WebM Thread.
Last one Hit limit
>>319179158
That was cool as shit. I wish I wasn't poor
>>319179158
Why are the trains filled with helium
>>319179158
>>319180982
so is this one of those games that just look fun and are not actually fun?
>>319183787
yup
>>319183787
No, it is actually fun, but only for about 5 hours tops.
>>319183787
Yes.
>>319179158
>>319180982
Can I pirate this or does this have denuvo?
>>319183195
adorable.
please tell me this is a porn sim game.
>>319184421
No, it's a ninja sim.
>>319184390
when will this meme cat die
>>319184390
denuvo
>>319184604
>99 insight
dude, spend that shit
I hate how they made melee shit and not worth using
>>319183787
what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
fucking /v/
>>319179158
>tfw denuvo
>>319184727
you bought it so you have a biased opinion
>>319184463
holy shit what game son
>>319184390
it has denuvo, so give it time
>>319184740
Ironically I made that Webm months ago, but I jsut started playing that char again for the dlc. Still have 99 insight. Will probably spend it on chunks for the MLGS; it's so sexy in Bloodborne.
>>319184857
>implying
Also, pretty sure that said 15 previously.
>>319184827
savage
>>319184869
Stunt Rally
it's hot garbage
>>319184727
>Mariah's - Incapacitated
>The map looks small
>>319184575
huehuehue
>>319185080
Step it up
>>319184575
Holy shit anon I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
>>319184921
99 is the cap so you're basically wasting any insight you might accumulate over time like when fighting bosses or discovering new areas.
there is no point in having so much insight
>>319185210
That's a big map.
>>319183787
I'm still having fun and there's nothing /v/ can do to stop me
>>319185552
Para tu
>>319185470
Never realized that. Thanks for theinsight
>>319185615
So, it's like madmax?
>this triggers the /v/
>>319185727
that clipping? yes, it triggers me
>>319185727
That no dripping? It's pretty triggering.
>>319185727
That sipping? IDK, the animations are OK I guess.
>>319184857
The devs sent me a free copy, do I have a biased opinion?
>>319179158
How do I make webms? I
>>319186051
ffmpeg
Inb4 the botnet program
>>319185859
Good use of the thunder&lightning effect.
>>319186051
webm for special people
>>319184827
The fuck was he doing with a spoon?
>>319183787
They weren't nearly as bold with it as they should have been. There are no ways to goof off in the open world that weren't in Just Cause 3. There are a sprinkling of fun extra features here and there like booster detpacks and car jumps but it's not quite enough to set the game far ahead of JC2.
I'm just waiting on the multiplayer mod. It better fucking get a multiplayer mod.
>>319185210
The wing suit was a genius design decision
>>319183787
its very shallow
liberations are what you do 90% of the time and that process is literally just a checklist of red shit to blow up, i dont remember the last time i bothered with killing an enemy, they are pointless and may as well not be in the game
if you enjoy grinding a lot and completionisting you might want to get this game
it's a shit game, but like i said, it has grind and some people are weak to that, like me
>>319184823
means this >>319186578
The fact that you pretended to play dumb is pathetic.
>>319186451
Wingsuit is realyl a gamchanger.
Multiple tethers too.
When Just Cause 2 released traveling with the Parachute and the Grapple hook was my favorite thing to do.. Also Mods are here
http://justcause3mods.com/
>>319184575
Is that a mod?
>>319186835
That's vanilla.
>>319184827
>berry mentats
>still surprised
get off normal
>>319185430
>>319185294
>tfw can't play just cause 3 because of severe fps drops and stuttering
J U S T
J
U
S
T
J U S T
>>319187075
oh mayn
>>319186413
if only the game was optimised better...
>>319186974
This game's gameplay was so on point, I wish there were more levels to it.
Three levels are too short.
>>319185859
what gaem is this?
>JC3 doesnt support SLI AND isnt cracked
Guess im not playing this any time soon
>>319186560
Was it rape?
>>319187075
(You)
>>319187075
This is still horrible and utterly senseless but discovering the context of it makes me considerably less sympathetic.
>Kid tries to sell man his own loaded gun.
>0/100 barter check
>Kid says he's not going to shoot him
>0/100000 speech check
>>319187075
>gives drug dealer a loaded gun
>asks it back
>kidz
>>319187075
why didyou do this
>>319187075
...Well at least he was ugly. What's the story on this? Where did it take place?
>>319187114
I fairly remember it not showing up before going through that hole in the wall
>>319187075
>webm of a retarded kid being shot in the face
nice /v/
so what happened here
>>319187546
>random_encounters.webm
>>319187546
Oh god, did they died!?
>>319187570
im curious about this
>>319187075
I'm brazilian and I still don't know the context of this
>>319187570
saus takk
>>319184823
It's a literally stated question. If you don't understand what he's asking there's something wrong with you.
