You're a Rocky Wrench fresh out of the academy and newly assigned to Wendy O. Koopa's airship. You've just received a report that The Plumber has successfully boarded the airship and is making his way to Wendy's cabin, demolishing everything in his path.
What do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Hide, pop out and throw some wrenches. Rinse and repeat.
>>319210825
This except stop after the first step.
>>319210657
Assuming it's an auto scroll level, throw the wrench as soon as the bullet bill fires from overhead
>>319210657
Remember my training and do what this anon says >>319210825
It's sure to work.
Hide directly beneath Wendy and peek up at that scaly ass.
is a rocky wrench just a monty mole that got a job
Which choice of action will lead to me failing to stop the plumber and being reprimanded by Wendyand her fat, wobbly ass?
I have a question. Where do all these wrenches come from?
>>319211139
Of course.
>>319211201
His toolbox.
Take him with us.
Destroy the ship from the inside out
While >>319210825 has some good ideas, I think a stronger strategy would be to hide, pop out, and throw some wrenches. So that's what I'd do instead.
>>319211201
Leftovers from the Mario Bros. 3 set construction.
Why do Mega Moles wear the shades while some freestyle
>>319210657
grab a star and touch mario, also throw a blueshell
Trowing wrenches seems like a good idea, maybe hiding once in a while to confuse him.
>>319211139
In mario maker if you shake a rocky wrench it turns into a monty mole, so yeah.
>>319210657
>newly assigned to Wendy O. Koopa's airship.
There's no way I'd be that lucky.
>>319212057
I want to give that red Koopa Troopa a high five then smell the my hand afterwards.
>>319212057
Wendy's looking a little stuck
Deflection throw.
>>319211782
moles live underground.
there eyes would have trouble adjusting to sunlight
>>319212057
I really don't have enough lewd Wendy in my life.
>>319212687
Or they have style
burrow my way into Wendy's room and rape her before Mario can murder her.
>>319213054
There's not enough lewd Wendy period.
>>319213247
you say that as if Wendy wouldn't rape you senseless first before you had the chance.
>>319213892
that's fine too
>>319213892
Nothing wrong with that
>>319210657
Evacuate with Wendy before Mario kills us.
She'll thank me with femdom.
>>319210657
line myself up with 5 other Rockys, that'll show mario who's boss
Jump out as high as I can when he stands on the holecover, and then throw a wrench in the direction in which he is already moving.
>>319210657
You fucking boots don't even know what it's like to be in combat. Once you get that adrenaline it's all instinct and muscle memory training.
>>319210657
What's it like to work for Wendy?
>>319211417
>>319210825
>>319211048
Going to go out on a limb here and see if it pays off. I'll throw a wrench, and then I'll hide.
Will post results.
>>319216469
Many have died trying to satisfy her urges.
>>319210657
Swallow a wrench
>>319216469
It's ok most of the time. She stays in her Cabin a lot. Doing girl things I guess, trying on make up, gossiping on the phone. I don't fucking know. Once a month though she heats super bitchy. Last time she made us scrub the entire airship till it shined. No idea what her problem is.
The only other complaint I have is whenever she decides to sunbathe on the deck it distracts all the troops.
>>319213820
Wendy showing up in Mario Kart along with Rainbow Mika in SFV is like the Lewd Art Gods giving an answer to prayers I didn't know my dick was making.
>>319210657
Accept my fate and hope that Mario just skips me over. Even if get killed/knocked out, 1-Ups are kind of a thing. Best thing to hope after that point is that Mario successfully beats Wendy then try to score some brownie points on patching the ship up for future bouts.
Life of a mook is honestly pretty good under Bowser actually.
>>319217756
Some anons don't like the Koopa Kids showing up in new games but if it means we get more Wendy I'm all for it.
>>319218535
holy smokes
>>319210657
Toss a few wrenches then hide when he gets close. Even if we lose (which we will) I'll still receive a huge promotion and pay raise for seeing combat. Hell maybe work hard and move up to Wendy's personal bodyguard. That's sure to come with some perks.
>>319216469
>What's it like to work for Wendy?
>>319219797
the fuck is her problem
>>319219893
an extremely vain female
>>319219893
One of Roy's attacks involves him tossing a boulder and you countering it several times. If you successfully counter it, Roy will break the rock and a stray piece will hit Wendy. She didn't like that.
>>319219797
Kinky
>>319220650
Oh, so that's actual damage in battle? That's cool shit, we need more enemies attacking each other in rpgs.
>>319210657
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING
AND YOU WILL MAKE IT BACK ALIVE
>tfw your favorite Mario girls are Wendy and Birdo
The princesses do nothing for me
>>319221018
both have big mouths
>>319221472
That might be why.
>>319221018
>favorite mario girls
>birdo
>>319221018
But anon, Wendy is a princess.
>>319216469
Better than working for Iggy and Ludwig thats for damn sure. Always on the fucking fences, back and forth and back and forth.
And of course jump injury insurence doesn't cover castle based crusher damages so no workers comp there.
Would have killed to be on the Ships, fucking Dino World.
>>319222889
Is she?
>>319227106
She may or may not be. But at one point she definitely was so there you go.
>>319210657
>Going straight from the academy to a ship
Damn I'm good.