What's the best press x simulator?
>>319591009
Undertale.
>>319591358
>implying undertale isn't kinda hard at some parts
final fantasy XIII
>>319591657
It's not though. It was made for, and praised only by, autistic morons.
>>319591009
In all seriousness:
-Heavy Rain is the least shit of the three from a story perspective
-Beyond is probably the most enjoyable due to how bonkers everything is
-Fahrenheit jumps the shark and never looks back
>>319592290
>Fahrenheit jumps the shark and never looks back
>implying DBZ-tier fights and sex with a dead dude aren't GOTY material
>>319591009
Legend of Dragoon.
>>319591009
Heavy Rain was pretty great at the time.
Until Dawn is pretty good.
>>319591009
Bamham, asscreed, or asscreed with orcs, any of them.
>>319592290
Should I get beyond for based dafoe?
Xenogears
>>319591009
I remember being hyped as fuck for Indigo Prophecy from the demo, then it started going down hill in that long as fuck office bug attack part that went on for too long and went full retard after Lucas dies.
>Fahrenheit jumps the shark and never looks back
That's why it's the best. The writing in all three is shitty but at least Fahrenheit just takes that shit and runs with it
>>319592802
sure, why notI reached a point where i can no longer see him as any character but the Green Goblin and his "ME AND YOU CAN RULE THIS CITY SPIDERMAN..."
>>319591009
>any reply other than Dear Esther, the OG Press One Button and Keep it Pressed Forever game
>>319593170
It's even funnier if you associate him with Antichrist
>>319593262
Or a dancing gay detective
>>319592290
Beyond is the least enjoyable because of how insanely pretentious and boring it is.
>>319593442
or the sassy german from The Life Aquatic
Here's a better question, are any of them video games?
Until dawn
>>319591009
Batman
>>319594091
that's triangle
why does Sony continue to put up with Cage? it'd be one thing if his games were just shitty badly written movies, but they're also hugely racist and sexist. his fucking games don't even sell well.
>>319594256
They're a tradition, just like Uwe Boll movies
>>319594229
>he calls pyramid "triangle"
>>319594736
>pyramid
>two dimensional shape
>>319594736
>pyramid
I bet you calls the X button the "cross button."
>>319594891
>two dimensional
>THREE SIDES
christ these are the people I share a board with
go hang your head in shame
>>319595004
am I getting flim flammed?
>>319594091
This webm will never fail to make me laugh. Whoever made it thinks they're making some grand point about the game being easy but he literally accomplishes nothing against the easiest enemies in the game.
Heavy rain is the best in that the choices actually effect the game in significant ways.
Beyond is good, but only if you play chronologically. Telling it out of order was a fucking lame move.
Never played Indigo Prophecy.
Untik Dawn is also the tits.
>>319594983
>implying I don't call it the "Cross Product" button
do you even into vector calculus, faggot?