>>319187658
Sand mang up her arse
>>319187686
>>319187764
Against the Wall
indie game stuck in indie hiatus hell
>>319186762
Problem is everyone with the bolopatch already had multiple tethers and a wingsuit.
>>319187696
>>319187628
>steal gun from drug dealer
>try to sell it him back
>gives the gun to said drug dealer to 'look at'
>fatality
>>319179158
Is this a JAV?
>>319186413
What game?
>>319188025
Meant for >>319187658
>>319188030
Toukiden Kiwawawawa
>>319187842
>>319187570
>the end of jojo stone ocean the game.
interesting idea.
>>319187981
Huh. Weird because I havn't seen anything about this on the news. Maybe it's some old video.
>>319183195
>ching chong games
>>319186970
>Super Hydlide
>>319187325
>>319188196
NTRPG 2. A game where your chldhood friend is stolen from you by a strong knight and you're forced to see her getting turned into the town's cumdupster.
I'm into NTR and even I think it was way too much.
>>319187349
maybe. I don't really think anyone could rape bayonetta. Besides those two characters have a thing going on and are sparring with each other.
It makes sense for both characters to decide to fuck mid fight before getting back to it
>>319187418
my sides literally exploded and the unmade themselves
>>319187120
Try running it with DX9. It doesn't fix it completely, but it helps me a lot. Plus, there's supposed to be a patch soon.
>>319187075
1. Why would someone shoot that kid in the face, he wasn't doing anything
2. Why would you record it and post it online
>>319188468
Perhaps, but i'll wait for a patch. I have a r9 290x for christ sake, it should run at 60 fps.
>>319187570
I forgot how much I hated this game.
>>319188563
AMD Dx11 drivers are about half as efficient as Nvidia's.
>>319188563
How much RAM you got?
>>319185859
>*splurt splurt*
>>319188810
Unfortunately.
>>319188895
8 GB. I've heard that there are issues with memory leaks, but jesus christ i shouldn't need 16gb to run this game decently.
>>319186703
what game is this?
>>319189048
I had the same issue with an R9 380 and 8GB
I bought an another 4gb Stick and now runs flawlessly 50-70 FPS.
I bet when you start the game it runs nicely than suddenly FPS drop every
>>319189161
Velvet Ass
>>319188468
how do you force games to run in DX9, I have some DX11 games on a DX10 card but I can't get them to run other than forcing my DX10 card to (poorly) interpret DX11 games
>>319189227
Yes, actually somewhat. But i'm not gonna buy more RAM yet just to run this game better. Unless there is a way to make it run better with 8 GB?
>>319188278
>not even a videogame related filename
not even trying m8
>>319186703
Game? Please?
>>319184347
metro is overrated as fuck
>>319189389
Suggest a title you then
>>319183787
If you like sandboxes you'll like that game
>>319189334
Wait for the patch.
Honestly I wanted to buy 2 4 GB sticks to run it 16gb in Quad channeld, but oh well. Gonna buy one later. Ram are crazy cheap atm
>>319189154
Did he died?
Why don't you guys take this over to the >>>/wsg/ ?
>>319189539
He was never alive anon
Know any decent steam key sites? I fancy JC3
>>319189504
Wait for the patch huh? Well seems like i don't have any option there.
>>319189439
oh really?
>>319189389
>putting_all_your_points_on_luck.webm
>>319189626
I don't, sorry friend. Just boot up JC2 in the meantime. That game is legit.
>>319189740
this was for this >>319189490
>>319189836
fuck that, JC2 multiplayer, 400 man server
>>319189857
thanks man
>>319188185
Is the pc port of this game still fucked up?
>>319184705
>You have been banned for explosive spam
>3mb filesize limit
this shit busts my balls
>>319189626
i bought mine from cdkeys for 30 on launch.
>>319189703
wait you could play as a girl in metro?
>>319190004
Oh, you're in it for the multiplayer. Nevermind then.
Remember when JC2MP first came out? Good times. I heard they started like building factions and shit after i left. Sounds gay as fuck.
>>319190150
what is that thing?
>>319183787
It's fun for a few evenings if you have something to drink.
>>319188563
>amd
>complaining about performance
The world literally never changes.
>>319190150
what the fuck?
>>319190150
this is disturbing
>>319184782
I thought they said they were going to fix that
>>319190217
One of the extra campaigns for Last Light
>>319184463
Looks like NFS Underground 2 trying to go Rollcage Stage II
>>319188248
sauce if u have
>>319186904
Holy fuck what is this
>>319186572
the wingsuit is the main reason i want this game
>>319190150
Did you strap a dog onto the hood of your car?
>>319189703
I honestly cant tell if you're being ironic
that looks bland & boring as fuck
yes I did play both metro games
>>319190616
that thing is supposed to be a dog? jesus, i thought it was some kind of glitch or a bruned body
>>319190727
na dude
metro is the pinnacle of virtual atmosphere
truly the work of gods
>>319185294
27 hours in one day
where can I learn to do this?
