HOHOHO! Hello little boyanons and girlanons!
Christmas is almost here and I am getting the gifts ready! What do YOU want this year?
>>319367843
for the year to end
go away you fat red fuck
Game fit for the title of GOTY
a gf
>>319367843
Santa, did you know your name is an anagram for Satan?
Enough cash to make the bills go away and maybe some extra, got my game needs covered by warframe.
To be happy
to decide what games fail and what games succeed
A job
>>319367843
>What do YOU want this year?
To get the poon Jared from Subway was getting. I'm sure you can help, I mean after all you like little kids.
>>319367843
I want the thoughts to stop.
>>319367843
For people to not post garbage on this board
make furshit real
I want to fuck a rabbit
>>319367895
Naughty anons get nothing!
>>319367914
As long as one game is released a year it is technically game of the year.
>>319367927
Mrs. Claus says to be extra nice to the ladies
>>319367939
OhOhOhOh
>>319367981
Know that I love you :3c
>>319367991
If you don't like a game, don't buy it
>>319368054
Send out lots of resumes!
>>319368104
That's naughty!
>>319368109let the thoughts take over your body
>>319368120
Too late
>>319368176
That's ungodly! Prepare your stocking for coal!
>>319367843
For people to love each other.
a midi keyboard, $200 for bus tickets, and a bf
A harem of sexy demon girls!
This is the year, I can feel it!
>>319368523
I love you, anon
>>319368607
Anyboywould be lucky to have you
>>319368610
;)
>>319368332
But I'm not sure if I,m ready to die just yet, Sandy Claws.
>>319367843
A reason to live and do things I enjoy. Same as last year.
Or at least the balls to an hero, whichever is least expensive.
I want /v/ to get nuked.
>>319368835why are we born? but to die, anon. You've always been ready
>>319368610
I'd take a succubus(male) please.
I asked for a Meta Knight plush!
easy money
I want a cute patrish gf
>>319367843
I want some cake Santa!
>>319370239
>>319370239
Whoa, hold up, we can ask Santa for cake? Since when? I want cake!
>>319367843
A magic ring that will turn me into a cute girl!
>>319367843
I feel like I'm not justified for whatever I would ask for. Anything I want, I can afford myself. Anything I REALLY want is insanely expensive.
I guess that means I gotta give rather than receive? Which is fine but what about my retirement? What I really need is a better job. And no, sending out lots of resumes doesn't seem to be doing shit but I'm sure gonna keep trying.
i have absolutely no idea what i want for christmas. I have enough money to buy pretty much anything I want, which isn't all that much to begin with. I came home for the holidays and my siblings and family keep asking me what I want but I can't think of anything.
help
>>319367843
Fallout New Vegas
because I'm tired of pirating games and hoping they work.
I've seriously pirated it like 3 times. I shoulda just bought it whilst it was $6
Like $20 would be cool
>>319367843
I would like Metal Gear Solid 5 Phantom Pain....
But I feel with my library no one is going to send me the game to experince it.
I want the rash on the back of my knee to go away
Also meeting a girl that isn't either a total ditz or a complete bitch
>>319371201
ID:Sleven
I want a better computer. Mine's decent, but that's due to overclocking. It's actually on its deathbed.
hey santa can you just maybe convince XSEED to get estival versus over to PC and have it cost like twenty bucks
thanks friendo
>>319367843
One of those bad dragon onaholes.
>>319371201
Sent ;)
I want the Jets to win the Owl
I want to be a cute girl
>>319367843
I want a copy of dragon quest heroes on steam for this Christmas santa, it's all I'm looking forward to playing
In case santa is lurking and wanted to make this anon's christmas wish come true: [email protected]
I want a nexus 5 and a new GPU because I think my current one shit the bed
I want to make my mom proud of me
>>319367843
The only thing I want for christmas is for konami to return to its former glory. I want another silent hill on par with 2, and I want MGS 5 to come back with all of the cut content restored. It's such a shame to see such a great company go straight into the ground
I want Banjo and Kazooie to be in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, please Mr. Claus.
Also I want better spelling skills.
But if I had to have just one, I would greatly appreciate the former.
Thank you
-Love Anon
A cure for my performance anxietyand a GTX 960
Given your seemingly impossible present production and the ability to deliver it all in one night it's clear you have some magical properties.
