Let's play an adventurer in the new Dwarf Fortress.
First we need a world to adventure in.
1 picks worldgen settings
>>319341663
all on very high
>>319341765
Seconded.
Also, you should be a turtle-man and start barfights and just retract into your shell while chaos ensues.
>>319341663
you gotta do evens/odds or this shit will take all night, bruh
put it all on med
Lets generate character's appearance
>>319341765
reroll
>>319342053
wot
>>319341904
wait you can do this?
>>319342053
BURN IT
All right lets start playing
>>319342332
There was a recent update that lets you play as pretty much any of the existing animal-men in the game.
Thats right, you can be a giant wolf spider-man break dancer if you want. Go look up the new update, its fuckkin' sweet
>>319342053
This isn't df>>319342431
>>319341937
You might be right
I put size on small and history on medium so we can start playing today, number of civs also on medium because they kept interrupting worldgen, rest on very high.
The world is taking shape
shit I wasn't ready for it
dwarf fortress is hard
>>319342590
it's raep fortress new game by toady's lost twin brother
>>319342431
>morale [human]
>>319342053
>>319342431
>>319342713
For the first time in my life I got interested in Dwarf Fortress
>>319342912
no one knew where the donations actually went for
All right, The Future Realms are ready. Beautiful.
>>319343057
I don't even know what was that, but it's a spinn off that asked for donations? People were very innocent then, imo
Evens choose race
>>319343102
>All that purple
I haven't played in quite a while but isn't that shit evil?
I only remember pockets of it when I played, not an entire Mordor
>>319343272
DEMIGOD CRABMAN
Iwc
>>319343283
Those are goblin cites.
>>319343272
peasants
>>319343816
*goblin peasants
>>319343272
human peasant
Someone finally put together complete manual for dwarf fortress
>>319342053
>>319342431
>>319342713
Is this real? What game is this?
>>319343816
>>319343924
Goblin peasant it is.
What civilization are we from? These all seem to be dwarven civs.
Odds decide.
>>319344197
>not knowing the GOTY of 1972
>>319344256
PLANK OF SACKS
>>319344197
It's a mockup, not an actual game.
>>319344256
>>319344256
Last one
>>319344418
Did /v/ make this?
>>319344256
FUCKING BASED PLANK OF SACKS
>>319344256
Go North
We wuz Vikings n shit
>>319344418
nope it's real
thankfully the site it was on is down so earth won't be nuked from orbit
until DF 1.0 gets released at least
>>319344518
there are places much worse than /v/ and 4chan anon
>>319344417
We are from the Plank of Sacks. Now what are we good at?
Evens choose attributes.
Odds choose skills.
Dubs choose both.
>>319344642
Let me get this straight. Some bizarre online community of rape fetishists made a sex mod for Dwarf Fortress?
The fuck?
>>319344642
That game looks pretty lit
sauce plz?
>>319344731
btw dubs don't exist on /v/ anymore
PUT IT ALL IN WRASSLIN
>>319344642
>nope it's real
>proceeds to undermines his own argument
Get real. Time to post real games.
>>319344926
Reroll for rasslin + biting
Gotta play the heel anon
>>319344731
5 linguistic, 5 memory, 5 social
poet, speaker, wordsmith, flatterer, persuader
we're gonna be a master orator
>>319345102
NO YOU FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>319344897
I don't think even /v/ deserves to be exposed to it. It's not related to dwarf fortress. I just posted this for you guys would think what you are paying toady money for. The guy is getting old, he has no life, his game is just trully just a pile of autism over autism. No sane person can withstand it. You may be growing another unabomber. Instead, as a community, tell him to seek professional help.
>>319345284
[citiation required]
>>319345284
That's quite noble of you anon
>>319345284
the dude is like a math savant who smoked meth and cried and begged to be able to quit his job so he could work on dwarf fortress
he's where he was destined to be
>>319345102
>>319345009
Nice combo. I put the left over points in Fighter since that helps with rasslin and biting,
>>319344926 shoulda posted attributes
Evens pick name & gender.
Odds decide if we are locally important or a peasant.
>>319345420
The guy isn't just a math savant, he was a professor for mathematics
>>319345625
Name: Martin O'Malley
Gender: Male
Locally Important: yes
>>319345625
Name: Skullfucker Johnson
Gender: Male
>>319345741
>>319345774
Yep we're a fortress guard, and the name is as close as we get to Johnson.
Here's our pretty face.
>>319346228
>Skullfucker translates to Skullfucker
Oh boy here we go. Evens decide values. Odds decide personality.
>>319347392
Maximum anger.
>>319346842
Because it wasn't translated.
>>319344556
>SKULLTALLICA!
fuck yeah.
>>319345643
toady is the man who fell to earth to bring us dwarf fortress
ALL HAIL