>>319190284
>>319190616
>>319190876
I don't think there are dogs in the game. What the fuck?
Also all catle and people instantly die when you tether them.
Except colonels. They are fucking invincble sometimes. I kicked one from 100m skyscraper and he didn't die.
>>319191003
There is a dog in Soliana. Look for the trash heap, I think it's towards the southern end of town towards the sea. You'll probably hear it before you see it.
It unlocks an easter egg if you can figure out how to do it.
>>319191003
ok, then. so back to the question of what the hell is that thing on the hood?
>>319190989
okay then
>>319190995
In your scool on Geography lessons.
>>319189259
Is she russian?
>>319179158
that game looks promising
>>319191357
don't remember.
sry
>Bring helicopter on an underground base
>No, fuck you, we have SAMsI swear, I had a webm with that
>>319191357
British probably
>>319186835
Are you a retard?
>>319188278
>all the lads get the fuck out and the girls are left behind
sexist as fuck
>>319191003
There is this dog.
>>319191585
Really sad i can't run this well.
>>319191969
jesus even the dj in the game is female?
I´m glad that I skipped it, that game seems to have some problem with men
>>319192661
Alessia doesn't really bother me, she's not so much a character as a disembodied voice that occasionally chimes in when you do something.
The exiled former president of Medici that the game makes out as the good guy is a woman, though. I guess it can't be helped from a studio run by Swedes
>>319193015
the new york studio did jc3 though
>>319193186
Pretty sure it's still a Swedish company
There's also Dimah and the mercenary slut now that I think about it. You're right, there are a lot of women shoehorned in.
>>319189279
With Steam.
>Set launch options
>"-dx9"No quotes, but the minus thing stays there
I actually think JC3 looks prettier in dx9
>>319192661
>>319193015
You've gone too far, anons, if simply the presence of a woman triggers you.
There's nothing wrong with SJW agenda in this game except for maybe Annika with smartass BBC.
>>319193609
all male character besides the protagonist are either evil, wimps or acts as the house slave for some arrogant, bitchy women.
sorry but shit like this is not ok
>>319184575
>benbuja still making just cause videos
jesus christ
>>319184823
play more games to develop the necessary understanding.
>>319188414
Can you kill everyone after that tho?
>>319192664
His expression is way too funny
>>319194161
he's not wrong
>>319193430
yeah, the original branch of Avalanche behind JC1, JC2 and Mad Max is a swede company
>>319185859
then he kills both of them right
>>319194161
you are right.
no game should ever feature male character ever again.
after all we all know that 200% of all gamers are women
>>319187349
she is holding her butthole. It was anal rape.
>>319193905
What about Mario and the David Tennant one
There's the black guy too (unless he's who you meant with the last part)
>>319194329
Didn't say he was. Said he was a SJW.
>>319194443
>muh strawman
>>319193435
comparison plz
>>319187418
Is the AI really this terrible?
>>319190150
Bitrate is greater than resolution
That looks like vasoline on a tv
>Tfw they hyped up the unlimited C4 but you can only place a small amount at a time and can't toss it like in JC2
It feels so shit to use compared to 2
>>319184549
it doesn't matter because we have pics about it
>>319184463
>moving the world around the car
that's a powerful engine
>>319194939
i just don't like how you can't toss it, no problem with the limit (because without the limit why would anyone ever use anything but c4)
>>319194564
Mario acts like a wimp and gets ordered around
The black guy Teo also never gets to do anything expect act like henchman for the blond
do you actually see Davids character?
besides he still is just another bad guy
>>319194161
troof
>>319193435
That didn't work for me except for TF2, I'll give it another try though
>>319195341
Teo flies you through the train mission alone. He's ordering Annika half the time too.
Seriously, you're the fucking problem you are trying that hard to find.
>>319179158
I liked JC2 and I'll wait for it to drop in price to about $10, so maybe next week?
Is it the same thing, create chaos aka do side quests and there's some story missions.?
>>319188185
that bow looks retarded
fucking weaboo games who the fuck plays them
>>319190585
Looks like the new Decent
>>319195742
Yes, it practically the same game with more toys.
>>319190609
same
i imagine i'll just continually run to mountaintops and just wingsuit for hours
>>319195309
>rulesofnature.webm
>>319188185
fuck off frog
>>319185210
can't fucking wait for the inevitable VR mods
>Teo is a nerd and rambles while Annika has twice as many lines and is a sassy merc who don't need no man
>Dimah, the brains behind the rebellion, is a woman, while Mario, a man, is the group punching bag
>Rosa, the rightful leader and shining paragon of goodness, is a woman, while the brutal dictator and his mole are both men
>Alessia, the voice of the rebellion, is a woman
If you deny the game has an agenda you're retarded
>>319195309
It would get boring after a while but I loved sneaking around bases and blowing the whole thing up with one detonation. Hopefully someone can fix it with a mod.
