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Who was cooler /v/?Thief Thread
>>319481528
Hammerites. Mechanists were cool too but weren't as threatening and I liked how old fashioned sounding the hammers were.
>>319481528
I like the Mechanists, but Hammerites are just so based.
Hammerites > Mechanists
>>319482049
Also, Hammerites had a cooler introduction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYrdiRDLrA
>>319482049
>>319482434
I think I would've like the mechanists more if Karras's face wasn't plastered everywhere. It was creepy.
>>319482943
I've never liked the whole idea of turning humanity into machines, I'm fine with cyborgs but prefer my flesh and blood. The Mechanist's idea of killing organic life really keeps me from them.
Can mechanists do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXTopjw342k
>>319483845
Was that their end goal? I thought they only converted people from the asylums to use as sleeper agents.I haven't finished Thief 2, sorry
JOIN US
>>319484562
To wipe out all organic life in the city so Karras could rebuild it in his image.
BROTHERS! BRING ME THINE AIDS!!
>>319484562
Not all of the Mechanists were quite privy to this information... Just Karras.
>>319484705
JOIN US...JOIN US NOOOOOW
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>>319485702
Ah I see, thank you.
>>319485124
How strong do you have to be to wield a fucking sledgehammer like that?
>>319486129
That specific one is undead... But Hammerites are big as fuck in the first game, being roughly half a foot taller than the other human NPCs.
>>319486129
They lift for the builder.
>>319481528taffer
Could someone post that alternate version of the Bafford's mansion front door guards? It was funny shit.
>>319487647
What, the blooper reel level versions or an edit of their conversation?
>Hey, I'm going to play Thi4f tomorrow. Ya wanna come with?
>T-uh! Couldn't pay me enough!
>Whaaat? You soft-belly! The thief have got these new stealth skills with slow-time. Last time I was playing, (almost laughing) there was a real murder spree.
>Nah, nah! It makes me sick! When I was a kid--
>Huh! Surprised you're even in this job.... (Falsetto) 'Oo the blood, it just turns my poor tummy!'
>Shut up, you taffer! You want Stealth? You should've played it years ago! Tell ya...the thief then? They were something to see. That thief, they didn't need no slow-time and melee-takedowns, and upgrades, and all those gimmicks you straps to 'em now!
>No slow-time? What'd they do? Just swing at each other?
>Huh! Naaah! The thieves back then, they had skills to not be seen at all! And manual combat!
>Thieves? Yer taffing me! They look pretty mangy harmless, long as they're not using auto-aim.
>That's why I can't stand the games now! You don't know what you've missed. They just don't make thieves like they used to....
>Whoa.... sneaky thieves. Woulda liked to see that....
>>319487879
It was like that, but I'm pretty sure they talked about how the bears had huge dicks or something.
>>319488402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MI5a2bVFwy
>>319488960
Holy shit thanks.
Hammerites were great and the dialogue was excellent but the mechanists were great villains