I'm assuming that given your powers, performing necromancy is possible, yet you haven't done so yet. Maybe it's to do with your ethics and morals, but I would like it if you could make an exception, just this once.
Please bring Roddy back.
I'll never ask for anything ever again Santa.
>>319367843
I want to be 12 again enjoying the warmth of my family while it snows outside and I listen to the sounds of shitty christmas songs on the radio.
I want to come home to see my dog waiting for me as he greets me by licking my face.
I want to be able to sit down and play Halo 2 with my bros at Highschool again while actually looking forward for my future.
I want my innocence Santa.
>>319367843
I just want my friend to come back. That's all I want. I'm so sorry.
>>319373384
>Santa is anagram for Satan
You can't fool me, hyperconsumerism red faggot.
>>319373384
Please end all existence, Santa. It's a nightmare when you look at it from a bird's eye view
>>319373384
>>319373384
This got heavy as fuck
I want to learn how to make that game I've been thinking about
And then when its done, I want people to like it
>>319373384
Please, I don't need this right now.
>>319373384
This hurt me
>>319367843
My doctorate, a lab on the coast, and a team of grad students willing to sell their souls for a letter of recommendation
>>319373384
Anon, I...
some socks please
A stable career that won't make me want to kill myself.
>>319374975
>a team of grad students willing to sell their souls for a letter of recommendation
i honestly dont understand how people get to this point in life. What the fuck is the motivator? Money? It's probably money, I guess. But still.
A QT gf
>>319375405
You better not do something gross in those socks.
>>319375593
Just gonna wear them on my feet.
>>319367843
A paradox-resolving time machine and a teleporter that teleports all matter within a meter of me.
>travel into the year 1900
>work for a few days
>invest it all in an index fund
>travel into 2200
>withdraw it all and buy my robotic waifu and an immortality drug.
>travel through space and time with my robofu having wacky shenanigans.
I'd sell my soul for that life. I'd sell my fucking soul. If you're Santa, come on, and if you're secretly Satan, I have a deal for you.
>>319375694
That's pretty fucking gross dude.
>>319373384
Fuck this hit me.
>>319373664
If Santa is secretly Satan, you can ask for anything as long as you want to sell your soul to him.
>>319367843
Enough money to be able to have tuition to go to school here for a few more years. I didn't know what I wanted to do when I graduated high school, so I did what everyone said I should do. I spent a year learning to be an engineer, then half a year getting an English degree, and now I'm a year into a business degree.
I'd give just about anything to have more time to learn to do what I want to do rather than having to pray that people will overlook relative inexperience for natural talent.
>>319367843
An onahole.
>>319375760
>index fund
lmao
>>319376563
Why not just buy one? They aren't expensive.
>>319373384
Your family is full of faggots.
Your dog eats his own shit and masturbates with that mouth while you are not home.
Halo 2 is for faggot dudebros intraining.
Fuck you and fuck your "innocence" you can still enjoy shit even when there a couple of things thaty out you off. Grow up you cunt.
>>319376617
It's better than a bank if you're investing for 300 years.
>>319376729
Maybe, but that doesn't mean it still wouldn't go under after 300 years. Your best bet is just to go to 2200, find out what companies are big, then jump back 50-100 years and invest in them. Or just buy a sports almanac and become the world's greatest sports gambler.
>>319376621
Who hurt you?
>>319376621
This țbh
>>319377082
>sports almanac
Kekked.
Good point, though.
>>319377120
When I was twelve my christmas gift was a shitty haircut while I saw all the faggot kids in the neighborhood playing with their new toys. That experience left me with something.
>>319376621
BACK OFF?!!??!
>>319377082
We back to the future now
>>319376621
lmao stay mad son
I want somebody to keep me company.
Male or female, they don't have to be my gf/bf. Just a friend who will live with me and let me know that everything's gonna be okay...
>>319377920
If you don't charge me rent I'm down anon. We can play games and shit.
>>319373384
I didn't come for these feelings
>>319377920
Just print out a post telling you everything's going to be okay and keep it somewhere in your house. Just as good.
>>319367843
For my waifu to be real
>>319377284
I'm very sorry to hear that anon. I hope this year you get a great haircut
>>319376621