>>319186904
No Really what is this?
>>319195040
this cat makes me smile
>>319196090
just google "descent successor"
>>319195978
make me
>>319195912
You can climb mountains with wingsuit, senpai >>319185951
>>319194727
teaser for what chocolate?
>>319195742
i would wait until they add multiplayer.
you won´t get any enjoyment form the story missions
>>319184390
>CMETAHA
Means 'cream' in english.
>>319196210
sorry froggie. youre always welcome to webm threads. plz contribute more.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mentesch/
even add me
>>319196047
You can unlock more explosives by grinding challenges.
Also now you can destroy a base (well, an outpost) like that with multiple tethers.
>>319187972
Valley of Tears had the best music jesus fuck
>>319186904
What is this I keep seeing webms around here
>>319196042
yeah this.
most games and comics seem to boil down to
men stupid and evil
women superior and good
I guess that happens when the school literally starts to brainwash kids with feminist dogma like it´s done in sweden
>>319196176
Ahhh
>>319187418
>walks out into an oncoming truck
>>319196250
Sour cream.
Why would you even post that?
>>319196508
Look at the other responses
>>319196215
wow i guess i'm just going to try and wingsuit for as long as possible then
Wish the offline beta thing worked for me
>>319196372
sry.
not looking for internet pals.
in fact, I hate talking to people while I play games.
>>319196090
>>319196176
>>319196508
it's not underground don't bother with that trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bAIYl5CoVY
>>319196980
man. videogames are great
>>319194727
I'm gonna need a sauce on that.
>>319193905
Welcome to how female characters have been treated in games for decades.
>>319184575
hahaa i saw this on reddit last night :^)
>>319197278
nice re visionary history you got there anon.
well I guess you wouldn´t know any better since that would force you to play video games instead of constantly bitching on twitter about rape culture.
there has always been great representation of women in video games.
feminist just lied about that so that they could continue to play the victim
>>319196235
The characters are great, and the story is entertaining.
>>319194809
The AI in JC3 is ABSURDLY basic.
Most NPCs just walk/drive in cricles in towns.
The only interaction with the player is if you cause trouble they panic, but they never unpanic just just despawn everutally.
Even the enemy AI just stands in one spot shooting you and makes no effort to find cover or be clever.
>>319197139
>>319196980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWxnDUSg-NU
>>319197170
For Honor. Thats not gameplay btw.
>>319179158
>i can't pirate this yet
>pirated Just Cause 2 instead
>it's shit
welp.
>>319185210
>>319185951
It's a shame I've only heard about how it gets boring really quickly as it does look so much better than 2 graphically. Either way though I won't be getting it as I got bored of 2 surprisingly quickly, I still think JC1 is the best though.
>>319197660
oh god...
>>319197690
>Thats not gameplay btw
I guessed as much, im just a sucker for any medieval battle related vidya, so thanks.
>>319197782
>it's shit
your not gonna like JC3 anyway
>>319197782
play the MP
>>319185727
awkwardly touching lips is NOT kissing.
did an 8 year old make this animation?
>>319196042
There are deeper designs that make you seem like a biased twat.
Teo is humorous, and the big, black nerd is probably completely missing from video games.
Dimah is actually a decent female scientist character. It takes the standard monotone girl scientist performance and makes it likeable.
>the brutal dictator is a man
>as if a woman shouting orders around would be effective
Alessia is a cheerleader. I'm not particularly fond of checking out and listening to male cheerleaders.
>>319197782
its good
>>319179158
Games.. Someone would never plane like that so close to the ground, the airpressure below him is so low that he would just crush like a rock.
>>319197660
>Okay, she looks as if she's in her early 20s or so... So why does she sound like a 6 year old? That's something that's pretty common among Japanese stuff like this... The girls sound ridiculously prepubescent even when they're clearly not.
i see this fucking autist everywhere i swear to god
even on "sexier" videos which means he's a hypocrite
You know what Just Cause 3 needs, a jet powered wing suit, now that would be fucking great and first person view.
>>319179158
Oh look its the same shitty webm of the same shitty game that's been posted a thousand times.
>>319196927
ok froggie. but accept my own rare pepe as a gift.
>>319188563
memory speed and latency plays a big part.
fucking lern about computers.
if you are illiterate, get a console.
>>319198221
>>as if a woman shouting orders around would be effective
MY NAME IS BOLO SANTOSI
I AM THE LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY KNOWN AS DA REAAAPAHHS
>>319184575
>nutted but she still suckin
>>319197827
JC3 is actually closer to 1 than 2 was. It tries to have that civil war feeling 1 had.
Massive battles are back. They're scripted, but still.
Random fights all over region, Tanks fight on the streets. Troopers dropping on every outpost. Warships having skimrishes in every bay.
