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The last vidya boss you defeated is now your roommate.
How does your life change?
>vidya boss
Bosses are an archaic concept, they're too gamey. I don't play video games with bosses anymore.
>Cobalion
I get some sort of swordsman horse or llama thing as a pet, neat.
>>319274176
die
Do you guys like my new room mate?
>Purple Cat lady who is always angry
Could be worse.
Well, at least the place will remain clean.
>>319274038
honestly I hardly interact with my roomate, so nothing would change a lot no matter who it isIt was Tamomo
>>319274565Best monstergirl.
I do not think that I could have gotten something better.
>could've had a cute demon or whatever
>have pol for a roommate instead
this is what I get for playing shitty games
>Patriarch
fuck
>>319274679
I dunno, I feel Granberia as a roomate would try to get me /fit/
>>319274565
Her room would probably be filled with all sorts of neat things.
Of various kinds.
>my new roomate is a dead baby
well I mean
okay
>>319274881
>Implying Tamamo wouldn't try to make you better in every regards and provide perfect sex whenever you wanted it
>>319274881
I sure as hell need that
>>319274038
I guess it won't be that bad
I can live with this, I think.
>>319274965
if she was my roomate, she'd be 3D and thus literally unfuckable by my shitty standards
>>319274989
Is this that Rance clone that was translated and put on PS3?any good?
Deathand bloody hot sex every night.
>>319274989
>Those names
>>319275060
>Being this much of a simple minded faggot
Good thing you'll remain a virgin.
>>319275118
naw, some banshee took mine in my teenage years, now I just don't care. Female companionship when playing Vidya would be pretty neat, but I don't think Tamomo would care for video games
>yukari
Help
>>319275221
>This ignorance
You're to low for her anyway.
>>319274038
>A giant skeleton with bloody flesh stretched over its backside.
Not all things in life are good things OP.
>>319275321
Well according to OP's rules she's my roomate regardless
>tfw only play gsg
I guess it would be fun to show Wilhelm II what the world looks like.
>>319275093
See that turn number? Most of them wasted by unit event, the AI is braindead and only attacking once or even none at all during their turn. The whole game isn't really balanced. You can declare war to Russia during beginning of the game, but it's literally impossible to win since they have fuckload of units and you get "only 1/2 HP when trying conquering Russian territory". Also China is way too easy (only three heroes from China at all)
>>319275249
Damn anon, you've got it worse than I do.
>>319275357
You'll get her as a roommate, but you'll be like >>319274565
Pianus from Maplestory
I have a huge fear of sea monsters, so this probably wouldn't go too well.
>>319274038
Well it could work
>>319275475
You quoted me twice anon
I don't follow
>>319275532
>worst girl in her entire game
>>319275546
>I don't follow
Don't be an idiot. I'm saying with a personality like yours you'll hardly interact with your roommate.
>>319275609
no shit
>>319274038
Old Dragonslayer... He invites his friend Old Fatfuck over every week and they make a mess of the whole place. Do you have any fucking idea the scuffs brass armor leaves on tile? And no fucking respect for my stuff in the fridge. And the bathroom, jesus christ, have you any idea what a 700 lb 9 ft tall monster does to a Toilet? I do. The plumber found fucking bone in the pipe. BONE. WHAT THE FUCK.
>>319275876
>Marie
>Weeb
>>319275876
Maybe you should consider why there aren't many bosses from western games.
>>319275876
McFucking kill yourself
>>319275428
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed"
"Seriously, can you shut the fuck up when I'm watching TV. Fuck, dude."
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed"
>Ring-a-ding-ding, Baby.
I'm not sure I'd feel safe to share ANYTHING with him
Inb4 notaboss.jpg
I saw him as that since you got shot in the face..
>>319274038
>Holes in the floor every time I bump into him.
I'm raising that faggot's rent.
>>319275590
Yeah but i could get this
>>319275987
>Zinogre can stimulate your prostate with electric impulses while he's fucking you
Thunder monsters are the best.
>>319275975
quality over quantity
Discipline is introduced into my life, leading me to get it together and overall be a better and happier person.
>>319276180
>western games
>quality
>The Ivory King
He seemed like a nice guy
Been replaying Rance VI.
Not sure how this will end
>>319275992
"When mankind devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate."
"Dude, I didn't eat any of your fruit."
"It matters not who you are...death awaits you!"
Yeah, I can't see this working out for me.
>>319276331
You meant Burnt Ivory King. He's not a nice guy anymore.
I'm in some big trouble if it's pre-Xrd. If it's post-Xrd then I'm ok with it, I get to teach her more about emotions and what it means to be human, maybe even be a lifelong companion.
>>319275876
>Western games
>Having bosses
>>319274176
>>319276180
Not him or a weeb, but I'd like some examples of this quality.
>played maplestory for a little bit and got bored
>haven't beaten any bosses since that one demon faggot from the mage quest
>Before that it was fucking Sonia from Fire Emblem
shit. This is what I get for indulging my youth for an afternoon. Instead of all that, I have some goat-headed faggot from a game I didn't even want to play for longer than a few hours.
>Celestial Emissary
God dammit.
>>319274038
>ripto from spiro 2
well fuck im going to get bitched at by a manlet 24/7 at least ill have 2 cool as fuck pets to fuck shit up with?
8 tentacles and you still haven't done the dishes?
>Archmage Antonidas from WC3
Neat
>>319277509
Hey, at least you didnt end up with Ultros.
>>319275609
You got brain problems anon?
Blast Furnace from Blackrock Foundry in WoW. Does this mean I have to share an apartment with ogres, orcs and a motherfucking huge-ass fire elemental? Oh god...
On the bright side, think of the savings from heating.
smashes all of my shit because it cant see
>>319274038
Some hot alien girl in Star Wars: The Old Republic.
I'd probably end up being her slave, but I'm very much okay with that.
Would he be able to switch back into ganondorf or am I stuck with a gargantuan roommate boar?
>quiet
I'm gonna need a bigger apartment.
>>319278358
>you would never be boar-d though
>a Giant Tank
Well, that's cool I guess.
Seems like a pretty cool dude to hang with based on his dialogue.WHUHHUHOVER HERE
>>319274176
This. I don't remember the last boss because I prefer my end level enemies to be defeated in cutscenes.
>>319274038
>Seltas Queen.
How would that even work? She is a hugeand cutefucking bug.
>>319279645
You can be her Seltas, she can be your apartment now. Until she gets hungry.
I'd wager he prefers to keep to himself.
I play mostly strategy games so how does this work? last civilization/faction I defeated?
Sister Miriam Godwinson as a roommate, I'm fucked.
>>319274038
>last vidya boss you defeated
I could've had Sheena from ToS but holy shit this game is harder than I thought
>>319274989
What game?
>>319274038
Legendary Alpha Deathclaw
welp, nice knowing you guys
>>319274038
Guess it's alright, as long as he purges the darcsen menace outside the house
Yes i know of the inevitable suffering of every living thing
No i don't want to kill myself
I just wasn't lucky today.
Fuck.
>>319274038
To be honest, neither of us would ever pick up our damn socks.
>>319274038
I now live with the dark ones from metro
