Anon, I came to warn you that Goku is very pissed and definitely going to wreck your shit.
But don't worry, one character of your choice from the last videogame you played will defend you.
How fucked are you?
These threads are always fucking stupid
>>319312590
I'd say i'm safe behind your friendly neighborhood killer.
>Dante
I'm fucked. Not even cutscene dante with full on pizza memes can take on Goku.
>>319312590
Goku can't even fathom how to make it past a Great One.
>Persona 3
He'd become a door and trap Goku
>>319312590
Dan from Binary Domain.
All he needs is some cover and to aim his shock burst directly at Goku. Goku has already died to some grunt's laser rifle shot so Dan's powered up shot is more than enough.
>reimu
he's fucked
>>319312590
>battlefront
>stormtrooper
I'll be okay
>>319312590
>Beerus
Not seeing a problem.
>>319312590
Dota's AA or Enigma should be enough to deal with that guy.
>assistant from Spacd Station 13
goku is literally fucked
>>319312590
>how fucked are you?
>Gokek
>strong
Just pick someone with a laser attack
>Nobunaga simply purges the family bloodline of Akira Toriyama and prevents him from ever being born, thus preventing Goku from ever being created
I'm safe.
![tumblr_nqubz0KuJ71uzhidko1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kWckQEU.jpg "tumblr_nqubz0KuJ71uzhidko1_500[1].jpg")
>>319312590
>hungramps
eatting is already a saiyan weakness amply that by 100 and his stomach will explode
>>319312590
>Garry's mod
maybe just get a melon spamming minge with God mode to kill him
>>319312590
wood elf team from blood bowl 2
nuffle help me with these rolls
I'm not sure anyone from KoTOR 2 can match up to Goku.
Then again, HK killed Jedi easily enough by exploiting their good nature/self sacrifice. He could catch Goku off guard by using his friends and then shooting him in the chest with a blaster rifle.
>no weapons
>dead
>>31931494
You're fine. See >>319313559
>>319315043
Fuck, meant to quote >>319314945
>>319312590
Looks like I'm safe.
>Fallout 4
I guess maybe Liberty Prime?
>>319315158
Goku truly have a weak heart
WoW so I guess I'll get Sargeras to save my ass. Who knows, maybe he has a chance.
>>319315404
Any laser rifle has you covered.
>>319315404
Half the NPC's in that game can't even die so you're good no matter who you choose.
>Villager
>Pockets SSJGSSJ kame-hame-ha
>Pocketed items get x1.5
STAY MAD
>>319312590
>Snake
Snake hides his energy because he's human, sneaks up on Goku because Goku's stupid as fuck, and puts a bullet in the back of his head.
>>319312590
Fucking Raiden god dammit. I was gonna play God Hand, too. Jin coulda at least entertained goku before he decorates his gi with a new deity finger necklace
>lvl 3 dovahkiin
Pretty fucked especially since he's been blessed with the bethesda fighting prowess of a lethargic hampster in a shopping cart.
>>319312590
I think I'll be fine.
>>319312590
Go fuck yourselfKirby TD, I win
>>319312590
fucked
PhilemonOr the fuhrer/nyarlothep
Red Alert 3
I choose Yuriko. Goku can't even move his body. Get his brain melted. Well that was easy.
>>319316056
>mfw kirby is objectively stronger than any DBZ character mathematically speaking
>>319312590
any kid, because Goku is a pussy beat shit and this is a stupid thread OP, fuck you.
>>319316471
Agreed
>Goku weak to lasers
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njlmDsRjaxQ&t=122
YOU'RE FUCKED SON
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FUCKED YOU ARE
Any retarded warhammer 40 characters that could beat goku?
They usually seem to have a one up character for most people.
Where are people getting these laser images and why are they important?
>superman 64
No problem bro
>>319317132
Goku canonically almost died to a laser sneak attack in the new movie.
>>319312590
>Virgil
He's got this
>>319317129
>>319312590
You dare challenge a son of Sparda?
>>319317327
>>319317438
I think I'll be just fine.
>>319316374
Can't melt something that doesn't exist.
Sole survivor from fallout 4
With a laser should be fine.
what's the chances that the last super dragon ball isearth
>>319316668
Um, he isnt, you're a liar, and love dicks, unless you can prove otherwise.
>>319314605
I'VE COME HERE TO MAKE THIS BATTLEFIELD MY OWN
>>319314451
>>319313559
>>319315158
>>319315418
>>319316595
>>319317243
>>319317386
Holy SHIT.
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
They REALLY screwed the pooch
>>319316668
Basically the most OP character to ever be created. And the cutest.
>>319318347
They're stealing meme's from the Dragon Ball Super thread on /a/
>>319317903
I bet Earth is the Four-StarI haven't read any of this series, so I don't know if the Four-Star is already found
>>319312590
Max Payne
Goku is fucking dead.
>>319318347
It's like when Goku got hit by the rock. He had his guard down.
Whis was trying to teach him not to be so laid back earlier in the movie, so it's SYMBOLIC!
Not defending it because really, his reactions would be so fast that even with his guard down he'd have had time to move out of the way. Just explaining it.
Stand back boys, I got this.
>>319314451
>>319313559
>>319315158
>>319315418
>>319316595
>>319317243
>>319317386
See, this is why Vegeta still wears his space armor.