The chaotic battles were the best part of the first game, they're not that intense in JC3, but they are there.
>>319179158
Does no one notice that train cart that clips through the fucking mountain?
>>319185210
The mountains in JC3 look gorgeous, really hope for MP to be released soon
>>319198862
Man I wish it would have a mission creator tool. Like with Infamous 2
>>319198553
She sounded more like a populist than a leader.
>>319198874
I noticed it but it's expected with how bad the release was.
>>319198991
Devs aren't working on MP, they've said this before the game was even released. They expect the modding community to do it.
i just don't get the trains in JC3. They don't stop anywhere they just keep keep going
>>319188248
sweet baby jesus sauce on artist
>>319198352
he's right though, you weeb
>>319199124
>>319198991
I would give MP JC3 some time.
JC2 ran on any old toaster, whereas JC3 struggles to run smoothly on modern mid-tier rigs. As much as I hate to say it, it'll probably be a while.
Although maybe if Avalanche could fix the goddamn performance issues that wouldn't be the case.
>>319198874
They probably fucked up mountains geometry in some spots.
>>319199414
but he's so fucking autistic about it
he's literally everywhere
he thought touhou was a hentai game from what i remember
>>319186703
I've bought this game but never finished, the main character model is beautiful. The game is Velvet Assassin.
>>319199339
http://t--soni.tumblr.com/post/134019639104/widowmaker-futa-download-so-a-widowmaker-model
>>319198396
what game?
>>319194610
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>319198419
Oh look the same shitty shitpost
>>319198498
what a fucking loser you are
>>319199550
yeah, i agree that over literal faggots should kill themsleves
>>319197782
JC3 is the same, I knew it the minute I saw the first gameplay trailers. The game is fun for about 2 hours and then it just gets boring because there is no variety, the map is huge but it doesn't help because it's all the same and there is nothing to do that you haven't done in the first 2 hours.
>>319197660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMoxfkv_qM
>>319199783
Solar Inhabitant
>>319199783
its from a Star Citizen video
>>319191375
Based developers. Bought a knight pledge a few months ago.
>>319194727
>grabbing the sword by its blade
How fucking retarded can you be
>>319199684
>all that futa
>>319200382
>he doesnt know
>>319200382
>American education
>>319200382
american detected
>>319200382
We are just now retroactively discovering that all medieval battles were fought with swords gripped by the blade. It sounds stupid but the evidence is sound. Every game featuring swords is now obliged to feature a blade grip. Expect lots of bloody hands.
>>319200448
So much potential. Shame it was clucky as fuck.
>>319188248
>shit animations
>clipping up the ass
>pun intended
>>319201035
>Expect lots of bloody hands.
look up some videos on half swording
>>319200190
Which was made by playing the game, just saying.
>>319194524
is to cover her butt instead of adding a mosaic censor
>>319201153
I'll pass, I don't need a dubiously historically accurate concept of swordfighting to enjoy videogames
>>319199124
>Devs aren't working on MP
I know
http://justcause3mods.com/mods/
Patiently waiting
>>319201348
but if you're gonna pretend to know, then its best you know for sure instead of sounding like a dumbass
>>319201348
>dubiously historically accurate
I bet you think Sandy Hook was a hoax too.
>>319200492
>>319200782
>>319200979
>>319201035
>>319201193
>replying to bait
this is why /v/ is shit
>>319201745
and yet, here you are
>>319201745
i was aware it was a bait, it was just my way to sayfuck off retard
>>319201685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_pq_I-Pg8U
>>319201745
>>319201803
>damage control
>>319202453
I wasn't even in the original posters, it's just funny to see you complain about how shit the board you're actively participating in is shit
>>319183787
It's only artificial fun.
>>319196476
>Valley of Tears
vale of tears, pleb
>>319197660
fuck, I was going to post this
>>319198498
I appreciate your pepe anon
>>319200109
I was going to post this
>>319183787
Exactly like JC2. So it's fun for about an hour
>>319185642
Isn't it Para usted?
>>319194809
seems like south america to me
>>319204535
please tell me there's mod for that
>>319204945
It's pretty easy to do, go ask xcg on /vg/.
Anyone got those UC4 MP webms?
>>319205689
I actually wanna play again but not with my back log man cant start playing this game again for a third tie jesus
>>319179158
This looks awesome
>>319188278
>midtown madness
>>319209114
nope.
Anyone have escape from tarkov webm?
>>319209470
Is that Bulletstorm? I don't remember the animations being THAT bad
>>319210882
98% of the games you remember fondly are shit
OC, that's why the quality sucks
>>319187349
Yes. She definitely raped him.
>>319179158
I wish you could do this in GTAV outside of that one scripted story mission.
>>319187418
glad to see the ai hasn't changed since 2
>>319213638
>oh god oh fuck that guy has a lightning sword AND shield I'm getting the fuck outta here
>>319214165
There's a cheat for single player that lets you glide for a long time.
