>its the year 2007
>Tyson is bullying you again in front of your friends
>He's making moves on your love interest, whos heavily discomforted by his mannerisms
>He challenges you in a true test of masculinity, a 1 v 1 on Halo 3, everyones watching from school, your friends have got your back, your love interest is nervously looking on from the side and cheering your name, all Tysons friends are snickering at you
>What song is playing?
Heres mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhJ6bE4z5vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8u4zv3k2E
desu senpai baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
FUCK YOU TYSON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo
I GOT THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
>>319273007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>319273007
>>319273007
>>319273007
TYSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO-McdqrbAY
HAVE AT YOU
>>319273007
>not just beating tyson to a pulp like the faggot cunt he is
i swear anyone named tyson is a complete faggot and a asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ-LoqRAHLg
>>319274214
HAHAHA whats the matter twerp? Going to your world wide web buddies for help?
You better have kept that left stick smokin', because you're going to need it this friday, see you there.
*punches you in the stomach*
chump.
>>319274407
*grabs him by the throat*
back the off!?!?
Well first off we don't play Halo 3 because that game sucks, we stick to Halo: CE, true motherfuckers settle their issues on Wizard
tyson
this charade ends now
fire your guns, its time to run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svdR8_w1N0Y
![mini[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NXRXkX4.jpg "mini[2].jpg")
>a console game
>with controller input
>>319274775
So many music videos with that, fuck, that track is beautiful.
>Halo 3
Considering I was one of the top 7 players in the world at that time, Tyson is going to get his ass kicked.
But to humor you, OP, I would play Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" starting with Spring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LAPFM3dgag
>>319274529
*grabs me by the throat*
JACK ME OFF?
>>319274040
what comic is that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI
>>319274930
Wrong answer
Tyson would've fucked you up within seconds
>>319273007
>test of masculinity
>on Halo
>with a controller
yeah no
>>319275738
Unless this is some fucked up reality where in 2007 Eastern yurop was infested with niggers, I'm good.
http://youtu.be/v2H4l9RpkwM
>proceeds to shoot up school after inevitable victory
> implying I play normie games enough ( or at all ) that I'd be able to beat anyone at them
> implying I'd play vidya with a piece of shit bully faggot
> implying I wouldn't just walk up to him, 6'3 and almost 300lbs and all and tell him to meet me after class so I can suplex him into oblivion, go home and play good vidya with my friends he insulted me in front of, and bang my gf that he haphazardly cat called that same night
> mfw he shows with all his shitty friends behind him.
> inb4 edgy edgerson
Only good test of masculinity is in physical fisticuffs, your lesson in dominance can't be transfered through button presses, it can only be physically forced down their throats, along with your limbs, all 5 of them.
>>319276428
Btw, song
https://youtu.be/doEwWzMz99A
>>319273007
>>319273007
Proceed to fucking dial in tyson's sorry ass.
>End the match by killing him a final 5 times to kill count victory via playing with my tows. Like a weird motherfucker I am
>Tyson now embarrassed forever more.
>>319273007
>2007
>me getting bullied
hahaha no
I was the 25 something guy in a newly established college full of 16-18 year old freshmen
>mfw I look like I'm 40
One time, I went into class a little bit late. As soon as I entered the room, everyone just sat straight and shut up. Everyone had the most confused ass look as they saw me took a student chair instead of sitting in the prof's table
>>319273007
that sounds like shitty anime by weebs
>>319273969
this was the obvious answer all along
jesus christ, i remember all those b.net front page montages that used crawling. good montages, but hilarious
>>319273007
Prepare your anus Tyson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
>>319273007
This theme begins right as the match is about to start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBTc2xWXPE0
Then everyone else's theme kicks in.
YOU AND ME TYSON
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
Please watch this Halo 5 Thug life video! youtu . be / 0VsIJ32wvS0
