
;)
>>319642630
>stay at home
>don't have to work
>mom buys me anything I want
Do you even life bro
>>319643298
What's on the VHS?
>>319643298
>tfw I have a friend whose room is just like that
How do they fucking live with themselves?
>>319643298
Are thos piss bottles?
>>319643298
can't be real
pls, this can't be real
>>319643395
mental illness
>>319643298
This makes me feel better about my messy room.
>>319642512
> arresting le 4chan guy
u dun it nao polis
>>319639669
HAH, JOKES ON YOU I DON'T LIVE WITH MY PARENTS
>Playing video games in your room
What kinda' beta faggot does this shit?
>>319643521
Thing is, he doesn't have anything wrong with him in terms of mental health. He's just a total lazy schmuck. It's awkward.
> http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html?thread=1110272
Here you go
>>319643478
>>319643461
Underage pls leave
>>319643567
>playing arkham asylum in my living room
>Harley comes on screen
>have to unplug console and take it into my room because some girls are walking by my window and get scared they will see in
It hurts
>>319643674
> the piss bottles
I've really seen a lot on the internet but this made me gag really hard
>>319643810
no u
>>319643674
Jesus fucking Christ that's savage
and here's his dog!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVtwuWcTX0k
>>319643395
>be lazy as fuck
>rent a place by myself
>it would probably end up something like that pic, but the landlord comes to inspect the flat every 6 months and I have to clean up
I guess I should be grateful.
> why do you close your door anon
Because i like cupping my balls in my hand when I'm browsing lazily with the other hand
feels good man
When I lived at home whenever my door was closed everyone assumed I was masturbating which is funny because I masturbate with the door open to live on the edge.
>>319643674
>EVERY pair of her pants was shit-stained. One of them was glued to itself with shit, and emitted a little cloud of shit-dust when it was pulled apart.
>>319644048
Fuck I feel bad for that dog.
>>319644573
I do that with the door open
Asuka chan squeeze them harder
>>319643298
>so messy not even rats or cockroaches want to go near it
>>319642630
I'm 25 and still live with my parents
>>319642965
Yeah honestly my dick didn't go in my pants all month after I moved out.
Then the job started and I became normal but my dick has been on every square inch of my hohse.
>dad walks in as i play new vegas
>finish that one quest for those arms dealers
>"did you kill that asshole? good, take some caps and get yourself some pussy
>you can go get pussy in this game? can i play it?
>mom thinks were pervs, nobody cares
>play lewd shit all the time, mom now knocks before entering
It's not bad if you give no fucks.
when i lived at home i kept my door closed because our cat was an asshole and would keep coming in and start fucking with my shit
Uhmmm, I can explain this...
>>319645003
>tfw that was me a year ago
>>319645003
Why do people take their mcdonalds home with them? i always eat my meal in the parking lot while it's still hot.
>>319645985
Fat ass go chug some more soda, try not to choke :^)
>>319643592
the thing is, there's being a lazy fuck and then there's shit like >>319645003 where it's obvious the person is hoarding it from some mental illness induced reasoning.
>>319646127
>soda
you mean pop right
>>319646140
you cant comprehend true laziness.
>>319646140
to be honest a person who eats that much mcdonalds is probably so fucking obese that they'd have a heart attack if they tried picking up all that garbage
>>319646251
What kind of southern shithole do you live in?
>>319646127
i quit before I got officially fat, that was the wake up call for me
>>319646434
>south
you gotta take a sip of some of that pop and rethink things breh
>>319646070
I feel like slightly less of a pleb when I eat my mcdonalds at the kitchen table instead of in my car.
>>319646434
>doesn't know the pop