It's pretty fun actually, try and land on stuff and survive.
>>319214330
I mean derailing the trains.
I know there's a mod for it on PC but installing GTAV mods is arduous.
>>319184782
can you still draw mustaches and glasses on those billboards?
>>319214467
Oh I'm a dumbass, should have realized that...
Also modding GTA just so you could derail the train seems like an unnecessary hassle. Sounds like it would be pretty fun though I guess.
Isn't it possible to destroy the front car/locomotive ? I know you can shoot the driver but I swear I've seen a train get blown up before.
>>319212412
one day I will finish this game but god does it have a bunch of boring parts
>>319214830
What parts do you mean anon ?
I'm playing through again and stopped after I got done with that radical train-car thing you get to use for a while. Gotta get back into it I just have so much shit to play, fuck.
>>319179158
shitty video desperatly trying to market the game by highlighting one shitty thing you can do while ignoring the rest of the game being lame chinese garbage with generic action which will become stale within 2 weeks
just watch the steam numbers drop like a motherfuck for JC3 while GTA V beats the shit out of it by the end of this month :^)
>>319183195
but like why is mickey mouse molesting this girl
>>319204725
wuts this from?
>>319196980
Smells like dead or full memory here
>>319215318
>Stop liking what i dont like
:^)
>>319190330
Kill yourself senpai.
>>319215318
Not defending just shit 2, but you can literally do nothing in GTA. You just drive around.
>>319201504
>9
>>319201476
>>319201153
>>319200492
>>319200782
>>319200979
Holy fuck. This de-facto Neo-/v/, this is unbelievable.
These same people reply to the "Oh wait, that card"-Bioshock meme. Fucking morons, just fuck off already to reddit, you do not belong here.
>>319216725
Jesus fucking christ man
>>319187262
http://zell999.blog.fc2.com/page-0.html
>>319215318
Nigga GTA V is dead as fuck.
Like 90% of everyone who bought it have stopped playing it completely.
>>319217640
Confirming.
Online made me quit with such disgust i didn't even play 1h of the solo.
>>319205689
>capt thompson was on overwatch you idiot
so good
>>319217868
I'm still completely baffled by how Rockstar could fuck up the MP as hard as they did.
Almost impressed.
>>319210615
Is that Nigger Simulator 2015?
>>319199821
you clever son of a bitch
>>319216725
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING
>>319218154
>hey baka our third person shooter for consoles needs aim assist because people are shit
>ah yes but you better put free-aim in there, some HARDCORE GAMERS really like free-aim
>good idea bruh, I'm sure they'll appreciate it
>hey then what do we do for the multiplayer ?
>hm ?
>the multipalyer senpai, what do we do with the control schemes ?
>OH yes, of course, well obviously you just split the entire player base into:
>A. People who are casual as fuck and never changed any of the controls to begin with let alone even checked them.
>and
>B. People who actually like to play video games and shoot things themselves instead of having the game do 90% of the work for them
The same flawless system implemented in the RDR multiplayer.
>>319217547
Thats some high level smash brothers shit right there.
>>319218353
>2015
>>319179158
>tfw still no sound webms on 4chan
>tfw still 3 MB size limit
I can't even post the cool stuff I've gotten from other chans.like https://www.dropbox.com/s/wdccpfpclms66ro/secret.mp4?dl=0
>>319216120
Elite, I believe.
>>319219037
That's wrong though. Don't criticize shit you don't know shit about.
>>319219168
what?
>>319191375
What ever came of that CLANG game endorsed by Neil Gaiman and GabeN? Did it fall through?
>>319213468
I guess you could say he 'cut him in two' :^)
>>319219332
>>319219037
>>tfw still no sound webms on 4chan
>>tfw still 3 MB size limit
That obviously. Didn't realize I was conversing with a literal retard.
>>319187418
>Ending
Gets me everytime, harder than before.
>>319195189
The world doesn't move
The camera moves
>>319219429
again:
what?
>>319219492
I'll spell it out for you. You can upload webms with sound on 4chan. And you can upload webms that are larger than 3MB. You were wrong about that.
>>319219673
Ok.
Post one.
>>319219725
I don't have one personally, but I'll just link one.
>>>/wsg/854348
>>319216725
i cant fap to this
>>319219935
I was obviously talking about /v/, since we're here.
In a /v/'s webm thread.
Maybe I should've had put it more precisely, but I thought it's pretty clear.
>>319220027
>>tfw still no sound webms on 4chan
>4chan
Kill yourself.
>>319220090
Why are you so mad, Anon? Need a hug?
>>319220027
You specified 4chan. Not "here", not /v/, not nothing. You can post webms with sound on 4chan you dipshit.
Again, don't criticize shit you don't know shit about.
>>319220162
>u mad?
Kill yourself.
>>319216261
What game is that from?