Yet another reason why Vegeta > Goku.
Goku is pretty much fucked
>>319312590
Vader in Battlefront
>>319318594
>in front of one the strongest opponent he's ever fought
>said opponent is also a genocidal asshole
>just lets his guard down
All of this denial is caused by butthurt, and I'm loving it. DBZfags are obnoxious with their retarded Goku vs X "discussions" and this shuts them up for good.
>>319319031
This, like I said in >>319315759, Goku's retarded.
>Hear the RoF ending is bullshit
>How bad can it be?
>Goku fucks around for an hour, says he'll let Frieza go at one point even, just refuses to get serious
>Vegeta steps in, slaps Frieza round and goes straight for the kill
>WOW THE EARTH WAS DESTROYED VEGETA YOU DUMB FUCK WHY DID YOU TAKE SO LONG ONLY GOKU CAN GET THE JOB DONE WITHOUT SHOWBOATING
>Go back in time
>Goku steals the kill with an even flashier attack and more screaming
>Takes even longer than Vegeta's attack but somehow Earth is saved
Fuck me, does Toriyama just hate Vegeta? As bad as that was, I feel even worse for Gohan fans.
What would be maxed out Laharl's powerlevel be?
Though I guess if I can choose any character and not just playable ones I'll have Baal.
I think he can take Goku.
>>319312590
>>319318082
but he is.
Dragon ball isn't a very high powered setting, it's just flashy. Marvel's Thor could wipe the floor with Goku's face.
On-topic, last game I played was Worms.
Not even Boggy B can save me.
>>319319450
Can't peeve the Sheev
>>319319467
>dragon ball
>not dbz
OK, then I won't mention how the first season of DBZ already had villains threatening to personally blow up the planet.
>>319319730
And I'm talking about the verse, you goddamn secondary.
>>319312590
anything after Buu saga is not real DBZ but a simple moneygrab
>>319312590
>>319320152
at least super cyan is pretty fresh
And they seem to be trying to fix the stupid film with the retcons in super
FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. But please, call him York. That's what everyone calls him.I'm fucked
Well it was warframe. I'll take my good ol' 5-forma proto excalibur with a fuck ton of armor and power efficiency, armed with a dread, vaykor marelok, and dakra prime (with life strike)
I'll be fine.
>>319320157
>Can't unsee Giant Head on legs
Damn those misunderstood sprites threads.
>>319314451
>Someone with lasers
Too easy
>>319312590
>Civ 5
>Gandhi
Nukes for everyone!
>>319317903
Zero, considering its been blown up.
>>319314451
Is there anything special about the laser Blinky Bill used? It could've been a Ki disruptor gun.
>>319321259
>Goku tanks a few bullets shot by Bulma
>30 years later and over 500 million times more stronger
>Gets wrecked by one shot
Toriyama, what the hell?
>>319314451
Is this from the Dragon Ball Super anime?
>dwarf fortress dwarf
Dammit.
Not really the last game i played, but Maxwell could defeat anyone.
>>319322130
RoF movie
also Supers manga isn't good... spending 6 months to sweep RoF and BotG under the rug by just hand waving the events in text boxes, but now maybe something can happen now that that's over.
>>319321878
Android 16 fought Cell with lasers and rockets. It's established in the setting that technology is a viable alternative to Ki powers if they're strong enough.
Maybe Frieza assembled a team of scientists with Dr. Gero level intellect from a bunch of different planets and had them collaborate on making the gun.
Could've just been a really powerful gun.
>>319319274
What's the source on that pic?
>>319323050
Futari wa precure max heart movie 2
Google is always your friend
>>319321259
SHOT BY A GUY
BUT DIED ANYWAY
YOU GIVE SAIYANS A BAD NAME
"I'm sorry, Goku."
The nigga falls for it every damn time.
>>319312590
Not at all, and I'm saying that even without having a character defend me. When he shows up, I'll just ask him to explain what I did wrong, promise I won't do it again and that I will strive to be a better person.
Problem solved.
>Lara Croft
I am fucked.
Maybe they will fuck too.
![StargateSG1S08E04.mp4_snapshot_07.26_[2015.11.02_01.48.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FWGRaFD.jpg "StargateSG1S08E04.mp4_snapshot_07.26_[2015.11.02_01.48.18].jpg")
>Superman
>mfw coincidence
I'll be fine
>>319323495
>>319323971
>saying sorry will stop goku
>>319322236
hey man martial trances aint nothin to fuck with
And if that dwarf has some sort of 'special coating', or some other form of malady, goku is already dead.
Maplestory
I can't even
>>319324174
>implying superman will defend youyou probably will survive though
>>319312590
Tyrant Overlord Baal.
Get fucked Goku
>>319324467
Superman defends the just and innocent.
I've done nothing to deserve Goku's wrath.
Superman will JUST him up.
>>319319274
>Fuck me, does Toriyama just hate Vegeta?
More or less he's always second rate since he went good.
>>319321259
All I could think was that this music was missing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
One Door man wins.
![Attack-of-the-Saiyans[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yzhOFow.jpg "Attack-of-the-Saiyans[1].jpg")
How could he attack me when he is with me?
>>319326284
I think goku wold orgasm at the thought of fighting all out against himself.