>>319220276
Ratchet and Clank
>>319220204
Well, yeah, my bad. I should've clarify I meant /v/. Still I don't see why that made people like you or >>319220215 so assblasted.
>>319179158
>>319220328
>not refunding it after the shit Kikewire is pulling
>>319216725
Delete this
>>319220382
>I should've clarify I meant /v/.
Not necessarily. You shouldn't have specified something that you didn't mean.
>Still I don't see why that made people like you or >>319220215 so assblasted.
Hardly "assblasted", I just find people that act smug while being retarded annoying.
>>319187120
C A U S E
A
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S
E
>>319220474
Having too much fun to care
>>319220545
I'm in a /v/'s webm thread.
I have a nice collection of sound webm I can't post here.
I said it's a pity there's still limitations here and I can't post them because of that.
What's so smug about it? How was I wrong?
I don't care about other boards. I'm in this thread, on this board and I can't post webms with sound.
Jesus fuck. You people need to calm your tits and stop being so aggresive. I know how this place can be, but fuck me you're taking it to a new level sometimes.
Here, maybe this'll make up for my obvious mistake I should feel bad about.
>>319198221
>defending the writing of this game
JC3 sucks dude
the challenges blow and you have to do them if you want to unlock shit. Fuck you for fucking up this game so badly, you clearly have your head too far up your ass to see what was wrong with it.
>>319216725
When she opened her mouth I heard the sound from The Thing when that dude kneels down in the snow and screams.
>>319221361
>she
>>319220394
Not bad, might go into weebo collection if I find it in the bin for like $15.
>>319188248
fapped to the full thing on r34 yesterday, good taste
>>319220474
what are they doing? I haven't been in the know
>>319221005
>I said it's a pity there's still limitations here and I can't post them because of that.
Not really.
>What's so smug about it?
About that? Or about what I found smug? Because those are two different things.
You were posting like you knew you were right about there being no sound webms on 4chan after being called out on it, that was the part that was smug.
>How was I wrong?
I already explained that. The part about posting sound webms on 4chan.
>I don't care about other boards.
I don't care that you don't care, you included the other boards in your post. Not my fault you don't actually mean what you post.
>Jesus fuck. You people need to calm your tits and stop being so aggresive. I know how this place can be, but fuck me you're taking it to a new level sometimes.
>Few swear words and calling a retard a retard
>new level
Get your pansy ass out of here faggot.
>>319221141
>JC3 sucks dude
It's literally JC2 improved enough to be fun for its entirety.
Challenges for unlocks is something to do. What's the problem? This is where you get criticized for seeming like you have ADD. Supposedly, protein fixes that..
Could I have made it better? I would've made MP.
>>319221545
Hats, skins, crates, and trading.
>>319221636
I forgot I shouldn't have tried to engage in civil discussion with a nitpicking faggot like yourself.
Go kill yourself - do you understand this perhaps? Or do I have to describe the method prefered and what your death should look like so you don't include dying of old age and a car accident, you fucking sperg.
>>319210615
>As soon as double-fine got involved development came to a screeching halt...
Why does shit like this constantly happen? Its been like 2 years and they've added like 3 features that barely work.
>>319190150
WHAT IS THAT, DRAGONS?
>>319188507
Why won't you read the other responses and answer your own question?
>>319222106
>I forgot I shouldn't have tried to engage in civil discussion with a nitpicking faggot like yourself.
Why exactly? Just because you can't handle the facts? Just because you don't want to read? What's the problem?
>>319221545
Well a while ago they had the balls to put up a "FREE CONTENT PACK !" when the game isn't fucking finished and has been in 'early access' for months and months.
Then they decided to add micro-transactions, because just fuck our shit up.
>>319222262
Why don't you go shit on
>>319190150
because he didn't say "HERE ON /v/"?
>>319197607
>being this autistic
>>319222484
Because he didn't specify on 4chan. I already explained this, read the thread.
>>319186974
I hope I don't die of old age before Noaika is released.
>>319222567
>it's actually wrapping around the pole
holy fuck that's neat
>>319185727
picking the wrong ending?i am pretty triggered
>>319212412
Why did he charge the rifle during the last reload if there already was one in the chamber?
>>319221892
is any of that being sold though? I don't see anything on the store page.
Also, what did you expect? They were jews even with killing floor 1 with all the weapon pack DLC and skins DLC.
I don't give a fuck if they sell hats, as long as they don't sell guns this time around.
>>319221762
Okay, since you actually might be a developer, I will stop being a taint. Here is the problem with the challenges, they are the exact opposite in spirit from the rest of the game.
I liberate a base using whatever shit I want in crazy ways by being creative, then I play a challenge where I have to destroy that base again... usually by using a boring weapon or vehicle. There are no enemies around, there is a strict fucking time limit ( the difficulty of challenges do very greatly), and all in all, the creative chaos present in the rest of the game is replaced with an incredibly restricted version of what I already did.
The other challenges follow a similiar format, I can fly around in a wingsuit, creating challenges for myself, and utilizing my parachute and grappling hook the way I want to get to where I want, or I could play one of the infernal wingsuit challenges where I have to fly through rings in a near perfect fashion in order to get the top score.
basically, the challenges are mostly just less fun versions of what you normally do.
The bombing runs with the carbombs are the exception though, it's different from what you do in the rest of the game, has room for player creativity, and they are fun as fuck.
It's not a terrible game, it's just not improved enough on JC2, besides graphics, to warrant a $60 purchase.
>>319223148
This triggers my shit too bro, I don't know.
Most of the reloads in Metro are pretty good, though.
>>319223148
because animators often don't pay attention to that shit and/or they're too lazy to make separate animation cues
>>319191375
>sword fighting games that use mouse/keyboard in 2016
>>319196476
>not Dollhouse
Off with your head.
>>319222106
Whoa, source looks awesome.
>>319187418
holy shit
>>319222106
He's the vocal minority.
What's the source on that?
>>319224319
Space Runaway Ideon, specifically the second movie Be Invoked.
>>319224537
Scam Citizen?
>>319224998
Ignore me, found it.
Space Runaway Ideon
>>319225117
Nope. Though that's fairly playable these days, like a mini-Freelancer
>>319204569
Usted is used in more formal settings
>>319225090
Ideon a shit
>>319184857
>You shouldn't own a game if you're going to comment on it's quality
How /v/ can you get
>>319225123
Need to attach cameras to the VR headset so that it can take in your real world surroundings and model swap them on the fly. It's like real time mo-cap. Get some ugly bitch to give you a lapdance and swap the model to whatever anime grill you want. Short of full neural interfacing that's the only way to get full physical sensation with it. Simply watching a PoV video won't do shit for me. I want to feel it.
>>319212412
The metro games aren't without their many flaws but i had a lot of fun playing through both 2033 and last light in ranger hardcore.
>>319194727
>mfw both enemy soldiers were far more skilled then the one being recorded, but their shitty japanese blade couldn't penetrate his armor
>>319180820
than torrent it you dumbfuck
>>319204569
>>319225586
No one ever says used.
>>319202497
>lemme just wind up my rifle
>>319225896
Old people do. Also used when talking to old people and extremely formal situations, kinda like -san and -sama
>>319199124
>Devs aren't working on MP
Well there goes my sale.
This is the kind of game that needs it, and I'm not waiting for another shitty mod like JC2 where half the shit doesn't sync and function between clients.
>>319184347
>>319189439
>>319189703
>>319190727
>>319190989
>still shitposting with ps4 webms of a botched remake of a botched port
>>319225769
That's what robots are for
>>319185903
MGSV customization exploit in FO4?
>>319225769
Eh, It's still way superior to regular fov porn on a monitor
>>319225854
no crack yet you dumbfuck
>>319221424
Same. Definitely gonna try and get it if it gets cheaper in the future. Used copies and the like.
>>319201745
>implying /v/ was ever good in the first place
>>319222567
is this an indiana jones game
>>319179158
PLEASE tell me the driving in this game isn't shit
>>319227158
He never said it was good at any time
>>319225090
thank you
>>319227371
true
>>319223710
Are your triggered by it being actual swordfighting and not a prequel saber duel choreography shit?
>>319227742
Any versions with lolis yet?
>>319227656
when did he say he was mad about it being real sword fighting?
> What game is this? General
>>319224537
Do you control the any of the ships, or are you just watching them?
>>319227742
>>319226845
>>319225123
what's up with all the (softcore) VR waifu porn?
>>319228338
You control them
>>319227238
The driving is terrible.
>>319228409
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>319228436
All of them?
How long would it take me to get that big a fleet?
>>319228520
I see
>>319228409
Softcore > Hardcore, and they know it.
>>319216120
Elite: Dangerous. Upcoming expansion.
>>319228675
Yes, all of them. It depends on how good you are at exploiting the economy.
>>319222567
i wasn't sure it did this when I saw the webm with the blonde chick but the fact it actually wraps around the pole makes it a little better
it's still absolutely ridiculous though
>>319228857
how good is Elite? I've never played any space exploration games and I was planning on jumping in with Elite but I'm not sure
>>319228507
that's a bummer, driving in Mad Max is really enjoyable
>>319229703
It's not very good. The core gameplay, that is, the combat and flight, are fun. But if you've been to the first few systems, you've pretty much seen everything the game has to offer. There's so little content, so little variation to that content, and you're going to be ending up grinding for money for the sake of getting a better ship to grind for money. Your chances of meeting another player are ultra-slim, and the things you do really won't have any effect on the universe.
>>319209470
>>319209701
I can feel the feminine power through my monitor
>>319230004
So do you have nay recommendations for other space exploration titles?